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(WTAE)   Meanwhile, after a bar fight on St. Patty's day: "An autopsy found a skull fraction on the back of (the victim's) head"   (wtae.com ) divider line
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2013-03-19 09:35:38 AM  
Just 1/2 of one?  1/4, maybe?
 
2013-03-19 09:46:13 AM  
It's Saint Parties Day. FFS, get it write.
 
2013-03-19 09:47:00 AM  
What is the common denominator in these violent altercations?
 
2013-03-19 09:47:31 AM  
Was it a fraction or HIS skull or someone elses?  Kinda badass to kill somebody with a fraction of somebody else's skull.
 
2013-03-19 09:48:07 AM  

BenJammin: What is the common denominator in these violent altercations?


They all went on a tangent?
 
2013-03-19 09:48:16 AM  
I was told there would be no math.
 
2013-03-19 09:49:56 AM  
Looks like he won't be multiplying
 
2013-03-19 09:50:27 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

/sorry, could only find whole numbers.
 
2013-03-19 09:51:59 AM  

unchellmatt: BenJammin: What is the common denominator in these violent altercations?

They all went on a tangent?


These incidents have become to numerous to take into account all of the common factors.
 
2013-03-19 09:52:06 AM  
Nope, this was explained to me in great deal yesterday. It's just language "evolving", it's not using the wrong words, ever, it's language "evolving so that it doesn't stagnate". "Fraction" is the new "fracture"...
 
2013-03-19 09:53:01 AM  

uttertosh: It's Saint Parties Day. FFS, get it write.


And the 16th is St. Practice Day.
 
2013-03-19 09:53:34 AM  

Mikey1969: Nope, this was explained to me in great deal yesterday. It's just language "evolving", it's not using the wrong words, ever, it's language "evolving so that it doesn't stagnate". "Fraction" is the new "fracture"...


Splitters!
 
2013-03-19 09:54:40 AM  
See kids, if you don't learn fractions, they can kill you.
 
2013-03-19 09:57:10 AM  
The report is inconclusive, as the experts are divided.
 
2013-03-19 10:00:35 AM  
Brilliant. So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory. Top notch.
 
2013-03-19 10:01:31 AM  

Farce-Side: unchellmatt: BenJammin: What is the common denominator in these violent altercations?

They all went on a tangent?

These incidents have become to numerous to take into account all of the common factors.


True. It could just be a sine of the times.
 
2013-03-19 10:10:42 AM  

Mikey1969: Nope, this was explained to me in great deal yesterday. It's just language "evolving", it's not using the wrong words, ever, it's language "evolving so that it doesn't stagnate". "Fraction" is the new "fracture"...


Ugh. I hear this crap all the time.

One student of mine argued she shouldn't have lost a spelling point because "it was just a typo."
Another wrote about "The Dominican Republic of Congo."
No one on earth seems to recognize that "woman" is singular and "women" is plural.
"Than" doesn't exist any more - only "then" does.

I'm sorry, but if you make these claims and these errors, it doesn't make you evolutionary. It makes you an idiot.

/That, or it's evidence you've got a skull fraction...
 
2013-03-19 10:12:23 AM  
I was told there would be no math.
 
2013-03-19 10:13:57 AM  

Mikey1969: Nope, this was explained to me in great deal yesterday. It's just language "evolving", it's not using the wrong words, ever, it's language "evolving so that it doesn't stagnate". "Fraction" is the new "fracture"...


I believe the word you were looking for is 'stagnatate'
 
2013-03-19 10:18:23 AM  

Tricky Chicken: Mikey1969: Nope, this was explained to me in great deal yesterday. It's just language "evolving", it's not using the wrong words, ever, it's language "evolving so that it doesn't stagnate". "Fraction" is the new "fracture"...

I believe the word you were looking for is 'stagnatate'


To understand what's going on here you'd have to be some kind of stagnatition.
 
2013-03-19 10:20:50 AM  

Farce-Side: Tricky Chicken: Mikey1969: Nope, this was explained to me in great deal yesterday. It's just language "evolving", it's not using the wrong words, ever, it's language "evolving so that it doesn't stagnate". "Fraction" is the new "fracture"...

I believe the word you were looking for is 'stagnatate'

To understand what's going on here you'd have to be some kind of stagnatition.


It is a conunderization
 
2013-03-19 10:21:44 AM  
If your making intentional errors, does Skitts law apply?
 
2013-03-19 10:26:22 AM  

axeeugene: Mikey1969: Nope, this was explained to me in great deal yesterday. It's just language "evolving", it's not using the wrong words, ever, it's language "evolving so that it doesn't stagnate". "Fraction" is the new "fracture"...

Ugh. I hear this crap all the time.

One student of mine argued she shouldn't have lost a spelling point because "it was just a typo."
Another wrote about "The Dominican Republic of Congo."
No one on earth seems to recognize that "woman" is singular and "women" is plural.
"Than" doesn't exist any more - only "then" does.

I'm sorry, but if you make these claims and these errors, it doesn't make you evolutionary. It makes you an idiot.

/That, or it's evidence you've got a skull fraction...


My original issue was with the trend for every storm to be a 'microburst', every movie remake to be a 'reboot', and every popular video to be 'viral'... Luckily I was shown the erring of my wheys.
 
2013-03-19 10:26:38 AM  

BenJammin: What is the common denominator in these violent altercations?


Skulls.
 
2013-03-19 10:29:48 AM  

Tricky Chicken: If your making intentional intensional errors, does Skitts law apply?



sorry, pet peeve
 
2013-03-19 10:39:38 AM  
This is why we don't hit each other in the face. Because no one likes dealing with fractions. And someone is always gonna reciprocate.
 
2013-03-19 11:05:00 AM  
Silly girl. The answer is 42

bodyartmaster.com
 
2013-03-19 11:15:57 AM  
Thought this was going to be a story about Jackie O.
 
2013-03-19 12:17:08 PM  
Paddy's
 
2013-03-19 12:28:32 PM  
FFS how many more times. it's "Patrick" or if you must "abbreviate" it, "Paddy". "Patty" is a girl's name.
 
2013-03-19 12:36:12 PM  

Tricky Chicken: If your making intentional errors, does Skitts law apply?


For all intensive porpoises, yes.
 
2013-03-19 12:55:23 PM  
Pi + 3 ?
 
2013-03-19 01:00:03 PM  
Hey subbbbbbyyyyyyy, an Irish man would beat the fark outaya for calling the patron saint a female name.

/Saint Paddys day.
 
2013-03-19 03:56:30 PM  
The world would be much safer if concrete and asphalt were softer.
 
2013-03-19 05:16:41 PM  
paddynotpatty.com
 
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