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(The Daily Dolt)   Sarah Palin complains about politicians acting like reality TV stars. That's the joke   (thedailydolt.com) divider line 192
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2013-03-19 04:48:35 PM
Mamma grizzly calls the kettle black?
 
2013-03-19 04:49:15 PM
Don't you think she looks tired? She used to be so damn cute.
 
2013-03-19 04:49:38 PM
The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
 
2013-03-19 04:50:51 PM
hmmmm, i wonder what IMDb has listed about her.... oh my.
 
2013-03-19 04:51:39 PM
No one has ever accused Sarah Palin of excessive self-awareness.
 
2013-03-19 04:52:13 PM
I'll care when you start doing porn. With Rachael Steel and Carmella Bing and Gianna Michaels and Faye...

/not that I know who they are
 
2013-03-19 04:52:19 PM
She's either deliberately trolling us, thinks/knows that her fans are farking retarded, or is farking retarded herself.
 
2013-03-19 04:54:01 PM
The GOP political strategy is, and has been for quite a while now, to accuse the opposing side of doing exactly what you are doing.  It puts the opposing side in the position of having to say "but you are the one actually doing this!", which is always weak.  The accuser always has leverage over the accused in politics.
 
2013-03-19 04:55:21 PM
She had her own reality show, didn't she? I believe it was called  The Biggest Loser?
 
2013-03-19 04:56:43 PM
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2013-03-19 04:56:51 PM
Pot to kettle: you are derp.
 
2013-03-19 04:57:00 PM
I wonder if the conservative movement will ever become self aware.
 
2013-03-19 04:57:48 PM
Who gives a shiat what she says? Stop paying attention to these idiots.
 
2013-03-19 04:58:47 PM
"dead hands"

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2013-03-19 04:59:17 PM
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2013-03-19 04:59:25 PM
Was this before or after she read a teleprompter joke off of a teleprompter?

What an idiot.
 
2013-03-19 05:00:59 PM

Bartle J.: Who gives a shiat what she says? Stop paying attention to these idiots.


No, no.

Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.
 
2013-03-19 05:01:50 PM

CorporatePerson: I wonder if the conservative movement will ever become self aware.


No.  don't you feel silly for even asking that one?
 
2013-03-19 05:02:36 PM
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One of my favorites...
 
2013-03-19 05:03:59 PM
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2013-03-19 05:04:04 PM
Dear Sarah:

15:01.....15:02.....15:03.....15:04.....15:05.....

Yours in Christ..... Rann
 
2013-03-19 05:05:26 PM
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Her reality show proved to be a little too real when it became apparent she wasn't actually the rootin tootin gun packin frontier momma she claimed to be. Barely knew how to use the damn things.
 
2013-03-19 05:05:36 PM
I think Sarah Palin's speechwriter is just trolling her.
 
2013-03-19 05:05:55 PM
She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.
 
2013-03-19 05:06:12 PM
www.frontroomcinema.com
 
2013-03-19 05:07:28 PM
I used to hate Sarah Palin, but now I LOVE her.

Keep it up, Girl,  you show 'em!. Don't retreat, reload! Get 'er done!

/The Republicans will never be taken seriously.
 
2013-03-19 05:07:39 PM
Sarah Enderpening the World.

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2013-03-19 05:08:55 PM

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.

To quote a Washington Post blogger:

"Christmas books are like Christmas albums: They are not things you make and announce in March when your career is going anyplace good."
 
2013-03-19 05:09:14 PM

Trivia Jockey: I think Sarah Palin's speechwriter is just trolling her.


ZOMG can you imagine how fun that would be.

"On the coastal wade for governance in the tenth percentile we can't forlorn our most cherished American hero champion values."

"Perfect, Mrs. Palin. You read that perfectly. Now go out on that stage and knock 'em dead!
 
2013-03-19 05:09:27 PM
 
2013-03-19 05:10:02 PM

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.


Word is she's "writing" a book on "the War on Christmas."  Due out...Halloween or so?  No later than Thanksgiving.

She'll make millions.  But she won't convince anyone of anything who isn't already fkn stupid as a bucket of warm spit.
 
2013-03-19 05:10:08 PM

Satanic_Hamster: She's either deliberately trolling us, thinks/knows that her fans are farking retarded, or is farking retarded herself.


These are not mutually exclusive conditions, you realize.
 
2013-03-19 05:12:20 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Rann Xerox: Dear Sarah:

15:01.....15:02.....15:03.....15:04.....15:05.....

Yours in Christ..... Rann

Yeah about that....


Damn you for typing faster than me!!  And providing links and shiat...
 
2013-03-19 05:12:44 PM

T-Servo: [i151.photobucket.com image 540x201]
One of my favorites...


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2013-03-19 05:13:58 PM

Charlie Chingas: I'll care when you start doing porn. With Rachael Steel and Carmella Bing and Gianna Michaels and Faye...

/not that I know who they are


Not really into granny porn myself.
 
2013-03-19 05:15:15 PM
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2013-03-19 05:15:40 PM
Sarah Palin, the elitist griffter.

Living off of the welfare checks of the stupidest part of the population of 'Murica.

But keep giving her money. Maybe she will run for the President of the Confederate States of 'Murica.
You know them traitors to the United States of America.

/Now off to watch that porno she was in.
 
2013-03-19 05:15:49 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.

Word is she's "writing" a book on "the War on Christmas."  Due out...Halloween or so?  No later than Thanksgiving.

She'll make millions.  But she won't convince anyone of anything who isn't already fkn stupid as a bucket of warm spit.


How is she going to make millions? Does she still have a PAC that will buy up thousands of copies of her book? And does she still give enough speeches for that PAC to give her books to contributors? Because with her other books not too many people actually bought them. All of the sales were from her PAC buying them up to give away.
 
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2013-03-19 05:16:53 PM
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2013-03-19 05:16:53 PM

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Why is she wearing Piper's pants in that second picture.
 
2013-03-19 05:19:16 PM
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/haven't seen these in a while
 
2013-03-19 05:20:11 PM
She put forth a strong effort, finishing in second place.


Priceless...
 
2013-03-19 05:21:55 PM
Well, takes one to know one, donchaknow.
 
2013-03-19 05:22:20 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.


Do you think she still wears that shirt?


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2013-03-19 05:24:38 PM

Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?


I don't think she can get it off.
 
2013-03-19 05:24:43 PM

ongbok: Lionel Mandrake: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.

Word is she's "writing" a book on "the War on Christmas."  Due out...Halloween or so?  No later than Thanksgiving.

She'll make millions.  But she won't convince anyone of anything who isn't already fkn stupid as a bucket of warm spit.

How is she going to make millions? Does she still have a PAC that will buy up thousands of copies of her book? And does she still give enough speeches for that PAC to give her books to contributors? Because with her other books not too many people actually bought them. All of the sales were from her PAC buying them up to give away.


Well, I don't know what kind of arrangement she had with her publisher for payment, so I guess I can't really guess how much money she'll make.  But, consider the target audience: they thought "Todd got the gun, I got the rack" was the funniest thing ever.  They compared her holding up a big gulp with the Statue of Liberty.  They laughed at her birther joke about Obama needing a background check...&c. ad infinitum...

She will make money with this studious tome.  And lots of it.
 
2013-03-19 05:24:50 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Rann Xerox: Dear Sarah:

15:01.....15:02.....15:03.....15:04.....15:05.....

Yours in Christ..... Rann

Yeah about that....

Just when you thought Sarah Palin had ducked out of the spotlight with the summation of her Fox News career, she's back in fighting form with a book deal on - what else - the "war on Christmas."

That's right, get ready to revisit the Christmas wars, Palin-style.
The nation's most impersonate-able politician is penning a book titled "A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas," scheduled for publication by scheduled for publication Harper Collins in November.


"War on Christmas"???? Looks like Palin is trying to steal some merchandising thunder from Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

What happens when three grifters are at odds with each other?
 
2013-03-19 05:25:44 PM
Have some compassion for Sarah Palin. She never asked to be so popular.
 
2013-03-19 05:25:57 PM

Satanic_Hamster: She's either deliberately trolling us, thinks/knows that her fans are farking retarded, or is farking retarded herself.


A little of column a,a little of column b and a shiatload of column c.
 
2013-03-19 05:27:07 PM
Don't forget the head-assplodey icing on the cake:

Her daughter's reality show was funded by taxpayers!
 
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