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2013-03-19 04:48:35 PM  
Mamma grizzly calls the kettle black?
 
2013-03-19 04:49:15 PM  
Don't you think she looks tired? She used to be so damn cute.
 
2013-03-19 04:49:38 PM  
The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
 
2013-03-19 04:50:51 PM  
hmmmm, i wonder what IMDb has listed about her.... oh my.
 
2013-03-19 04:51:39 PM  
No one has ever accused Sarah Palin of excessive self-awareness.
 
2013-03-19 04:52:13 PM  
I'll care when you start doing porn. With Rachael Steel and Carmella Bing and Gianna Michaels and Faye...

/not that I know who they are
 
2013-03-19 04:52:19 PM  
She's either deliberately trolling us, thinks/knows that her fans are farking retarded, or is farking retarded herself.
 
2013-03-19 04:54:01 PM  
The GOP political strategy is, and has been for quite a while now, to accuse the opposing side of doing exactly what you are doing.  It puts the opposing side in the position of having to say "but you are the one actually doing this!", which is always weak.  The accuser always has leverage over the accused in politics.
 
2013-03-19 04:55:21 PM  
She had her own reality show, didn't she? I believe it was called  The Biggest Loser?
 
2013-03-19 04:56:43 PM  
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2013-03-19 04:56:51 PM  
Pot to kettle: you are derp.
 
2013-03-19 04:57:00 PM  
I wonder if the conservative movement will ever become self aware.
 
2013-03-19 04:57:48 PM  
Who gives a shiat what she says? Stop paying attention to these idiots.
 
2013-03-19 04:58:47 PM  
"dead hands"

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2013-03-19 04:59:17 PM  
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2013-03-19 04:59:25 PM  
Was this before or after she read a teleprompter joke off of a teleprompter?

What an idiot.
 
2013-03-19 05:00:59 PM  

Bartle J.: Who gives a shiat what she says? Stop paying attention to these idiots.


No, no.

Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.
 
2013-03-19 05:01:50 PM  

CorporatePerson: I wonder if the conservative movement will ever become self aware.


No.  don't you feel silly for even asking that one?
 
2013-03-19 05:02:36 PM  
i151.photobucket.com
One of my favorites...
 
2013-03-19 05:03:59 PM  
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2013-03-19 05:04:04 PM  
Dear Sarah:

15:01.....15:02.....15:03.....15:04.....15:05.....

Yours in Christ..... Rann
 
2013-03-19 05:05:26 PM  
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Her reality show proved to be a little too real when it became apparent she wasn't actually the rootin tootin gun packin frontier momma she claimed to be. Barely knew how to use the damn things.
 
2013-03-19 05:05:36 PM  
I think Sarah Palin's speechwriter is just trolling her.
 
2013-03-19 05:05:55 PM  
She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.
 
2013-03-19 05:06:12 PM  
www.frontroomcinema.com
 
2013-03-19 05:07:28 PM  
I used to hate Sarah Palin, but now I LOVE her.

Keep it up, Girl,  you show 'em!. Don't retreat, reload! Get 'er done!

/The Republicans will never be taken seriously.
 
2013-03-19 05:07:39 PM  
Sarah Enderpening the World.

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2013-03-19 05:08:55 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.

To quote a Washington Post blogger:

"Christmas books are like Christmas albums: They are not things you make and announce in March when your career is going anyplace good."
 
2013-03-19 05:09:14 PM  

Trivia Jockey: I think Sarah Palin's speechwriter is just trolling her.


ZOMG can you imagine how fun that would be.

"On the coastal wade for governance in the tenth percentile we can't forlorn our most cherished American hero champion values."

"Perfect, Mrs. Palin. You read that perfectly. Now go out on that stage and knock 'em dead!
 
2013-03-19 05:09:27 PM  
 
2013-03-19 05:10:02 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.


Word is she's "writing" a book on "the War on Christmas."  Due out...Halloween or so?  No later than Thanksgiving.

She'll make millions.  But she won't convince anyone of anything who isn't already fkn stupid as a bucket of warm spit.
 
2013-03-19 05:10:08 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: She's either deliberately trolling us, thinks/knows that her fans are farking retarded, or is farking retarded herself.


These are not mutually exclusive conditions, you realize.
 
2013-03-19 05:12:20 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Rann Xerox: Dear Sarah:

15:01.....15:02.....15:03.....15:04.....15:05.....

Yours in Christ..... Rann

Yeah about that....


Damn you for typing faster than me!!  And providing links and shiat...
 
2013-03-19 05:12:44 PM  

T-Servo: [i151.photobucket.com image 540x201]
One of my favorites...


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2013-03-19 05:13:58 PM  

Charlie Chingas: I'll care when you start doing porn. With Rachael Steel and Carmella Bing and Gianna Michaels and Faye...

/not that I know who they are


Not really into granny porn myself.
 
2013-03-19 05:15:15 PM  
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2013-03-19 05:15:40 PM  
Sarah Palin, the elitist griffter.

Living off of the welfare checks of the stupidest part of the population of 'Murica.

But keep giving her money. Maybe she will run for the President of the Confederate States of 'Murica.
You know them traitors to the United States of America.

/Now off to watch that porno she was in.
 
2013-03-19 05:15:49 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.

Word is she's "writing" a book on "the War on Christmas."  Due out...Halloween or so?  No later than Thanksgiving.

She'll make millions.  But she won't convince anyone of anything who isn't already fkn stupid as a bucket of warm spit.


How is she going to make millions? Does she still have a PAC that will buy up thousands of copies of her book? And does she still give enough speeches for that PAC to give her books to contributors? Because with her other books not too many people actually bought them. All of the sales were from her PAC buying them up to give away.
 
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2013-03-19 05:16:53 PM  
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2013-03-19 05:16:53 PM  

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Why is she wearing Piper's pants in that second picture.
 
2013-03-19 05:19:16 PM  
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/haven't seen these in a while
 
2013-03-19 05:20:11 PM  
She put forth a strong effort, finishing in second place.


Priceless...
 
2013-03-19 05:21:55 PM  
Well, takes one to know one, donchaknow.
 
2013-03-19 05:22:20 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.


Do you think she still wears that shirt?


cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-19 05:24:38 PM  

Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?


I don't think she can get it off.
 
2013-03-19 05:24:43 PM  

ongbok: Lionel Mandrake: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.

Word is she's "writing" a book on "the War on Christmas."  Due out...Halloween or so?  No later than Thanksgiving.

She'll make millions.  But she won't convince anyone of anything who isn't already fkn stupid as a bucket of warm spit.

How is she going to make millions? Does she still have a PAC that will buy up thousands of copies of her book? And does she still give enough speeches for that PAC to give her books to contributors? Because with her other books not too many people actually bought them. All of the sales were from her PAC buying them up to give away.


Well, I don't know what kind of arrangement she had with her publisher for payment, so I guess I can't really guess how much money she'll make.  But, consider the target audience: they thought "Todd got the gun, I got the rack" was the funniest thing ever.  They compared her holding up a big gulp with the Statue of Liberty.  They laughed at her birther joke about Obama needing a background check...&c. ad infinitum...

She will make money with this studious tome.  And lots of it.
 
2013-03-19 05:24:50 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Rann Xerox: Dear Sarah:

15:01.....15:02.....15:03.....15:04.....15:05.....

Yours in Christ..... Rann

Yeah about that....

Just when you thought Sarah Palin had ducked out of the spotlight with the summation of her Fox News career, she's back in fighting form with a book deal on - what else - the "war on Christmas."

That's right, get ready to revisit the Christmas wars, Palin-style.
The nation's most impersonate-able politician is penning a book titled "A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas," scheduled for publication by scheduled for publication Harper Collins in November.


"War on Christmas"???? Looks like Palin is trying to steal some merchandising thunder from Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

What happens when three grifters are at odds with each other?
 
2013-03-19 05:25:44 PM  
Have some compassion for Sarah Palin. She never asked to be so popular.
 
2013-03-19 05:25:57 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: She's either deliberately trolling us, thinks/knows that her fans are farking retarded, or is farking retarded herself.


A little of column a,a little of column b and a shiatload of column c.
 
2013-03-19 05:27:07 PM  
Don't forget the head-assplodey icing on the cake:

Her daughter's reality show was funded by taxpayers!
 
2013-03-19 05:28:03 PM  

Muta: Lenny_da_Hog: Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.

Do you think she still wears that shirt?


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She probably sleeps with it.  I've never seen that kind of dedication in anyone's eyes...except maybe Marshall Applewhite's

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2013-03-19 05:31:22 PM  

ongbok: Lionel Mandrake: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.

Word is she's "writing" a book on "the War on Christmas."  Due out...Halloween or so?  No later than Thanksgiving.

She'll make millions.  But she won't convince anyone of anything who isn't already fkn stupid as a bucket of warm spit.

How is she going to make millions? Does she still have a PAC that will buy up thousands of copies of her book? And does she still give enough speeches for that PAC to give her books to contributors? Because with her other books not too many people actually bought them. All of the sales were from her PAC buying them up to give away.


I work at a used book store. We can't even sell signed copies of "Going Rogue" for $1.00 out of clearance.

I don't recall anyone, at any time, ever asing for "America by Heart." Most of the time I just chuck it in the trash in order to make room for something else that might actually be marketable for $1.00 clearance.

The thought of another O'Reilly "killing" book ("Killing Jesus") and Palin herpin' and a derpin' about the mythical War on Christmas makes me a sad panda.

I can't help but lose repsect for someone willing to shell out cash for either.
 
2013-03-19 05:32:27 PM  

vernonFL: I used to hate Sarah Palin, but now I LOVE her.

Keep it up, Girl,  you show 'em!. Don't retreat, reload! Get 'er done!

/The Republicans will never be taken seriously.


This. I also feel this way about a libertarians. DO go on!  Please keep Nadering the GOP.
 
2013-03-19 05:32:43 PM  

Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?


She masturbates with it...
 
2013-03-19 05:32:51 PM  
When her reality show was on, there was a company that sold squishy Sarah Palin toys. When you shake them she had hot flashes.
 
2013-03-19 05:34:38 PM  

Muta: Lenny_da_Hog: Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.

Do you think she still wears that shirt?


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I want to know why my brother-in-law's older brother is there with a picture of an FAS child on his shirt.
 
2013-03-19 05:35:28 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Was this before or after she read a teleprompter joke off of a teleprompter?

What an idiot.



Why are you so afraid of her.
 
2013-03-19 05:35:50 PM  
I'm scared of this strong, conservative woman.
 
2013-03-19 05:39:11 PM  

DeArmondVI: I work at a used book store. We can't even sell signed copies of "Going Rogue" for $1.00 out of clearance.

I don't recall anyone, at any time, ever asing for "America by Heart." Most of the time I just chuck it in the trash in order to make room for something else that might actually be marketable for $1.00 clearance.


True...I'm assuming that someone somewhere paid attention to who bought copies and where they lived.  With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-maker.  I fkn hate it, and I would love to be wrong, but I don't think I am.
 
2013-03-19 05:42:49 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.

Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?
 
2013-03-19 05:46:15 PM  

DeArmondVI: ongbok: Lionel Mandrake: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.

Word is she's "writing" a book on "the War on Christmas."  Due out...Halloween or so?  No later than Thanksgiving.

She'll make millions.  But she won't convince anyone of anything who isn't already fkn stupid as a bucket of warm spit.

How is she going to make millions? Does she still have a PAC that will buy up thousands of copies of her book? And does she still give enough speeches for that PAC to give her books to contributors? Because with her other books not too many people actually bought them. All of the sales were from her PAC buying them up to give away.

I work at a used book store. We can't even sell signed copies of "Going Rogue" for $1.00 out of clearance.

I don't recall anyone, at any time, ever asing for "America by Heart." Most of the time I just chuck it in the trash in order to make room for something else that might actually be marketable for $1.00 clearance.

The thought of another O'Reilly "killing" book ("Killing Jesus") and Palin herpin' and a derpin' about the mythical War on Christmas makes me a sad panda.

I can't help but lose repsect for someone willing to shell out cash for either.


I hope you guys recycle all those dead trees.
 
2013-03-19 05:46:17 PM  

Delay: Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.
Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?


Fox also dumped Firefly. Go figure.
 
2013-03-19 05:47:20 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Her reality show proved to be a little too real when it became apparent she wasn't actually the rootin tootin gun packin frontier momma she claimed to be. Barely knew how to use the damn things.


She couldn't figure out how to load the rifle. Classic Palin.
 
2013-03-19 05:47:46 PM  

Delay: Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.
Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?


FOX is national.  I'm saying that promoted regionally, with limited printing, she can still make herself profitable.

I think (and I may be wrong) that she was offered an extension at FOX, but at a quite reduced pay.  Maybe reduced enough that it was tantamount to being fired - I don't know.

But there are enough people who still like enough her that proper exploitation/promotion will make money.
 
2013-03-19 05:48:20 PM  
Sounds like it's time to gas up the ol' bus and do another Gen-U-Wine Palin Tour Across Real America: Puttin' the "Con" in "Continent".
 
2013-03-19 05:48:32 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Delay: Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.
Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?

Fox also dumped Firefly. Go figure.


....and then she also got a movie.

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2013-03-19 05:49:25 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Delay: Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.
Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?

Fox also dumped Firefly. Go figure.


And The Tick!
 
2013-03-19 05:49:29 PM  

Muta: Lenny_da_Hog: Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.

Do you think she still wears that shirt?


[cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com image 458x613]



A while back someone on Fark posted a freakish version of that pic, the shirt's face wearing the old lady ...
 
2013-03-19 05:50:20 PM  

Muta: Lenny_da_Hog: Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.

Do you think she still wears that shirt?


[cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com image 458x613]



Are you kidding?  One of my "friends" on FB posted, in all seriousness, how Palin and Ryan would be a great GOP presidential ticket...and this was *last week*.  This was coming some someone who legitimately thinks they are more informed than most people and that anyone who doesn't think Obama is pretty much evil incarnate is stupid.  They are constantly posting countless links to Breitbart and similar sites.  It's illusory superiority at its finest.  My mouse cursor will hover over the "delete/hide friend" button but I never press it choosing instead to watch out of morbid fascination.
 
2013-03-19 05:50:23 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: But there are enough people who still like enough her that proper exploitation/promotion will make money.


Vanilla Ice Tour Dates
 
2013-03-19 05:57:58 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Lenny_da_Hog: Delay: Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.
Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?

Fox also dumped Firefly. Go figure.

And The Tick!


Twice!

And Futurama and Family Guy.
 
2013-03-19 06:08:30 PM  
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Doesn't she look like Dana Carvey?
 
2013-03-19 06:08:59 PM  
Just popping into this thread to point out that the party who gave use Sandra Day O'Connor and Christine Todd Whitman has turned into the party that vilified Sandra Day O'Connor and Christine Todd Whitman and then exchanged them for Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann.
 
2013-03-19 06:10:42 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Don't forget the head-assplodey icing on the cake:

Her daughter's reality show was funded by taxpayers!


Alaskan taxpayers. It's their just penance for inflicting this plague upon the world.
 
2013-03-19 06:14:26 PM  
Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty
 
2013-03-19 06:16:33 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Delay: Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.
Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?

FOX is national.  I'm saying that promoted regionally, with limited printing, she can still make herself profitable.

I think (and I may be wrong) that she was offered an extension at FOX, but at a quite reduced pay.  Maybe reduced enough that it was tantamount to being fired - I don't know.

But there are enough people who still like enough her that proper exploitation/promotion will make money.


I completely agree. The Republican Party would be foolish not to support Sarah Palin. She has a faithful following in more populous states than Alaska, Utah, for example. She could do appearances at Scheels holding a rifle on the Ferris Wheel. I've said too much.

Sarah got $15 per spoken word at Fox. I assume Good Morning America could pay Sarah a little less per word, but let her interview some sports stars and/or rapists and then we would enjoy more of the real Sarah.
 
2013-03-19 06:18:07 PM  

maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty



Outside the ballroom afterward, CPAC attendees raved about the stunt. "Hilarious." "I thought that was awesome." "I loved that." One woman I spoke to said the moment "just really symbolized American freedom." A man named Tomas told me that Palin holding up the Big Gulp "gave a new look to the Statue of Liberty."(continued)


Jesus wept.
 
2013-03-19 06:19:25 PM  
The word coont, as a derogatory term for a woman, is perfectly showcased for Sarah Palin.  If I didn't know better, I would think the word was invented just for her.
 
2013-03-19 06:21:19 PM  

gilgigamesh: maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty


Outside the ballroom afterward, CPAC attendees raved about the stunt. "Hilarious." "I thought that was awesome." "I loved that." One woman I spoke to said the moment "just really symbolized American freedom." A man named Tomas told me that Palin holding up the Big Gulp "gave a new look to the Statue of Liberty."(continued)

Jesus wept.


Mayor Bloomberg is a Republican.
 
2013-03-19 06:22:41 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: The word coont, as a derogatory term for a woman, is perfectly showcased for Sarah Palin.  If I didn't know better, I would think the word was invented just for her.


The fact the she is a woman had nothing to do with the criticism directed at Palin or the reason she should be referred to in a derogatory way.
 
2013-03-19 06:24:36 PM  

maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty


That.... that's fake.. r-r-r-right...

freeperville is a scary place o_0
 
2013-03-19 06:27:36 PM  

Sambo: [i.huffpost.com image 550x282]

Doesn't she look like Dana Carvey?


Maybe he's doing his Pistachio Disguisey bit.
 
2013-03-19 06:31:23 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: AdolfOliverPanties: The word coont, as a derogatory term for a woman, is perfectly showcased for Sarah Palin.  If I didn't know better, I would think the word was invented just for her.

The fact the she is a woman had nothing to do with the criticism directed at Palin or the reason she should be referred to in a derogatory way.


If I understand AOP's post, that is not his point. I am sure he can speak for himself. As I understood his post, Sarah Palin was chosen by McCain because she was cute, overtly sexual and appealed to older men. There was no other reason for her selection besides her "I would sleep with you" girl next door attitude, much to his regret.
 
2013-03-19 06:34:06 PM  

Delay: Philip Francis Queeg: AdolfOliverPanties: The word coont, as a derogatory term for a woman, is perfectly showcased for Sarah Palin.  If I didn't know better, I would think the word was invented just for her.

The fact the she is a woman had nothing to do with the criticism directed at Palin or the reason she should be referred to in a derogatory way.

If I understand AOP's post, that is not his point. I am sure he can speak for himself. As I understood his post, Sarah Palin was chosen by McCain because she was cute, overtly sexual and appealed to older men. There was no other reason for her selection besides her "I would sleep with you" girl next door attitude, much to his regret.


That might justify the use of a derogatory term toward McCain.
 
2013-03-19 06:35:17 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: That might justify the use of a derogatory term toward McCain.


he's a coont too
 
2013-03-19 06:41:06 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Lenny_da_Hog: Delay: Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.
Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?

Fox also dumped Firefly. Go figure.

And The Tick!


Live action version? No loss.
 
2013-03-19 06:46:05 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: That might justify the use of a derogatory term toward McCain.


I prefer to refer to Senator McCain as Sarah Palin's unconsummated Sugar Daddy.

Limp Daddy?
 
2013-03-19 06:47:38 PM  

Delay: Philip Francis Queeg: AdolfOliverPanties: The word coont, as a derogatory term for a woman, is perfectly showcased for Sarah Palin.  If I didn't know better, I would think the word was invented just for her.

The fact the she is a woman had nothing to do with the criticism directed at Palin or the reason she should be referred to in a derogatory way.

If I understand AOP's post, that is not his point. I am sure he can speak for himself. As I understood his post, Sarah Palin was chosen by McCain because she was cute, overtly sexual and appealed to older men. There was no other reason for her selection besides her "I would sleep with you" girl next door attitude, much to his regret.


No, he was trolling for disaffected Hillary voters. That, and he was pissed that they wouldn't let him name Lieberman as Veep
 
2013-03-19 06:48:57 PM  
Meh.  As liberal as I am, I cannot bring myself to hate Sarah Palin.  She sells complete and utter bullshiat; it's not her fault that there's such a big market for it.
 
2013-03-19 06:50:20 PM  

Muta: Lenny_da_Hog: Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.

Do you think she still wears that shirt?


[cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com image 458x613]


s3-ak.buzzfeed.com

Not mine.

You're welcome, though.

Eyebleach:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-19 06:51:33 PM  

MFAWG: the GOP establishment wouldn't let him name Lieberman as a qualified Veep


Yep
 
2013-03-19 06:51:39 PM  

Delay: Lionel Mandrake: Delay: Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.
Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?

FOX is national.  I'm saying that promoted regionally, with limited printing, she can still make herself profitable.

I think (and I may be wrong) that she was offered an extension at FOX, but at a quite reduced pay.  Maybe reduced enough that it was tantamount to being fired - I don't know.

But there are enough people who still like enough her that proper exploitation/promotion will make money.

I completely agree.


I accept your apology.
 
2013-03-19 06:54:08 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Lionel Mandrake: Lenny_da_Hog: Delay: Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.
Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?

Fox also dumped Firefly. Go figure.

And The Tick!

Live action version? No loss.


Fk you, Mr Ed...

j/k...I'm a huge of all Tick stuff.  I thought the live action was awesome..In fact, I think it was one of the first 5 or so dvds I bought, to see the 3 or 5 or whatever episodes that never aired.
 
2013-03-19 06:54:31 PM  
As long as I live, I will never understand not just Palin, but other MENSA members reading teleprompter jokes from a...teleprompter. While there are many examples of TeaPublicans taking an extremely cynical and low view of their voters, this one particularly irritates me.

"You know, maybe we shouldn't read that joke off a teleprompter,"said the one man in the room with two brain cells to rub together.

*brief silence, followed by exploding laughter*

"AAAAAAAhahahahahahah. You think these people are gonna notice? Palin won't. Why should they?"
 
2013-03-19 06:55:16 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: ...or is farking retarded herself.


That explains Trig.

/ducks
 
2013-03-19 06:57:14 PM  

Sambo: [i.huffpost.com image 550x282]

Doesn't she look like Dana Carvey?


I seem to be alone in this but I'm really seeing some meth face in the last year. She's got the weird around the mouth and jaw look (plus the gray undertones in her skin) that I see in the 2 am weirdos at the convenience store right before they start to lose teeth.
 
2013-03-19 06:59:20 PM  

Delay: gilgigamesh: maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty


Outside the ballroom afterward, CPAC attendees raved about the stunt. "Hilarious." "I thought that was awesome." "I loved that." One woman I spoke to said the moment "just really symbolized American freedom." A man named Tomas told me that Palin holding up the Big Gulp "gave a new look to the Statue of Liberty."(continued)

Jesus wept.

Mayor Bloomberg is a Republican.


sort of
A Democrat before seeking elective office, Bloomberg switched his party registration in 2001 to run for mayor as a Republican. He defeated opponent Mark Green in close election held just weeks after the 9/11 attacks.  Bloomberg won a second term in 2005 and left the Republican Party two years later. He campaigned to change the city's term limits law in the wake of the 2008 Financial crisis and was elected to his third term in 2009 as an indepent on the Republican ballot line.

Looks like a political opportunist.
 
2013-03-19 07:00:57 PM  
There are still literally millions of Americans who think this woman should be the leader of the free world and commander of the most fearsome military on the planet.

Think about that for a moment. Then go scampering into the trees gibbering like you just read an advance of her Christmas book.

The only button this woman should have her finger on is the one that hits "SEND" on her application to be a guest on Maury for his "My husband loves his husky more than me" special.
 
2013-03-19 07:03:25 PM  
Hey, you got politician in my reality TV star!
Hay, you got reality TV star in my politician!
 
2013-03-19 07:05:21 PM  

spongeboob: Looks like a political opportunist.


So is Mrs. Palin.
 
2013-03-19 07:05:34 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: There are still literally millions of Americans who think this woman should be the leader of the free world and commander of the most fearsome military on the planet.

Think about that for a moment. Then go scampering into the trees gibbering like you just read an advance of her Christmas book.

The only button this woman should have her finger on is the one that hits "SEND" on her application to be a guest on Maury for his "My husband loves his husky more than me" special.


www.culture-games.com
 
2013-03-19 07:12:58 PM  

dickfreckle: As long as I live, I will never understand not just Palin, but other MENSA members reading teleprompter jokes from a...teleprompter.



you know, there's going to be a lot of cropped images from her performance at CPAC 2013.

but even a freeper thread (posted up thread) actually had images with her & teleprompter posted & a ctrlF "teleprompter" gave me nothing.

These people are simple folks.
 
2013-03-19 07:14:50 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: There are still literally millions of Americans who think this woman should be the leader of the free world and commander of the most fearsome military on the planet.

Think about that for a moment. Then go scampering into the trees gibbering like you just read an advance of her Christmas book.

The only button this woman should have her finger on is the one that hits "SEND" on her application to be a guest on Maury for his "My husband loves his husky more than me" special.


My bad... thought I was in the Hillary clinton thread...


carry on...

/wishes fark had an edit post button
 
2013-03-19 07:17:18 PM  

Delay: Don't you think she looks tired? She used to be so damn cute.


Haggard.

/As in hag-like.
 
2013-03-19 07:17:49 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Ed Grubermann: Lionel Mandrake: Lenny_da_Hog: Delay: Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.
Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?

Fox also dumped Firefly. Go figure.

And The Tick!

Live action version? No loss.

Fk you, Mr Ed...

j/k...I'm a huge of all Tick stuff.  I thought the live action was awesome..In fact, I think it was one of the first 5 or so dvds I bought, to see the 3 or 5 or whatever episodes that never aired.


I started with the comic books (first one I saw was Million Zillion Ninjas) then loved the animated. The live action felt forced and flat.
 
2013-03-19 07:23:17 PM  

Ed Grubermann: I started with the comic books (first one I saw was Million Zillion Ninjas) then loved the animated. The live action felt forced and flat.


That's cool...I wish it had been given more of a chance.
 
2013-03-19 07:26:06 PM  
Palin is the type of person who makes you think you're having an aneurysm, because it's the only explanation for the gibberish you're hearing.
 
2013-03-19 07:32:04 PM  
John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.
 
2013-03-19 07:33:36 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: She's either deliberately trolling us, thinks/knows that her fans are farking retarded, or is farking retarded herself.


A little of B and a little of C.
 
2013-03-19 07:35:35 PM  

Coco LaFemme: John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.


There are other reasons to hate McCain that are equally appropriate.
 
2013-03-19 07:42:41 PM  

spongeboob: Coco LaFemme: John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.

There are other reasons to hate McCain that are equally appropriate.


Damn him, damn him to hell.

/now I only need a photoshop of the green Palin Statue of Liberty rufus-t-firefly used on the Planet of the Apes Heston scene.
//no skills
 
2013-03-19 07:49:01 PM  

maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty


 Yesterday, I  mentioned is  this thread  Link That the pic of Palin holding the Big Gulp is a trailer-trash statue of liberty. rufus -t-firefly delivered pretty quick and I give him props. We definitely have to push this to a meme level, on the abject stupidity that the the G.O.P. has mutated into in the last decade.
 
2013-03-19 07:49:48 PM  
Her speech was probably the most successful at this year's APAC shindig.
 
2013-03-19 07:53:31 PM  

Isitoveryet: dickfreckle: As long as I live, I will never understand not just Palin, but other MENSA members reading teleprompter jokes from a...teleprompter.


you know, there's going to be a lot of cropped images from her performance at CPAC 2013.

but even a freeper thread (posted up thread) actually had images with her & teleprompter posted & a ctrlF "teleprompter" gave me nothing.

These people are simple folks.


The common clay.
 
2013-03-19 08:08:45 PM  

ilambiquated: Her speech was probably the most successful at this year's APAC shindig.


Yep.

Be afraid...be very afraid
 
2013-03-19 08:22:49 PM  

maxheck: Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty


Oh, Lord, I went and read a Freeper thread. Seriously, those people need help. And, yes, scary as it is, Fark really is in the top 10% of online political discussion.
 
2013-03-19 08:23:58 PM  
It's interesting because Fox News is the last opportunity for right wing celebrities to take home a steady paycheck. MSNBC already took pity on Joe Scarborough, there's no reason for them to take in another "alternate viewpoint," and Palin lacks the necessary skills or quickness of wit to do a radio gig like Limbaugh or Beck. Stick a fork in her, she's done. Even the hat-passing reflected by book deals has a limited shelf life (yes, that pun was deliberate). Plus, as a woman, no real repub actually gives a genuine fark what happens to her--why isn't she in the kitchen making her husband a sandwich? Sarah Palin may have to actually get a job. I hear there are lots of opportunities at Walmart at the mid-management level.

"Hi, remember me? Back in the 2000's I was the repub candidate for vice president. Now I'm here to make you this amazing offer..."
 
2013-03-19 08:24:54 PM  

Glenford: Isitoveryet: dickfreckle: As long as I live, I will never understand not just Palin, but other MENSA members reading teleprompter jokes from a...teleprompter.


you know, there's going to be a lot of cropped images from her performance at CPAC 2013.

but even a freeper thread (posted up thread) actually had images with her & teleprompter posted & a ctrlF "teleprompter" gave me nothing.

These people are simple folks.

The common clay.


You know...
 
2013-03-19 08:33:41 PM  
i429.photobucket.com

This still gives me a weird boner.
 
2013-03-19 08:36:19 PM  
Trivia Jockey: I think Sarah Palin's King Missile's speechwriter is just trolling her.

FTFY
 
2013-03-19 08:43:34 PM  

Paris1127: She had her own reality show, didn't she? I believe it was called  The Biggest Loser?


You totally bombed my photoshop.
 
2013-03-19 08:44:38 PM  

UberDave: Muta: Lenny_da_Hog: Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.

Do you think she still wears that shirt?


[cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com image 458x613]


Are you kidding?  One of my "friends" on FB posted, in all seriousness, how Palin and Ryan would be a great GOP presidential ticket...and this was *last week*.  This was coming some someone who legitimately thinks they are more informed than most people and that anyone who doesn't think Obama is pretty much evil incarnate is stupid.  They are constantly posting countless links to Breitbart and similar sites.  It's illusory superiority at its finest.  My mouse cursor will hover over the "delete/hide friend" button but I never press it choosing instead to watch out of morbid fascination.


Ditto. Every once in a while I get my hopes up that they'll actually get irritated and say (about ANYONE), "Hey! This douchebag doesn't speak for the party!"  But it never happens. I think the GOP is just starting to realize that they can quite literally say *anything* and the majority of their followers will just keep nodding and going with it. Cases in point: Clint Eastwood at the RNC and Donald Trump at CPAC.
 
2013-03-19 08:54:23 PM  

The Thoroughbred of Sin: Trivia Jockey: I think Sarah Palin's King Missile's speechwriter is just trolling her.

FTFY


Now that's dedication to a joke.
 
2013-03-19 08:58:25 PM  
She's the Kim Kardashian of politics - she was the "last chicken in the shop" as the VP portion of a Republican ticket that failed years ago, and widely cited as one of the reasons that ticket failed. She then ditched the guy she politically buried and latched onto what she thought would be the real success story of GOP politics - the TEA Party. You can see how that went. She's quit every useful job she's had since she became part of the national political scene - she quit the Alaska governorship, she quit Fox News - and yet she still thinks what comes out of her piehole is somehow meaningful.

She makes Ann Coulter look... alright, no one makes Ann Coulter look "good", but perhaps "less bad" may be appropriate.

Who in the hell cares about this moronic quitter's ravings? Who thinks she's still relevant, honestly?
 
2013-03-19 08:58:27 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: AdolfOliverPanties: The word coont, as a derogatory term for a woman, is perfectly showcased for Sarah Palin.  If I didn't know better, I would think the word was invented just for her.

The fact the she is a woman had nothing to do with the criticism directed at Palin or the reason she should be referred to in a derogatory way.


That is a VERY good point.  She is not a coont because she is female.  Dick Cheney is a coont.  Tucker Carlson is a coont.

That was bad form on my part.  Thank you for pointing out what I should have made clear from the beginning.  I posted like a coont.
 
2013-03-19 09:02:35 PM  
theorellior: maxheck:Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty

Oh, Lord, I went and read a Freeper thread. Seriously, those people need help. And, yes, scary as it is, Fark really is in the top 10% of online political discussion.


Reminds me of a button I picked up a Con years ago:

"Just think - National Enquirer readers are among the elite intellectual minority who actually *read*.

Have a nice day
"
 
2013-03-19 09:06:10 PM  

Delay: gilgigamesh: maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty


Outside the ballroom afterward, CPAC attendees raved about the stunt. "Hilarious." "I thought that was awesome." "I loved that." One woman I spoke to said the moment "just really symbolized American freedom." A man named Tomas told me that Palin holding up the Big Gulp "gave a new look to the Statue of Liberty."(continued)

Jesus wept.

Mayor Bloomberg is a Republican.


And 7-11, as a convenience store, never had to stop selling Big Gulps.
 
2013-03-19 09:09:12 PM  

Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?


I've always wondered who that downer looking girl on the other shirt is supposed to be.
 
2013-03-19 09:13:20 PM  

Trivia Jockey: The Thoroughbred of Sin: Trivia Jockey: I think Sarah Palin's King Missile's speechwriter is just trolling her.

FTFY

Now that's dedication to a joke.


Couldn't resist, sorry.
 
2013-03-19 09:14:11 PM  

Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?


No, someone else got it as a hand-me-down.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-19 09:18:10 PM  
Is this where I mention Powe's law?
 
2013-03-19 09:22:49 PM  

T-Servo: [i151.photobucket.com image 540x201]
One of my favorites...


The video clip of this will NEVER. GET. OLD.
 
2013-03-19 09:30:50 PM  

Rent Party: [i429.photobucket.com image 300x210]

This still gives me a weird boner.


Me too. Thanks a lot, pal.
 
2013-03-19 09:31:50 PM  
You let her out of the cage, Republicans.  You get to reap the rewards of having such a powerful, graceful speaker branded to your party.
 
2013-03-19 09:36:50 PM  

theorellior: maxheck: Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty

Oh, Lord, I went and read a Freeper thread. Seriously, those people need help. And, yes, scary as it is, Fark really is in the top 10% of online political discussion.


You read a Freeper thread?  You poor, poor man (or woman).  Your computer is now unclean though, so I suggesting buying a new one and then setting the one you're currently using on fire.
 
2013-03-19 09:36:56 PM  

RevMercutio: Delay: gilgigamesh: maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty


Outside the ballroom afterward, CPAC attendees raved about the stunt. "Hilarious." "I thought that was awesome." "I loved that." One woman I spoke to said the moment "just really symbolized American freedom." A man named Tomas told me that Palin holding up the Big Gulp "gave a new look to the Statue of Liberty."(continued)

Jesus wept.

Mayor Bloomberg is a Republican.

And 7-11, as a convenience store, never had to stop selling Big Gulps.


Yep - that's what conservatives dont' realize. Bloomberg's ban wasn't a restriction of freedom. It was a way to screw with the Koreans, Puerto Ricans and Philipinos who own small local bodegas.
 
2013-03-19 09:41:12 PM  

RevMercutio: And 7-11, as a convenience store, never had to stop selling Big Gulps.


yep
 
2013-03-19 10:04:25 PM  

Rent Party: [i429.photobucket.com image 300x210]

This still gives me a weird boner.


Me too buddy.
 
2013-03-19 10:10:54 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Glenford: Isitoveryet: dickfreckle: As long as I live, I will never understand not just Palin, but other MENSA members reading teleprompter jokes from a...teleprompter.


you know, there's going to be a lot of cropped images from her performance at CPAC 2013.

but even a freeper thread (posted up thread) actually had images with her & teleprompter posted & a ctrlF "teleprompter" gave me nothing.

These people are simple folks.

The common clay.

You know...


MORONS.
 
2013-03-19 10:17:07 PM  

Mikey1969: Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?

She masturbates with it...


You should be banned from Fark for giving us that mental image.  Where the hell is my mind and eye bleach?  I can't unsee or unthink that shiat.  Thanks perv!
 
2013-03-19 10:25:47 PM  
images.zap2it.com
 
2013-03-19 10:28:27 PM  
We get it, she's a woman.
 
2013-03-19 10:30:51 PM  
Can't you guys see her join CNN's Circus of Fail? Her and Wolf Blitzer can have their own show where they read tweets for an hour.
 
2013-03-19 10:36:21 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.


+1, Funny!
 
2013-03-19 10:42:56 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-19 10:52:34 PM  
nice try libs but Sarah Palin isn't acting like a reality star, she is one, and she's barely a politician
 
2013-03-19 10:54:53 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman hypocrite.


FIFY.
 
2013-03-19 10:56:53 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.


Is it hard to choose between her and Rove?
 
2013-03-19 10:57:14 PM  

mayIFark: Is this where I mention Powe's law?


Sure, go ahead.

First, tell us what Powe's Law is.
 
2013-03-19 10:58:54 PM  

Dr. Farkenstein: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

FTFY.
There is no hate like the misogynous hate of some farkers.

 
2013-03-19 11:01:21 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: mayIFark: Is this where I mention Powe's law?

Sure, go ahead.

First, tell us what Powe's Law is.


Poweslaw
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-19 11:07:52 PM  
Bless her poor, dear, sweet heart...she tries so very hard...
 
2013-03-19 11:08:15 PM  

jaytkay: tenpoundsofcheese: mayIFark: Is this where I mention Powe's law?

Sure, go ahead.

First, tell us what Powe's Law is.

Poweslaw
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 384x256]


funny!
makes more sense than the other "Powe's Law"
 
2013-03-19 11:13:02 PM  

FormlessOne:  Who thinks she's still relevant, honestly?


Four pages of misinformed and general hate comments here should answer that for you.
 
2013-03-19 11:18:33 PM  

thenewmissus: Mikey1969: Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?

She masturbates with it...

You should be banned from Fark for giving us that mental image.  Where the hell is my mind and eye bleach?  I can't unsee or unthink that shiat.  Thanks perv!


You're welcome... :-)
 
2013-03-19 11:19:55 PM  

RabidJade: FormlessOne:  Who thinks she's still relevant, honestly?

Four pages of misinformed and general hate comments here should answer that for you.


Formless One: I think you found your one...
 
2013-03-19 11:20:08 PM  
The Newsweek article where she talked about shutting down a dept of govt like Reagan was wont to do was thrilling. Then Perry botched the delivery of shutting down four and it was all lost in favorability. I don't like the (WTF, Big Gulp) little digs she tries to get over, but her politics are sound.
 
2013-03-19 11:37:04 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

eclecticramblings.files.wordpress.com

The only two redeeming moments of Sarah Palin's career.  Unfortunately, what really kills these moments is...well, EVERY.  GOD.  DAMN.  THING.  ELSE.
 
2013-03-19 11:41:13 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Dr. Farkenstein: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

FTFY.
There is no hate like the misogynous hate of some farkers.


you think any critzim of a woman is misogyny? (At least if they are republican)
 
2013-03-19 11:47:56 PM  
tenpoundsofcheese:

We get it, she's a woman slut.

We can say that, right? A useful description?
 
2013-03-19 11:50:41 PM  

Clutch2013: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 225x300]

[eclecticramblings.files.wordpress.com image 280x388]

The only two redeeming moments of Sarah Palin's career.  Unfortunately, what really kills these moments is...well, EVERY.  GOD.  DAMN.  THING.  ELSE.


Judging by her recent appearances those were heavily photoshopped or she has aged terribly.
 
2013-03-19 11:55:46 PM  
I haven't hit anyone in anger in 35 years but I'd love to coont-punch that stupid biatch.

Just for being dumb and making dumb attractive to SO many people.
 
2013-03-19 11:57:29 PM  

Fart_Machine: Clutch2013: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 225x300]

[eclecticramblings.files.wordpress.com image 280x388]

The only two redeeming moments of Sarah Palin's career.  Unfortunately, what really kills these moments is...well, EVERY.  GOD.  DAMN.  THING.  ELSE.

Judging by her recent appearances those were heavily photoshopped or she has aged terribly.


The later I think... combined with a severe diet. She's dropped a lot of weight in the last year or two and when you get older and do that, well your face starts to hang a bit...
 
2013-03-20 12:07:54 AM  

maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:


(FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.


I hear ya', bro. If there's one party in American politics today that shuts down strong, serious women it's the Libbers. Thank God the Republicans are here to show us all the way when it comes to sensible treatment of the sexes.

The Democrats are racist, also.
 
2013-03-20 12:10:47 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Word is she's "writing" a book on "the War on Christmas."  Due out...Halloween or so?  No later than Thanksgiving.

She'll make millions.  But she won't convince anyone of anything who isn't already fkn stupid as a bucket of warm spit.


I doubt she's actually making Stephen King-levels of profit. Her horde of derpy fans will line up and buy a few copies (one to 'read', one to put away "for safe keeping because it'll be a collector's item!", and one or two to give away to family who will use it to toilet train their puppy), then Sarah will buy a few thousand to inflate sales numbers, and the last few dollars squeezed from the book will be from people who buy a copy from the $1 clearance bin to use as lining for their birdcages.
 
2013-03-20 12:27:17 AM  
Sarah Palin is the Westboro Baptist Church of politics. I'm pretty sure that most of what she's doing is performance art.
 
2013-03-20 12:29:04 AM  

DeaH: Just popping into this thread to point out that the party who gave use Sandra Day O'Connor


saw an interview with her the other day. had completely forgotten she was a republican appointed by reagan.

which leads to WHAT THE FLYING farkING HELL HAPPENED TO THE GOP?
 
2013-03-20 12:44:26 AM  
rufus-t-firefly:

Sarah Enderpening the World.

You Maniacs! You derped it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
 
2013-03-20 12:48:03 AM  
www.plognark.com
 
2013-03-20 12:49:50 AM  

Sambo: [i.huffpost.com image 550x282]

Doesn't she look like Dana Carvey?


Holy crap!  Now that you mention it, she kind of does.  She really needs a vacation.
 
2013-03-20 12:51:17 AM  

Sambo: [i.huffpost.com image 550x282]

Doesn't she look like Dana Carvey?


She also looks like she has to pee.  Maybe she shouldn't be drinking so much soda before going on stage.
 
2013-03-20 12:56:04 AM  

Curious: DeaH: Just popping into this thread to point out that the party who gave use Sandra Day O'Connor

saw an interview with her the other day. had completely forgotten she was a republican appointed by reagan.

which leads to WHAT THE FLYING farkING HELL HAPPENED TO THE GOP?


They started to believe their own propaganda, buy their own bullshiat, and drink their own Flavor Aid. They also built this legend around Reagan to the point where the former president they revere is a completely different and fictional person from the actual Ronald Wilson Reagan.

In short, they've been lying for so long that they've started to believe the lies and doubt the truth.
 
2013-03-20 01:24:26 AM  
Why does her head look so huge?
 
2013-03-20 02:22:20 AM  

RabidJade: FormlessOne:  Who thinks she's still relevant, honestly?

Four pages of misinformed and general hate comments here should answer that for you.


www.trilobite.org
 
2013-03-20 02:23:34 AM  

George Walker Bush: The Newsweek article where she talked about shutting down a dept of govt like Reagan was wont to do was thrilling. Then Perry botched the delivery of shutting down four and it was all lost in favorability. I don't like the (WTF, Big Gulp) little digs she tries to get over, but her politics are sound.


In English, please.
 
2013-03-20 06:47:51 AM  
CPAC this year was hosted at the Gaylord hotel.
 
2013-03-20 06:58:05 AM  

RabidJade: Four pages of misinformed and general hate comments here should answer that for you.


Why are Republicans incapable of telling the difference between hatred and mockery? Forget apples and oranges, it's like confusing a wildebeest for a basketball. Is it because they're all hateful little snots with no sense of humour, so they just assume that everybody else is as well?
 
2013-03-20 07:58:37 AM  
I'd watch a video of her and Diane Feinstein clam- jousting, I'd also rub one out to aforementioned hypothetical video.
 
2013-03-20 08:11:46 AM  
Four pages of misinformed and general hate comments here should answer that for you.

Why is it that you idiots confuse derision with hate?
 
x23
2013-03-20 08:35:02 AM  

saintstryfe: RevMercutio: Delay: gilgigamesh: maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:


Mayor Bloomberg is a Republican.

And 7-11, as a convenience store, never had to stop selling Big Gulps.

Yep - that's what conservatives dont' realize. Bloomberg's ban wasn't a restriction of freedom. It was a way to screw with the Koreans, Puerto Ricans and Philipinos who own small local bodegas.


CPAC wasn't hosted anywhere near NYC either. really nothing about the whole Big Gulp deal made any god damn sense... doesn't stop idiots from thinking it was really meaningful though.
 
2013-03-20 08:53:21 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Why are Republicans incapable of telling the difference between hatred and mockery?


Fear, hatred and anger are the only emotions they recognize as extant and valid.

tenpoundsofcheese: Dr. Farkenstein: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

FTFY.
There is no hate like the misogynous hate of some farkers.


So you're saying she ISN'T a hypocrite?
 
2013-03-20 09:28:08 AM  

invictus2: maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty

 Yesterday, I  mentioned is  this thread  Link That the pic of Palin holding the Big Gulp is a trailer-trash statue of liberty. rufus -t-firefly delivered pretty quick and I give him props. We definitely have to push this to a meme level, on the abject stupidity that the the G.O.P. has mutated into in the last decade.


There were a few artifacts that I missed, so I tried cleaning it up a little:

i48.photobucket.com

I'll give the Planet of the Apes scene a try later today...and if anyone with real skills wants to fix these, more power to them.
 
2013-03-20 09:29:14 AM  

Crunch61: spongeboob: Coco LaFemme: John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.

There are other reasons to hate McCain that are equally appropriate.

Damn him, damn him to hell.

/now I only need a photoshop of the green Palin Statue of Liberty rufus-t-firefly used on the Planet of the Apes Heston scene.
//no skills


Quick & dirty.

i48.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-20 09:40:37 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: Crunch61: spongeboob: Coco LaFemme: John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.

There are other reasons to hate McCain that are equally appropriate.

Damn him, damn him to hell.

/now I only need a photoshop of the green Palin Statue of Liberty rufus-t-firefly used on the Planet of the Apes Heston scene.
//no skills

Quick & dirty.

[i48.photobucket.com image 495x361]


Presumably this would be on the poster for "Planet of the Liberals", a post-apocalyptic movie where liberals (now all blacks and latinos) took over the world and now no one works, and any remaining rugged (white) individuals, like Charlton Heston, are imprisoned and treated as an inferior species.

/obviously the above does not reflect my own views in case it is not abundantly obvious
 
2013-03-20 09:45:02 AM  

xria: rufus-t-firefly: Crunch61: spongeboob: Coco LaFemme: John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.

There are other reasons to hate McCain that are equally appropriate.

Damn him, damn him to hell.

/now I only need a photoshop of the green Palin Statue of Liberty rufus-t-firefly used on the Planet of the Apes Heston scene.
//no skills

Quick & dirty.

[i48.photobucket.com image 495x361]

Presumably this would be on the poster for "Planet of the Liberals", a post-apocalyptic movie where liberals (now all blacks and latinos) took over the world and now no one works, and any remaining rugged (white) individuals, like Charlton Heston, are imprisoned and treated as an inferior species.

/obviously the above does not reflect my own views in case it is not abundantly obvious


Or everyone got too skinny and wasted away because we weren't able to buy 144 oz sodas.

And I have a feeling a lot of Sarah's supporters already think the...:ahem:...apes have taken over.
 
2013-03-20 10:35:16 AM  
I started this one before Rufus posted his, sorry:

i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-20 11:53:26 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: invictus2: maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty

 Yesterday, I  mentioned is  this thread  Link That the pic of Palin holding the Big Gulp is a trailer-trash statue of liberty. rufus -t-firefly delivered pretty quick and I give him props. We definitely have to push this to a meme level, on the abject stupidity that the the G.O.P. has mutated into in the last decade.

There were a few artifacts that I missed, so I tried cleaning it up a little:

[i48.photobucket.com image 850x477]

I'll give the Planet of the Apes scene a try later today...and if anyone with real skills wants to fix these, more power to them.


She really does look tired. It must be true what they say, being Governor prematurely ages a person.
 
2013-03-20 01:34:30 PM  
i.huffpost.com

Bad photographer, baaaaaaaaad photographer!!

Looks as if someone had doped the hell outta that thar Big Gulp.

/red diaper doper babies
red diaper doper babies
red diaper doper babies
dance!! dance!!


//red = GOP red, natch
 
2013-03-20 01:43:19 PM  
Aaaaaaaand just remember, folks, you heard it from that swell guy Tailgunner Joe.

"Better DEAD than Red!"
 
2013-03-20 02:18:20 PM  

Paris1127: She had her own reality show, didn't she? I believe it was called  The Biggest Loser Here Comes Hone Boo Boo?

msnbctv.files.wordpress.com

/Drinkin' her Go-Go Juice!
 
2013-03-20 05:48:52 PM  
How's that Foxy Newsy reality show-y workin' for ya, Sarah?
 
2013-03-21 02:09:11 AM  

Isitoveryet: Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?

I don't think she can get it off.


What makes you so sure it's a shirt?
 
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