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(Guardian)   Legendary English striker Michael Owen to retire after 89 international caps and 40 goals, none of which Americans saw because they had fallen asleep trying to watch international soccer   ( ) divider line 3
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338 clicks; posted to Sports » on 19 Mar 2013 at 12:23 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-19 12:28:08 PM  
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If you fell asleep during England/Argentina in 1998, you don't like sports at all.
2013-03-19 01:26:56 PM  
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DownDaRiver: Didn't see because we fell asleep?
Or, just plain didn't watch because there was real footbal to watch?

In June?
2013-03-19 12:26:11 PM  
1 vote:
For this farker, Owen's best game was against Argentina in the 98 WC.
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