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(KnoxNews)   37 year old man dies after van surfing accident, obviously trying to prove the original Teen Wolf was better than the new MTV series. Boof and Stiles unavailable for comment   (knoxnews.com) divider line 37
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2013-03-19 11:39:24 AM
Tenn Wolf?
 
2013-03-19 11:44:39 AM
What an awesome(ly bad) movie. And New Styles is less of a "joke" (which makes him more of a joke) - seriously, "Stilinsky"? Not "because he has a ridiculous sense of STYLE"?

// "werewolfing the whip" doesn't have the same ring
// and New Styles' dad is Johnny Cage from the original MK movie - just to close the circle of awesomely bad movies
 
2013-03-19 11:57:01 AM

blatz514: Tenn Wolf?


They're endangered.  Don't make fun.
 
2013-03-19 12:00:24 PM
Tennessee Wolf was a famous American playwright in the 50's, I believe.
 
2013-03-19 12:02:09 PM

blatz514: Tenn Wolf?


The Kentucky Wolves are extinct because they sucked so bad at van surfing
 
2013-03-19 12:03:22 PM
37yr old trusts a 20yr old to drive while he van surfs?

/ meth is a helluva drug...
 
2013-03-19 12:18:41 PM
New MTV series? Hasn't that show been on for a few years?
 
2013-03-19 12:25:44 PM
Toyota Sienna

Couldn't even die falling off a proper van.
 
2013-03-19 01:06:13 PM
Was the headline corrected because I see "Teen" and not "Tenn."

F*ck MTV.
 
2013-03-19 01:06:36 PM
Stupidity kills
 
2013-03-19 01:08:22 PM
My friends and I used to do minivan rodeo back in the mid 90s, but always made sure to do it on grass. Safety first.
 
2013-03-19 01:10:20 PM

Mirrorz: Was the headline corrected because I see "Teen" and not "Tenn."

F*ck MTV.


Yeah... Administrator Buzzkill is on duty, apparently
 
2013-03-19 01:12:30 PM
Well, you can't fix stupid.  But you can sure improve the chances of our future surviving though cases like this.
 
2013-03-19 01:14:09 PM
Teen Wolf Too.
 
2013-03-19 01:14:15 PM
Some guy in Tennessee tried to ride a van just like you.

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Oh yeah he did!

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Not too good, he flew off when the van turned.


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Nope, he died.


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2013-03-19 01:20:15 PM
How do you make it to 37 then die like this?
 
2013-03-19 01:22:22 PM
api.ning.com vs 4.bp.blogspot.com

hmmm
 
2013-03-19 01:22:54 PM

HotWingConspiracy: How do you make it to 37 then die like this?


Maybe he's been in a Coma since his last stupid stunt at 16?
 
2013-03-19 01:24:40 PM

louiedog: HotWingConspiracy: How do you make it to 37 then die like this?

Maybe he's been in a Coma since his last stupid stunt at 16?


Hahhah

"Dude get the van, I know what I did wrong last time"
 
2013-03-19 01:33:11 PM

Shostie: New MTV series? Hasn't that show been on for a few years?


It's in like season 2 or 3, it's reasonably new.

I actually tried watching it because the cheese was awesome, but it's a little to carefully tuned for pre-teen sensibilities for my taste.  Basically imagine "monster squad" if the entire thing was about the older brother and treated his life with the same serious reverence for his maturity as the younger kids.  And, y'know, not funny.

//And lacrosse displaces basketball for some reason, I'm not sure why MTV has been pushing lacrosse so hard to try to convince everyone it's an actual sport that people play lately.
 
2013-03-19 01:34:33 PM

louiedog: HotWingConspiracy: How do you make it to 37 then die like this?

Maybe he's been in a Coma since his last stupid stunt at 16?


Must not have used enough duct tape when they put him on the roof
 
2013-03-19 01:40:30 PM
Speaking as a 37 year old male...I'm not saying it's RIGHT, I'm just saying, I UNDERSTAND.
 
2013-03-19 01:42:50 PM
More importantly, what does Bobby Finstock think about this?

/everything else is cream cheese
 
2013-03-19 01:53:06 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Speaking as a 37 year old male...I'm not saying it's RIGHT, I'm just saying, I UNDERSTAND.


Step away from the crack pipe!
 
2013-03-19 02:12:19 PM

Yanks_RSJ: More importantly, what does Bobby Finstock think about this?

/everything else is cream cheese


Probably a third stringer, Finstock didn't need him.

Seacrest Out
 
2013-03-19 03:22:26 PM

Pair-o-Dice: LowbrowDeluxe: Speaking as a 37 year old male...I'm not saying it's RIGHT, I'm just saying, I UNDERSTAND.

Step away from the crack pipe!


Sometimes you have to get away from being a 37 year old male.  Don't judge me and pipey.
 
2013-03-19 04:16:42 PM
There's a new Teen Wolf series? Huh....
 
2013-03-19 04:44:50 PM
Boof was so freaking hot, much more so than Pamela.
 
2013-03-19 06:18:22 PM
Charles Darwin is my co pilot.
 
2013-03-19 06:34:36 PM
I first heard of "car surfing" from my Montana based guide when canoeing the boundary waters in
Minnesota.

The group of us, early teenagers, told him that was the craziest shiat we'd ever heard. And let me stress .. we were  early teenage boys. Who are prone to doing stupid things (Hey, watch this!)

It's still some crazy shiat.
 
2013-03-19 07:37:53 PM

AgentBang: Boof was so freaking hot, much more so than Pamela.


I totally wanted to boff Boof.
 
2013-03-19 08:26:11 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Tennessee Wolf was a famous American playwright in the 50's, I believe.


I think you mean Tennessee Tuxedo.
 
2013-03-19 10:20:55 PM

Albert911emt: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Tennessee Wolf was a famous American playwright in the 50's, I believe.

I think you mean Tennessee Tuxedo.


Maybe he's thinking of Teen Wolfe, Senior. Lycanthropy and playwriting runs in families, often the same families. That's why playwrights are called "long hairs".
 
2013-03-19 10:21:18 PM

Special ED209: AgentBang: Boof was so freaking hot, much more so than Pamela.

I totally wanted to boff Boof.


Absolutely. Boof was "geek hot" before there term existed.

In the pic posted upthread, she bears more than a passing resemblance to Alyson Hannigan.
 
2013-03-19 10:21:49 PM
*Except for Truman Capote. He was called "Long Claws".
 
2013-03-20 07:01:55 AM

Dr Dreidel: What an awesome(ly bad) movie. And New Styles is less of a "joke" (which makes him more of a joke) - seriously, "Stilinsky"? Not "because he has a ridiculous sense of STYLE"?

// "werewolfing the whip" doesn't have the same ring
// and New Styles' dad is Johnny Cage from the original MK movie - just to close the circle of awesomely bad movies


Stilinsky was his last name in the movie too.
 
2013-03-20 10:06:45 AM

Cybernetic: Special ED209: AgentBang: Boof was so freaking hot, much more so than Pamela.

I totally wanted to boff Boof.

Absolutely. Boof was "geek hot" before there term existed.

In the pic posted upthread, she bears more than a passing resemblance to Alyson Hannigan.


Agreed. Plus, I always wondered if "Boof" was a regionalism for "bufu."
 
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