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2013-03-19 05:29:08 PM
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HallsOfMandos: My priest had a macro so that whenever I cast Fade I also did the /helpme emote.


Play Disc and macro smite with a /yell of BY THE POWER OF CHRIST I COMPEL THEE! They will love you.
2013-03-19 03:30:06 PM
2 votes:
Chicks play games everyday.  For example, the other day, I was in the grocery store.  This girl over in the meat section was smiling at me.  I smiled back and i can tell she kind of giggled.  So i went over there, grabbed her ass, and asked if she liked sausage.  She straight up farkin punched me in the face.  Always playing games.
2013-03-19 02:43:40 PM
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My daughter loves to play Skyrim, although she plays it somewhat differently than I do.  I look at my armor stats, and figure out which armor is the best, and wear that.  Find better armor, wear it, sell the old armor.  She keeps multiple outfits in her inventory, and changes her characters clothes depending upon the circumstances.  Goes into town, puts on a nice outfit, Goes to a dungeon, and realizes she still wearing a dress and has to change clothes during combat...It's likes Barbies with swords for her.
2013-03-19 07:03:28 PM
1 votes:
OLD NEWS.

EVERYONE has been playing video games since the late 1970s and early 1980s. We used to have these places called "arcades", and in these "arcades" they had all sorts of video games. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Super Pac-Man, Pac-Man Jr., Asteroids, Space Invaders, Centipede, Millipede, Q*Bert, Dig Dug, Galaga, Vanguard, Bag Man, Super Bag Man, Joust, Dragon's Lair, Pole Position, Donkey Kong, Space War, Mr. Do, Donkey Kong Jr., Mario Bros., Zaxxon, Amidar, Pooyan, Bubble Bobble, Mappy, Mappyland, Crystal Castles, Berserk, Elevator Action, Duck Hunt, Wild Gunman, Tapper, Qix, Tron, Gorf, Wizard of Wor, Venture, and many, many more.

At these "arcades", people of all ages and genders would put round shiny things called "quarters" or sometimes "tokens" into these video games. Boys, girls, men, women, transvestites, transsexuals... Everybody played these video games... And they kept on playing them at home. Pong, Atari 2600, Atari 5200, Odyssey2, Intellivision, Colecovision, Nintendo Entertainment System, Sega Master System, Gameboy, and on and on. People kept playing these games.

Why, there were even hit songs on the radio about video games (Pac-Man Fever), and movies in the theaters about them, too!

When tablets, home computers, cell phones, and handheld gaming systems became popular, people kept playing these games. Men, Women, children. All ages. All sexual orientations. All shoe sizes.

Video games have been popular, mainstream entertainment since the late 1970s. By the 1990s they started made more money than Hollywood movies-- Another mainstream form of entertainment.

Girls playing video games is not remarkable or new. Your mom and grandma play video games. Your boring aunt plays video games. Unless they have some moral opposition to video games, most people in America play video games at least sometimes.

I do not understand why this "news" keeps coming up every few years. It's about as dumb as if they'd announce "Women Watch Movies!", "Women Enjoy Driving!" or "Girls Read Books That Aren't About Kissing!"
2013-03-19 04:08:28 PM
1 votes:

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: My name is Lady Beryl, and I have the Insane title.

/still debating whether or not I should put that on my resume.


I would hire you in a flash because I would know that I could give you the crappiest, most boring assignments and you'd love them.
2013-03-19 03:29:46 PM
1 votes:

MrEricSir: Breaking news: most video games don't require a penis


You'd be shocked at what Japan is coming out with. One is a controller shaped like a plush toilet paper roll, let your imagination go from there.
2013-03-19 03:28:38 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-19 03:24:13 PM
1 votes:

MrEricSir: Breaking news: most video games don't require a penis


I like to play a game called "23vbdfgvb " and then let people guess what typed it.

/you do need one for that game
//cuz that's the joke
2013-03-19 03:18:50 PM
1 votes:

Giltric: Girls play video games until they say something over voice comms. Then they log off due to all the guys on voice comms who have never met a female not named mom asking them to go private.


CSB time

So I'm hanging with my roommate as he's playing CounterStrike one day.  He's using the speakers and I'm listening to the conversation.  At one point a noticably femenine voice calls out a few orders and somebody pipes up "Dude what's wrong with your voice?"  After a brief pause(due in part to facepalming I'm guessing) a teammates responds "That's a girl you idiot."  Another pause and then our freind speaks again "Really?  That is so hot."

There are days I wish I was making that up.
2013-03-19 03:16:54 PM
1 votes:
ironyca.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-19 03:15:46 PM
1 votes:

LostInTO: My daughter loves to play Skyrim, although she plays it somewhat differently than I do.  I look at my armor stats, and figure out which armor is the best, and wear that.  Find better armor, wear it, sell the old armor.  She keeps multiple outfits in her inventory, and changes her characters clothes depending upon the circumstances.  Goes into town, puts on a nice outfit, Goes to a dungeon, and realizes she still wearing a dress and has to change clothes during combat...It's likes Barbies with swords for her.


My siter in law used to play it like it was a shopping simulator. She'd steal anything that wasn't nailed down, sell it and then buy new outfits. I'm not sure if I ever saw her actually fight anything.
2013-03-19 02:35:41 PM
1 votes:
My name is Lady Beryl, and I have the Insane title.

/still debating whether or not I should put that on my resume.
2013-03-19 01:15:05 PM
1 votes:

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 350x256]


Uh, about the text in that image...
2013-03-19 12:59:58 PM
1 votes:
Success!  My online girlfriend is now more likely to not have a penis!
2013-03-19 12:38:41 PM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
 
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