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(NJ.com)   Step 1: Microwave rice in a sock based on Dr. Oz's recommendation. Step 2: Ignore the warning not to let the socks get too hot, especially since you can't feel your feet due to diabetes. Step 3: ???? Step 4: Sue Dr. Oz after burning your feet   (nj.com) divider line 8
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2013-03-19 12:09:57 PM
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GOOD JERB UNCLE BERRY.
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2013-03-19 12:37:38 PM
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willfullyobscure: ChipNASA: GOOD JERB UNCLE BERRY.
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I know you done farked up there, Cochise, wrong thread and all, but i have to say, that is one of those rare, rare conservative cartoons that is objectively funny. Nice find.



No it was a rice, and Uncle Bens, and overtly racist, on purpose, "THANKS OBAMA" troll and all that.
/I *hate* when I have to explain jokes to you *dullards*
2013-03-19 12:35:55 PM
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FormlessOne: willfullyobscure: Dr. Oz seriously need a big hot cup of STFU. He's nothing but a snake oil peddler at this point; pure quack. Its nothing but rain forest super supplements and Ancient Chinese Secrets and miracle pills. This dude even pimps reflexology and reiki and other kinds of woo.

he took a look at his paycheck and a look at his medical ethics, then got a gun and shot his ethics in the face.

I didn't see it quite like that. I think that, while he was busy becoming a "celebrity", his paycheck started hanging out with his ethics. A word here, a bit of generosity there, and his ethics was seduced. Once the hook was set, his paycheck got his ethics tipsy at a bar, slipped him a roofie, and proceeded to cornhole him, over & over again, all the while explaining that his paycheck was in charge and that his ethics was now his paycheck's biatch even as he pummeled him. With a deep sense of shame, knowing that there was no way to expurgate this stain, his ethics shot himself in the face - and Oz didn't even notice, what with his paycheck running the show and all.


He's gonna be sad when he opens up that rented room in his subconscious and finds out the corpse has reached that stage where it's half goo and when you lift it up the skin stays attached to the carpet and the kidneys dangle out and the head falls off. Can't get those kinds of stains out, y'see.
2013-03-19 12:28:34 PM
1 votes:

willfullyobscure: Dr. Oz seriously need a big hot cup of STFU. He's nothing but a snake oil peddler at this point; pure quack. Its nothing but rain forest super supplements and Ancient Chinese Secrets and miracle pills. This dude even pimps reflexology and reiki and other kinds of woo.

he took a look at his paycheck and a look at his medical ethics, then got a gun and shot his ethics in the face.


I didn't see it quite like that. I think that, while he was busy becoming a "celebrity", his paycheck started hanging out with his ethics. A word here, a bit of generosity there, and his ethics was seduced. Once the hook was set, his paycheck got his ethics tipsy at a bar, slipped him a roofie, and proceeded to cornhole him, over & over again, all the while explaining that his paycheck was in charge and that his ethics was now his paycheck's biatch even as he pummeled him. With a deep sense of shame, knowing that there was no way to expurgate this stain, his ethics shot himself in the face - and Oz didn't even notice, what with his paycheck running the show and all.
2013-03-19 12:19:50 PM
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ChipNASA: GOOD JERB UNCLE BERRY.
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Hey y'all, remember when they used to call badmouthing his predecessor "Bush Derangement Syndrome"?

Well, at least we knew when Bush was the topic under discussion, not responding like a Pavlovian Pomeranian.

"Rice?  Rice?  Must mean Susan Rice which means Obammy which means ARFARFARFARFARF!""
2013-03-19 12:09:01 PM
1 votes:
blatz514:

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Dr. Mehmet Oz is being sued by a Burlington County who claims an insomnia cure promoted on "The Dr. Oz Show" left third-degree burns on his feet.

Well, which county was it!?



Dr. Oz is being sued by Burlington Coat Factory...
2013-03-19 12:08:51 PM
1 votes:
Send him to this doctor next:
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2013-03-19 12:06:30 PM
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blatz514: [media.nj.com image 378x406]
Dr. Mehmet Oz is being sued by a Burlington County who claims an insomnia cure promoted on "The Dr. Oz Show" left third-degree burns on his feet.

Well, which county was it!?


No, that's his name.  He's a descendant of Brisco County, Jr.
 
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