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(Gawker)   America descends into lawless pandemonium as Lululemon threatens 'shortage' of black yoga pants   (gawker.com) divider line 127
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2013-03-19 08:49:14 AM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-03-19 08:54:50 AM  
Yoga pants thread.

/totally not a bookmark
//yes it is
 
2013-03-19 08:55:22 AM  

BAMFinator: Yoga pants thread.

/totally not a bookmark
//yes it is

 
2013-03-19 08:55:43 AM  
 
2013-03-19 08:57:30 AM  
People still wear black yoga pants? I switched to white yoga pants a couple of years ago.
 
2013-03-19 08:58:14 AM  
I absolutely love lululemon stuff but refuse drop $100 on a pair of yoga pants. Their mats and shirts, fine.
 
2013-03-19 08:58:53 AM  
I guess they'll have to do yoga sans pants then.
 
2013-03-19 08:59:26 AM  
Left side of opening pic is an example of a "bag o' raccoons"
 
2013-03-19 09:00:45 AM  
Stretchy form-fitting bookmark
 
2013-03-19 09:00:54 AM  
I saw a woman at the mall a few weeks back who filled out yoga pants better than any human being I had ever witnessed.  It was almost a religious experience walking behind her...
 
2013-03-19 09:01:24 AM  
Lululemon is good but I think Angemon is still the best.
 
2013-03-19 09:03:27 AM  
GIYP shutting down? Oh no!

Oh, only the black ones? No problem, white ones are better anyway.
 
2013-03-19 09:03:55 AM  
At least we'll still have all the Uggs that have been awkwardly worn down from a shuffling stride.
 
2013-03-19 09:04:13 AM  

BAMFinator: Yoga pants thread.

/totally not a bookmark
//yes it is

media.peopleofwalmart.com

OK, here you go!
 
2013-03-19 09:04:22 AM  

cretinbob: [weknowmemes.com image 550x532]


Yoga pants are like mini-skirts. They should only be made up through a certain size...
 
2013-03-19 09:05:09 AM  
/cool story old man

It all comes in circles.  In what, the early 90s, tight leggings or whatever the fark they were called were the rage.  Like yoga pants, they looked great on a fit collegiate co-ed.  But unfortunately for me, I worked in the back office of a bank.  A back office filled with women.  They were for the most part not fit or collegiate. But they were all pretty much thought they were still young enough to wear the newest fashions. So it was a happy day when 'leggings' were banned from the dress code.

/CSOM
 
2013-03-19 09:05:20 AM  
men wearing sweatpants in public = "i've given up" <costanza.jpg>

women wearing yoga pants in public = totally acceptable, encouraged in some cases

the next time women complain about how much their haircuts cost vs. ours, point out the above double-standard.
 
2013-03-19 09:05:22 AM  
I am going to have a positive attitude and Like Where This Thread Is Going in advance, Boobies notwithstanding.
 
2013-03-19 09:07:06 AM  

clkeagle: cretinbob: [weknowmemes.com image 550x532]

Yoga pants are like mini-skirts. They should only be made up through a certain size...


I believe these stretch to fit all sizes.

Unfortunately
 
2013-03-19 09:07:27 AM  

abfalter: I saw a woman at the mall a few weeks back who filled out yoga pants better than any human being I had ever witnessed.  It was almost a religious experience walking behind her...


media.videogoneviral.com

Some days life can be just awesome.
 
2013-03-19 09:07:46 AM  

december: men wearing sweatpants in public = "i've given up" <costanza.jpg>

women wearing yoga pants in public = totally acceptable, encouraged in some cases

the next time women complain about how much their haircuts cost vs. ours, point out the above double-standard.


I disagree with your concept of a double standard.
 
2013-03-19 09:08:01 AM  
with the Twinkies gone missing too...oh lawd, what we gonna do?!?
 
2013-03-19 09:08:06 AM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: At least we'll still have all the Uggs that have been awkwardly worn down from a shuffling stride.


sadly this site never really took off ...

Look at this F`u`cking Coastie
 
2013-03-19 09:08:54 AM  

Half Right: I am going to have a positive attitude and Like Where This Thread Is Going in advance, Boobies notwithstanding.


Whaaaaaaa?
 
2013-03-19 09:10:19 AM  
www.zigoti.com
 
2013-03-19 09:11:06 AM  
badsentinel.com
 
2013-03-19 09:12:59 AM  
As someone who has been going to the gym regularly for several months, I endorse this thread.
 
2013-03-19 09:13:49 AM  
yay.
 
2013-03-19 09:14:01 AM  

Smoking GNU: Whaaaaaaa?


1) I'm an ass man more than a boob man, but more importantly,
2) Have you never before seen an intentional self-filter pwn for teh lulz?
 
2013-03-19 09:14:04 AM  
Here's the issue, to which my wife vehemently complained about on our last trip to Lululemon. FTFA:

Over the weekend, reports the Wall Street Journal , yoga clothing manufacturer Lululemon made a shocking announcement: a recent batch of its piping hot black yoga pants had been made too sheer. Their rump-coverage, explained Lululemon "[fell] short of our very high standards." The pants could not be sold.

But they're so sheer that it leaves nothing to the imagination.

/in other news, every damn thing in that store is overpriced
 
2013-03-19 09:14:22 AM  
i125.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-19 09:14:49 AM  

abfalter: I saw a woman at the mall a few weeks back who filled out yoga pants better than any human being I had ever witnessed.  It was almost a religious experience walking behind her...


You don't have a camera phone?????
 
2013-03-19 09:15:14 AM  
Waiting for the 
Black Yoga Pants
video
al la
Red Solo Cup.

/Too lazy to write it myself.
 
2013-03-19 09:15:26 AM  

Half Right: Smoking GNU: Whaaaaaaa?

1) I'm an ass man more than a boob man, but more importantly,
2) Have you never before seen an intentional self-filter pwn for teh lulz?


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-19 09:15:37 AM  
Remember when you used to have to write a clever headline to get the greenlight on Fark, and not just reuse the headline that the link already had on it?
 
2013-03-19 09:16:06 AM  
Most girls who wear yoga pants in my area are Hansen-bait, so no thanks- aside from gym-goers, you're welcome.
 
2013-03-19 09:17:08 AM  
Lululemon made a shocking announcement: a recent batch of its piping hot black yoga pants had been made too sheer. Their rump-coverage, explained Lululemon "[fell] short of our very high standards." The pants could not be sold.


Okay, apart from the QC issue of checking the fabric before you work with it, shouldn't these be relabeled and sold through a certain variety of erotic boutique?
 
2013-03-19 09:17:11 AM  
Meh. Vancouver ca. 2004 called, it wants its fad back.

/Granville @ Robson, 3 girls each corner wearing exact same pair of Lulus.
 
2013-03-19 09:17:19 AM  

FarkingReading: [badsentinel.com image 500x674]


She looks just like our coffee girl. mmmm
 
2013-03-19 09:17:43 AM  
When they work, they really work. When they don't work, they REALLY don't work.
 
2013-03-19 09:18:00 AM  
God bless the person who invented yoga pants. That is all.
 
2013-03-19 09:19:04 AM  
I'm waiting for them to create a fabric that form-fits my twig and berries in all their glorious detail.

/or would that be illegal?
 
2013-03-19 09:20:25 AM  
yoga awesome look pants
 
2013-03-19 09:21:09 AM  

Bluemoons: God bless the person who invented yoga pants. That is all.


thumbs.newschoolers.com

My God is a spiteful, vengeful one...
 
2013-03-19 09:22:58 AM  

WhippingBoy: I'm waiting for them to create a fabric that form-fits my twig and berries in all their glorious detail.

/or would that be illegal?


apparently not, no

http://cheezburger.com/6171171328
 
2013-03-19 09:23:16 AM  

WhippingBoy: I'm waiting for them to create a fabric that form-fits my twig and berries in all their glorious detail.


There's a gentleman named Eldridge Cleaver who's designed just the garment you're looking for.  Google him if you're not at work.
 
2013-03-19 09:24:11 AM  

abfalter: I saw a woman at the mall a few weeks back who filled out yoga pants better than any human being I had ever witnessed.  It was almost a religious experience walking behind her...


I too have seen the glory of yoga pants on a young fit girl whilst at the mall yesterday. Made my whole day. I will think back fondly on that shapely rear for many moons. I'm not even an ass man but I had to shout because that baby did indeed have back.
 
2013-03-19 09:26:26 AM  
Lululemon are expensive, but I've never found a more flattering pair of yoga pants.
 
2013-03-19 09:33:13 AM  

WhippingBoy: Bluemoons: God bless the person who invented yoga pants. That is all.

[thumbs.newschoolers.com image 400x284]

My God is a spiteful, vengeful one...


In fairness, he did say yoga pants, not yoga tarps.
 
2013-03-19 09:37:07 AM  
Fark it, just click on this link.
 
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