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(AskMen)   Photoshop theme: Lies your parents told you. LGT goes to inspiration   ( ) divider line 29
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2013-03-20 01:49:20 PM
2013-03-20 03:10:35 PM
2013-03-20 05:13:37 PM  
not exactly like the inspiration article examples, but sort of there..........
2013-03-21 12:55:36 AM
2013-03-21 12:11:35 PM
2013-03-21 01:45:28 PM
(True Story:  When I was little my Mom told me I had an older brother, Fred, who was such a disobedient child they left in the Smoky Mountains with the bears.  She even had her sisters repeat the story when I asked.  When we went on vacation to the park, I thought they were going to leave me. )
2013-03-21 02:48:47 PM
My parents told me Transmission Towers walked at Night
2013-03-21 03:53:42 PM
This is very true....and I think that there are a several farkers who can attest to this scenario.
2013-03-21 05:32:43 PM  
Hey dad, where's the car?
In the basement
Oh. Ok. (I went to look)
2013-03-21 07:48:26 PM  
Santa Claus doesn't come to the hood, son...
2013-03-21 08:23:17 PM
If you don't stop doing that to your eyes, they're going to stay that way permanently.
2013-03-22 02:50:22 AM
2013-03-22 08:48:33 AM
If you sit too close to the television, it will ruin your eyes.
2013-03-22 09:38:25 AM
My true story: As my kids were growing up, I would do everything possible to not react when being tickled. I then "confessed" that I had been born without "The Tickle Gene". I convinced them that it was impossible for me to feel tickles. I started revealing this feigned disability when my son was about five years old. I was able to keep them believing until he turned fourteen. Saved me a lot of discomfort. Of course, I finally had to fess up. My son has been paying back, since then. Big time.
2013-03-23 10:34:20 AM
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2013-03-23 05:13:00 PM
Nuns don't have boobs.
2013-03-23 07:20:57 PM
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2013-03-24 01:19:38 AM
I was 15 before I found out Santa wasn't a magical rapist
2013-03-24 09:18:11 AM
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2013-03-24 10:39:23 AM
2013-03-24 10:47:11 AM

"Mom, where do babies come from?"
"Why from Sears, Roebuck, son."
"You don't expect me to believe that do you?"
"Doesn't everything else in the house come from Sears?"
2013-03-24 11:28:20 AM  

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Voted for, well, sympathy :)

Also, did anyone else get this one about not swallowing your gum?
2013-03-24 12:09:56 PM
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