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(BBC)   "Apart from someone [police] coming around to say someone is trying to kill me, it was a really nice day"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 28
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2013-03-19 01:47:27 PM
Somebody had time for that?
 
2013-03-19 01:50:54 PM
I'd stick my samurai sword in her.
 
2013-03-19 01:54:09 PM
I'll start..

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2013-03-19 01:56:13 PM
If you don't lock your front door at night and set an alarm if you have one, then you're just asking for violence to walk right into your home.  I was down at the beach this weekend, the first really warm days of the year, and there was this woman walking around with the tops of her nipples nearly poking out.  She had on a pair of short-shorts and high heels.  I followed her around for a while and she seemed to be by herself.  And do you think anyone would bat an eye if she turned up raped?  Or worse?  People ask for trouble and then cry and moan when it finally shows up.  At least this singer gal seems to understand that putting herself in the public eye opens her up to crazies and murderers.  None for me, thanks.
 
2013-03-19 02:01:13 PM

spentmiles: If you don't lock your front door at night and set an alarm if you have one, then you're just asking for violence to walk right into your home.  I was down at the beach this weekend, the first really warm days of the year, and there was this woman walking around with the tops of her nipples nearly poking out.  She had on a pair of short-shorts and high heels.  I followed her around for a while and she seemed to be by herself.  And do you think anyone would bat an eye if she turned up raped?  Or worse?  People ask for trouble and then cry and moan when it finally shows up.  At least this singer gal seems to understand that putting herself in the public eye opens her up to crazies and murderers.  None for me, thanks.


You can do better than this spentmiles.
 
2013-03-19 02:02:03 PM
FTA:
Notes suggesting they intended to decapitate the pop star before dumping her body in a river were also found

Really? Do they need a post-it note to remind them of this??
 
2013-03-19 02:04:49 PM
FTFA:weapons were found in their car, including a samurai sword, a lock knife and a hammer, the court heard.

It's always with what I imagine to be some 440 stainless steel Chinese piece of crap. And they're not very likely to behead someone with one of those. I don't know, is it an affect of all their anti-knife laws that things that Bat'leths and cheap Chinese "Samurai" swords are considered deadly weapons in the UK?
 
2013-03-19 02:09:56 PM
www.bobbysimpson.org.uk

Hey, listen, can you speak up a little bit? Somebody's trying to kill me!
 
2013-03-19 02:11:09 PM

Egoy3k: spentmiles: If you don't lock your front door at night and set an alarm if you have one, then you're just asking for violence to walk right into your home.  I was down at the beach this weekend, the first really warm days of the year, and there was this woman walking around with the tops of her nipples nearly poking out.  She had on a pair of short-shorts and high heels.  I followed her around for a while and she seemed to be by herself.  And do you think anyone would bat an eye if she turned up raped?  Or worse?  People ask for trouble and then cry and moan when it finally shows up.  At least this singer gal seems to understand that putting herself in the public eye opens her up to crazies and murderers.  None for me, thanks.

You can do better than this spentmiles.


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2013-03-19 02:22:04 PM
That statement is so terribly British.
 
2013-03-19 02:39:10 PM
I'd [verb] her [noun].
 
2013-03-19 02:39:49 PM
The pair, both of St Stephens Close, Manchester, were arrested in Cullompton, and weapons were found in their car, including a samurai sword, a lock knife and a hammer, the court heard

What's with this rash of hammer attacks across the pond? Why haven't they been banned yet?
And arn't lock knifes and samurai swords *already* banned? Why arn't these double banned?
 
2013-03-19 02:57:33 PM

Bondith: That statement is so terribly British.


"Oh, yes. A spot of bother with those assassins, but what a FRIGHTFULLY AMUSING hat you have on!"
 
2013-03-19 03:05:56 PM
Plus, she didn't even have to use her AK
 
2013-03-19 03:09:28 PM
A one day pattern killer?

/obsc...
 
2013-03-19 03:22:09 PM

neversubmit: A one day pattern killer?

/obsc...


Not so obscure, but I think he said one name pattern killer....
 
2013-03-19 03:30:04 PM

Summa cum loudly: neversubmit: A one day pattern killer?

/obsc...

Not so obscure, but I think he said one name pattern killer....



He'll be back.
 
2013-03-19 03:40:57 PM
Lieutenant Ed Traxler: A one-day pattern killer.
Detective Hal Vukovich: I hate the weird ones.

I couldn't find it on imdb
 
2013-03-19 03:56:07 PM

MythDragon: What's with this rash of hammer attacks across the pond?


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2013-03-19 04:45:38 PM

Joelogon: Plus, she didn't even have to use her AK


Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Cullompton soon
 
2013-03-19 05:26:01 PM
Apparently these two 'tards thout that, as a rich person, she'd just have piles of cash just lying around the house like Scrooge McDuck? Because rich people can't get cash cards and such... So my first thought was that they were mouth breathers of the first order.
After reading today's stories on them I'm inclined to think they're deranged morons. Difficult to judge. What do you farkers think?
 
2013-03-19 06:02:57 PM
"Maarnin' Miss Stone. Seems thur be a couple a fellerz waant to kill ye."
"Oooh arr? Be there?"
"Arr. They be frum furrin paaarts."
"Loike Cullompton?"
"Mebbe even Somerset!"
"Ooooh arrr! Fancy. Would ye loike a cup scrumpy?"
"Arr. Reckon I would at thaaat."
 
2013-03-19 06:18:41 PM

blatz514: I'll start..

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Until I saw this photo I was like, Who?  Then I realized...I didn't care who anymore.

Very nice body.  I hope the man/woman she's with appreciates that awesomeness!
 
2013-03-19 06:43:11 PM
After all the kittens she killed with this song, she had to know there was a reckoning coming.
 
2013-03-19 07:34:57 PM

Mentat: After all the kittens she killed with this song, she had to know there was a reckoning coming.


This one unimpressed
 
2013-03-19 07:37:54 PM

blatz514: I'll start..

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You know, with a little of that new fangled breast augmentation, I bet she wouldn't be half bad.

/I'll be in the garage
 
2013-03-19 09:23:06 PM

ethics-gradient: "Maarnin' Miss Stone. Seems thur be a couple a fellerz waant to kill ye."
"Oooh arr? Be there?"
"Arr. They be frum furrin paaarts."
"Loike Cullompton?"
"Mebbe even Somerset!"
"Ooooh arrr! Fancy. Would ye loike a cup scrumpy?"
"Arr. Reckon I would at thaaat."


I heard both sides of that as Mr. Moleturd from Grace and Favour (known over here as Are You Being Served Again).

"Sarry t'baaaarge in whoile ye got yer snouts in the trough!"
 
2013-03-19 11:33:36 PM

LewDux: Mentat: After all the kittens she killed with this song, she had to know there was a reckoning coming.

This one unimpressed


Not even close.
 
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