If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Slate)   "Dear Prudence: my girlfriend kisses and makes out with her cat and it really grosses me out. What should I do?"   (slate.com) divider line 112
    More: Silly, Prudi, Emily Yoffe, girlfriend  
•       •       •

10037 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Mar 2013 at 10:42 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



112 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-03-19 11:18:21 AM
What's her Fark handle? Does she know about our Caturday posts?
 
2013-03-19 11:18:31 AM
I just love my cat so much... What do you mean you aren't going to propose to me yet?

i0.kym-cdn.com

/not obscure
 
2013-03-19 11:18:43 AM
Dear Prudence,

I work as a screener for a syndicated advice columnist. As an April Fools day joke we inserted a bunch of silly sex questions into her inbox and now she is answering them. Please advise.

Your staff was drunk
 
2013-03-19 11:25:47 AM
I bet this guy has no problem with her blowing him
yeah, thought not.  get over it.

i have no doubt that she does things that are WAY more annoying than this
 
2013-03-19 11:26:45 AM
www.theginblog.com
 
2013-03-19 11:30:14 AM
Eat her pussy(s)
 
2013-03-19 11:31:07 AM
The second letter about the What if's/One that got away reminds me of an ex that I had.  We dated, she broke up with me, we eventually became friends again, and on the day of college graduation, I said my goodbye and gave her a hug.  She just stood there looking at me as if I was suppose to do something else.  WTF.
 
2013-03-19 11:35:54 AM
1. record video of her and said whore cat
2. post on Internet
3. LULZ!
 
2013-03-19 11:38:26 AM
Not impressed.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-19 11:41:58 AM
Threesome.
 
2013-03-19 11:42:39 AM
You know, as dumb as most of those questions can be, I have to give prudence one thing.  She's pretty good at coming up with reasonable answers to these questions.  And the goal of the whole thing was reached. I spent about 15 minutes reading all the dumb shiat on there and I was entertained.
 
2013-03-19 11:46:02 AM
It depends. How old is the cat?
 
2013-03-19 11:52:13 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com  encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

//Isis needs some sugar
 
2013-03-19 11:54:15 AM
i52.tinypic.com

// obligatory
 
2013-03-19 11:57:12 AM

CrashRhinoceros: To Prudence: You're completely correct. 'Num num nuu' is the proper sound to make when kissing a cat.

To 'Girlfriend and cat': Though you may find cat kissing gross, I suspect there is at least one (and likely more than one) reason you're hesitating to marry this wench. Dig deeper and you'll find those reasons (which are likely pretty well-grounded and valid). Then ditch her and run for the hills - it's what any sensible man would do these days.

To the Fark community: Kissing cats is fine. In fact, it's awesome. Kissing dogs, however, is gut-wrenchingly disgusting and should be strictly barred by law.


I have a girlfriend I'd like to marry and she's gaga over her cat.  It's a rescue and has some health problems, FIV among them, and scratches its ears raw.  I think it's gross and tolerate it but don't want it rubbing on me excessively.  I have a dog and even though he has terrible breath, I let him give me a kiss or two when I come home from work.  She thinks this, and dogs in general, is gross.  I guess it's unspoken and we both just deal with it and love each other regardless.  Not a deal breaker.  I've learned a great deal about tolerance in this relationship, and I'm better for it.

PsyLord: The second letter about the What if's/One that got away reminds me of an ex that I had.  We dated, she broke up with me, we eventually became friends again, and on the day of college graduation, I said my goodbye and gave her a hug.  She just stood there looking at me as if I was suppose to do something else.  WTF.


This happened to me during my current relationship (see above), but "B" was a total farking coont and I told her to piss off.  Still wonder sometimes though.
 
2013-03-19 11:57:46 AM

Ghengis_Socrates: Ricin in the cat bowl.  Then love her forever.


Kill yourself first, please.
 
2013-03-19 11:59:23 AM
hereeee kitty kitty kitty

img507.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-19 11:59:55 AM
Cue the "things I put up with" fap image.
 
2013-03-19 12:00:56 PM

mayIFark: Dump Her!
I would.

Anyone who kisses any animal on the mouth is gross.

/it's the foreplay to beastality


Read the article. She doesn't kiss the animal on the mouth. Which I agree, is gross. But on the nose. Which I don't know what your view is on.

/allergic to cats so don't have to worry about this ever
//has a pet rock named Petey though...
///really good at obeying, "SIT!" and "STAY!"
 
2013-03-19 12:02:04 PM
Make it a threesome.

acidpit.com
 
2013-03-19 12:05:41 PM

kroonermanblack: I find that disgusting conceptually. I'd rather not date someone who kisses animals, because they lick themselves to clean.

But in reality, I bet it's not full blown or disgusting as I imagine it and it would probably be more than livable.


  also in reality, that cats' anus probably has less germs than your human mouth. Look it up.

     Anyone that doesn't kiss and hug their kitties are soulless philistines. "Our place in heaven is determined by how we treat cats here on earth." R.A. Heinlein, athiest and name-giver of my cat Pixel.
 
2013-03-19 12:08:58 PM
I'm starting to think there's a troll on Dear Prudence that's just making crap up and by her responding to this she's enabling him/her.
 
2013-03-19 12:10:52 PM
img812.imageshack.us

here what I envisioned
 
2013-03-19 12:20:16 PM
WordsnCollision:
[majidatmyworkplace.files.wordpress.com image 600x381]

That made me smile.
 
2013-03-19 12:21:59 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
mhd
2013-03-19 12:23:57 PM
Post it to reddit?

/if it's more than just kissing -> 4chan
 
2013-03-19 12:33:26 PM
Dear Prudence:

I caught Tom Wopat fisting my cat.

Just wanted you to know.

FarkingReading
 
2013-03-19 12:35:18 PM
 
2013-03-19 12:35:45 PM
This thread disturbs me.

And here I am, stuck in work.
 
2013-03-19 12:37:40 PM

WordsnCollision: SlothB77: I just read further and ...

A: I understand your bafflement and distress. When kissing one's pets on the nose, the sound one makes should not be "om nom nom" but "num, num, nuu."

... is this for real?

[majidatmyworkplace.files.wordpress.com image 600x381]


I thought that only applied to birdies.
 
2013-03-19 12:45:17 PM
Upload pics of the act for judgement on the internet?  Seems legit.
 
2013-03-19 12:46:51 PM
So is Prudence trying to become the San Savage of bestiality now?
 
2013-03-19 12:48:45 PM

CrashRhinoceros: To Prudence: You're completely correct. 'Num num nuu' is the proper sound to make when kissing a cat.

To 'Girlfriend and cat': Though you may find cat kissing gross, I suspect there is at least one (and likely more than one) reason you're hesitating to marry this wench. Dig deeper and you'll find those reasons (which are likely pretty well-grounded and valid). Then ditch her and run for the hills - it's what any sensible man would do these days.

To the Fark community: Kissing cats is fine. In fact, it's awesome. Kissing dogs, however, is gut-wrenchingly disgusting and should be strictly barred by law.


Yeah? well screw you bigot!
// just got done smoochin on Ned my big dumb puppy.
 
2013-03-19 12:51:05 PM
I expected this thread to go all over the map. You farkers don't disappoint.
 
2013-03-19 12:56:39 PM
If you kiss your kitteh, do it on the top of the head or back of the neck. Those are the 2 places it can't easily reach with its paw or tongue. My cat's head and neck fur always smelled nice and clean.
 
2013-03-19 12:57:05 PM
Meet actress, singer, illustrator and model Shoko Nakagawa.
i49.tinypic.com
It isn't the most flattering picture of her face but did you really notice that did you?  Not only is she smoking hot but if you were her boyfriend she'd watch anime with you, dress up as anime characters for you and play video games with you, because those are her hobbies.  Sound too good to be true?  Well, she does have one hobby you might not want to participate in....
i48.tinypic.com
Just how into this is she?
i45.tinypic.com
Notice how only one of those images is a repeat?  And yes, she really does stick her face up a cat butt.
 
Ral
2013-03-19 01:06:31 PM

MOGGEE: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 261x193]  [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 208x156]

//Isis needs some sugar


Wooowwwww I'm such a huge dork for recognizing where that's from.

/Robert Lansing ftw
 
2013-03-19 01:08:35 PM

dbrunker: Meet actress, singer, illustrator and model Shoko Nakagawa.
[i49.tinypic.com image 500x375]
It isn't the most flattering picture of her face but did you really notice that did you?  Not only is she smoking hot but if you were her boyfriend she'd watch anime with you, dress up as anime characters for you and play video games with you, because those are her hobbies.  Sound too good to be true?  Well, she does have one hobby you might not want to participate in....
[i48.tinypic.com image 500x440]
Just how into this is she?
[i45.tinypic.com image 310x500]
Notice how only one of those images is a repeat?  And yes, she really does stick her face up a cat butt.


That's a mental illness.  Not funny and not a hobby.  A true mental illness
 
2013-03-19 01:25:56 PM
So she bad some ribs removed or is this an actual animal she's making out with?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-03-19 01:27:18 PM

dbrunker: Meet actress, singer, illustrator and model Shoko Nakagawa.
[i49.tinypic.com image 500x375]
It isn't the most flattering picture of her face but did you really notice that did you?  Not only is she smoking hot but if you were her boyfriend she'd watch anime with you, dress up as anime characters for you and play video games with you, because those are her hobbies.  Sound too good to be true?  Well, she does have one hobby you might not want to participate in....
[i48.tinypic.com image 500x440]
Just how into this is she?
[i45.tinypic.com image 310x500]
Notice how only one of those images is a repeat?  And yes, she really does stick her face up a cat butt.


Aw, she does all that, plus love on her cats like freak.  And she's only 14 years old! (or she just looks 14).  What a catch.
 
2013-03-19 01:31:56 PM

dbrunker: Meet actress, singer, illustrator and model Shoko Nakagawa.
[i49.tinypic.com image 500x375]
It isn't the most flattering picture of her face but did you really notice that did you?  Not only is she smoking hot but if you were her boyfriend she'd watch anime with you, dress up as anime characters for you and play video games with you, because those are her hobbies.  Sound too good to be true?  Well, she does have one hobby you might not want to participate in....
[i48.tinypic.com image 500x440]
Just how into this is she?
[i45.tinypic.com image 310x500]
Notice how only one of those images is a repeat?  And yes, she really does stick her face up a cat butt.


I've seen that before.

media.247sports.com
 
2013-03-19 01:32:32 PM
What will it take to fire the admin who keeps greenlighting Prudence threads?
 
2013-03-19 01:40:43 PM

chrylis: What will it take to fire the admin who keeps greenlighting Prudence threads?


I like these threads.  Look at how many disgusting jokes came out of it.  Sometimes you gotta see the silver lining.
 
2013-03-19 01:53:21 PM

Ernie the Fork: It puts the lipstick on the cat's anus and checks the kitchen countertop for litttle "kisses."


When is it time for the oil to hit things?
 
2013-03-19 02:08:51 PM

Elegy: It could be worse (NSFW)


I guess they call that cat 'Uncle Andy'
 
2013-03-19 02:10:57 PM
nobodygoeshere.com

stuffpoint.com
 
2013-03-19 02:12:45 PM
media.nowpublic.net

so many memes work for this thread.
 
2013-03-19 02:19:42 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-19 02:23:13 PM
Dear Prudence: Young White Supremacist

Am I the only one who saw this video thumbnail and thought that it linked to a music video?
 
2013-03-19 05:27:08 PM
Subby: "Dear Prudence: my girlfriend kisses and makes out with her cat and it really grosses me out."

Article: "She thinks it is just fine to kiss it right on the nose, repeatedly. She basically kisses it, and makes this "om nom nom" noise while doing so."


More of an extrapolation than a copy-paste.
 
Displayed 50 of 112 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report