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2013-03-19 08:49:14 AM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-03-19 08:54:50 AM  
Yoga pants thread.

/totally not a bookmark
//yes it is
 
2013-03-19 08:55:22 AM  

BAMFinator: Yoga pants thread.

/totally not a bookmark
//yes it is

 
2013-03-19 08:55:43 AM  
 
2013-03-19 08:57:30 AM  
People still wear black yoga pants? I switched to white yoga pants a couple of years ago.
 
2013-03-19 08:58:14 AM  
I absolutely love lululemon stuff but refuse drop $100 on a pair of yoga pants. Their mats and shirts, fine.
 
2013-03-19 08:58:53 AM  
I guess they'll have to do yoga sans pants then.
 
2013-03-19 08:59:26 AM  
Left side of opening pic is an example of a "bag o' raccoons"
 
2013-03-19 09:00:45 AM  
Stretchy form-fitting bookmark
 
2013-03-19 09:00:54 AM  
I saw a woman at the mall a few weeks back who filled out yoga pants better than any human being I had ever witnessed.  It was almost a religious experience walking behind her...
 
2013-03-19 09:01:24 AM  
Lululemon is good but I think Angemon is still the best.
 
2013-03-19 09:03:27 AM  
GIYP shutting down? Oh no!

Oh, only the black ones? No problem, white ones are better anyway.
 
2013-03-19 09:03:55 AM  
At least we'll still have all the Uggs that have been awkwardly worn down from a shuffling stride.
 
2013-03-19 09:04:13 AM  

BAMFinator: Yoga pants thread.

/totally not a bookmark
//yes it is

media.peopleofwalmart.com

OK, here you go!
 
2013-03-19 09:04:22 AM  

cretinbob: [weknowmemes.com image 550x532]


Yoga pants are like mini-skirts. They should only be made up through a certain size...
 
2013-03-19 09:05:09 AM  
/cool story old man

It all comes in circles.  In what, the early 90s, tight leggings or whatever the fark they were called were the rage.  Like yoga pants, they looked great on a fit collegiate co-ed.  But unfortunately for me, I worked in the back office of a bank.  A back office filled with women.  They were for the most part not fit or collegiate. But they were all pretty much thought they were still young enough to wear the newest fashions. So it was a happy day when 'leggings' were banned from the dress code.

/CSOM
 
2013-03-19 09:05:20 AM  
men wearing sweatpants in public = "i've given up" <costanza.jpg>

women wearing yoga pants in public = totally acceptable, encouraged in some cases

the next time women complain about how much their haircuts cost vs. ours, point out the above double-standard.
 
2013-03-19 09:05:22 AM  
I am going to have a positive attitude and Like Where This Thread Is Going in advance, Boobies notwithstanding.
 
2013-03-19 09:07:06 AM  

clkeagle: cretinbob: [weknowmemes.com image 550x532]

Yoga pants are like mini-skirts. They should only be made up through a certain size...


I believe these stretch to fit all sizes.

Unfortunately
 
2013-03-19 09:07:27 AM  

abfalter: I saw a woman at the mall a few weeks back who filled out yoga pants better than any human being I had ever witnessed.  It was almost a religious experience walking behind her...


media.videogoneviral.com

Some days life can be just awesome.
 
2013-03-19 09:07:46 AM  

december: men wearing sweatpants in public = "i've given up" <costanza.jpg>

women wearing yoga pants in public = totally acceptable, encouraged in some cases

the next time women complain about how much their haircuts cost vs. ours, point out the above double-standard.


I disagree with your concept of a double standard.
 
2013-03-19 09:08:01 AM  
with the Twinkies gone missing too...oh lawd, what we gonna do?!?
 
2013-03-19 09:08:06 AM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: At least we'll still have all the Uggs that have been awkwardly worn down from a shuffling stride.


sadly this site never really took off ...

Look at this F`u`cking Coastie
 
2013-03-19 09:08:54 AM  

Half Right: I am going to have a positive attitude and Like Where This Thread Is Going in advance, Boobies notwithstanding.


Whaaaaaaa?
 
2013-03-19 09:10:19 AM  
www.zigoti.com
 
2013-03-19 09:11:06 AM  
badsentinel.com
 
2013-03-19 09:12:59 AM  
As someone who has been going to the gym regularly for several months, I endorse this thread.
 
2013-03-19 09:13:49 AM  
yay.
 
2013-03-19 09:14:01 AM  

Smoking GNU: Whaaaaaaa?


1) I'm an ass man more than a boob man, but more importantly,
2) Have you never before seen an intentional self-filter pwn for teh lulz?
 
2013-03-19 09:14:04 AM  
Here's the issue, to which my wife vehemently complained about on our last trip to Lululemon. FTFA:

Over the weekend, reports the Wall Street Journal , yoga clothing manufacturer Lululemon made a shocking announcement: a recent batch of its piping hot black yoga pants had been made too sheer. Their rump-coverage, explained Lululemon "[fell] short of our very high standards." The pants could not be sold.

But they're so sheer that it leaves nothing to the imagination.

/in other news, every damn thing in that store is overpriced
 
2013-03-19 09:14:22 AM  
i125.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-19 09:14:49 AM  

abfalter: I saw a woman at the mall a few weeks back who filled out yoga pants better than any human being I had ever witnessed.  It was almost a religious experience walking behind her...


You don't have a camera phone?????
 
2013-03-19 09:15:14 AM  
Waiting for the 
Black Yoga Pants
video
al la
Red Solo Cup.

/Too lazy to write it myself.
 
2013-03-19 09:15:26 AM  

Half Right: Smoking GNU: Whaaaaaaa?

1) I'm an ass man more than a boob man, but more importantly,
2) Have you never before seen an intentional self-filter pwn for teh lulz?


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-19 09:15:37 AM  
Remember when you used to have to write a clever headline to get the greenlight on Fark, and not just reuse the headline that the link already had on it?
 
2013-03-19 09:16:06 AM  
Most girls who wear yoga pants in my area are Hansen-bait, so no thanks- aside from gym-goers, you're welcome.
 
2013-03-19 09:17:08 AM  
Lululemon made a shocking announcement: a recent batch of its piping hot black yoga pants had been made too sheer. Their rump-coverage, explained Lululemon "[fell] short of our very high standards." The pants could not be sold.


Okay, apart from the QC issue of checking the fabric before you work with it, shouldn't these be relabeled and sold through a certain variety of erotic boutique?
 
2013-03-19 09:17:11 AM  
Meh. Vancouver ca. 2004 called, it wants its fad back.

/Granville @ Robson, 3 girls each corner wearing exact same pair of Lulus.
 
2013-03-19 09:17:19 AM  

FarkingReading: [badsentinel.com image 500x674]


She looks just like our coffee girl. mmmm
 
2013-03-19 09:17:43 AM  
When they work, they really work. When they don't work, they REALLY don't work.
 
2013-03-19 09:18:00 AM  
God bless the person who invented yoga pants. That is all.
 
2013-03-19 09:19:04 AM  
I'm waiting for them to create a fabric that form-fits my twig and berries in all their glorious detail.

/or would that be illegal?
 
2013-03-19 09:20:25 AM  
yoga awesome look pants
 
2013-03-19 09:21:09 AM  

Bluemoons: God bless the person who invented yoga pants. That is all.


thumbs.newschoolers.com

My God is a spiteful, vengeful one...
 
2013-03-19 09:22:58 AM  

WhippingBoy: I'm waiting for them to create a fabric that form-fits my twig and berries in all their glorious detail.

/or would that be illegal?


apparently not, no

http://cheezburger.com/6171171328
 
2013-03-19 09:23:16 AM  

WhippingBoy: I'm waiting for them to create a fabric that form-fits my twig and berries in all their glorious detail.


There's a gentleman named Eldridge Cleaver who's designed just the garment you're looking for.  Google him if you're not at work.
 
2013-03-19 09:24:11 AM  

abfalter: I saw a woman at the mall a few weeks back who filled out yoga pants better than any human being I had ever witnessed.  It was almost a religious experience walking behind her...


I too have seen the glory of yoga pants on a young fit girl whilst at the mall yesterday. Made my whole day. I will think back fondly on that shapely rear for many moons. I'm not even an ass man but I had to shout because that baby did indeed have back.
 
2013-03-19 09:26:26 AM  
Lululemon are expensive, but I've never found a more flattering pair of yoga pants.
 
2013-03-19 09:33:13 AM  

WhippingBoy: Bluemoons: God bless the person who invented yoga pants. That is all.

[thumbs.newschoolers.com image 400x284]

My God is a spiteful, vengeful one...


In fairness, he did say yoga pants, not yoga tarps.
 
2013-03-19 09:37:07 AM  
Fark it, just click on this link.
 
2013-03-19 09:45:12 AM  
What's the difference between yoga and stretching?

$100 sweatpants.
 
2013-03-19 09:46:03 AM  

december: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: At least we'll still have all the Uggs that have been awkwardly worn down from a shuffling stride.

sadly this site never really took off ...

Look at this F`u`cking Coastie


In the years since this "fashion" has spread too damn much. I just don't get it. Fortunately it's about 3 steps better than the all-day pajama pants but what kind of woman wants to spend so damn much looking like the just rolled out of (a tanning) bed?
 
2013-03-19 09:48:23 AM  
Lululemon pants saved my fiancee's life.  No joke.  We were climbing a particularly challenging stretch of Mt. Madison (New Hampshire, part of the Presidential mountain range) and hit an area that we shouldn't have been traversing without rope (and stupidly we didn't bring any).  It was about a 200 foot drop, but she slid along the rock face about 40' before her pants caught on a branch.  They held, and she was able to climb back.  It also helped she had a hiking pack with spine protection.

/CSB

Bonus part of story, she great in yoga pants.
 
2013-03-19 09:49:36 AM  

Rapmaster2000: What's the difference between yoga and stretching?

$100 sweatpants.


most times, women stretching in just underwear or naked while somewhat exciting, is not NEARLY as exciting as women stretching in sweat pants or yoga pants.
 
2013-03-19 09:50:32 AM  

Skwrl: she great in yoga pants.


She even better out, yo.
 
2013-03-19 09:54:24 AM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Some days life can be just awesome.


WTF is up with that girl's face?  (lower left)  Looks like it's... gone.

I know, I know, "Know how I know that you know that I know you're gay??"

Seriously, though.  It's horrific!
Now I'm going back to stare at the chick in yoga pants.
 
2013-03-19 09:54:28 AM  

Skwrl: Lululemon pants saved my fiancee's life.  No joke.  We were climbing a particularly challenging stretch of Mt. Madison (New Hampshire, part of the Presidential mountain range) and hit an area that we shouldn't have been traversing without rope (and stupidly we didn't bring any).  It was about a 200 foot drop, but she slid along the rock face about 40' before her pants caught on a branch.  They held, and she was able to climb back.  It also helped she had a hiking pack with spine protection.

/CSB

Bonus part of story, she great in yoga pants.


holy hell.. is that her in that one pic?
 
2013-03-19 09:57:16 AM  

cwick: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Some days life can be just awesome.

WTF is up with that girl's face?  (lower left)  Looks like it's... gone.

I know, I know, "Know how I know that you know that I know you're gay??"

Seriously, though.  It's horrific!
Now I'm going back to stare at the chick in yoga pants.


Same thought process. At first I was all like, "Dat ass!" And then I was all "ERMAGERD! WHAT WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAACE???"
 
2013-03-19 10:07:19 AM  
I thought I heard thousands of college men cry out in pain.
 
2013-03-19 10:09:29 AM  

december: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: At least we'll still have all the Uggs that have been awkwardly worn down from a shuffling stride.

sadly this site never really took off ...

Look at this F`u`cking Coastie


Damn, that's still the uniform around here (DC, which the site includes), even four years later. Sometimes it works though.
 
2013-03-19 10:11:56 AM  
They'll make a killing by making better pants.

// anyone?
 
2013-03-19 10:36:59 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-19 10:38:17 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-19 10:44:59 AM  
imageshack.us
imageshack.us
imageshack.us
 
2013-03-19 10:50:53 AM  
Black yoga pants add ten pounds and three inches to your rump, ladies.  Whoever sold you on the idea that black is slimming is a misogynist who just wants you to look ugly.  Black has high contrast against the surrounding colors.  So if you are outdoors and the scenery behind you is anything other than black, guess what?  We can see the shape of your ass outlined in perfect detail.  And by some magic of the shiny black fabric, it will look HUGE.  Even if you have a tiny little pattootie.  Unless you're trying to hook up with Sir Mix-a-lot, black yoga pants are not the way to go.

Something between light gray (i.e. sweatpants color) and charcoal works best.  Depending on your setting, it will "blend" with the environment and won't add pounds to your rump.  White and yellow slim you down amazingly, but they are also high contrast so your rear will be outlined very clearly.  So you have basically four choices: look fat and have everyone see it (black), look slim and not get it noticed (charcoal), look slim and have it easier to notice (light gray) or look super slim and have the whole damn world notice how sexy you are (any superhigh contrast color like white/yellow/whatever).

There is also the "nude" color, which will doesn't add or remove pounds but makes you look like you are walking around like Donald Duck (i.e. pantsless).  Not a good look.  Just sayin.
 
2013-03-19 10:52:02 AM  
There's a 20 year old girl (any woman 26 years younger than me is a "girl") in the cafeteria where I work who is thick, curvy and very fit, with a very pretty face too. And she wears yoga pants every day, bless her.

/suddenly I have the urge to get a coffee...
 
2013-03-19 10:53:57 AM  
Black yoga pants are my number one motivation for going to the gym.
 
2013-03-19 10:57:00 AM  

bagumpity: Black yoga pants add ten pounds and three inches to your rump, ladies.  Whoever sold you on the idea that black is slimming is a misogynist who just wants you to look ugly.  Black has high contrast against the surrounding colors.  So if you are outdoors and the scenery behind you is anything other than black, guess what?  We can see the shape of your ass outlined in perfect detail.  And by some magic of the shiny black fabric, it will look HUGE.  Even if you have a tiny little pattootie.  Unless you're trying to hook up with Sir Mix-a-lot, black yoga pants are not the way to go.

Something between light gray (i.e. sweatpants color) and charcoal works best.  Depending on your setting, it will "blend" with the environment and won't add pounds to your rump.  White and yellow slim you down amazingly, but they are also high contrast so your rear will be outlined very clearly.  So you have basically four choices: look fat and have everyone see it (black), look slim and not get it noticed (charcoal), look slim and have it easier to notice (light gray) or look super slim and have the whole damn world notice how sexy you are (any superhigh contrast color like white/yellow/whatever).

There is also the "nude" color, which will doesn't add or remove pounds but makes you look like you are walking around like Donald Duck (i.e. pantsless).  Not a good look.  Just sayin.


and the award for totally missing the point goes to........
 
2013-03-19 10:58:24 AM  

bagumpity: Black yoga pants add ten pounds and three inches to your rump, ladies.  Whoever sold you on the idea that black is slimming is a misogynist who just wants you to look ugly.  Black has high contrast against the surrounding colors.  So if you are outdoors and the scenery behind you is anything other than black, guess what?  We can see the shape of your ass outlined in perfect detail.  And by some magic of the shiny black fabric, it will look HUGE.  Even if you have a tiny little pattootie.  Unless you're trying to hook up with Sir Mix-a-lot, black yoga pants are not the way to go.

Something between light gray (i.e. sweatpants color) and charcoal works best.  Depending on your setting, it will "blend" with the environment and won't add pounds to your rump.  White and yellow slim you down amazingly, but they are also high contrast so your rear will be outlined very clearly.  So you have basically four choices: look fat and have everyone see it (black), look slim and not get it noticed (charcoal), look slim and have it easier to notice (light gray) or look super slim and have the whole damn world notice how sexy you are (any superhigh contrast color like white/yellow/whatever).

There is also the "nude" color, which will doesn't add or remove pounds but makes you look like you are walking around like Donald Duck (i.e. pantsless).  Not a good look.  Just sayin.


farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2013-03-19 11:00:28 AM  
White Yoga pants are great because you can tell what type and color panties are being worn with just a glance. And what panties a chick wears goes a long way towards determining how slutty she is. White yoga pants and a black thong? You prob don't even have to buy her a drink.
 
2013-03-19 11:07:47 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: cwick: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Some days life can be just awesome.

WTF is up with that girl's face?  (lower left)  Looks like it's... gone.

I know, I know, "Know how I know that you know that I know you're gay??"

Seriously, though.  It's horrific!
Now I'm going back to stare at the chick in yoga pants.

Same thought process. At first I was all like, "Dat ass!" And then I was all "ERMAGERD! WHAT WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAACE???"


That's what we in the industry refer to ass the "Dat Ass Distortion Wave Effect". It's caused when a particularly fine behind is photographed in close proximity to another body of less favorable appearance. So far as our research has concluded this is an effect nearly exclusive to exceptional backsides only. It is comparable to the "Cleavage/Underboob Target Enhancement" wherein photographs featuring outstanding breasts appear to be focused much closer on said endowments than other photograph subjects.
 
2013-03-19 11:22:52 AM  

Cymbal: White Yoga pants are great because you can tell what type and color panties are being worn with just a glance. And what panties a chick wears goes a long way towards determining how slutty she is. White yoga pants and a black thong? You prob don't even have to buy her a drink.


And if you see a tramp-stamp... oHHHHHH yEAHHHHH!
 
2013-03-19 11:27:32 AM  
I was going to say "God bless them" until I read they were going to recall the ones you can see through...

Yoga pants are definitely the brighter side to my day at times...
 
2013-03-19 11:29:54 AM  
CSS:

My family asked what I wanted for Christmas. Now, I love these people, but I don't want them ever buying me clothes. So, I asked for yoga pants, figuring they couldn't screw that up.

My sister in law bought me a pair of walmart yoga pants sized large, because she didn't understand that they stretched.

Do you have any idea how big a Walmart large is? I could have used those things to cover my grill.
 
2013-03-19 11:32:06 AM  

what_now: CSS:

My family asked what I wanted for Christmas. Now, I love these people, but I don't want them ever buying me clothes. So, I asked for yoga pants, figuring they couldn't screw that up.

My sister in law bought me a pair of walmart yoga pants sized large, because she didn't understand that they stretched.

Do you have any idea how big a Walmart large is? I could have used those things to cover my grill.


your boobs are big enough to fill out walmart large yoga pants?

interesting
 
2013-03-19 11:32:53 AM  

Mentat: [imageshack.us image 320x320]
[imageshack.us image 337x202]
[imageshack.us image 351x452]

Wise_Guy: [i.imgur.com image 545x362]


thank you for brightening this dreary Tuesday

/bookmark
 
2013-03-19 11:38:24 AM  

kvinesknows: what_now: CSS:

My family asked what I wanted for Christmas. Now, I love these people, but I don't want them ever buying me clothes. So, I asked for yoga pants, figuring they couldn't screw that up.

My sister in law bought me a pair of walmart yoga pants sized large, because she didn't understand that they stretched.

Do you have any idea how big a Walmart large is? I could have used those things to cover my grill.

your boobs are big enough to fill out walmart large yoga pants?

interesting


..I have never heard boobs be called "grill" before.
 
2013-03-19 11:39:05 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

RIP Lee Lemon

 
2013-03-19 11:42:01 AM  

what_now: kvinesknows: what_now: CSS:

My family asked what I wanted for Christmas. Now, I love these people, but I don't want them ever buying me clothes. So, I asked for yoga pants, figuring they couldn't screw that up.

My sister in law bought me a pair of walmart yoga pants sized large, because she didn't understand that they stretched.

Do you have any idea how big a Walmart large is? I could have used those things to cover my grill.

your boobs are big enough to fill out walmart large yoga pants?

interesting

..I have never heard boobs be called "grill" before.


Don't worry, nobody else has either.
 
2013-03-19 11:42:45 AM  

what_now: kvinesknows: what_now: CSS:

My family asked what I wanted for Christmas. Now, I love these people, but I don't want them ever buying me clothes. So, I asked for yoga pants, figuring they couldn't screw that up.

My sister in law bought me a pair of walmart yoga pants sized large, because she didn't understand that they stretched.

Do you have any idea how big a Walmart large is? I could have used those things to cover my grill.

your boobs are big enough to fill out walmart large yoga pants?

interesting

..I have never heard boobs be called "grill" before.


where the hell else would the headlights be?
 
2013-03-19 11:46:03 AM  

bagumpity: Black yoga pants add ten pounds and three inches to your rump, ladies.  Whoever sold you on the idea that black is slimming is a misogynist who just wants you to look ugly.  Black has high contrast against the surrounding colors.  So if you are outdoors and the scenery behind you is anything other than black, guess what?  We can see the shape of your ass outlined in perfect detail.  And by some magic of the shiny black fabric, it will look HUGE.  Even if you have a tiny little pattootie.  Unless you're trying to hook up with Sir Mix-a-lot, black yoga pants are not the way to go.

Something between light gray (i.e. sweatpants color) and charcoal works best.  Depending on your setting, it will "blend" with the environment and won't add pounds to your rump.  White and yellow slim you down amazingly, but they are also high contrast so your rear will be outlined very clearly.  So you have basically four choices: look fat and have everyone see it (black), look slim and not get it noticed (charcoal), look slim and have it easier to notice (light gray) or look super slim and have the whole damn world notice how sexy you are (any superhigh contrast color like white/yellow/whatever).

There is also the "nude" color, which will doesn't add or remove pounds but makes you look like you are walking around like Donald Duck (i.e. pantsless).  Not a good look.  Just sayin.


No.
 
2013-03-19 12:02:16 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: abfalter: I saw a woman at the mall a few weeks back who filled out yoga pants better than any human being I had ever witnessed.  It was almost a religious experience walking behind her...

[media.videogoneviral.com image 600x807]

Some days life can be just awesome.


What's with the guy's face in the lower left hand corner?
 
2013-03-19 12:04:25 PM  
We're through the looking gl-ass, people.
 
2013-03-19 12:15:07 PM  

Albert911emt: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: abfalter: I saw a woman at the mall a few weeks back who filled out yoga pants better than any human being I had ever witnessed.  It was almost a religious experience walking behind her...

[media.videogoneviral.com image 600x807]

Some days life can be just awesome.

What's with the guy's face in the lower left hand corner?


The girl's boyfriend saw him take a picture.
 
2013-03-19 12:18:06 PM  

Shazam999: We're through the looking gl-ass, people.


HO LY FARK.. you are the only other person I know besides me that still says that.
 
2013-03-19 12:24:06 PM  
Over the weekend, reports the http://blogs.wsj.com/corporate-intelligence/2013/03/18/lululemon-has- a -see-through-yoga-pants-problem/">Wall Street Journal , yoga clothing manufacturer Lululemon made a shocking announcement: a recent batch of its piping hot black yoga pants had been made too sheer. Their rump-coverage, explained Lululemon http://www.lululemon.com/media/index.php?id=224">"[fell] short of our very high standards." The pants could not be sold.

now you know damn well that they are not just going to toss these into a fire--they are going to go somewhere and be sold anyway---what i want to know is---where!!
 
2013-03-19 12:26:56 PM  

johndalek: Over the weekend, reports the http://blogs.wsj.com/corporate-intelligence/2013/03/18/lululemon-has- a -see-through-yoga-pants-problem/">Wall Street Journal , yoga clothing manufacturer Lululemon made a shocking announcement: a recent batch of its piping hot black yoga pants had been made too sheer. Their rump-coverage, explained Lululemon http://www.lululemon.com/media/index.php?id=224">"[fell] short of our very high standards." The pants could not be sold.

now you know damn well that they are not just going to toss these into a fire--they are going to go somewhere and be sold anyway---what i want to know is---where!!


a dollar store near you! ( just like the knockoff ilegal in north america tooth paste)
 
2013-03-19 12:56:16 PM  
media.videogoneviral.com

Wow, look at what those britches did to that poor kid's face!
 
2013-03-19 01:06:06 PM  

MOGGEE: [media.videogoneviral.com image 600x807]

Wow, look at what those britches did to that poor kid's face!


This certainly hadn't happened yet.
 
2013-03-19 02:21:22 PM  
GlobalStrategicMapleSyrupReserve, FarkingReading, Wise_Guy, and Mentat:

Magnificent basterds, all of ye, for posting those fine pics. Eye-bleached the shiat out of cretinbob's sinister entry, thanks be to "Bob".

// Seriously, folks? $100 for those pants?
// Fine, as long as someone else paid for 'em, can wear 'em right, and I get to watch....
 
2013-03-19 02:24:33 PM  
I love this thread so much.
 
2013-03-19 02:38:43 PM  
Yoga pants!

img.izismile.com
 
2013-03-19 04:13:35 PM  

Wise_Guy:



i.imgur.com

THOSE ARE NOT YOGA PANTS!!!!

/and it's been determined that this is a 'shop
//no it doesn't matter
///I'm just pointing that out
////as well as pointing out DAT ASS
//and my tendency to use lots of SLASHIES!!!
 
2013-03-19 04:37:29 PM  
 
2013-03-19 08:02:31 PM  

ggecko: Dat ass thread?????


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ud6cGqDhE


I don't know what search path brought you to this place, but you sir, are a prince among men.
 
2013-03-19 08:04:32 PM  
In all seriousness this is a tragedy. Now women will be checking their yoga pants zealously to see if they get the tiniest bit sheer when stretched. FML, they did not used to all check.

I heard a woman after class tell her friend in a too-loud whisper "I could see your underwear through her pants". She replied "I didn't use to wear underwear under these".

/i came
 
2013-03-19 08:06:06 PM  
s/her/your/ (obviously)
 
2013-03-19 09:26:36 PM  

clkeagle: cretinbob: [weknowmemes.com image 550x532]

Yoga pants are like mini-skirts. They should only be made up through a certain size...


Mercifully, they do this with racing swim suits. Good luck finding one (at least in Speedo or TYR) above a rather small size.Good on those manufacturers for standing up for the people's right not to see fat people in inappropriate clothing.
 
2013-03-19 09:59:51 PM  
What do we have here..
 
2013-03-19 10:04:21 PM  
www.girlsinyogapants.com
 
2013-03-19 10:06:58 PM  
Yoga in heels and fur leg warmers?

www.girlsinyogapants.com

Why not =)
 
2013-03-19 10:07:39 PM  
EIP!
So send me some
BIE!
 
2013-03-19 10:10:50 PM  
What Adriana Lima might look like in yoga pants:

www.girlsinyogapants.com
 
2013-03-19 10:13:03 PM  
Vida Guerra in yoga pants:

www.girlsinyogapants.com
 
2013-03-19 10:18:20 PM  
Yoga pants in their natural element:

www.girlsinyogapants.com
 
2013-03-19 10:21:28 PM  
 
2013-03-19 10:28:27 PM  
i.imgur.com ol@sux
 
2013-03-19 10:38:06 PM  
crow202.org

College blondes in yoga pants are essential to fighting terrorism! I'm super serious!
 
2013-03-19 10:44:03 PM  
bie?
eip

topless photos in yoga pants?
i'd do just about anything.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-19 10:48:48 PM  

Omahawg: bie?
eip
topless photos in yoga pants?


While this isn't the sort of thread where I'd expect a BIE to pan out, I have to agree with the sentiment in the request.
 
2013-03-19 10:49:11 PM  
soshitech.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-19 10:50:35 PM  

JohnTuttle: Omahawg: bie?
eip
topless photos in yoga pants?

While this isn't the sort of thread where I'd expect a BIE to pan out, I have to agree with the sentiment in the request.


don't crush my dreams, man!

here, look at this. LOOK AT IT

www.9kracing.com
 
2013-03-19 10:53:20 PM  
hotgiyp.com
 
2013-03-19 10:54:19 PM  
www.brobible.com
 
2013-03-19 10:58:09 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-19 10:59:00 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-19 11:04:46 PM  
crow202.org
crow202.org

(not yoga pants, but the... basic fundamentals are still valid....)
 
2013-03-20 02:29:34 AM  

JohnTuttle: [i.imgur.com image 850x836] ol@sux


cache.daylife.com
 
2013-03-20 02:32:21 AM  

Omahawg: [www.brobible.com image 300x168]


fc04.deviantart.net
 
2013-03-20 07:46:13 AM  
Oh my

i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-20 11:27:35 AM  
Just keeping this thread on the top of my recent posts list, for no particular reason whatsoever.
 
2013-03-20 11:29:55 AM  

Omahawg: [hotgiyp.com image 285x150]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHPkwAA9Aas

Downward Facing Dog
 
2013-03-20 03:34:30 PM  
This is not a favorite.
 
2013-03-21 01:12:47 PM  
This thread started off all wordy and crap, then got substantially better.

/I'll hope on the eip/bie bandwagon.
 
2013-03-21 02:39:42 PM  
PizzaJedi81:

/I'll hope on the eip/bie bandwagon.

Yeah, I'd hope for bie, too, but as they say, "hope in one hand..."
 
2013-03-21 03:55:42 PM  

HideMonkey: PizzaJedi81:

/I'll hope on the eip/bie bandwagon.

Yeah, I'd hope for bie, too, but as they say, "hope in one hand..."


Oh, I know this one! Hope in one hand, penis in the other!
 
2013-03-22 09:02:03 AM  
Just keeping this thread near the top of my recent posts list, don't mind me.
 
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