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(The Atlantic)   17,616 men have suffered the most humiliating and painful injury a man can endure from the grinding teeth of an unforgiving soulless monster   (theatlantic.com) divider line 15
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2013-03-19 07:39:50 AM
4 votes:
Protip:

Put your dick in your pants BEFORE you zip up.
2013-03-19 07:43:45 AM
2 votes:
Are that many men out there who forego underwear? I mean, come on; you unzip, whip it out, do your business, tuck it back in the underwear, zip up. I guess if you're going commando the chance that a hair or skin might get caught in the zipper, but you know, that's why they made underwear. To give you an extra layer of protective clothing between personal bits and the toothy zipper beast.

/or you could just unbelt/unbutton the pants when you need to go
2013-03-19 11:50:40 AM
1 votes:

big pig peaches: dittybopper: BTW, it's 17,616 over 8 years, or just 2,202 per year.  Probably the same 2,000 people over and over again.

Yeah, but if it were lady parts being injured there would already be a dozen charities holding competing 5k walks/runs by now


What's stopping you from making an injured penis charity?
2013-03-19 09:56:46 AM
1 votes:
You down with YKK?

/ Oh shiat, no way!
2013-03-19 08:18:32 AM
1 votes:
And this is why I have worn 501 jeans since I have been responsible for picking my own clothes out .
2013-03-19 08:16:23 AM
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: Do  guys really think it is cool to go sans underwear? Or does this phenomenon happen even to underwear-wearing folks?  Either way, I suspect the victims of this are unable to count to potato.


Happened to me once when I was wearing boxers. The worst pain is having to zip back down a bit to free yourself.
2013-03-19 08:06:12 AM
1 votes:
remembering of course that is only the number that went to the ER.

just like Rape victims, many are too ashamed to report this.
2013-03-19 08:01:52 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: BTW, it's 17,616 over 8 years, or just 2,202 per year.  Probably the same 2,000 people over and over again.


Once you have done it once, you will never ever ever ever do it again.

Trust me on this.
2013-03-19 07:52:22 AM
1 votes:
I bet drinking was involved.
2013-03-19 07:50:25 AM
1 votes:
semper ubi sub ubi
2013-03-19 07:46:20 AM
1 votes:

slayer199:


How'd you get the beans above the frank?
2013-03-19 07:45:43 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: BTW, it's 17,616 over 8 years, or just 2,202 per year.  Probably the same 2,000 people over and over again.


Thanks, I missed that. It seemed a little high to me. However, after doing some research, it seems that men are more prone to go to the ER by blunt force tramau to the crotch area...about 10,000 a year.

/the problem with external genitalia is that it is external
//hard to do much about it
2013-03-19 07:20:29 AM
1 votes:
BTW, it's 17,616 over 8 years, or just 2,202 per year.  Probably the same 2,000 people over and over again.
2013-03-19 07:11:13 AM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-19 07:06:10 AM
1 votes:
Sure, text while driving. Go swimming 10 minutes after Thanksgiving dinner. Stick your dick in crazy. But for God's sake, if there's ONE moment in life to be a little extra cautious....
 
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