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(BBC)   Scotland could soon let the words "I love you" and "I know" be official wedding vows   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 6
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2013-03-19 11:43:07 AM
3 votes:
Since this is Scotland we are talking about, then "ewe" was misspelled.
2013-03-19 02:01:25 PM
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i29.photobucket.com
2013-03-19 12:10:55 PM
1 votes:
These are not the brides you are looking for.
GBB
2013-03-19 10:54:23 AM
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2013-03-19 10:52:05 AM
1 votes:
I've been married for just over three years.  I've told my wife "I love you" once, and that was two months after we were married.  She tells me that she loves me, and I respond with "As well you should", "I know", "Is dinner ready yet?", "who doesn't?" so on and so forth.  Only once did she ask why I never said it.  I told her "You're smart enough to figure it out without me having to actually say it, aren't you?"

The only time she ever gave me a nickname that wasn't "asshole" I was in the hospital, just waking up from a car crash (wasn't at fault).  She called me 'sweetie' and I asked "how farked am I?"  The answer was "Nine broken bones, head and neck injuries."
2013-03-19 10:51:33 AM
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Followed directly by

"Off with yer panties!" and "Oooh, that's lush!"

/that last expression might me more of a Welsh thing but when a woman is confronted with an engorged Highland Claymore, she gets confused
 
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