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(Sun Sentinel)   The psychic you're seeing might be a fraud if she says she can't remember in what cemetery she buried the $400,000 worth of gold coins you gave her and only Michael the Archangel would know   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 39
    More: Florida, Michael the Archangel, gold coins, secaucus, United States Attorney, Fred Schwartz  
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2013-03-19 12:55:52 PM
Just so you know: all psychics are frauds.
 
2013-03-19 12:56:14 PM
Michael Row The Boat Ashore, Halleluiah!

/get that earworm outta your head now.
 
2013-03-19 12:57:04 PM
That's why you always put a viridium patch on your sacks of gold coins.
 
2013-03-19 12:57:50 PM
Just look for the grave marked "Unknown".
 
2013-03-19 12:58:11 PM
If she didn't skip town after ripping him off, she's pretty stupid.
 
2013-03-19 12:58:34 PM
On the one hand, I cheer every time I hear that another psychic is facing charges of fraud. On the other hand, I weep for humanity every time I hear that another psychic is facing charges of fraud.
 
2013-03-19 12:58:35 PM

mikebdoss: Just so you know: all psychics are frauds.


Yeah...is there some kind of 1st Amendment protection that prohibits states from just simply outlawing the "profession"?
 
2013-03-19 12:58:36 PM
How much is FARK getting paid by Sun Sentinel?
 
2013-03-19 01:00:44 PM

pudding7: Just look for the grave marked "Unknown".

  Arch Stanton

sadhillnews.com

/it's a trick.
 
2013-03-19 01:01:22 PM
www.alexcord.com

What Michael the Archangel may look like.

Though he has no need for gold coins, since he has an Airwolf in his stable.
 
2013-03-19 01:01:34 PM

HotWingConspiracy: mikebdoss: Just so you know: all psychics are frauds.

Yeah...is there some kind of 1st Amendment protection that prohibits states from just simply outlawing the "profession"?


Most Psychics have a big sign that says for entertainment only.  It's just a lot of people going to psychics ignore the signs.  A case like this is clear fraud and they can be indited for it.
 
2013-03-19 01:02:39 PM

JWideman: On the one hand, I cheer every time I hear that another psychic is facing charges of fraud. On the other hand, I weep for humanity every time I hear that another psychic is facing charges of fraud.


A local psychic place has a sign on front: "If we're not here, call [phone#]."

I've long been tempted to graffiti up that sign with the words: "If you aren't psychic enough to already know that I was coming and when I'd be here, what good are ya?"
 
2013-03-19 01:05:22 PM
manilovefilms.com

Good thing he's a talker.
 
2013-03-19 01:10:30 PM
For the 4,234th time: damn sometimes I wish I didn't have scruples. Oh the rubes I could dupe!

And I'd be smart enough to disappear along with the gold coins.
 
2013-03-19 01:15:23 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-19 01:19:45 PM
media.tumblr.com

What do I care about some coins?
 
2013-03-19 01:26:43 PM
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...they were soon parted, never to meet again...
 
2013-03-19 01:33:03 PM
www.global-air.com

The con artists told the couple that gold coins were buried under their store. After digging, a box is found. Inside is a letter saying that $70,000 in gold coins are buried a few feet below. That's when things started to get weird. (new window)
 
2013-03-19 01:37:20 PM
The ol' Fray trick... never fails
 
2013-03-19 01:38:24 PM
Bury my money in a cemetery?
Sounds legit.
 
2013-03-19 01:39:22 PM
www.nndb.com

Approves

/only she would tell parents that their missing son is dead even though he was alive.
 
2013-03-19 01:45:57 PM
Next time bury the 400,000 yourself.  Then ask a psychic if she knows where you put the 100,000 in gold
 
2013-03-19 01:52:29 PM

gund goat: HotWingConspiracy: mikebdoss: Just so you know: all psychics are frauds.

Yeah...is there some kind of 1st Amendment protection that prohibits states from just simply outlawing the "profession"?

Most Psychics have a big sign that says for entertainment only.  It's just a lot of people going to psychics ignore the signs.  A case like this is clear fraud and they can be indited for it.


That's cute. They should put the same sign up in front of churches, temples, mosques, etc.
 
2013-03-19 02:22:20 PM
Seriously, if you are stupid enough to give these hacks your cash, fark you, you deserve to lose it.
 
2013-03-19 03:07:51 PM

pudding7: Just look for the grave marked "Unknown".

  Next to "Arch Stanton".

FTFY
 
2013-03-19 03:34:06 PM
I've never had to call a psychic - they always call ME.

Collect, of course.
 
2013-03-19 03:46:33 PM
depletedcranium.com
 
2013-03-19 03:47:27 PM
WWMCD?

(What Would Miss Cleo Do?)
 
2013-03-19 03:50:15 PM

Fissile: pudding7: Just look for the grave marked "Unknown".  Next to "Arch Stanton".

FTFY


I think I covered that about 2 hours ago.
 
2013-03-19 03:51:33 PM

mikebdoss: Just so you know: all psychics are frauds.


I knew you were going to say that....
 
2013-03-19 04:02:38 PM

Arthur Jumbles: mikebdoss: Just so you know: all psychics are frauds.

I knew you were going to say that....


I believe one of us now owes the other a number of gold coins.
 
2013-03-19 04:07:54 PM

mama2tnt: I've never had to call a psychic - they always call ME.

Collect, of course.


Hmmm, I wonder if there could be a good scam hidden here? 1) You get access to phone logs so you know who usually calls psychic hotlines and at what times they usually do so. Then you call them saying you'd seen them dialing one of their competitors and figured this might be a good way to show that you're better at the job...?

2 ???

3 Profit.
 
2013-03-19 04:18:12 PM

ChipNASA: Fissile: pudding7: Just look for the grave marked "Unknown".  Next to "Arch Stanton".

FTFY

I think I covered that about 2 hours ago.


It's like you are psychic or something....
 
2013-03-19 04:27:32 PM

AngryPanda: [www.nndb.com image 220x222]

Approves

/only she would tell parents that their missing son is dead even though he was alive.


People are still giving her money, tho.
 
2013-03-19 04:30:27 PM

mikebdoss: Just so you know: all psychics are frauds.


Now, hang on.  Before you go painting all psychics/mediums/clairvoyants, etc., with the same brush, they are not "ALL" charlatans...

...some of them are just delusional.
 
2013-03-19 04:49:30 PM

COMALite J: JWideman: On the one hand, I cheer every time I hear that another psychic is facing charges of fraud. On the other hand, I weep for humanity every time I hear that another psychic is facing charges of fraud.

A local psychic place has a sign on front: "If we're not here, call [phone#]."

I've long been tempted to graffiti up that sign with the words: "If you aren't psychic enough to already know that I was coming and when I'd be here, what good are ya?"


One here says the same thing.

Unless were in the same place.
 
2013-03-19 06:52:24 PM
Pfft, obviously a fraud.  Saint Anthony would be the better saint to call upon.
 
2013-03-19 07:30:51 PM
She digs.
 
2013-03-20 11:51:22 AM

planes: [www.global-air.com image 150x195]

The con artists told the couple that gold coins were buried under their store. After digging, a box is found. Inside is a letter saying that $70,000 in gold coins are buried a few feet below. That's when things started to get weird. (new window)


Oh man, classic signs of a con. First you get a taste, (the note in the box), then you have to contribute some more, and then you get the brushoff. Extra points for the 9-day head start and not actually using any convincer cash of their own on the part of the hustlers (besides the "$25K in gold coins" - I'm sure those were authentic).
 
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