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(Yahoo)   Excuse me....I'm just trying to find the bridge.....has anybody seen the bridge? I ain't seen the bridge.......Where's that confounded bridge?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 41
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2013-03-19 09:27:45 AM  
I know what happened to it, but I ain't gonna tell you nothing I ain't gonna no more, no!
 
2013-03-19 09:48:56 AM  
Dancin Days are here again.

// but you had to flip the album over first.
 
2013-03-19 10:22:03 AM  
It's next to the houses of the holy.
 
2013-03-19 10:22:18 AM  
An 82 foot bridge weighing 44,000 pounds removed, causing unimaginable turmoil to local population.

"Now we have to take our socks off and cross the creek."

Que the Gene Wilder meme.
 
2013-03-19 10:22:42 AM  
...recalculating...
 
2013-03-19 10:22:47 AM  
Farking treekers
 
2013-03-19 10:23:07 AM  
It's still there in another time.
 
2013-03-19 10:23:07 AM  
The bridge was regularly used by villagers who had to cross a creek to get to their orchards.

Not THAT regularly, I guess.
 
2013-03-19 10:25:55 AM  

Arkanaut: ...recalculating...


DAMMIT! Came here to say this.. so I'll just leave this instead.

www.commercialreviewtube.com
 
2013-03-19 10:26:12 AM  
I ain't disclosin' no names
but...
 
2013-03-19 10:26:22 AM  
ugh, that headline was crunge-worthy.
 
2013-03-19 10:27:57 AM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-19 10:28:04 AM  
People should stop building bridges out of copper and aluminum. Concrete has a very low salvage value...
 
2013-03-19 10:28:47 AM  
I've got one you can buy.
 
2013-03-19 10:29:10 AM  
I lo-Led.

/actually didn't
 
2013-03-19 10:29:28 AM  

Arkanaut: ...recalculating...


+1 internets to you sir!
 
2013-03-19 10:29:34 AM  
Open up a newspaper and what do I see? Uh-huh, I see my girl looking at me
 
2013-03-19 10:30:51 AM  
ain't nobody humping around
 
2013-03-19 10:31:02 AM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-19 10:31:19 AM  
Wanted for questioning

cdn-media.hollywood.com
 
2013-03-19 10:32:26 AM  
I used to say that while I was playing pool.
 
2013-03-19 10:37:16 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-19 10:37:23 AM  
Man, Sargent Colon is gonna be pissed. All those nights on guard and then this happens. Probably in broad daylight. Can't trust that bloody daylight.
 
2013-03-19 10:37:25 AM  
Carmen Sandiego wanted for questioning.
 
2013-03-19 10:38:44 AM  
Should I take 'em to the bridge?


lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-19 10:39:44 AM  
I guess the thieves really do have a bridge to sell.
 
2013-03-19 10:42:20 AM  
That's right: A steel structure weighing roughly 44,000 pounds and stretching 82 feet just up and left. No note. No forwarding address. No nothing.

All right. I had to laugh...
 
2013-03-19 10:45:58 AM  

dryknife: Should I take 'em to the bridge?


Fellas, I'm ready to get up and do mah thang!
 
2013-03-19 10:51:01 AM  
+1 for the Led Zeppelin headline subby
 
2013-03-19 10:59:10 AM  
I will lay me down.
 
2013-03-19 11:05:41 AM  

dryknife: Should I take 'em to the bridge?


[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 246x242]


Only if you can hit it and quit.
 
2013-03-19 11:13:36 AM  
that's the second zeppelin song laid onto me by an internet thread this morning, I've already listened to Kashmir thanks to another forum.  Off to my iTunes, which is currently playing "Hey You" by Pink Floyd.
 
2013-03-19 11:32:07 AM  
Him name Hopkin?
 
2013-03-19 11:34:13 AM  

gregscott: People should stop building bridges out of copper and aluminum. Concrete has a very low salvage value...


They... don't.  It's a steel girder bridge, i.e. significantly cheaper than a concrete one in most cases.

//But, admittedly, easier to dismantle for scrap.
 
2013-03-19 12:19:16 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-19 02:43:24 PM  

ManRay: dryknife: Should I take 'em to the bridge?


[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 246x242]

Only if you can hit it and quit.


I don't want to call out your name 'cuz I don't want people to know you're in here...
 
2013-03-19 03:29:35 PM  

TommyDeuce: Man, Sargent Colon is gonna be pissed. All those nights on guard and then this happens. Probably in broad daylight. Can't trust that bloody daylight.


Yeah, I was coming in to make that joke. Thanks for bearing the burden.

/Nobby sidles off quietly in the background
 
2013-03-19 03:30:31 PM  

LordOfThePings: Wanted for questioning

[cdn-media.hollywood.com image 468x663]


My GOD, Harrison Ford was an effing HUNK back in the day!

/wipes up drool
 
2013-03-19 06:14:35 PM  
 
2013-03-19 07:21:20 PM  
Came here for the James Brown and the Chuck Brown references.  Leaving funkified....
 
2013-03-20 01:09:43 AM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
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