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2013-03-19 07:45:51 AM
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Sometimes I think about how nice it will be when Chuck Norris dies, and the hype dies off too, and I never have to hear anything about him again.
2013-03-19 08:21:53 AM
2 votes:
I don't get the Chuck Norris meme either (though I DID like Forced Vengeance and Code of Silence), but in his defense, isn't he 70 something??

I think he looks pretty damned good for 70 something
2013-03-20 10:08:57 AM
1 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: SpdrJay: Sometimes I think about how nice it will be when Chuck Norris dies, and the hype dies off too, and I never have to hear anything about him again.

Agreed. The whole Chuck Norris schtick became even more tired after he began to embrace and encourage it himself.


Not only did Chuck Norris get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee, but he's a farking twat too.
2013-03-19 07:58:14 PM
1 votes:
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2013-03-19 03:50:42 PM
1 votes:

trotsky: Who's this guy you keep talking about who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee? Charles Something-or-Other? I'm going to go now and watch Enter the Dragon.


And yet Bruce is dead and Chuck is still here, so who really defeated who?
2013-03-19 01:49:44 PM
1 votes:
It's obvious that Carlos Norris had a face lift, judging by his Kenny Rogers eyes and lack of wrinkles.  Of course, he probably just willed his skin to pull back and tighten itself, right?
2013-03-19 01:28:10 PM
1 votes:
He's a right-wing religious nutjob. He was never cool, he was never someone to look up to. He believes gays shouldn't have the same rights. He believes that women shouldn't have the right to choose an abortion. He believes a lot of really, really shiatty things that repress the individuality rights of others which is hugely ironic for someone who claims to be a freedom fighter. Love the actor/martial artist/entertainer, whatever - Just know that the man himself is farking reprehensible as a human being.
2013-03-19 11:38:08 AM
1 votes:
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In reality, Chuck Norris still has his beard (pictured at left)
2013-03-19 10:50:21 AM
1 votes:
I never understood the hype about Carlos Norris, but I give him props for withstanding the horrible pain he must have endured when he got his chest waxed.

Dude was like a farking otter.
2013-03-19 09:14:06 AM
1 votes:

skozlaw: Chuck Norris is a lousy actor, his movies were all terrible, Walker: Texas Ranger was only enjoyable if you were a 95 year old blind and deaf invalid and his social and political opinions are so poorly thought-out that a third grader would be embarrassed to turn them in as an informal homework assignment.

Considering everything about Chuck Norris is a total failure I can kind of understand the internet's infatuation, but it's still sort of annoying..


Feel better?
2013-03-19 08:51:12 AM
1 votes:
Chuck Norris's ideas cause cancer. Fortunately, Chuck Norris has never had an idea.
2013-03-19 08:29:12 AM
1 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: The whole Chuck Norris schtick became even more tired after he began to embrace and encourage it himself.


I bet you rolled your eyes when Rick Romero declared "water is wet".
2013-03-19 08:19:24 AM
1 votes:
stalinsmoustache.files.wordpress.com

*feels his pain*


/obscure?
2013-03-19 07:50:07 AM
1 votes:

SpdrJay: Sometimes I think about how nice it will be when Chuck Norris dies, and the hype dies off too, and I never have to hear anything about him again.


Agreed. The whole Chuck Norris schtick became even more tired after he began to embrace and encourage it himself.
2013-03-19 07:47:38 AM
1 votes:
I, for one, am very much looking forward to the Chuck Norris death notice thread on this here website.
 
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