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(Gawker)   America descends into lawless pandemonium as Lululemon threatens 'shortage' of black yoga pants   (gawker.com) divider line 20
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2013-03-19 11:29:54 AM
4 votes:
CSS:

My family asked what I wanted for Christmas. Now, I love these people, but I don't want them ever buying me clothes. So, I asked for yoga pants, figuring they couldn't screw that up.

My sister in law bought me a pair of walmart yoga pants sized large, because she didn't understand that they stretched.

Do you have any idea how big a Walmart large is? I could have used those things to cover my grill.
2013-03-19 11:39:05 AM
3 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

RIP Lee Lemon
2013-03-20 07:46:13 AM
2 votes:
Oh my

i1231.photobucket.com
2013-03-19 09:21:09 AM
2 votes:

Bluemoons: God bless the person who invented yoga pants. That is all.


thumbs.newschoolers.com

My God is a spiteful, vengeful one...
2013-03-19 09:04:13 AM
2 votes:

BAMFinator: Yoga pants thread.

/totally not a bookmark
//yes it is

media.peopleofwalmart.com

OK, here you go!
2013-03-19 09:01:24 AM
2 votes:
Lululemon is good but I think Angemon is still the best.
2013-03-19 09:00:54 AM
2 votes:
I saw a woman at the mall a few weeks back who filled out yoga pants better than any human being I had ever witnessed.  It was almost a religious experience walking behind her...
2013-03-19 08:55:43 AM
2 votes:
2013-03-19 08:49:14 AM
2 votes:
weknowmemes.com
2013-03-21 03:55:42 PM
1 votes:

HideMonkey: PizzaJedi81:

/I'll hope on the eip/bie bandwagon.

Yeah, I'd hope for bie, too, but as they say, "hope in one hand..."


Oh, I know this one! Hope in one hand, penis in the other!
2013-03-20 02:32:21 AM
1 votes:

Omahawg: [www.brobible.com image 300x168]


fc04.deviantart.net
2013-03-19 04:37:29 PM
1 votes:
2013-03-19 11:42:45 AM
1 votes:

what_now: kvinesknows: what_now: CSS:

My family asked what I wanted for Christmas. Now, I love these people, but I don't want them ever buying me clothes. So, I asked for yoga pants, figuring they couldn't screw that up.

My sister in law bought me a pair of walmart yoga pants sized large, because she didn't understand that they stretched.

Do you have any idea how big a Walmart large is? I could have used those things to cover my grill.

your boobs are big enough to fill out walmart large yoga pants?

interesting

..I have never heard boobs be called "grill" before.


where the hell else would the headlights be?
2013-03-19 11:42:01 AM
1 votes:

what_now: kvinesknows: what_now: CSS:

My family asked what I wanted for Christmas. Now, I love these people, but I don't want them ever buying me clothes. So, I asked for yoga pants, figuring they couldn't screw that up.

My sister in law bought me a pair of walmart yoga pants sized large, because she didn't understand that they stretched.

Do you have any idea how big a Walmart large is? I could have used those things to cover my grill.

your boobs are big enough to fill out walmart large yoga pants?

interesting

..I have never heard boobs be called "grill" before.


Don't worry, nobody else has either.
2013-03-19 10:57:00 AM
1 votes:

bagumpity: Black yoga pants add ten pounds and three inches to your rump, ladies.  Whoever sold you on the idea that black is slimming is a misogynist who just wants you to look ugly.  Black has high contrast against the surrounding colors.  So if you are outdoors and the scenery behind you is anything other than black, guess what?  We can see the shape of your ass outlined in perfect detail.  And by some magic of the shiny black fabric, it will look HUGE.  Even if you have a tiny little pattootie.  Unless you're trying to hook up with Sir Mix-a-lot, black yoga pants are not the way to go.

Something between light gray (i.e. sweatpants color) and charcoal works best.  Depending on your setting, it will "blend" with the environment and won't add pounds to your rump.  White and yellow slim you down amazingly, but they are also high contrast so your rear will be outlined very clearly.  So you have basically four choices: look fat and have everyone see it (black), look slim and not get it noticed (charcoal), look slim and have it easier to notice (light gray) or look super slim and have the whole damn world notice how sexy you are (any superhigh contrast color like white/yellow/whatever).

There is also the "nude" color, which will doesn't add or remove pounds but makes you look like you are walking around like Donald Duck (i.e. pantsless).  Not a good look.  Just sayin.


and the award for totally missing the point goes to........
2013-03-19 10:52:02 AM
1 votes:
There's a 20 year old girl (any woman 26 years younger than me is a "girl") in the cafeteria where I work who is thick, curvy and very fit, with a very pretty face too. And she wears yoga pants every day, bless her.

/suddenly I have the urge to get a coffee...
2013-03-19 10:38:17 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-19 09:50:32 AM
1 votes:

Skwrl: she great in yoga pants.


She even better out, yo.
2013-03-19 09:14:49 AM
1 votes:

abfalter: I saw a woman at the mall a few weeks back who filled out yoga pants better than any human being I had ever witnessed.  It was almost a religious experience walking behind her...


You don't have a camera phone?????
2013-03-19 09:05:09 AM
1 votes:
/cool story old man

It all comes in circles.  In what, the early 90s, tight leggings or whatever the fark they were called were the rage.  Like yoga pants, they looked great on a fit collegiate co-ed.  But unfortunately for me, I worked in the back office of a bank.  A back office filled with women.  They were for the most part not fit or collegiate. But they were all pretty much thought they were still young enough to wear the newest fashions. So it was a happy day when 'leggings' were banned from the dress code.

/CSOM
 
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