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(Newser)   Did Dennis Rodman Just Spill a North Korean Secret?   (newser.com) divider line 61
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2013-03-19 11:01:14 AM
It's a girl. Some state secret.

You'd think that they'd at least give him the locations and launch codes of their missiles.

He's a minor has-been celebrity, for Fark's sake. At least give him the ancient Chinese secret of Calgon.
 
2013-03-19 11:10:30 AM

brantgoose: At least give him the ancient Chinese secret of Calgon.


No, no, no.  The real ancient Chinese secret is Pearl Cream!
 
2013-03-19 11:15:17 AM
There are times Rodman seems like kind of a moron.
 
2013-03-19 11:20:09 AM

St_Francis_P: There are times Rodman seems like kind of a moron.


I had no idea there were times when he didn't seem like a moron.

But inasmuch as it's a state secret that Kim Jong-Un's progeny is a girl, I guess it's also a national tragedy, because until we get a male Kim Jong-Etc there is no true successor to Dear Leader or some shiat.
 
2013-03-19 11:54:19 AM
Sorry Dennis, still not going to pay any attention to you.
 
2013-03-19 12:05:24 PM

brantgoose: ancient Chinese secret of Calgon.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-03-19 12:10:35 PM
In other Rodman news, <a data-cke-saved-href="http://www.newser.com/story/142848/dennis-rodman- broke-sick-alcoholic- court-told.html">his divorce is finalized and court documents show that he's $750,000 in debt and can only see his children two times a month ... with a retired sheriff present

And this in no way has any relation on his current actions and attempts to get media spotlights
 
2013-03-19 12:12:06 PM
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2013-03-19 12:14:03 PM
I think the big question is whether Rodman spilled his seed all over Kim Jong Un, rather than secrets in an interview.
 
2013-03-19 12:14:15 PM
I like how they just slip casually in there at the end that this media personality just happens to be in new debt up to his eyeballs at  just the time he, by sheer coincidence, started soapboxing for a third-world dictator who just  happens to have access to truckloads of ill-gotten wealth torn as bread from the mouths of his people.

Subtle.
 
2013-03-19 12:15:59 PM

St_Francis_P: There are times Rodman seems like kind of a moron.


That's the funniest thing I've read in months
 
2013-03-19 12:17:18 PM

I'm no expert but...: I think the big question is whether Rodman spilled his seed all over Kim Jong Un, rather than secrets in an interview.


Yea, thanks for that. *grumbles*
 
2013-03-19 12:17:47 PM
Who gives a rat's rancid rectum? The only, only reason you're even reading the name, "Dennis Rodman", in the news is because he's attention whoring. It's not like he's playing basketball.
 
2013-03-19 12:19:27 PM
Waterboard for the stuff he can't talk about.
 
2013-03-19 12:21:28 PM
deep deep cover mole.
 
2013-03-19 12:21:36 PM

St_Francis_P: There are times Rodman seems like kind of a moron.


"seems"? He is a moron. A foolish, attention-craving moron.

Here's my question: where are the cries of sedition or treason? We have a prominent sports figure hanging out with the leader of one of the "Axis O' Ebil" countries - where are the cries to have him banned, or excommunicated, or beheaded, or whatever else the hell conservatives scream for when they think someone has somehow "betrayed 'Murica?" This asshat's rolling with Kim Jong Un, for Christ's sake. The Dixie Chicks were persecuted for mentioning that, perhaps, they weren't entirely pleased that Dubya came from Texas - you'd think the same assholes would be screaming for Rodman's head right about now.
 
2013-03-19 12:21:42 PM
Attention America: just shut up and drink your snow.
 
2013-03-19 12:22:53 PM

SlothB77: deep deep cover mole.


Yeah. He's, like, "Maxwell Smart" deep cover.

/"Missed it by that much."
 
2013-03-19 12:23:44 PM

Jim_Callahan: I like how they just slip casually in there at the end that this media personality just happens to be in new debt up to his eyeballs at  just the time he, by sheer coincidence, started soapboxing for a third-world dictator who just  happens to have access to truckloads of ill-gotten wealth torn as bread from the mouths of his people.

Subtle.


As a brick.
 
2013-03-19 12:23:44 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Attention America: just shut up and drink your snow.


I didn't get my bird to eat today, who do I see about that?
 
2013-03-19 12:24:30 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Attention America: just shut up and drink your snow.


I tried but my house collapsed along with those of my neighbors.  It happens here all the time due to poor construction. I am still grateful, however.
 
2013-03-19 12:25:18 PM

LarryDan43: Waterboard for the stuff he can't talk about.


Good call.
 
2013-03-19 12:26:09 PM
If he did, wouldn't it ultimately be Dear Leader's fault for telling him secrets in the first place?
 
2013-03-19 12:28:01 PM

Crewmannumber6: Because People in power are Stupid: Attention America: just shut up and drink your snow.

I didn't get my bird to eat today, who do I see about that?


It *IS* Tuesday. It was Yummy.
 
2013-03-19 12:28:30 PM

St_Francis_P: There are times Rodman seems like kind of a moron.


True - but it shouldn't be that hard to fill the other 3 seconds of the day.
 
2013-03-19 12:29:28 PM

nekom: Sorry Dennis, still not going to pay any attention to you.


You just did.
 
2013-03-19 12:31:08 PM

FormlessOne: St_Francis_P: There are times Rodman seems like kind of a moron.

"seems"? He is a moron. A foolish, attention-craving moron.

Here's my question: where are the cries of sedition or treason? We have a prominent sports figure hanging out with the leader of one of the "Axis O' Ebil" countries - where are the cries to have him banned, or excommunicated, or beheaded, or whatever else the hell conservatives scream for when they think someone has somehow "betrayed 'Murica?" This asshat's rolling with Kim Jong Un, for Christ's sake. The Dixie Chicks were persecuted for mentioning that, perhaps, they weren't entirely pleased that Dubya came from Texas - you'd think the same assholes would be screaming for Rodman's head right about now.


It's a sports figure. They are trying to rectify the conflict of worshipping sports starts with the desire to derp. Eventually the derp will win, bball is just the black sport after all.
 
2013-03-19 12:31:56 PM
Way to go for originality with the headline Subby
 
2013-03-19 12:35:32 PM
Hmm, he claims that Ri Sol Ju spilled the beans to him, methinks that the Dear Wife may disappear for a while.
 
2013-03-19 12:35:55 PM
That's great, Dennis. He's got a sweet little baby daughter. Does he feed his daughter? Because much of his country, his people, can't say the same thing.

Seriously. Fark you Rodman, and fark anyone who breaks bread with this little fat fark while his people starve.
 
TWX
2013-03-19 12:38:09 PM

FormlessOne: SlothB77: deep deep cover mole.

Yeah. He's, like, "Maxwell Smart" deep cover.

/"Missed it by that much."


I donno, there are worse ways to hide things than in plain sight...

/spies like us?
 
2013-03-19 12:42:16 PM
Not to get back on topic here, but WHAT "80's Disco Music" that shiat died a fiery death in 1979 or so, didn't it? You know, when they had the 'Disco Love-In' at the ballpark...
 
2013-03-19 12:46:36 PM

Mikey1969: WHAT "80's Disco Music"


http://youtu.be/Nk8qObWe3f0
 
Ral
2013-03-19 12:48:08 PM

Crewmannumber6: Because People in power are Stupid: Attention America: just shut up and drink your snow.

I didn't get my bird to eat today, who do I see about that?


You get a bird?  I only ever get roaches and tree bark.
 
2013-03-19 12:48:47 PM
Can I show you my tent?
 
2013-03-19 12:49:23 PM

automaticman: Can I show you my tent?


I bet you're very proud of it
 
2013-03-19 12:51:19 PM
Oh who farking cares? This article was pointless. We've all been trolled. Wake me up when Rodman spills a valuable North Korean secret, not some tabloid gossip.
 
2013-03-19 12:51:40 PM
I'm guessing he really does have a toilet made of gold.
 
2013-03-19 12:57:44 PM

LarryDan43: Waterboard for the stuff he can't talk about.


waterboard for the stuff he can talk about!

just waterboard.
 
2013-03-19 12:58:20 PM

Ral: Crewmannumber6: Because People in power are Stupid: Attention America: just shut up and drink your snow.

I didn't get my bird to eat today, who do I see about that?

You get a bird?  I only ever get roaches and tree bark.


LUXURY!!!

/How's that sobriety working out for ya Denis?
//Ya know, he was a alien-hiding-in-plain-sight on 3rd Rock from the Sun
 
2013-03-19 12:59:00 PM
Formless One: "you'd think the same assholes would be screaming for Rodman's head right about now."

Out of sight, out of mind.
The Dixie Chicks got grief because the assholes knew who they were.  They had their radios preset to stations that might play the Dixie Chicks' music.  They go to concerts and events the Dixie Chicks might play or be at.  In short, they were frequently reminded the Dixie Chicks existed and thus that they disagreed.  And they sure weren't about to change their own habits, so they had to call for boycotts.

But Rodman's more like Sean Penn.  The assholes have no problem ignoring it, because they don't see/hear/think about anything they are, or have been, involved with.

For another example of Dixie Chicks' style treatment: look at the anger they fired off at Eastwood over the "halftime in America" commercial.  Again: just because Eastwood is part of *their* self-identified culture.  And he didn't even really stake out a personal political *position*.  He just took a job repeating jingoistic pablum that could be *interpreted* (with some stretching) as partisan politics.
 
2013-03-19 12:59:10 PM
To be fair, she is rather cute.

www.marthacolmenares.com
 
2013-03-19 01:00:14 PM

FormlessOne: SlothB77: deep deep cover mole.

Yeah. He's, like, "Maxwell Smart" deep cover.

/"Missed it by that much."



Maybe he's not really muscular, and the tattoo's pop out with various devices like Inspector Gadget.
 
2013-03-19 01:00:58 PM

stonicus: I'm guessing he really does have a toilet made of gold.


Or else Rodman is just flashing back to the The Donald's washroom from Celebrity Apprentice.
 
2013-03-19 01:02:08 PM

FormlessOne: St_Francis_P: There are times Rodman seems like kind of a moron.

"seems"? He is a moron. A foolish, attention-craving moron.

Here's my question: where are the cries of sedition or treason? We have a prominent sports figure hanging out with the leader of one of the "Axis O' Ebil" countries - where are the cries to have him banned, or excommunicated, or beheaded, or whatever else the hell conservatives scream for when they think someone has somehow "betrayed 'Murica?" This asshat's rolling with Kim Jong Un, for Christ's sake. The Dixie Chicks were persecuted for mentioning that, perhaps, they weren't entirely pleased that Dubya came from Texas - you'd think the same assholes would be screaming for Rodman's head right about now.


There have been people, including on Fark, saying exactly what you're asking for.
 
2013-03-19 01:09:39 PM

Ral: Crewmannumber6: Because People in power are Stupid: Attention America: just shut up and drink your snow.

I didn't get my bird to eat today, who do I see about that?

You get a bird?  I only ever get roaches and tree bark.


And they are yummy.
 
2013-03-19 01:11:08 PM

Mikey1969: Not to get back on topic here, but WHAT "80's Disco Music" that shiat died a fiery death in 1979 or so, didn't it? You know, when they had the 'Disco Love-In' at the ballpark...


I think disco music had a resurgence in former soviet bloc countries during the 80's - because you know they were always a decade or two behind in everything.
 
2013-03-19 01:28:11 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: If he did, wouldn't it ultimately be Dear Leader's fault for telling him secrets in the first place?


Indeed, Dear Leader should have known you can't trust that kind of people.
 
2013-03-19 01:34:35 PM

GoodOmens: Mikey1969: Not to get back on topic here, but WHAT "80's Disco Music" that shiat died a fiery death in 1979 or so, didn't it? You know, when they had the 'Disco Love-In' at the ballpark...

I think disco music had a resurgence in former soviet bloc countries during the 80's - because you know they were always a decade or two behind in everything.


So is North Dakota. If you want to see hockey-haired 20-somethings go bananas at a bar, drop a quarter in the jukebox & play anything by Journey. Even the passed-out ones will shout-sing "Don't Stop Believin'" in their sleep.
 
2013-03-19 01:49:48 PM

Jim_Callahan: I like how they just slip casually in there at the end that this media personality just happens to be in new debt up to his eyeballs at  just the time he, by sheer coincidence, started soapboxing for a third-world dictator who just  happens to have access to truckloads of ill-gotten wealth torn as bread from the mouths of his people.

Subtle.


North Korea is the world's largest counterfeiter of US money.  So if Rodman is getting money from NK, he better be careful where he spends it.
 
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