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2013-03-19 11:01:21 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: mayIFark: Is this where I mention Powe's law?

Sure, go ahead.

First, tell us what Powe's Law is.


Poweslaw
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-19 11:07:52 PM
Bless her poor, dear, sweet heart...she tries so very hard...
 
2013-03-19 11:08:15 PM

jaytkay: tenpoundsofcheese: mayIFark: Is this where I mention Powe's law?

Sure, go ahead.

First, tell us what Powe's Law is.

Poweslaw
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 384x256]


funny!
makes more sense than the other "Powe's Law"
 
2013-03-19 11:13:02 PM

FormlessOne:  Who thinks she's still relevant, honestly?


Four pages of misinformed and general hate comments here should answer that for you.
 
2013-03-19 11:18:33 PM

thenewmissus: Mikey1969: Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?

She masturbates with it...

You should be banned from Fark for giving us that mental image.  Where the hell is my mind and eye bleach?  I can't unsee or unthink that shiat.  Thanks perv!


You're welcome... :-)
 
2013-03-19 11:19:55 PM

RabidJade: FormlessOne:  Who thinks she's still relevant, honestly?

Four pages of misinformed and general hate comments here should answer that for you.


Formless One: I think you found your one...
 
2013-03-19 11:20:08 PM
The Newsweek article where she talked about shutting down a dept of govt like Reagan was wont to do was thrilling. Then Perry botched the delivery of shutting down four and it was all lost in favorability. I don't like the (WTF, Big Gulp) little digs she tries to get over, but her politics are sound.
 
2013-03-19 11:37:04 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

eclecticramblings.files.wordpress.com

The only two redeeming moments of Sarah Palin's career.  Unfortunately, what really kills these moments is...well, EVERY.  GOD.  DAMN.  THING.  ELSE.
 
2013-03-19 11:41:13 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Dr. Farkenstein: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

FTFY.
There is no hate like the misogynous hate of some farkers.


you think any critzim of a woman is misogyny? (At least if they are republican)
 
2013-03-19 11:47:56 PM
tenpoundsofcheese:

We get it, she's a woman slut.

We can say that, right? A useful description?
 
2013-03-19 11:50:41 PM

Clutch2013: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 225x300]

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The only two redeeming moments of Sarah Palin's career.  Unfortunately, what really kills these moments is...well, EVERY.  GOD.  DAMN.  THING.  ELSE.


Judging by her recent appearances those were heavily photoshopped or she has aged terribly.
 
2013-03-19 11:55:46 PM
I haven't hit anyone in anger in 35 years but I'd love to coont-punch that stupid biatch.

Just for being dumb and making dumb attractive to SO many people.
 
2013-03-19 11:57:29 PM

Fart_Machine: Clutch2013: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 225x300]

[eclecticramblings.files.wordpress.com image 280x388]

The only two redeeming moments of Sarah Palin's career.  Unfortunately, what really kills these moments is...well, EVERY.  GOD.  DAMN.  THING.  ELSE.

Judging by her recent appearances those were heavily photoshopped or she has aged terribly.


The later I think... combined with a severe diet. She's dropped a lot of weight in the last year or two and when you get older and do that, well your face starts to hang a bit...
 
2013-03-20 12:07:54 AM

maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:


(FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.


I hear ya', bro. If there's one party in American politics today that shuts down strong, serious women it's the Libbers. Thank God the Republicans are here to show us all the way when it comes to sensible treatment of the sexes.

The Democrats are racist, also.
 
2013-03-20 12:10:47 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Word is she's "writing" a book on "the War on Christmas."  Due out...Halloween or so?  No later than Thanksgiving.

She'll make millions.  But she won't convince anyone of anything who isn't already fkn stupid as a bucket of warm spit.


I doubt she's actually making Stephen King-levels of profit. Her horde of derpy fans will line up and buy a few copies (one to 'read', one to put away "for safe keeping because it'll be a collector's item!", and one or two to give away to family who will use it to toilet train their puppy), then Sarah will buy a few thousand to inflate sales numbers, and the last few dollars squeezed from the book will be from people who buy a copy from the $1 clearance bin to use as lining for their birdcages.
 
2013-03-20 12:27:17 AM
Sarah Palin is the Westboro Baptist Church of politics. I'm pretty sure that most of what she's doing is performance art.
 
2013-03-20 12:29:04 AM

DeaH: Just popping into this thread to point out that the party who gave use Sandra Day O'Connor


saw an interview with her the other day. had completely forgotten she was a republican appointed by reagan.

which leads to WHAT THE FLYING farkING HELL HAPPENED TO THE GOP?
 
2013-03-20 12:44:26 AM
rufus-t-firefly:

Sarah Enderpening the World.

You Maniacs! You derped it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
 
2013-03-20 12:48:03 AM
www.plognark.com
 
2013-03-20 12:49:50 AM

Sambo: [i.huffpost.com image 550x282]

Doesn't she look like Dana Carvey?


Holy crap!  Now that you mention it, she kind of does.  She really needs a vacation.
 
2013-03-20 12:51:17 AM

Sambo: [i.huffpost.com image 550x282]

Doesn't she look like Dana Carvey?


She also looks like she has to pee.  Maybe she shouldn't be drinking so much soda before going on stage.
 
2013-03-20 12:56:04 AM

Curious: DeaH: Just popping into this thread to point out that the party who gave use Sandra Day O'Connor

saw an interview with her the other day. had completely forgotten she was a republican appointed by reagan.

which leads to WHAT THE FLYING farkING HELL HAPPENED TO THE GOP?


They started to believe their own propaganda, buy their own bullshiat, and drink their own Flavor Aid. They also built this legend around Reagan to the point where the former president they revere is a completely different and fictional person from the actual Ronald Wilson Reagan.

In short, they've been lying for so long that they've started to believe the lies and doubt the truth.
 
2013-03-20 01:24:26 AM
Why does her head look so huge?
 
2013-03-20 02:22:20 AM

RabidJade: FormlessOne:  Who thinks she's still relevant, honestly?

Four pages of misinformed and general hate comments here should answer that for you.


www.trilobite.org
 
2013-03-20 02:23:34 AM

George Walker Bush: The Newsweek article where she talked about shutting down a dept of govt like Reagan was wont to do was thrilling. Then Perry botched the delivery of shutting down four and it was all lost in favorability. I don't like the (WTF, Big Gulp) little digs she tries to get over, but her politics are sound.


In English, please.
 
2013-03-20 06:47:51 AM
CPAC this year was hosted at the Gaylord hotel.
 
2013-03-20 06:58:05 AM

RabidJade: Four pages of misinformed and general hate comments here should answer that for you.


Why are Republicans incapable of telling the difference between hatred and mockery? Forget apples and oranges, it's like confusing a wildebeest for a basketball. Is it because they're all hateful little snots with no sense of humour, so they just assume that everybody else is as well?
 
2013-03-20 07:58:37 AM
I'd watch a video of her and Diane Feinstein clam- jousting, I'd also rub one out to aforementioned hypothetical video.
 
2013-03-20 08:11:46 AM
Four pages of misinformed and general hate comments here should answer that for you.

Why is it that you idiots confuse derision with hate?
 
x23
2013-03-20 08:35:02 AM

saintstryfe: RevMercutio: Delay: gilgigamesh: maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:


Mayor Bloomberg is a Republican.

And 7-11, as a convenience store, never had to stop selling Big Gulps.

Yep - that's what conservatives dont' realize. Bloomberg's ban wasn't a restriction of freedom. It was a way to screw with the Koreans, Puerto Ricans and Philipinos who own small local bodegas.


CPAC wasn't hosted anywhere near NYC either. really nothing about the whole Big Gulp deal made any god damn sense... doesn't stop idiots from thinking it was really meaningful though.
 
2013-03-20 08:53:21 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Why are Republicans incapable of telling the difference between hatred and mockery?


Fear, hatred and anger are the only emotions they recognize as extant and valid.

tenpoundsofcheese: Dr. Farkenstein: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

FTFY.
There is no hate like the misogynous hate of some farkers.


So you're saying she ISN'T a hypocrite?
 
2013-03-20 09:28:08 AM

invictus2: maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty

 Yesterday, I  mentioned is  this thread  Link That the pic of Palin holding the Big Gulp is a trailer-trash statue of liberty. rufus -t-firefly delivered pretty quick and I give him props. We definitely have to push this to a meme level, on the abject stupidity that the the G.O.P. has mutated into in the last decade.


There were a few artifacts that I missed, so I tried cleaning it up a little:

i48.photobucket.com

I'll give the Planet of the Apes scene a try later today...and if anyone with real skills wants to fix these, more power to them.
 
2013-03-20 09:29:14 AM

Crunch61: spongeboob: Coco LaFemme: John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.

There are other reasons to hate McCain that are equally appropriate.

Damn him, damn him to hell.

/now I only need a photoshop of the green Palin Statue of Liberty rufus-t-firefly used on the Planet of the Apes Heston scene.
//no skills


Quick & dirty.

i48.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-20 09:40:37 AM

rufus-t-firefly: Crunch61: spongeboob: Coco LaFemme: John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.

There are other reasons to hate McCain that are equally appropriate.

Damn him, damn him to hell.

/now I only need a photoshop of the green Palin Statue of Liberty rufus-t-firefly used on the Planet of the Apes Heston scene.
//no skills

Quick & dirty.

[i48.photobucket.com image 495x361]


Presumably this would be on the poster for "Planet of the Liberals", a post-apocalyptic movie where liberals (now all blacks and latinos) took over the world and now no one works, and any remaining rugged (white) individuals, like Charlton Heston, are imprisoned and treated as an inferior species.

/obviously the above does not reflect my own views in case it is not abundantly obvious
 
2013-03-20 09:45:02 AM

xria: rufus-t-firefly: Crunch61: spongeboob: Coco LaFemme: John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.

There are other reasons to hate McCain that are equally appropriate.

Damn him, damn him to hell.

/now I only need a photoshop of the green Palin Statue of Liberty rufus-t-firefly used on the Planet of the Apes Heston scene.
//no skills

Quick & dirty.

[i48.photobucket.com image 495x361]

Presumably this would be on the poster for "Planet of the Liberals", a post-apocalyptic movie where liberals (now all blacks and latinos) took over the world and now no one works, and any remaining rugged (white) individuals, like Charlton Heston, are imprisoned and treated as an inferior species.

/obviously the above does not reflect my own views in case it is not abundantly obvious


Or everyone got too skinny and wasted away because we weren't able to buy 144 oz sodas.

And I have a feeling a lot of Sarah's supporters already think the...:ahem:...apes have taken over.
 
2013-03-20 10:35:16 AM
I started this one before Rufus posted his, sorry:

i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-20 11:53:26 AM

rufus-t-firefly: invictus2: maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty

 Yesterday, I  mentioned is  this thread  Link That the pic of Palin holding the Big Gulp is a trailer-trash statue of liberty. rufus -t-firefly delivered pretty quick and I give him props. We definitely have to push this to a meme level, on the abject stupidity that the the G.O.P. has mutated into in the last decade.

There were a few artifacts that I missed, so I tried cleaning it up a little:

[i48.photobucket.com image 850x477]

I'll give the Planet of the Apes scene a try later today...and if anyone with real skills wants to fix these, more power to them.


She really does look tired. It must be true what they say, being Governor prematurely ages a person.
 
2013-03-20 01:34:30 PM
i.huffpost.com

Bad photographer, baaaaaaaaad photographer!!

Looks as if someone had doped the hell outta that thar Big Gulp.

/red diaper doper babies
red diaper doper babies
red diaper doper babies
dance!! dance!!


//red = GOP red, natch
 
2013-03-20 01:43:19 PM
Aaaaaaaand just remember, folks, you heard it from that swell guy Tailgunner Joe.

"Better DEAD than Red!"
 
2013-03-20 02:18:20 PM

Paris1127: She had her own reality show, didn't she? I believe it was called  The Biggest Loser Here Comes Hone Boo Boo?

msnbctv.files.wordpress.com

/Drinkin' her Go-Go Juice!
 
2013-03-20 05:48:52 PM
How's that Foxy Newsy reality show-y workin' for ya, Sarah?
 
2013-03-21 02:09:11 AM

Isitoveryet: Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?

I don't think she can get it off.


What makes you so sure it's a shirt?
 
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