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(Yahoo)   Ending their five-month separation, Danny Devito and Rhea Pearlman are back together. "We just realized that NO one else would want either of us. I mean, really. Look at me." said Mr. Devito after the reunion   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 47
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2013-03-19 09:55:08 AM
Danny DeVito is a very powerful, very rich guy in Hollywood.  He could definitely have found someone else.

And besides, he's got his magnum condoms, he's got his wad of hundreds, he's ready to plow!
 
2013-03-19 10:28:48 AM
D'awww. I always had hope for those crazy kids.
 
2013-03-19 10:32:34 AM
"I'm saying you've already done plenty of things to regret, you just don't know what they are. It's when you discover them, when you see the folly in something you've done, and you wish that you had it do over, but you know you can't, because it's too late. So you pick that thing up, and carry it with you to remind you that life goes on, the world will spin without you, you really don't matter in the end. Then you will gain character, because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself across your face."

Awesomeness!
 
2013-03-19 10:37:36 AM
Good for them.
 
2013-03-19 10:37:48 AM
Life imitates Family Guy?
 
2013-03-19 10:44:28 AM
Devito with Mila Perlman??


WOW!   that's the end of his career.
 
2013-03-19 10:45:11 AM
That's cool.

Now Will and Amy need to work it out.
 
mhd
2013-03-19 10:45:45 AM
Didn't I recently read that Rhea was the #1 hot currency on the set of Cheers back in the days? I believe the term "spinner" was mentioned.
 
2013-03-19 10:45:49 AM
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2013-03-19 10:48:23 AM
A man has got to know his limitations
 
2013-03-19 11:24:20 AM
i924.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-19 11:26:28 AM

jake_lex: Danny DeVito is a very powerful, very rich guy in Hollywood.  He could definitely have found someone else.

And besides, he's got his magnum condoms, he's got his wad of hundreds, he's ready to plow!


GRUESOME TWOSOME!!!!
 
2013-03-19 11:32:24 AM
They always made me smile. I'm glad they're working on it.
 
2013-03-19 11:33:24 AM
Girls don't fark the guy, they fark the wallet. Especially out there.
 
2013-03-19 11:38:56 AM
That's nice to hear.

Whoops! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!
 
2013-03-19 11:43:46 AM

Crewmannumber6: Girls don't fark the guy, they fark the wallet. Especially out there.


Sounds like someone believes that all relationships are, at their core, a form of prostitution for one of the parties involved.  I will grant that many are but they don't have to be.  They are more durable if they are not.
 
2013-03-19 12:01:40 PM
Smart move, Danny. Not wanting to kiss Rhea Pearlman can get you killed.
 
2013-03-19 12:01:56 PM

advex101: Crewmannumber6: Girls don't fark the guy, they fark the wallet. Especially out there.

Sounds like someone believes that all relationships are, at their core, a form of prostitution for one of the parties involved.  I will grant that many are but they don't have to be.  They are more durable if they are not.


I'm not saying that's the only motivation for all women, but you can't tell me that Mr. De Vito hasn't outkicked his coverage in the pussy department lots of times.
 
2013-03-19 12:03:49 PM

advex101: Crewmannumber6: Girls don't fark the guy, they fark the wallet. Especially out there.

Sounds like someone believes that all relationships are, at their core, a form of prostitution for one of the parties involved.  I will grant that many are but they don't have to be.  They are more durable if they are not.


my wife knows how i feel...if she married me for the money, then she's a moron...because i don't have money. i'm also not that great looking. so i assume she married me mostly for my personality.
 
2013-03-19 12:11:33 PM

bungle_jr: advex101: Crewmannumber6: Girls don't fark the guy, they fark the wallet. Especially out there.

Sounds like someone believes that all relationships are, at their core, a form of prostitution for one of the parties involved.  I will grant that many are but they don't have to be.  They are more durable if they are not.

my wife knows how i feel...if she married me for the money, then she's a moron...because i don't have money. i'm also not that great looking. so i assume she married me mostly for my personality.


When my wife married me I had a little money I inherited from my parents. 27 1/2 years later that money is long gone, and we're still together and probably more crystalised in our shared relationship than ever. You could write a movie about what we each expected going in to this and the reality we've each reconciled ourselves to. I feel like you can only define love by looking back on what you've come through together, over a long arc.
 
2013-03-19 12:17:44 PM

Crewmannumber6: bungle_jr: advex101: Crewmannumber6: Girls don't fark the guy, they fark the wallet. Especially out there.

Sounds like someone believes that all relationships are, at their core, a form of prostitution for one of the parties involved.  I will grant that many are but they don't have to be.  They are more durable if they are not.

my wife knows how i feel...if she married me for the money, then she's a moron...because i don't have money. i'm also not that great looking. so i assume she married me mostly for my personality.

When my wife married me I had a little money I inherited from my parents. 27 1/2 years later that money is long gone, and we're still together and probably more crystalised in our shared relationship than ever. You could write a movie about what we each expected going in to this and the reality we've each reconciled ourselves to. I feel like you can only define love by looking back on what you've come through together, over a long arc.


that's awesome! we've been together 5 years this may, married for well over 3. we clicked instantly. we truely are soulmates who were meant to be together. it has by far been the easiest relationship i've been in, and now the longest. my first marriage was about 4 years, we were only together a couple of months before getting married. we were both young (i was young-ish, really) & stupid, and she was psycho.
 
2013-03-19 12:21:25 PM

bungle_jr: that's awesome! we've been together 5 years this may, married for well over 3. we clicked instantly. we truely are soulmates who were meant to be together. it has by far been the easiest relationship i've been in, and now the longest. my first marriage was about 4 years, we were only together a couple of months before getting married. we were both young (i was young-ish, really) & stupid, and she was psycho.


Stick it out through the ebbs when one or both of you want to cut & run, and when you come out on the other side it will be that much more satisfying.
 
2013-03-19 12:32:39 PM
 
2013-03-19 12:33:28 PM
On-topic: Good, it was kind of heartwarming to see a celeb couple who had maintained an apparently healthy and long-lasting relationship.

Off-topic:  http://omg.yahoo.com
Yahoo's Celebrity News Site is called OMG!....this is why the terrorists hate us ya know.
 
2013-03-19 12:39:26 PM
Next up: release of their infamous sex tape, the one that includes le grande danse macabre.
 
2013-03-19 12:58:45 PM

bungle_jr: Crewmannumber6: bungle_jr: advex101: Crewmannumber6: Girls don't fark the guy, they fark the wallet. Especially out there.

Sounds like someone believes that all relationships are, at their core, a form of prostitution for one of the parties involved.  I will grant that many are but they don't have to be.  They are more durable if they are not.

my wife knows how i feel...if she married me for the money, then she's a moron...because i don't have money. i'm also not that great looking. so i assume she married me mostly for my personality.

When my wife married me I had a little money I inherited from my parents. 27 1/2 years later that money is long gone, and we're still together and probably more crystalised in our shared relationship than ever. You could write a movie about what we each expected going in to this and the reality we've each reconciled ourselves to. I feel like you can only define love by looking back on what you've come through together, over a long arc.

that's awesome! we've been together 5 years this may, married for well over 3. we clicked instantly. we truely are soulmates who were meant to be together. it has by far been the easiest relationship i've been in, and now the longest. my first marriage was about 4 years, we were only together a couple of months before getting married. we were both young (i was young-ish, really) & stupid, and she was psycho.


Gotta stick in crazy once in your life just to say you did...
 
2013-03-19 01:47:17 PM

Charlie Chingas: bungle_jr: Crewmannumber6: bungle_jr: advex101: Crewmannumber6: Girls don't fark the guy, they fark the wallet. Especially out there.

Sounds like someone believes that all relationships are, at their core, a form of prostitution for one of the parties involved.  I will grant that many are but they don't have to be.  They are more durable if they are not.

my wife knows how i feel...if she married me for the money, then she's a moron...because i don't have money. i'm also not that great looking. so i assume she married me mostly for my personality.

When my wife married me I had a little money I inherited from my parents. 27 1/2 years later that money is long gone, and we're still together and probably more crystalised in our shared relationship than ever. You could write a movie about what we each expected going in to this and the reality we've each reconciled ourselves to. I feel like you can only define love by looking back on what you've come through together, over a long arc.

that's awesome! we've been together 5 years this may, married for well over 3. we clicked instantly. we truely are soulmates who were meant to be together. it has by far been the easiest relationship i've been in, and now the longest. my first marriage was about 4 years, we were only together a couple of months before getting married. we were both young (i was young-ish, really) & stupid, and she was psycho.

Gotta stick in crazy once in your life just to say you did...


yeah, and not the first crazy i "stuck in", but i made the mistake of marrying that one
 
2013-03-19 01:55:28 PM
Unfortunately, Danny accidentally reconciled with RON Perlman.
 
2013-03-19 02:00:55 PM

NashMcNash: Unfortunately, Danny accidentally reconciled with RON Perlman.


Does that mean he has to take over giving him the cortisone injections in his knuckles?
 
2013-03-19 02:03:48 PM
I guess they both wanted to go out and get a Little Strange, wink wink
 
2013-03-19 02:33:08 PM

fatalvenom: [cdn.uproxx.com image 850x482]


Chloe definitely hit some hard times after 24..
 
2013-03-19 03:46:40 PM

burber: It's your turn


That never, ever gets old.
 
2013-03-19 04:07:44 PM
whoo-er
 
2013-03-19 04:38:14 PM
Rhea missed the troll foot?
 
2013-03-19 05:07:12 PM

netringer: Rhea missed the troll foot?


I thought it was the troll toll
 
2013-03-19 05:22:57 PM

Crewmannumber6: hasn't outkicked his coverage in the pussy department lots of times.


That one is going in the back of the brain for later. Awesome.
 
2013-03-19 05:28:31 PM
I thought for sure one of them was sick and trying to protect the other's assets.
 
2013-03-19 05:38:21 PM

netringer: Rhea missed the troll foot?


redheededstepchild: I thought for sure one of them was sick and trying to protect the other's assets.


*sigh*  https://twitter.com/DannyDeVito https://twitter.com/search?q=%23tro llfoot&src=typd
 
2013-03-19 05:51:19 PM

netringer: Rhea missed the troll foot?


cdn.stereogum.com

Yes, it is.
 
2013-03-19 07:41:52 PM
Mr. DeVito,

I have loved your work all my years. You are an amazing actor.

Please keep it in your pants. Please go home to your wife every night and run lines with her. And please, please, please find some work that will allow you to do work like this again:

www.gonemovies.com

Sincerely,

James Caan
 
2013-03-19 08:32:56 PM
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2013-03-19 08:42:46 PM

Wyckyd Sceptre: [i924.photobucket.com image 320x240]


Just watched that episode last night.

\hilarious!
 
2013-03-19 09:53:20 PM
There is no winning! Only degrees of losing!
 
2013-03-19 11:00:23 PM

Fano: Next up: release of their infamous sex tape, the one that includes le grande danse macabre.


mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-03-20 08:17:38 AM
They're always consistently on the guest list of my Ultimate Fantasy Dinner Party so I'm glad that doesn't have to change.
 
2013-03-20 09:28:45 AM

advex101: Crewmannumber6: Girls don't fark the guy, they fark the wallet. Especially out there.

Sounds like someone believes that all relationships are, at their core, a form of prostitution for one of the parties involved.  I will grant that many are but they don't have to be.  They are more durable if they are not.


Rhea loves Danny.  The mistresses love Danny's wallet.  Danny's an idiot to fk over a down chick like Rhea.
 
2013-03-20 09:38:37 AM

ChrisDe: Smart move, Danny. Not wanting to kiss Rhea Pearlman can get you killed.


Damn, so that's the inside story on what happened with that arc.

FTFA: "Heard Jay Thomas with Howard Stern recently and Jay recounted the same story. He was crushed to lose the part due to his big mouth. "

He wasn't a greenie. He'd been in the business a while.  What in god's name was going through his mind to make him think that Rhea Perlman would be an easy target for such a nasty comment in public?
 
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