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(Huffington Post)   Taiwanese woman divorces husband due to small penis; husband says he did not see it coming   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 51
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2013-03-19 09:24:04 AM  
Maybe he just wants to be held.
 
2013-03-19 09:36:34 AM  
No, she said he was *being* a little prick.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-19 09:44:55 AM  
He's also impotent. Maybe he would be bigger if he could get hard.
 
2013-03-19 09:58:19 AM  
Perhaps I could interest him in the lineup here at my Hummer dealership?
 
2013-03-19 10:02:05 AM  
And neither could she.
 
2013-03-19 10:03:11 AM  

Cybernetic: And neither could she.


neither could sh- ah, damnit.
 
2013-03-19 10:05:12 AM  
The first time my girlfriend and I got naked she didn't like my penis either. But it grew on her.
 
2013-03-19 10:05:18 AM  

ZAZ: He's also impotent. Maybe he would be bigger if he could get hard.


Anyone check on whether he's a fundamentalist christian...or senator from Idaho?
 
2013-03-19 10:11:24 AM  
I bet he has an amazing firearm collection.
 
2013-03-19 10:12:50 AM  
Does that mean it's acceptable to divorce a woman because she has small boobs? Or is fat?
How about fat with small boobs? (otherwise what's the point of doing a fat chick?)


also, there are many marital responsiblities I can't don't fulfill....
 
2013-03-19 10:15:10 AM  
5 centimeters? What's that convert to in 'merican, 9 inches?
 
2013-03-19 10:18:30 AM  
Maybe she shouldn't have such a huge ****y... huge ****y... huge ****y

unrealitymag.com

*reads article

5 cm?!?!  Ok, divorce granted.
 
2013-03-19 10:21:28 AM  
mediablitz: 5 centimeters? What's that convert to in 'merican, 9 inches?

5 cm is like 2 inches.
 
2013-03-19 10:22:17 AM  
5cm?
Was he screaming "I was in the pool"?
 
2013-03-19 10:32:17 AM  
Got my laughs for the day, people will divorce for the most trivial of reasons.
 
2013-03-19 10:38:30 AM  
That's why premarital sex is so important, people!
 
2013-03-19 10:39:17 AM  
Just under two inches. That's small even by Asian standards. Poor guy.

kdawg7736: Got my laughs for the day, people will divorce for the most trivial of reasons.


I see what you did there....
 
2013-03-19 10:40:01 AM  

Oldiron_79: mediablitz: 5 centimeters? What's that convert to in 'merican, 9 inches?

5 cm is like 2 inches.


Just under actually 1.9685 inches
 
2013-03-19 10:41:29 AM  
Her's was bigger.
 
2013-03-19 10:44:09 AM  
I blame his mother for letting this happen.
She should have examined him while he was still a young boy.
 
2013-03-19 10:44:26 AM  
According to the Apple Daily (via The Daily Chilli), a 52-year-old Taiwanese woman was recently granted a divorce from her 55-year-old husband of four years because his penis -- which reportedly measured in at 5 centimeters -- was too small.

So, that story was aggregated twice and got smaller each time.
 
2013-03-19 10:53:32 AM  
Here are her lawyers:
static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-03-19 11:02:44 AM  

monoski: Oldiron_79: mediablitz: 5 centimeters? What's that convert to in 'merican, 9 inches?

5 cm is like 2 inches.

Just under actually 1.9685 inches


Oh, so like 2 inches?
 
2013-03-19 11:04:43 AM  
Men with small penises are usually great kissers... if you know what I mean.
 
2013-03-19 11:11:03 AM  
You married a Chinese dude.  What were you expecting, Ms. Size Queen?
 
2013-03-19 11:11:21 AM  
52 years old? She was lucky to find one her age that was still alive and would even try to have sex.
 
2013-03-19 11:18:55 AM  
This is why I only date asian women.

She's all like "Oh! it so big! It rike Godzirra!"
And I say "Yeah baby, that's four whole inches right there."
 
2013-03-19 11:22:07 AM  
We all know that she's just trying to cover up the real problem:

images2.makefive.com

/It's not necessary
 
2013-03-19 11:27:28 AM  
On the other hand, you could have been the other couple mentioned in a different article about a penis extension breaking off (NSFW image in article)
http://metro.co.uk/2008/07/30/man-faces-divorce-after-penis-extensio n- breaks-during-sex-326509/
 
2013-03-19 11:33:12 AM  
I wonder what his Fark handle is, and how soon he'll be in here posting that official government figures prove that blacks commit all crimes, and that gun control advocates are "pussies"?
 
2013-03-19 11:35:41 AM  
I'll bet he has kick ass pickup with an 18 inch lift kit, and 42 inch tires on it, with loud exhaust. And a Harley with the baffles knocked out of the mufflers.
 
2013-03-19 11:45:09 AM  
Before or after shrinkage?
 
2013-03-19 11:55:38 AM  

kdawg7736: Got my laughs for the day, people will divorce for the most trivial of reasons.


de minimis non curat lex
 
2013-03-19 11:56:55 AM  

skrame: monoski: Oldiron_79: mediablitz: 5 centimeters? What's that convert to in 'merican, 9 inches?

5 cm is like 2 inches.

Just under actually 1.9685 inches

Oh, so like 2 inches?


Actually it's more like 1 31/32"
 
2013-03-19 12:01:42 PM  
us.123rf.com
She didn't help much.
 
2013-03-19 12:16:37 PM  
If a cop frisks you and asks "Sex change?" then you just might have a small penis.
 
2013-03-19 12:18:28 PM  

kdawg7736: Got my laughs for the day, people will divorce for the most trivial of reasons.


5 cm is pretty trivial
 
2013-03-19 12:19:36 PM  

offmymeds: skrame: monoski: Oldiron_79: mediablitz: 5 centimeters? What's that convert to in 'merican, 9 inches?

5 cm is like 2 inches.

Just under actually 1.9685 inches

Oh, so like 2 inches?

Actually it's more like 1 31/32"


So... about 7 inches when he's talking about it...
 
2013-03-19 12:21:36 PM  

Oldiron_79: mediablitz: 5 centimeters? What's that convert to in 'merican, 9 inches?

5 cm is like 2 inches.


Whoosh...
 
2013-03-19 12:24:17 PM  

MythDragon: This is why I only date asian women.

She's all like "Oh! it so big! It rike Godzirra!"
And I say "Yeah baby, that's four whole inches right there."


Great, ruin them for normal men.
 
2013-03-19 12:24:31 PM  

mediablitz: offmymeds: skrame: monoski: Oldiron_79: mediablitz: 5 centimeters? What's that convert to in 'merican, 9 inches?

5 cm is like 2 inches.

Just under actually 1.9685 inches

Oh, so like 2 inches?

Actually it's more like 1 31/32"

So... about 7 inches when he's talking about it...


Which leads me to wonder...What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-03-19 12:35:07 PM  
This is why you have to test drive the stick shift before you buy the car.
 
2013-03-19 12:38:32 PM  
I hope my wife deosn't see this article.
 
2013-03-19 12:41:21 PM  

Pick: I'll bet he has kick ass pickup with an 18 inch lift kit, and 42 inch tires on it, with loud exhaust. And a Harley with the baffles knocked out of the mufflers.


Ya know, I've wondered about this idea... that men with huge trucks, etc, are making up for having a small penis.  I would be very interested to see some kind of actual, scientific research on this topic, since the idea gets thrown around so much....
 
2013-03-19 12:52:31 PM  

Lidocaine: Pick: I'll bet he has kick ass pickup with an 18 inch lift kit, and 42 inch tires on it, with loud exhaust. And a Harley with the baffles knocked out of the mufflers.

Ya know, I've wondered about this idea... that men with huge trucks, etc, are making up for having a small penis.  I would be very interested to see some kind of actual, scientific research on this topic, since the idea gets thrown around so much....


I don't doubt that some people like that are compensating, but probably not so much on the literal size of their penis. I agree though, it would be interesting to see the results on such a study.
 
2013-03-19 12:53:21 PM  

mediablitz: Oldiron_79: mediablitz: 5 centimeters? What's that convert to in 'merican, 9 inches?

5 cm is like 2 inches.

Whoosh...


I doubt it would make that large of a sound
 
2013-03-19 01:25:00 PM  
Between this and Mr. Child Rapist/Murderer with a mug only his mom could love (yesterday's thread), I'm feeling a little bit better about myself.

Hooray for me?
 
2013-03-19 01:42:02 PM  
Oh great. My wife is Taiwanese and I uh, drive a Porshe or something.
 
2013-03-19 01:59:01 PM  

Bruxellensis: That's why premarital sex is so important, people!


Wait, premarital? I thought it was premartial.

No wonder we were always fighting.

/Making up was fun, though.
 
2013-03-19 04:06:24 PM  

monoski: Oldiron_79: mediablitz: 5 centimeters? What's that convert to in 'merican, 9 inches?

5 cm is like 2 inches.

Just under actually 1.9685 inches


Well sounds like you are an expert on exacly how small 5 cm is. So how many mpg does your h2 get?
 
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