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(Business Insider)   "We're taking Jonesy out of the loop and going completely autonomous"   (businessinsider.com) divider line 33
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2013-03-19 08:47:38 AM
TFA: "The drone war taking place over the skies of Afghanistan, carrying out remotely-piloted attacks on terrorist targets, will soon take an unexpected turn - underwater."

If you spend 15 seconds thinking about the navy and unmanned recon/weapons platforms but fail to expect this development, you might be retarded.
 
2013-03-19 08:49:24 AM
Who's Stanley?

i536.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-19 08:50:25 AM
farm1.staticflickr.com
Is not happy.
 
2013-03-19 08:56:57 AM
www.balettie.com
 
2013-03-19 08:59:37 AM

stuhayes2010: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 360x240]
Is not happy.


That's what he gets for using the whole boat as his own personal private stereo set.
 
2013-03-19 08:59:51 AM
Jonesy could never have done it without X-ray Burns.

/IBJ
 
2013-03-19 09:00:25 AM
I'm sorry. but Jonesy wasn't in the Navy. He went to the Police Academy...

www.fretbase.com
 
2013-03-19 09:04:20 AM

minnesotaboy: I'm sorry. but Jonesy wasn't in the Navy. He went to the Police Academy...

[www.fretbase.com image 640x480]


Nope.  He's out in space:
media.tumblr.com

\and the motivation for naming our psychotic little cat, fwiw
 
2013-03-19 09:05:15 AM
Jonsey doesn't mind being out of the loop
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-19 09:10:09 AM
www.blue-area.net

Jonesy was a hack and anyone who reads comic books knows the kirby silver surfer is the true silver surfer.
 
2013-03-19 09:10:20 AM
You know, I seen me a mermaid once.  I even saw a shark eat an octopus.  But I've never seen a phantom, Russian submarine.
 
2013-03-19 09:21:45 AM

Dinobot: stuhayes2010: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 360x240]
Is not happy.

That's what he gets for using the whole boat as his own personal private stereo set.


Pavarotti!
 
2013-03-19 09:31:45 AM
I think I've seen this movie...
 
2013-03-19 09:33:15 AM
"Navy Wants Completely Craft Remotely Sub"
I've consulted the experts on this one.  It makes no muchly sensesing.
Les would've failed me out of Freshman English and Mrs Emmermanning would have beat me to a pulp for that one.   Nearly didn't survive the gerunds beatings.


As for the death dealing drone, it seems like another Bell Boeing V22 Osprey which has the unsettling habit of killing the very people it's supposed to carry.
At 800 meters a bump can be as bad as a missile.  Saw the image and thought of the schtick in the Three Stooges where the all walk together, in step, inches apart - hilarity ensues, again - 800 meters.


Juuuuust sittin' here waiting for some Military Industrial Complex Engineer with hubris cranked up to eleven, to begin the hating.
 
2013-03-19 09:34:40 AM
The movie references are all over the place with this one.
 
2013-03-19 09:37:18 AM
A Ruskie, son, doesn't take a dump without a plan
 
2013-03-19 09:42:35 AM

wraithmare: Dinobot: stuhayes2010: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 360x240]
Is not happy.

That's what he gets for using the whole boat as his own personal private stereo set.

Pavarotti!


Coming up their asses!
 
2013-03-19 09:57:08 AM
And here I thought this thread was going to be about heroin-addicted cyborg dolphins.  Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-03-19 09:58:52 AM
What if something sounds like whales humping?
 
2013-03-19 10:14:30 AM
img.photobucket.com
"I took natures most perfect killing machine and needlessly turned it into a robot!"

//Shamelessly hot from  http://www.fark.com/comments/6861144/74107040#c74107040
//Finally a way to deal with those jerks in Pod 6
 
2013-03-19 10:16:51 AM
...I would have liked to see Montana...
 
2013-03-19 10:31:16 AM

Marcintosh: "Navy Wants Completely Craft Remotely Sub"
I've consulted the experts on this one.  It makes no muchly sensesing.
Les would've failed me out of Freshman English and Mrs Emmermanning would have beat me to a pulp for that one.   Nearly didn't survive the gerunds beatings.

As for the death dealing drone, it seems like another Bell Boeing V22 Osprey which has the unsettling habit of killing the very people it's supposed to carry.
At 800 meters a bump can be as bad as a missile.  Saw the image and thought of the schtick in the Three Stooges where the all walk together, in step, inches apart - hilarity ensues, again - 800 meters.

Juuuuust sittin' here waiting for some Military Industrial Complex Engineer with hubris cranked up to eleven, to begin the hating.


Military Industrial Complex Engineer here.  Hubris only made it up to 8.3 today because not done with coffee yet.

You've pretty much nailed it.  This is going to be a disaster for the first several iterations.
 
2013-03-19 10:32:13 AM
Taking Jonesy out but putting Sarah Connor in.
 
2013-03-19 10:49:32 AM

wraithmare: Dinobot: stuhayes2010: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 360x240]
Is not happy.

That's what he gets for using the whole boat as his own personal private stereo set.

Pavarotti!


It was Paganini.  Pavarotti is a tenor, Paganini was a composer.
 
2013-03-19 11:19:45 AM

BigLuca: wraithmare: Dinobot: stuhayes2010: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 360x240]
Is not happy.

That's what he gets for using the whole boat as his own personal private stereo set.

Pavarotti!

It was Paganini.  Pavarotti is a tenor, Paganini was a composer.


look, this is my story, ok?
 
2013-03-19 11:44:07 AM

LDM90: Taking Jonesy out but putting Sarah Connor in.


From now on, Russians will no longer be referred to as "Ivans" but as "Sarahs."
 
2013-03-19 12:39:46 PM
i47.tinypic.com

For the love of god, don't let any of these guys near the project. Especially Ally Sheedy, she can't even figure out what launch codes do.
 
2013-03-19 12:40:54 PM
I know how this story goes.

Arms Sales done by Holographic Salesmen...
imageshack.us

Because there is no one left alive to sell them.

img607.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-19 01:18:49 PM
CONN, SONAR!  CRAZY IVAN!
 
2013-03-19 01:49:36 PM
Kowalski will be furious, as will the Admiral.
 
2013-03-19 02:58:52 PM

BigLuca: wraithmare: Dinobot: stuhayes2010: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 360x240]
Is not happy.

That's what he gets for using the whole boat as his own personal private stereo set.

Pavarotti!

It was Paganini.  Pavarotti is a tenor, Paganini. was. a. composer.


Punctuation added to represent how he spoke his lines.
 
2013-03-19 03:30:58 PM
Tootles 250 million dollars.
 
2013-03-19 09:00:04 PM
Be careful, Ryan.  Shome things in here don't react too well to bulletsh.
 
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