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(Gawker)   America descends into lawless pandemonium as Lululemon threatens 'shortage' of black yoga pants   (gawker.com) divider line 19
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2013-03-19 10:38:17 AM
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2013-03-19 10:52:02 AM
2 votes:
There's a 20 year old girl (any woman 26 years younger than me is a "girl") in the cafeteria where I work who is thick, curvy and very fit, with a very pretty face too. And she wears yoga pants every day, bless her.

/suddenly I have the urge to get a coffee...
2013-03-19 10:36:59 AM
2 votes:
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2013-03-19 09:10:19 AM
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2013-03-19 09:07:27 AM
2 votes:

abfalter: I saw a woman at the mall a few weeks back who filled out yoga pants better than any human being I had ever witnessed.  It was almost a religious experience walking behind her...


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Some days life can be just awesome.
2013-03-19 09:00:54 AM
2 votes:
I saw a woman at the mall a few weeks back who filled out yoga pants better than any human being I had ever witnessed.  It was almost a religious experience walking behind her...
2013-03-19 04:37:29 PM
1 votes:
2013-03-19 02:38:43 PM
1 votes:
Yoga pants!

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2013-03-19 11:39:05 AM
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RIP Lee Lemon
2013-03-19 11:29:54 AM
1 votes:
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My family asked what I wanted for Christmas. Now, I love these people, but I don't want them ever buying me clothes. So, I asked for yoga pants, figuring they couldn't screw that up.

My sister in law bought me a pair of walmart yoga pants sized large, because she didn't understand that they stretched.

Do you have any idea how big a Walmart large is? I could have used those things to cover my grill.
2013-03-19 10:57:00 AM
1 votes:

bagumpity: Black yoga pants add ten pounds and three inches to your rump, ladies.  Whoever sold you on the idea that black is slimming is a misogynist who just wants you to look ugly.  Black has high contrast against the surrounding colors.  So if you are outdoors and the scenery behind you is anything other than black, guess what?  We can see the shape of your ass outlined in perfect detail.  And by some magic of the shiny black fabric, it will look HUGE.  Even if you have a tiny little pattootie.  Unless you're trying to hook up with Sir Mix-a-lot, black yoga pants are not the way to go.

Something between light gray (i.e. sweatpants color) and charcoal works best.  Depending on your setting, it will "blend" with the environment and won't add pounds to your rump.  White and yellow slim you down amazingly, but they are also high contrast so your rear will be outlined very clearly.  So you have basically four choices: look fat and have everyone see it (black), look slim and not get it noticed (charcoal), look slim and have it easier to notice (light gray) or look super slim and have the whole damn world notice how sexy you are (any superhigh contrast color like white/yellow/whatever).

There is also the "nude" color, which will doesn't add or remove pounds but makes you look like you are walking around like Donald Duck (i.e. pantsless).  Not a good look.  Just sayin.


and the award for totally missing the point goes to........
2013-03-19 10:50:53 AM
1 votes:
Black yoga pants add ten pounds and three inches to your rump, ladies.  Whoever sold you on the idea that black is slimming is a misogynist who just wants you to look ugly.  Black has high contrast against the surrounding colors.  So if you are outdoors and the scenery behind you is anything other than black, guess what?  We can see the shape of your ass outlined in perfect detail.  And by some magic of the shiny black fabric, it will look HUGE.  Even if you have a tiny little pattootie.  Unless you're trying to hook up with Sir Mix-a-lot, black yoga pants are not the way to go.

Something between light gray (i.e. sweatpants color) and charcoal works best.  Depending on your setting, it will "blend" with the environment and won't add pounds to your rump.  White and yellow slim you down amazingly, but they are also high contrast so your rear will be outlined very clearly.  So you have basically four choices: look fat and have everyone see it (black), look slim and not get it noticed (charcoal), look slim and have it easier to notice (light gray) or look super slim and have the whole damn world notice how sexy you are (any superhigh contrast color like white/yellow/whatever).

There is also the "nude" color, which will doesn't add or remove pounds but makes you look like you are walking around like Donald Duck (i.e. pantsless).  Not a good look.  Just sayin.
2013-03-19 10:44:59 AM
1 votes:
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2013-03-19 09:11:06 AM
1 votes:
badsentinel.com
2013-03-19 09:05:20 AM
1 votes:
men wearing sweatpants in public = "i've given up" <costanza.jpg>

women wearing yoga pants in public = totally acceptable, encouraged in some cases

the next time women complain about how much their haircuts cost vs. ours, point out the above double-standard.
2013-03-19 09:04:22 AM
1 votes:

cretinbob: [weknowmemes.com image 550x532]


Yoga pants are like mini-skirts. They should only be made up through a certain size...
2013-03-19 08:58:53 AM
1 votes:
I guess they'll have to do yoga sans pants then.
2013-03-19 08:57:30 AM
1 votes:
People still wear black yoga pants? I switched to white yoga pants a couple of years ago.
2013-03-19 08:49:14 AM
1 votes:
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