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2013-03-21 12:11:35 PM  
52 votes:
plaza.ufl.edu
2013-03-24 09:18:11 AM  
30 votes:
lh3.googleusercontent.com
2013-03-23 09:38:20 PM  
26 votes:
www.pbase.com
2013-03-21 01:45:28 PM  
21 votes:
freeversephotography.com
(True Story:  When I was little my Mom told me I had an older brother, Fred, who was such a disobedient child they left in the Smoky Mountains with the bears.  She even had her sisters repeat the story when I asked.  When we went on vacation to the park, I thought they were going to leave me. )
2013-03-21 12:55:36 AM  
20 votes:
christinesstainedglass.com
2013-03-21 03:53:42 PM  
16 votes:
i277.photobucket.com
This is very true....and I think that there are a several farkers who can attest to this scenario.
2013-03-22 08:48:33 AM  
13 votes:
i461.photobucket.com
If you sit too close to the television, it will ruin your eyes.
2013-03-23 10:08:36 PM  
10 votes:
www.pbase.com
2013-03-21 02:48:47 PM  
10 votes:
img.photobucket.com
My parents told me Transmission Towers walked at Night
2013-03-23 10:34:20 AM  
9 votes:
img94.imageshack.us
2013-03-23 07:20:57 PM  
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-22 02:50:22 AM  
8 votes:
luxeterna.smugmug.com
2013-03-21 08:23:17 PM  
8 votes:
i461.photobucket.com
If you don't stop doing that to your eyes, they're going to stay that way permanently.
2013-03-24 11:28:20 AM  
7 votes:

eyeoftheaxis: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]


Voted for, well, sympathy :)

Also, did anyone else get this one about not swallowing your gum?

i.imgur.com
2013-03-23 05:13:00 PM  
7 votes:
i461.photobucket.com
Nuns don't have boobs.
2013-03-21 07:48:26 PM  
6 votes:
Santa Claus doesn't come to the hood, son...

i1354.photobucket.com
2013-03-20 05:13:37 PM  
6 votes:
not exactly like the inspiration article examples, but sort of there..........

i.imgur.com
2013-03-20 03:10:35 PM  
6 votes:
i1296.photobucket.com
2013-03-24 10:47:11 AM  
5 votes:
www.mooneyevents.com


"Mom, where do babies come from?"
"Why from Sears, Roebuck, son."
"You don't expect me to believe that do you?"
"Doesn't everything else in the house come from Sears?"
2013-03-24 09:28:05 AM  
4 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-03-23 03:52:05 PM  
4 votes:
i277.photobucket.com
2013-03-21 05:32:43 PM  
4 votes:
Hey dad, where's the car?
In the basement
Oh. Ok. (I went to look)

i1337.photobucket.com
2013-03-24 10:39:23 AM  
3 votes:
img191.imageshack.us
2013-03-24 09:35:37 AM  
3 votes:
i1196.photobucket.com
2013-03-22 09:38:25 AM  
3 votes:
images12.fotki.com
My true story: As my kids were growing up, I would do everything possible to not react when being tickled. I then "confessed" that I had been born without "The Tickle Gene". I convinced them that it was impossible for me to feel tickles. I started revealing this feigned disability when my son was about five years old. I was able to keep them believing until he turned fourteen. Saved me a lot of discomfort. Of course, I finally had to fess up. My son has been paying back, since then. Big time.
2013-03-24 12:09:56 PM  
2 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-03-23 01:32:52 PM  
2 votes:
wickedfish.smugmug.com
2013-03-24 01:19:38 AM  
1 vote:

i1222.photobucket.com
I was 15 before I found out Santa wasn't a magical rapist

 
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