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(TMZ)   In reality, Chuck Norris still has his beard; it has simply become too awesome for us mere mortals to view   (tmz.com) divider line 85
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2013-03-19 02:43:23 AM
So where's the picture of the beardless Chuck? All I see is what appears to be a lesbian dressed in sporting apparel.
 
2013-03-19 07:21:11 AM
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Chuck Norris is a young(er) Rupert Murdock?
 
2013-03-19 07:43:55 AM
Chuck Norris is so fearsome, he scared his own chin away.
 
2013-03-19 07:45:51 AM
Sometimes I think about how nice it will be when Chuck Norris dies, and the hype dies off too, and I never have to hear anything about him again.
 
2013-03-19 07:47:38 AM
I, for one, am very much looking forward to the Chuck Norris death notice thread on this here website.
 
2013-03-19 07:48:28 AM
So beards are out during the Thousand Years of Darkness? Good to know.
 
2013-03-19 07:50:07 AM

SpdrJay: Sometimes I think about how nice it will be when Chuck Norris dies, and the hype dies off too, and I never have to hear anything about him again.


Agreed. The whole Chuck Norris schtick became even more tired after he began to embrace and encourage it himself.
 
2013-03-19 07:52:56 AM

Sybarite: So beards are out during the Thousand Years of Darkness? Good to know.


Good thing he's getting a tan before they really set in.
 
2013-03-19 08:00:43 AM

Two Dogs Farking: Chuck Norris is so fearsome, he scared his own chin away.


Chuck Norris is so tough, that he became a right-wing ideologue spouting hateful rhetoric! Did I do it right?
 
2013-03-19 08:02:38 AM
Behind Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin, just a whole lot of dents that look like balls.
 
2013-03-19 08:05:51 AM
The sheer volume of dye needed to turn it unnaturally jet black for the Expendables 2 probably poisoned the follicles causing the whole thing to fall off.
 
2013-03-19 08:08:31 AM

Shvetz: Two Dogs Farking: Chuck Norris is so fearsome, he scared his own chin away.

Chuck Norris is so tough, that he became a right-wing ideologue spouting hateful rhetoric! Did I do it right?


nailed it
 
2013-03-19 08:14:23 AM
Awwww, he shaved his beard.  That's so sad for you.
 
2013-03-19 08:19:24 AM
stalinsmoustache.files.wordpress.com

*feels his pain*


/obscure?
 
2013-03-19 08:21:53 AM
I don't get the Chuck Norris meme either (though I DID like Forced Vengeance and Code of Silence), but in his defense, isn't he 70 something??

I think he looks pretty damned good for 70 something
 
2013-03-19 08:27:45 AM
Who knew that behind Chuck Norris' beard was Willem DaFoe?
 
2013-03-19 08:29:12 AM

Barricaded Gunman: The whole Chuck Norris schtick became even more tired after he began to embrace and encourage it himself.


I bet you rolled your eyes when Rick Romero declared "water is wet".
 
2013-03-19 08:36:54 AM

buntz: I don't get the Chuck Norris meme either (though I DID like Forced Vengeance and Code of Silence), but in his defense, isn't he 70 something??

I think he looks pretty damned good for 70 something


He just turned 73, I The Googled him.
 
2013-03-19 08:51:12 AM
Chuck Norris's ideas cause cancer. Fortunately, Chuck Norris has never had an idea.
 
2013-03-19 08:51:57 AM
He looks like Jason Robards.
 
2013-03-19 08:53:28 AM
Looks like an old mexican to me
 
2013-03-19 09:05:50 AM
Chuck Norris is a lousy actor, his movies were all terrible, Walker: Texas Ranger was only enjoyable if you were a 95 year old blind and deaf invalid and his social and political opinions are so poorly thought-out that a third grader would be embarrassed to turn them in as an informal homework assignment.

Considering everything about Chuck Norris is a total failure I can kind of understand the internet's infatuation, but it's still sort of annoying..
 
2013-03-19 09:10:45 AM
Who new that if he shaved his beard and got the right haircut, he was born to play a live-action Homer Simpson.
 
2013-03-19 09:14:04 AM
william H. Macy is looking pretty fit these days...
 
2013-03-19 09:14:06 AM

skozlaw: Chuck Norris is a lousy actor, his movies were all terrible, Walker: Texas Ranger was only enjoyable if you were a 95 year old blind and deaf invalid and his social and political opinions are so poorly thought-out that a third grader would be embarrassed to turn them in as an informal homework assignment.

Considering everything about Chuck Norris is a total failure I can kind of understand the internet's infatuation, but it's still sort of annoying..


Feel better?
 
2013-03-19 09:15:17 AM
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2013-03-19 09:16:32 AM

SpdrJay: Sometimes I think about how nice it will be when Chuck Norris dies, and the hype dies off too, and I never have to hear anything about him again.


Chuck Norris won't die. Death with Chuck Norris.
 
2013-03-19 09:17:08 AM

GameSprocket: SpdrJay: Sometimes I think about how nice it will be when Chuck Norris dies, and the hype dies off too, and I never have to hear anything about him again.

Chuck Norris won't die. Death with will Chuck Norris.


FTFM. Damn.
 
2013-03-19 09:18:25 AM

GameSprocket: Death with Chuck Norris.


My new favorite TV show that never existed.

/yet.
/please, CBS?
 
2013-03-19 09:26:52 AM

SpdrJay: Sometimes I think about how nice it will be when Chuck Norris dies, and the hype dies off too, and I never have to hear anything about him again.


Seriously.  He's not funny, and his ridiculous "thousand years of darkness" derp just shows you what a moron he is.  Can we all just ignore him, please?
 
2013-03-19 09:33:55 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: [stalinsmoustache.files.wordpress.com image 340x332]
*feels his pain*
/obscure?


Nothing is obscure on FARK.  It was his hair that gave him awesome strength, not his beard.
 
2013-03-19 09:37:50 AM
www.laobserved.com

Actors often change appearances based on the roles they are asked to portray
 
2013-03-19 09:39:53 AM
Who's this guy you keep talking about who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee? Charles Something-or-Other? I'm going to go now and watch Enter the Dragon.
 
2013-03-19 09:55:24 AM
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2013-03-19 09:57:48 AM

trotsky: I'm going to go now and watch Enter the Dragon.


John Saxon > Chuck Norris
 
2013-03-19 10:07:54 AM

skozlaw: Chuck Norris is a lousy actor, his movies were all terrible, Walker: Texas Ranger was only enjoyable if you were a 95 year old blind and deaf invalid and his social and political opinions are so poorly thought-out that a third grader would be embarrassed to turn them in as an informal homework assignment.

Considering everything about Chuck Norris is a total failure I can kind of understand the internet's infatuation, but it's still sort of annoying..


Hey look, someone finally got the meaning behind all the Chuck Norris jokes!
 
2013-03-19 10:27:56 AM
Chuck Norris can Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris.

...and you can take that to the bank.
 
2013-03-19 10:37:57 AM

SpdrJay: Sometimes I think about how nice it will be when Chuck Norris dies, and the hype dies off too, and I never have to hear anything about him again.




lulz.
 
2013-03-19 10:38:49 AM
Can Chuck Norris deliver a round kick so hard that even Chuck Norris cannot defend it?

And Chuck Norris promptly disappeared in a puff of logic.
 
2013-03-19 10:47:12 AM

skozlaw: Chuck Norris is a lousy actor, his movies were all terrible, Walker: Texas Ranger was only enjoyable if you were a 95 year old blind and deaf invalid and his social and political opinions are so poorly thought-out that a third grader would be embarrassed to turn them in as an informal homework assignment.

Considering everything about Chuck Norris is a total failure I can kind of understand the internet's infatuation, but it's still sort of annoying..


You've obviously never seen Lone Wolf McQuade--  I mean the guy pulls a Popeye, but substitutes spinach for beer and manages drive his Ram Charger out of an early grave with only the power of his manly grunting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQkyi1_l6po

/and then he makes Commander Chakotay get him another beer.
 
2013-03-19 10:50:21 AM
I never understood the hype about Carlos Norris, but I give him props for withstanding the horrible pain he must have endured when he got his chest waxed.

Dude was like a farking otter.
 
2013-03-19 10:59:44 AM
Lincoln Wins.

/not obscure
//or is it
///no its not
////cleopatra vs marilyn monroe is worth the visit
 
2013-03-19 11:21:57 AM
Chuck Norris would've kicked Bruce Lee's ass six ways to Sunday.
 
2013-03-19 11:25:06 AM

chewielouie: Chuck Norris would've kicked Bruce Lee's ass six ways to Sunday.


Um.....not really.....
 
2013-03-19 11:27:39 AM

skozlaw: Considering everything about Chuck Norris is a total failure I can kind of understand the internet's infatuation, but it's still sort of annoying..


I don't like anything about his acting or his political "beliefs", but the guy did have an outstanding martial arts career. So, not everything about him is a failure, I'll give him that much.
 
2013-03-19 11:28:30 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: chewielouie: Chuck Norris would've kicked Bruce Lee's ass six ways to Sunday.

Um.....not really.....


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-19 11:35:41 AM

eyeq360: Jim from Saint Paul: [stalinsmoustache.files.wordpress.com image 340x332]
*feels his pain*
/obscure?

Nothing is obscure on FARK.  It was his hair that gave him awesome strength, not his beard.


And Norris get's HIS strenth from his beard.

He is vulnerable to his enemies now.
 
2013-03-19 11:38:08 AM
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In reality, Chuck Norris still has his beard (pictured at left)
 
2013-03-19 11:59:18 AM
I love seeing the haters come out for Chuck Norris thread.

Yes, most of his work is cheese ball, but it kinda like the godzilla movies...it made it even more awsome.

Lone Wofe and Silent Rage were passable movies, but it wasn't because of Norris.
 
2013-03-19 12:12:33 PM
F**K Chunk Norris !
 
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