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(Guardian)   Legendary English striker Michael Owen to retire after 89 international caps and 40 goals, none of which Americans saw because they had fallen asleep trying to watch international soccer   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Americans, soccer, international caps, strikers, Stoke City, Newcastle United  
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350 clicks; posted to Sports » on 19 Mar 2013 at 12:23 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-19 08:46:06 PM  
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Yes, soccer is boring, say many Americans as they watch baseball and golf.
2013-03-19 12:49:33 PM  
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As an American, I know what a goal is but I'll be damned if I can figure out what a cap is. Is that like an endzone dance? Or headbutting the referee maybe?
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