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(Slate)   "Dear Prudence: my girlfriend kisses and makes out with her cat and it really grosses me out. What should I do?"   (slate.com) divider line 32
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2013-03-19 09:35:04 AM  
4 votes:
Dear girlfriend and cat,
You're a child and not ready to get married yet. Grow up.

sincerely, Voiceofreason01
2013-03-19 10:59:22 AM  
3 votes:
To Prudence: You're completely correct. 'Num num nuu' is the proper sound to make when kissing a cat.

To 'Girlfriend and cat': Though you may find cat kissing gross, I suspect there is at least one (and likely more than one) reason you're hesitating to marry this wench. Dig deeper and you'll find those reasons (which are likely pretty well-grounded and valid). Then ditch her and run for the hills - it's what any sensible man would do these days.

To the Fark community: Kissing cats is fine. In fact, it's awesome. Kissing dogs, however, is gut-wrenchingly disgusting and should be strictly barred by law.
2013-03-19 11:42:39 AM  
2 votes:
You know, as dumb as most of those questions can be, I have to give prudence one thing.  She's pretty good at coming up with reasonable answers to these questions.  And the goal of the whole thing was reached. I spent about 15 minutes reading all the dumb shiat on there and I was entertained.
2013-03-19 11:25:47 AM  
2 votes:
I bet this guy has no problem with her blowing him
yeah, thought not.  get over it.

i have no doubt that she does things that are WAY more annoying than this
2013-03-19 10:50:55 AM  
2 votes:
He should try a little experiment that can tell her where her cat's mouth has been. It involves lipstick.
2013-03-19 10:48:31 AM  
2 votes:
The guy sounds like he may be a bit OCD. I bet he carries around a pocket container of Clorox Wipes. Me thinks the girl should tell him to fark off.
2013-03-19 10:38:26 AM  
2 votes:
ftfa:

She thinks it is just fine to kiss it right on the nose, repeatedly. She basically kisses it, and makes this "om nom nom" noise while doing so.

ok, which farker wrote this?
2013-03-19 10:32:52 AM  
2 votes:
Obvious meme hasn't been posted yet.
belieber.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-19 11:41:17 PM  
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-03-19 01:08:35 PM  
1 votes:

dbrunker: Meet actress, singer, illustrator and model Shoko Nakagawa.
[i49.tinypic.com image 500x375]
It isn't the most flattering picture of her face but did you really notice that did you?  Not only is she smoking hot but if you were her boyfriend she'd watch anime with you, dress up as anime characters for you and play video games with you, because those are her hobbies.  Sound too good to be true?  Well, she does have one hobby you might not want to participate in....
[i48.tinypic.com image 500x440]
Just how into this is she?
[i45.tinypic.com image 310x500]
Notice how only one of those images is a repeat?  And yes, she really does stick her face up a cat butt.


That's a mental illness.  Not funny and not a hobby.  A true mental illness
2013-03-19 12:21:59 PM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-19 11:52:13 AM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com  encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

//Isis needs some sugar
2013-03-19 11:35:54 AM  
1 votes:
1. record video of her and said whore cat
2. post on Internet
3. LULZ!
2013-03-19 11:09:53 AM  
1 votes:
Q.   "Dear Prudence: my girlfriend kisses and makes out with her cat and it really grosses me out.   What should I do?"

A.  "Acknowledge that she is a crazy cat lady and do not stick your dick in her."
2013-03-19 11:00:08 AM  
1 votes:
Dear Prudence, my Farkette girlfriend keeps going to the bedroom with my German Shepherd, Rex, for what she calls "their special time."  Meanwhile, Rex looks happier than he ever has.  Should I be concerned?
2013-03-19 10:58:46 AM  
1 votes:
Lick the cat's ass then see if she's willing to kiss you.  If she is, dump her.  If not, she's a hypocrite.  Either way, ha-ha, you licked a cat's ass.
2013-03-19 10:57:39 AM  
1 votes:
Dear Prudence,

Whenever I fall asleep on my back, my dog hunches over me, uses its paw to press its boner down into my mouth, and then rides my face to ejaculation.  If I wake up, he growls.  If I try to stop him, he bites me.  Do you have any tips on how to change your sleeping position?  No matter how hard I try, I always find myself on my back with a dog's dick halfway down my sore throat.  I need to fix this before our relationship sours!

spentmiles
2013-03-19 10:56:51 AM  
1 votes:

Ernie the Fork: It puts the lipstick on the cat's anus and checks the kitchen countertop for litttle "kisses."


Came in here to say something similar.  Lipstick on the cat's butt is the answer to all cat related questions.
2013-03-19 10:54:53 AM  
1 votes:

SlothB77: I just read further and ...

A: I understand your bafflement and distress. When kissing one's pets on the nose, the sound one makes should not be "om nom nom" but "num, num, nuu."

... is this for real?


majidatmyworkplace.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-19 10:53:20 AM  
1 votes:
Dump her immediately.

/geez
//have to ask?
2013-03-19 10:52:55 AM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-19 10:51:43 AM  
1 votes:
Let's review the situation from a different point of view.
His fiance is affectionate and she expresses her affection orally.

Okay, next problem.
zez
2013-03-19 10:48:38 AM  
1 votes:
Let's try that again

t0.gstatic.com
2013-03-19 10:48:27 AM  
1 votes:
He should walk now. This is an easy divorce to avoid.
2013-03-19 10:45:40 AM  
1 votes:
It puts the lipstick on the cat's anus and checks the kitchen countertop for litttle "kisses."
2013-03-19 10:45:34 AM  
1 votes:
if a girl can kiss her kitty she should be in porn.
2013-03-19 10:44:58 AM  
1 votes:
notfncute.com
2013-03-19 10:42:06 AM  
1 votes:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 250x343]


Just...why? Why would you do that?
2013-03-19 10:40:21 AM  
1 votes:
I just read further and ...

A: I understand your bafflement and distress. When kissing one's pets on the nose, the sound one makes should not be "om nom nom" but "num, num, nuu."

... is this for real?
2013-03-19 10:29:38 AM  
1 votes:
i236.photobucket.com
2013-03-19 10:24:26 AM  
1 votes:
2013-03-19 09:52:21 AM  
1 votes:
Dear girlfriend and cat,

Fark the cat. If she doesn't get the hint, stick it in her pooper.
 
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