dittybopper: BTW, it's 17,616 over 8 years, or just 2,202 per year. Probably the same 2,000 people over and over again.
Summer Glau's Love Slave: 17,617/Just yesterday.//Owie ow ow ow ow!
karnal: Better make it 17,617[www.viceland.com image 300x246]
flucto: Sure, text while driving. Go swimming 10 minutes after Thanksgiving dinner. Stick your dick in crazy. But for God's sake, if there's ONE moment in life to be a little extra cautious....
big pig peaches: dittybopper: BTW, it's 17,616 over 8 years, or just 2,202 per year. Probably the same 2,000 people over and over again.Yeah, but if it were lady parts being injured there would already be a dozen charities holding competing 5k walks/runs by now.
MayoSlather: 17,616 men blame zippers when trying to do something stupid with their penis.
theknuckler_33: Do guys really think it is cool to go sans underwear? Or does this phenomenon happen even to underwear-wearing folks? Either way, I suspect the victims of this are unable to count to potato.
Mutated-Snoopy: I got it caught in the zipper of my footie pajamas when I was really young. Twice./damn thing built up a lot of static, too//the PJs, not my dingdong///CSB
Harry Freakstorm: BendalAre that many men out there who forego underwear? I mean, come on; you unzip, whip it out, do your business, tuck it back in the underwear, zip up. I guess if you're going commando the chance that a hair or skin might get caught in the zipper, but you know, that's why they made underwear. To give you an extra layer of protective clothing between personal bits and the toothy zipper beast./or you could just unbelt/unbutton the pants when you need to goThere is the fatal design in the standard boxer shorts where a person may have believed that he secured the package. Yet prior to zipping the hangar closed, the dirigible decides to slide out past the boxer opening and in to the line of fire. I've been bitten enough times that I am extra careful when wearing the traditional boxers and packing the Graf Zepplin away.
vygramul: Since Newtown, 4585 500+ men have gone to the emergency room because of this. I propose we ban all orange zippers on jeans, like the one pictured.
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