brantgoose: At least give him the ancient Chinese secret of Calgon.
St_Francis_P: There are times Rodman seems like kind of a moron.
brantgoose: ancient Chinese secret of Calgon.
I'm no expert but...: I think the big question is whether Rodman spilled his seed all over Kim Jong Un, rather than secrets in an interview.Yea, thanks for that. *grumbles*
SlothB77: deep deep cover mole.
Jim_Callahan: I like how they just slip casually in there at the end that this media personality just happens to be in new debt up to his eyeballs at just the time he, by sheer coincidence, started soapboxing for a third-world dictator who just happens to have access to truckloads of ill-gotten wealth torn as bread from the mouths of his people.Subtle.
Because People in power are Stupid: Attention America: just shut up and drink your snow.
LarryDan43: Waterboard for the stuff he can't talk about.
Crewmannumber6: Because People in power are Stupid: Attention America: just shut up and drink your snow.I didn't get my bird to eat today, who do I see about that?
nekom: Sorry Dennis, still not going to pay any attention to you.
FormlessOne: St_Francis_P: There are times Rodman seems like kind of a moron."seems"? He is a moron. A foolish, attention-craving moron.Here's my question: where are the cries of sedition or treason? We have a prominent sports figure hanging out with the leader of one of the "Axis O' Ebil" countries - where are the cries to have him banned, or excommunicated, or beheaded, or whatever else the hell conservatives scream for when they think someone has somehow "betrayed 'Murica?" This asshat's rolling with Kim Jong Un, for Christ's sake. The Dixie Chicks were persecuted for mentioning that, perhaps, they weren't entirely pleased that Dubya came from Texas - you'd think the same assholes would be screaming for Rodman's head right about now.
FormlessOne: SlothB77: deep deep cover mole.Yeah. He's, like, "Maxwell Smart" deep cover./"Missed it by that much."
Mikey1969: WHAT "80's Disco Music"
automaticman: Can I show you my tent?
Ral: Crewmannumber6: Because People in power are Stupid: Attention America: just shut up and drink your snow.I didn't get my bird to eat today, who do I see about that?You get a bird? I only ever get roaches and tree bark.
stonicus: I'm guessing he really does have a toilet made of gold.
Mikey1969: Not to get back on topic here, but WHAT "80's Disco Music" that shiat died a fiery death in 1979 or so, didn't it? You know, when they had the 'Disco Love-In' at the ballpark...
The My Little Pony Killer: If he did, wouldn't it ultimately be Dear Leader's fault for telling him secrets in the first place?
GoodOmens: Mikey1969: Not to get back on topic here, but WHAT "80's Disco Music" that shiat died a fiery death in 1979 or so, didn't it? You know, when they had the 'Disco Love-In' at the ballpark...I think disco music had a resurgence in former soviet bloc countries during the 80's - because you know they were always a decade or two behind in everything.
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