CrashRhinoceros: To Prudence: You're completely correct. 'Num num nuu' is the proper sound to make when kissing a cat.To 'Girlfriend and cat': Though you may find cat kissing gross, I suspect there is at least one (and likely more than one) reason you're hesitating to marry this wench. Dig deeper and you'll find those reasons (which are likely pretty well-grounded and valid). Then ditch her and run for the hills - it's what any sensible man would do these days.To the Fark community: Kissing cats is fine. In fact, it's awesome. Kissing dogs, however, is gut-wrenchingly disgusting and should be strictly barred by law.
PsyLord: The second letter about the What if's/One that got away reminds me of an ex that I had. We dated, she broke up with me, we eventually became friends again, and on the day of college graduation, I said my goodbye and gave her a hug. She just stood there looking at me as if I was suppose to do something else. WTF.
Ghengis_Socrates: Ricin in the cat bowl. Then love her forever.
mayIFark: Dump Her!I would.Anyone who kisses any animal on the mouth is gross./it's the foreplay to beastality
kroonermanblack: I find that disgusting conceptually. I'd rather not date someone who kisses animals, because they lick themselves to clean.But in reality, I bet it's not full blown or disgusting as I imagine it and it would probably be more than livable.
WordsnCollision: SlothB77: I just read further and ...A: I understand your bafflement and distress. When kissing one's pets on the nose, the sound one makes should not be "om nom nom" but "num, num, nuu."... is this for real?[majidatmyworkplace.files.wordpress.com image 600x381]
MOGGEE: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 261x193] [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 208x156]//Isis needs some sugar
dbrunker: Meet actress, singer, illustrator and model Shoko Nakagawa.[i49.tinypic.com image 500x375]It isn't the most flattering picture of her face but did you really notice that did you? Not only is she smoking hot but if you were her boyfriend she'd watch anime with you, dress up as anime characters for you and play video games with you, because those are her hobbies. Sound too good to be true? Well, she does have one hobby you might not want to participate in....[i48.tinypic.com image 500x440]Just how into this is she?[i45.tinypic.com image 310x500]Notice how only one of those images is a repeat? And yes, she really does stick her face up a cat butt.
chrylis: What will it take to fire the admin who keeps greenlighting Prudence threads?
Ernie the Fork: It puts the lipstick on the cat's anus and checks the kitchen countertop for litttle "kisses."
Elegy: It could be worse (NSFW)
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