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(Headline News TV)   Scroll down to the bottom of the article to find out why Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are dating   (hlntv.com) divider line 65
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2013-03-19 12:42:21 PM
Filtered at work. *scowl*

But if she's dumb enough to date a serial adulterer and sex addict... I might have a shot!
 
2013-03-19 12:42:25 PM
Hah! I did see that coming
 
2013-03-19 12:42:29 PM
Because of his black half?

/sorry
 
2013-03-19 12:43:57 PM
I scrolled down to the bottom and got an advertisement for $19.99/mo Internet Service from AT&T.   Is that why they're dating?
 
2013-03-19 12:44:49 PM
I didn't see the words "because their publicist told them to"
 
2013-03-19 12:44:58 PM
Tiger's Facebook post about this: "We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy."

Which is why he posted it on the internet and added photos.
 
2013-03-19 12:45:14 PM
5. Jungle Fever.
 
2013-03-19 12:46:20 PM
2. Big-time knee injuries

Rug burns?
 
2013-03-19 12:47:25 PM
 
2013-03-19 12:47:51 PM

Just being like B-Rock the Islamic Shock

concernedcitizensofchicago.files.wordpress.com

 
2013-03-19 12:47:54 PM
Ellen is hot...Vonn is not.

\there, I said it. Nice body and all...but bit of a man face.
\\was kind of expecting the bottom of the page to state she is a bog ol' freak in the sheets
 
2013-03-19 12:48:29 PM
*big*
 
2013-03-19 12:49:05 PM
The sports guys have been talking about this exact thing here at work. #1 reason according to them is she's blond just like Elin.
 
2013-03-19 12:49:32 PM
I was expecting a big $ symbol
 
2013-03-19 12:50:39 PM
Sex?

/not clinking that link
 
2013-03-19 12:52:35 PM

cgraves67: The sports guys have been talking about this exact thing here at work. #1 reason according to them is she's blond just like Elin.


Many people have aesthetic preferences which inform their choice in mates. Ric Romero has more on this new phenomenon at 11.
 
2013-03-19 12:53:09 PM
Man face or not, at least she's not as skeevy as some of the cocktail waitress/mistresses.

/Not gay, just don't wanna get a disease from skeevy
 
2013-03-19 12:53:43 PM
Tiger and Lindsey are soo 5AM
Selena and Bieber are trending now
 
2013-03-19 12:53:54 PM

cgraves67: The sports guys have been talking about this exact thing here at work. #1 reason according to them is she's blond just like Elin.


So he dates blondes, but he farks brunettes?
 
2013-03-19 12:54:04 PM
Is Tiger losing his hair? That photo seems pretty artfully cropped and there's no hairline to be seen in the usual location...

Yeah, that's right, I get happy when douchebags lose their hair. Why do you think I went to my 10th high school reunion?
 
2013-03-19 12:54:26 PM
If Tiger is smart, he better keep his club in it's bag and stick to one golf course if you get what I mean.
Lindsey's no model/nanny.  She'll beat his ass hard if he get's caught messing around.
 
2013-03-19 12:54:48 PM

abhorrent1: I was expecting a big $ symbol


$ex

Covers both sides.
 
2013-03-19 12:54:54 PM
I scrolled down through this thread to try and figure out why I should care that Tiger Woods is dating anybody, but I could not find the answer.
 
2013-03-19 12:56:47 PM

JerkStore: Is Tiger losing his hair? That photo seems pretty artfully cropped and there's no hairline to be seen in the usual location...

Yeah, that's right, I get happy when douchebags lose their hair. Why do you think I went to my 10th high school reunion?


Yeah, he has been for quite a while.  I doubt he would trade his bank account for your hair though.
 
2013-03-19 12:57:44 PM
She has a nice a$$
 
2013-03-19 01:01:15 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-03-19 01:05:16 PM
Wow, she looks like...
.
.
.
oh.

Is she at least gonna be in the next Tiger Woods Whoever Will Sponsor Him Anymore Video Golf game?
 
2013-03-19 01:12:09 PM
They both have blonde hair!
Are they twins?
 
2013-03-19 01:13:03 PM
Lindsey looks like Elin in the way that she is white and blonde.

/Jonathan Anker is racist
 
2013-03-19 01:17:36 PM
I looked at the woman's picture for about 10 seconds before I could clearly see her smile morph into a shrieking, hysterical anger-bomb.

Some peoples' faces are just 1mm of happy over a foundation of entitled rage.
 
2013-03-19 01:18:08 PM
Scrolled down, saw nothing about his penormous or her vastgina.
 
2013-03-19 01:20:05 PM
Could be worse......

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-19 01:21:59 PM
She's manly, he's feminine.  Who's doing who?
 
TWX
2013-03-19 01:25:30 PM

JohnnyCanuck: Ellen is hot...Vonn is not.

\there, I said it. Nice body and all...but bit of a man face.
\\was kind of expecting the bottom of the page to state she is a bog ol' freak in the sheets


I guess it's all a matter of angles...

/maybe in reverse cowgirl he can't tell the difference
 
2013-03-19 01:31:20 PM
www.mst3kbots.com

That's a hard face. That's a face that challenges you.
 
2013-03-19 01:31:21 PM
 
2013-03-19 01:32:48 PM
img707.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-19 01:38:45 PM
Why are they dating?...

They are both damaged goods (literally and figuratively)
 
2013-03-19 01:40:11 PM

TWX: JohnnyCanuck: Ellen is hot...Vonn is not.

\there, I said it. Nice body and all...but bit of a man face.
\\was kind of expecting the bottom of the page to state she is a bog ol' freak in the sheets

I guess it's all a matter of angles...

/maybe in reverse cowgirl he can't tell the difference


He can if Lindsey prefers a larger strap-on...
 
2013-03-19 01:49:12 PM

PsyLord: Lindsey looks like Elin in the way that she is white and blonde.


Right. Which is why Tiger is dating her. That's kinda the point, see?
 
2013-03-19 01:54:41 PM
Also the most important:

she isn't black or asian
 
2013-03-19 02:25:31 PM
Bryant Gumbel told me black people don't like winter sports...
 
2013-03-19 02:30:40 PM
She's like the Walmart version of Ellen. She looks sort of like the name brand, but is clearly made from lower quality materials.
 
2013-03-19 02:45:59 PM

ChipNASA: 5.Jungle Fever.


Well, his name is Tiger after all.
 
2013-03-19 02:58:43 PM

pkellmey: She's like the Walmart version of Ellen. She looks sort of like the name brand, but is clearly made from lower quality materials.


I like the cut of your jib, Sir!
 
2013-03-19 03:18:28 PM
His wallet and her ass?
 
2013-03-19 03:24:01 PM

pkellmey: She's like the Walmart version of Ellen. She looks sort of like the name brand, but is clearly made from lower quality materials.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-19 03:32:54 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-19 03:38:39 PM
Rich and famous sportsman dates hot white blonde woman.  FILM AT 11...
 
2013-03-19 05:00:26 PM

Rapmaster2000: cgraves67: The sports guys have been talking about this exact thing here at work. #1 reason according to them is she's blond just like Elin.

So he dates blondes, but he farks brunettes?


Best to keep business and pleasure separate.
 
2013-03-19 05:01:40 PM

Great Odins Raven: Also the most important:

she isn't black or asian


Nothing but the best for Tiger? Are you really going with that? ;-)
 
2013-03-19 05:34:49 PM
Hey! I'm having my ACL and MCL repaired Friday, where is my rich partner?

Eh? Anybody? Sorry that's all I got.
 
2013-03-19 06:41:17 PM

chubby muppet: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 274x205]


came for this

/happy
 
2013-03-19 07:01:19 PM
"Dating." The politically correct term for f*cking.
 
2013-03-19 07:50:20 PM
21stcenturywire.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-19 08:41:05 PM
There was a thread about this already where this was covered.   People were saying Tiger deffinately has a type but seriously who on this Earth doesn't want to bang hot blonde Scandinavian chicks... and hot asian chicks... and hot black chicks and chicks that are some kinda Latin or maybe Italian...  even some redheads deserve a good boning.
 
2013-03-19 08:55:10 PM

elguerodiablo: There was a thread about this already where this was covered.   People were saying Tiger deffinately has a type but seriously who on this Earth doesn't want to bang hot blonde Scandinavian chicks... and hot asian chicks... and hot black chicks and chicks that are some kinda Latin or maybe Italian...  even some redheads deserve a good boning.


You left out hot amputees.
 
2013-03-19 10:03:23 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: [21stcenturywire.files.wordpress.com image 320x171]

 
2013-03-19 10:05:08 PM

thumbs1767: veedeevadeevoodee: [21stcenturywire.files.wordpress.com image 320x171]


Oops! There should be the Philip Frye "I saw what you did there" pic
 
2013-03-19 10:48:43 PM

JohnnyCanuck: Ellen is hot...Vonn is not.

\there, I said it. Nice body and all...but bit of a man face.
\\was kind of expecting the bottom of the page to state she is a bog ol' freak in the sheets


1) Who is this "Ellen"

2) I don't know what you folks are talking about.  Vonn is hott. She's got a Malin Akerman look.  No manish at all.
 
2013-03-20 12:53:53 AM

thumbs1767: thumbs1767: veedeevadeevoodee: [21stcenturywire.files.wordpress.com image 320x171]

Oops! There should be the Philip Frye "I saw what you did there" pic

I think the Asian in "Cablanasian" cancels that out.

/More like "BBB"
//Teh third "b" stands for "billions"
 
2013-03-20 12:57:20 AM

docmattic: elguerodiablo: There was a thread about this already where this was covered.   People were saying Tiger deffinately has a type but seriously who on this Earth doesn't want to bang hot blonde Scandinavian chicks... and hot asian chicks... and hot black chicks and chicks that are some kinda Latin or maybe Italian...  even some redheads deserve a good boning.

You left out hot amputees.


You can have 'em.

Not interested in having someone Pistorius me behind the bathroom door, thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-03-20 04:58:59 AM
Jonathan Anker should add the W back to the beginning of his last name.
 
2013-03-20 10:21:57 AM

pkellmey: She's like the Walmart version of Ellen. She looks sort of like the name brand, but is clearly made from lower quality materials.


l2.yimg.com
Notable for lack of substandard construction.
 
2013-03-20 10:59:50 AM

fireclown: pkellmey: She's like the Walmart version of Ellen. She looks sort of like the name brand, but is clearly made from lower quality materials.

Notable for lack of substandard construction.


Hopefully, they were most likely constructed in a similar way or Tiger has some new issues that Fark will be talking about soon.
 
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