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2013-03-19 07:05:34 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: There are still literally millions of Americans who think this woman should be the leader of the free world and commander of the most fearsome military on the planet.

Think about that for a moment. Then go scampering into the trees gibbering like you just read an advance of her Christmas book.

The only button this woman should have her finger on is the one that hits "SEND" on her application to be a guest on Maury for his "My husband loves his husky more than me" special.


www.culture-games.com
 
2013-03-19 07:12:58 PM  

dickfreckle: As long as I live, I will never understand not just Palin, but other MENSA members reading teleprompter jokes from a...teleprompter.



you know, there's going to be a lot of cropped images from her performance at CPAC 2013.

but even a freeper thread (posted up thread) actually had images with her & teleprompter posted & a ctrlF "teleprompter" gave me nothing.

These people are simple folks.
 
2013-03-19 07:14:50 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: There are still literally millions of Americans who think this woman should be the leader of the free world and commander of the most fearsome military on the planet.

Think about that for a moment. Then go scampering into the trees gibbering like you just read an advance of her Christmas book.

The only button this woman should have her finger on is the one that hits "SEND" on her application to be a guest on Maury for his "My husband loves his husky more than me" special.


My bad... thought I was in the Hillary clinton thread...


carry on...

/wishes fark had an edit post button
 
2013-03-19 07:17:18 PM  

Delay: Don't you think she looks tired? She used to be so damn cute.


Haggard.

/As in hag-like.
 
2013-03-19 07:17:49 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Ed Grubermann: Lionel Mandrake: Lenny_da_Hog: Delay: Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.
Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?

Fox also dumped Firefly. Go figure.

And The Tick!

Live action version? No loss.

Fk you, Mr Ed...

j/k...I'm a huge of all Tick stuff.  I thought the live action was awesome..In fact, I think it was one of the first 5 or so dvds I bought, to see the 3 or 5 or whatever episodes that never aired.


I started with the comic books (first one I saw was Million Zillion Ninjas) then loved the animated. The live action felt forced and flat.
 
2013-03-19 07:23:17 PM  

Ed Grubermann: I started with the comic books (first one I saw was Million Zillion Ninjas) then loved the animated. The live action felt forced and flat.


That's cool...I wish it had been given more of a chance.
 
2013-03-19 07:26:06 PM  
Palin is the type of person who makes you think you're having an aneurysm, because it's the only explanation for the gibberish you're hearing.
 
2013-03-19 07:32:04 PM  
John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.
 
2013-03-19 07:33:36 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: She's either deliberately trolling us, thinks/knows that her fans are farking retarded, or is farking retarded herself.


A little of B and a little of C.
 
2013-03-19 07:35:35 PM  

Coco LaFemme: John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.


There are other reasons to hate McCain that are equally appropriate.
 
2013-03-19 07:42:41 PM  

spongeboob: Coco LaFemme: John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.

There are other reasons to hate McCain that are equally appropriate.


Damn him, damn him to hell.

/now I only need a photoshop of the green Palin Statue of Liberty rufus-t-firefly used on the Planet of the Apes Heston scene.
//no skills
 
2013-03-19 07:49:01 PM  

maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty


 Yesterday, I  mentioned is  this thread  Link That the pic of Palin holding the Big Gulp is a trailer-trash statue of liberty. rufus -t-firefly delivered pretty quick and I give him props. We definitely have to push this to a meme level, on the abject stupidity that the the G.O.P. has mutated into in the last decade.
 
2013-03-19 07:49:48 PM  
Her speech was probably the most successful at this year's APAC shindig.
 
2013-03-19 07:53:31 PM  

Isitoveryet: dickfreckle: As long as I live, I will never understand not just Palin, but other MENSA members reading teleprompter jokes from a...teleprompter.


you know, there's going to be a lot of cropped images from her performance at CPAC 2013.

but even a freeper thread (posted up thread) actually had images with her & teleprompter posted & a ctrlF "teleprompter" gave me nothing.

These people are simple folks.


The common clay.
 
2013-03-19 08:08:45 PM  

ilambiquated: Her speech was probably the most successful at this year's APAC shindig.


Yep.

Be afraid...be very afraid
 
2013-03-19 08:22:49 PM  

maxheck: Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty


Oh, Lord, I went and read a Freeper thread. Seriously, those people need help. And, yes, scary as it is, Fark really is in the top 10% of online political discussion.
 
2013-03-19 08:23:58 PM  
It's interesting because Fox News is the last opportunity for right wing celebrities to take home a steady paycheck. MSNBC already took pity on Joe Scarborough, there's no reason for them to take in another "alternate viewpoint," and Palin lacks the necessary skills or quickness of wit to do a radio gig like Limbaugh or Beck. Stick a fork in her, she's done. Even the hat-passing reflected by book deals has a limited shelf life (yes, that pun was deliberate). Plus, as a woman, no real repub actually gives a genuine fark what happens to her--why isn't she in the kitchen making her husband a sandwich? Sarah Palin may have to actually get a job. I hear there are lots of opportunities at Walmart at the mid-management level.

"Hi, remember me? Back in the 2000's I was the repub candidate for vice president. Now I'm here to make you this amazing offer..."
 
2013-03-19 08:24:54 PM  

Glenford: Isitoveryet: dickfreckle: As long as I live, I will never understand not just Palin, but other MENSA members reading teleprompter jokes from a...teleprompter.


you know, there's going to be a lot of cropped images from her performance at CPAC 2013.

but even a freeper thread (posted up thread) actually had images with her & teleprompter posted & a ctrlF "teleprompter" gave me nothing.

These people are simple folks.

The common clay.


You know...
 
2013-03-19 08:33:41 PM  
i429.photobucket.com

This still gives me a weird boner.
 
2013-03-19 08:36:19 PM  
Trivia Jockey: I think Sarah Palin's King Missile's speechwriter is just trolling her.

FTFY
 
2013-03-19 08:43:34 PM  

Paris1127: She had her own reality show, didn't she? I believe it was called  The Biggest Loser?


You totally bombed my photoshop.
 
2013-03-19 08:44:38 PM  

UberDave: Muta: Lenny_da_Hog: Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.

Do you think she still wears that shirt?


[cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com image 458x613]


Are you kidding?  One of my "friends" on FB posted, in all seriousness, how Palin and Ryan would be a great GOP presidential ticket...and this was *last week*.  This was coming some someone who legitimately thinks they are more informed than most people and that anyone who doesn't think Obama is pretty much evil incarnate is stupid.  They are constantly posting countless links to Breitbart and similar sites.  It's illusory superiority at its finest.  My mouse cursor will hover over the "delete/hide friend" button but I never press it choosing instead to watch out of morbid fascination.


Ditto. Every once in a while I get my hopes up that they'll actually get irritated and say (about ANYONE), "Hey! This douchebag doesn't speak for the party!"  But it never happens. I think the GOP is just starting to realize that they can quite literally say *anything* and the majority of their followers will just keep nodding and going with it. Cases in point: Clint Eastwood at the RNC and Donald Trump at CPAC.
 
2013-03-19 08:54:23 PM  

The Thoroughbred of Sin: Trivia Jockey: I think Sarah Palin's King Missile's speechwriter is just trolling her.

FTFY


Now that's dedication to a joke.
 
2013-03-19 08:58:25 PM  
She's the Kim Kardashian of politics - she was the "last chicken in the shop" as the VP portion of a Republican ticket that failed years ago, and widely cited as one of the reasons that ticket failed. She then ditched the guy she politically buried and latched onto what she thought would be the real success story of GOP politics - the TEA Party. You can see how that went. She's quit every useful job she's had since she became part of the national political scene - she quit the Alaska governorship, she quit Fox News - and yet she still thinks what comes out of her piehole is somehow meaningful.

She makes Ann Coulter look... alright, no one makes Ann Coulter look "good", but perhaps "less bad" may be appropriate.

Who in the hell cares about this moronic quitter's ravings? Who thinks she's still relevant, honestly?
 
2013-03-19 08:58:27 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: AdolfOliverPanties: The word coont, as a derogatory term for a woman, is perfectly showcased for Sarah Palin.  If I didn't know better, I would think the word was invented just for her.

The fact the she is a woman had nothing to do with the criticism directed at Palin or the reason she should be referred to in a derogatory way.


That is a VERY good point.  She is not a coont because she is female.  Dick Cheney is a coont.  Tucker Carlson is a coont.

That was bad form on my part.  Thank you for pointing out what I should have made clear from the beginning.  I posted like a coont.
 
2013-03-19 09:02:35 PM  
theorellior: maxheck:Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty

Oh, Lord, I went and read a Freeper thread. Seriously, those people need help. And, yes, scary as it is, Fark really is in the top 10% of online political discussion.


Reminds me of a button I picked up a Con years ago:

"Just think - National Enquirer readers are among the elite intellectual minority who actually *read*.

Have a nice day
"
 
2013-03-19 09:06:10 PM  

Delay: gilgigamesh: maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty


Outside the ballroom afterward, CPAC attendees raved about the stunt. "Hilarious." "I thought that was awesome." "I loved that." One woman I spoke to said the moment "just really symbolized American freedom." A man named Tomas told me that Palin holding up the Big Gulp "gave a new look to the Statue of Liberty."(continued)

Jesus wept.

Mayor Bloomberg is a Republican.


And 7-11, as a convenience store, never had to stop selling Big Gulps.
 
2013-03-19 09:09:12 PM  

Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?


I've always wondered who that downer looking girl on the other shirt is supposed to be.
 
2013-03-19 09:13:20 PM  

Trivia Jockey: The Thoroughbred of Sin: Trivia Jockey: I think Sarah Palin's King Missile's speechwriter is just trolling her.

FTFY

Now that's dedication to a joke.


Couldn't resist, sorry.
 
2013-03-19 09:14:11 PM  

Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?


No, someone else got it as a hand-me-down.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-19 09:18:10 PM  
Is this where I mention Powe's law?
 
2013-03-19 09:22:49 PM  

T-Servo: [i151.photobucket.com image 540x201]
One of my favorites...


The video clip of this will NEVER. GET. OLD.
 
2013-03-19 09:30:50 PM  

Rent Party: [i429.photobucket.com image 300x210]

This still gives me a weird boner.


Me too. Thanks a lot, pal.
 
2013-03-19 09:31:50 PM  
You let her out of the cage, Republicans.  You get to reap the rewards of having such a powerful, graceful speaker branded to your party.
 
2013-03-19 09:36:50 PM  

theorellior: maxheck: Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty

Oh, Lord, I went and read a Freeper thread. Seriously, those people need help. And, yes, scary as it is, Fark really is in the top 10% of online political discussion.


You read a Freeper thread?  You poor, poor man (or woman).  Your computer is now unclean though, so I suggesting buying a new one and then setting the one you're currently using on fire.
 
2013-03-19 09:36:56 PM  

RevMercutio: Delay: gilgigamesh: maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty


Outside the ballroom afterward, CPAC attendees raved about the stunt. "Hilarious." "I thought that was awesome." "I loved that." One woman I spoke to said the moment "just really symbolized American freedom." A man named Tomas told me that Palin holding up the Big Gulp "gave a new look to the Statue of Liberty."(continued)

Jesus wept.

Mayor Bloomberg is a Republican.

And 7-11, as a convenience store, never had to stop selling Big Gulps.


Yep - that's what conservatives dont' realize. Bloomberg's ban wasn't a restriction of freedom. It was a way to screw with the Koreans, Puerto Ricans and Philipinos who own small local bodegas.
 
2013-03-19 09:41:12 PM  

RevMercutio: And 7-11, as a convenience store, never had to stop selling Big Gulps.


yep
 
2013-03-19 10:04:25 PM  

Rent Party: [i429.photobucket.com image 300x210]

This still gives me a weird boner.


Me too buddy.
 
2013-03-19 10:10:54 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Glenford: Isitoveryet: dickfreckle: As long as I live, I will never understand not just Palin, but other MENSA members reading teleprompter jokes from a...teleprompter.


you know, there's going to be a lot of cropped images from her performance at CPAC 2013.

but even a freeper thread (posted up thread) actually had images with her & teleprompter posted & a ctrlF "teleprompter" gave me nothing.

These people are simple folks.

The common clay.

You know...


MORONS.
 
2013-03-19 10:17:07 PM  

Mikey1969: Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?

She masturbates with it...


You should be banned from Fark for giving us that mental image.  Where the hell is my mind and eye bleach?  I can't unsee or unthink that shiat.  Thanks perv!
 
2013-03-19 10:25:47 PM  
images.zap2it.com
 
2013-03-19 10:28:27 PM  
We get it, she's a woman.
 
2013-03-19 10:30:51 PM  
Can't you guys see her join CNN's Circus of Fail? Her and Wolf Blitzer can have their own show where they read tweets for an hour.
 
2013-03-19 10:36:21 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.


+1, Funny!
 
2013-03-19 10:42:56 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-19 10:52:34 PM  
nice try libs but Sarah Palin isn't acting like a reality star, she is one, and she's barely a politician
 
2013-03-19 10:54:53 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman hypocrite.


FIFY.
 
2013-03-19 10:56:53 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.


Is it hard to choose between her and Rove?
 
2013-03-19 10:57:14 PM  

mayIFark: Is this where I mention Powe's law?


Sure, go ahead.

First, tell us what Powe's Law is.
 
2013-03-19 10:58:54 PM  

Dr. Farkenstein: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

FTFY.
There is no hate like the misogynous hate of some farkers.

 
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