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(Sun Sentinel)   Chuck E. Cheese, where a kid can be a kid. And an adult can get shot in the leg as he tries to walk out on a $286 bill   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 37
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2013-03-19 11:47:15 AM
Where a kid can be a kid - I think that was Showbiz Pizza.
 
2013-03-19 12:03:08 PM
Submitter, did you even read the article?
 
2013-03-19 12:07:13 PM

whyRpeoplesostupid: Submitter, did you even read the article?


How else were they supposed to get a greenlight?
 
2013-03-19 12:45:03 PM

tallguywithglasseson: Where a kid can be a kid - I think that was Showbiz Pizza.


Same company. Showbiz bought up the assets of Chuck E. Cheese, which had gone bankrupt, back in the mid-80s then changed the format of pretty much all their stores over to Chuck E. Cheese in the early-90s. They still use that slogan.
 
2013-03-19 12:48:44 PM
How do you ring up a $286 bill at Chuck E Cheese??  And there's no kids mentioned...  3 adults, and pickup trucks, which don't carry a lot of kids unless you throw 'em in the bed.
 
2013-03-19 12:50:00 PM
Fark the Sun Sentinel. And especially fark the Sun Sentinel mobile site.

Alright, yeah I feel better now. Kthnx.
 
2013-03-19 12:51:24 PM
The next submitter to submit a Sun Sentinel article will be shot in the leg.
 
2013-03-19 12:52:22 PM
Shiat like this doesn't happen at Boomer's.... just sayin.
 
HBK
2013-03-19 12:53:25 PM

Oznog: How do you ring up a $286 bill at Chuck E Cheese??  And there's no kids mentioned...  3 adults, and pickup trucks, which don't carry a lot of kids unless you throw 'em in the bed.


I remember Chuck E. Cheese selling pitchers of beer.
 
2013-03-19 12:58:10 PM
Also, Sun Sentinel is paywalling me.  Is this just for Florida IP's?  This paper gets linked a lot...
 
2013-03-19 12:58:35 PM

HBK: Oznog: How do you ring up a $286 bill at Chuck E Cheese??  And there's no kids mentioned...  3 adults, and pickup trucks, which don't carry a lot of kids unless you throw 'em in the bed.

I remember Chuck E. Cheese selling pitchers of beer.


That's still a lot of beer for 3 people. Wish we could see their tab.
 
2013-03-19 01:01:48 PM

Oznog: How do you ring up a $286 bill at Chuck E Cheese??  And there's no kids mentioned...  3 adults, and pickup trucks, which don't carry a lot of kids unless you throw 'em in the bed.


My first thought as well.
 
2013-03-19 01:02:45 PM

Oznog: How do you ring up a $286 bill at Chuck E Cheese??  And there's no kids mentioned...  3 adults, and pickup trucks, which don't carry a lot of kids unless you throw 'em in the bed.


Exactly my thought.  At the CeCs around here, you order at the counter and pay immediately.  There isn't really a wait staff or bartender that would enable one to run up a bill.
 
2013-03-19 01:05:00 PM
the link keeps asking me for money. stop linking the sun sentinel
 
2013-03-19 01:08:32 PM
The last time I was at Chuck E. cheese's (yes, we go there for the boys' birthdays) our hostess was a teenage Denise Richards. And my biatch of a wife made her cry over not getting the right pizza, or something. I wanted to take her in the back and comfort her. With my wang.
 
2013-03-19 01:10:45 PM

whyRpeoplesostupid: Submitter, did you even read the article?

 
2013-03-19 01:16:09 PM

karmaceutical: Also, Sun Sentinel is paywalling me.  Is this just for Florida IP's?  This paper gets linked a lot...


Did it to me last week I believe, but went away after I cleared my browsing history and cookies.
 
2013-03-19 01:24:03 PM
Just pay with 143 two-dollar bills. Problem solved.
 
2013-03-19 01:36:42 PM
They each face numerous drug-related charges in addition to one count each of defrauding an innkeeper

A flagon of your best mead good inkeeper!
 
2013-03-19 01:41:04 PM
FTFA: including a dreadlocked man who pulled a black handgun,

That's racist! The color of the gun shouldn't make a difference.
 
2013-03-19 01:43:15 PM

fustanella: Just pay with 143 two-dollar bills. Problem solved.


Related
 
2013-03-19 01:46:04 PM
One of the worst pieces of "writing" I've had to endure...so did the article actually say WHO was shot?  I read it a few times and couldn't tell...
 
2013-03-19 01:52:34 PM
No mention of a tip.
 
2013-03-19 01:55:47 PM

Supes: HBK: Oznog: How do you ring up a $286 bill at Chuck E Cheese??  And there's no kids mentioned...  3 adults, and pickup trucks, which don't carry a lot of kids unless you throw 'em in the bed.

I remember Chuck E. Cheese selling pitchers of beer.

That's still a lot of beer for 3 people. Wish we could see their tab.


Probably doing the college bar "trick" where they cut a pitcher with club soda after the first couple rounds.
 
2013-03-19 02:11:05 PM

karmaceutical: Also, Sun Sentinel is paywalling me.  Is this just for Florida IP's?  This paper gets linked a lot...



Friendly Farker sent me this last week. It works fine. I am literally too lazy to bother copying and pasting Sun Sentinel urls though.

http://anonymouse.org/anonwww.html

/DNRTFA
 
2013-03-19 02:14:35 PM
This is a nightly event at any given Dave 'n Busters, especially Orlando.
 
2013-03-19 02:26:06 PM
Michelle Chism, a spokeswoman for Chuck E. Cheese in Dallas, Texas, said the restaurant chain was aware of the incident and that it takes "great measures" to ensure the security of patrons.

/really, and what would those "great measures" be? Exactly. Guards? No, you can't do that, that would be paying someone to provide security. More management or employees trained to deal with hostile situations? No? So your "great measures" are PR damage control from a talking head. Got it.
 
2013-03-19 02:32:34 PM

Oznog: How do you ring up a $286 bill at Chuck E Cheese??  And there's no kids mentioned...  3 adults, and pickup trucks, which don't carry a lot of kids unless you throw 'em in the bed.


In Boynton you can put 20 kids in a pickup.  More, if you don't like em too much.
 
2013-03-19 03:02:00 PM
Another one? Geez Milwaukee, can we get it together, please?? * sees Florida tag*... Oh. Florida. Well that makes more sense.
 
2013-03-19 03:07:04 PM

ruetheday69: FTFA: including a dreadlocked man who pulled a black handgun,

That's racist! The color of the gun shouldn't make a difference.


As long as it doesn't have a barrel shroud.
 
2013-03-19 03:11:13 PM

Sybarite: tallguywithglasseson: Where a kid can be a kid - I think that was Showbiz Pizza.

Same company. Showbiz bought up the assets of Chuck E. Cheese, which had gone bankrupt, back in the mid-80s then changed the format of pretty much all their stores over to Chuck E. Cheese in the early-90s. They still use that slogan.


Required viewing:
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_Rock-afire_Explosion/70218315
 
2013-03-19 04:34:19 PM

whyRpeoplesostupid: Submitter, did you even read the article?

 
2013-03-19 05:30:34 PM

Oznog: How do you ring up a $286 bill at Chuck E Cheese??  And there's no kids mentioned...  3 adults, and pickup trucks, which don't carry a lot of kids unless you throw 'em in the bed.


The CEC near my work charges $50.00 for one large shiat pizza, four drinks and a bunch of game tokens. Party of 10 kids, plus adults, this bill would be easy.
 
2013-03-19 06:40:03 PM
A leg shot is good.
Hurts, but is neither fatal nor forever

/like spanking
//but with hardware
 
2013-03-19 08:08:04 PM

dr.zaeus: Sybarite: tallguywithglasseson: Where a kid can be a kid - I think that was Showbiz Pizza.

Same company. Showbiz bought up the assets of Chuck E. Cheese, which had gone bankrupt, back in the mid-80s then changed the format of pretty much all their stores over to Chuck E. Cheese in the early-90s. They still use that slogan.

Required viewing:
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_Rock-afire_Explosion/70218315


This.

A must-watch on Netflix.
 
2013-03-19 09:47:51 PM
Hated hosting my daughter's b-day parties there.   Pizza sauce was so sweet it was torture to stomach 2 or 3 skinny slices.  BTW they cut like 16 slices out of a 12" pizza.   The only thing to comfort me was the shiatty beer.  I know my login is BL and I've grown up to better beers.
 
2013-03-20 01:01:32 AM

Oznog: How do you ring up a $286 bill at Chuck E Cheese??  And there's no kids mentioned...  3 adults, and pickup trucks, which don't carry a lot of kids unless you throw 'em in the bed.


The manager forgot to mention that the bill was for the drugs.

But seriously, this is a farked up piece of journalism.
 
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