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(MacRumors)   Since JOBS has been shelved indefinitely, Will Farrell will release iSteve this April, starring Justin Long. "In true Internet fashion, it's not based on very thorough research - essentially a cursory look at the Steve Jobs Wikipedia page"   (macrumors.com) divider line 21
    More: Amusing, Justin Long, Will Ferrell, iSteve, Internet fashion, Walter Isaacson, Aaron Sorkin, Ashton Kutcher, internet  
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2013-03-19 07:10:30 AM
So he won't be an asshole?
 
2013-03-19 07:48:24 AM
It will either be boring and congratulatory, or insulting and truthful....
 
2013-03-19 08:30:37 AM
Is it weird I masterbate to Steve jobs as my father?
 
2013-03-19 08:36:30 AM
Didn't know Colin's brother was into comedy.
 
2013-03-19 08:37:31 AM

GUATAPOPO: Is it weird I masterbate to Steve jobs as my father?


As your father what?
 
2013-03-19 08:59:53 AM

SpdrJay: It will either be boring and congratulatory, or insulting and truthful....


I think it'll be neither. Considering that it's coming from Funny or Die, it could just as easily be about space aliens smoking weed.
 
2013-03-19 09:08:40 AM

YodaBlues: GUATAPOPO: Is it weird I masterbate to Steve jobs as my father?

As your father what?


Do I really have to spell it out?
 
2013-03-19 09:37:03 AM
Your girlfriend was in Ted, which was a huge hit. Now she's in Oz, 2 weeks at #1, another huge hit. She's signed on for sequels to both Ted and Oz and who knows what else is on her plate. And she was recently voted Sexiest Woman or something like that.
Your lastest movie got panned and shelved indefinitely. You're in a TV show that's seen better days and has probably just one season left. Ashton, according to my charts, you're about to get dumped.
 
2013-03-19 10:29:31 AM
Seriously subby? It was the second word in the damn article and you still couldn't get it right.
 
2013-03-19 10:40:54 AM

devilEther: Your girlfriend was in Ted, which was a huge hit. Now she's in Oz, 2 weeks at #1, another huge hit. She's signed on for sequels to both Ted and Oz and who knows what else is on her plate. And she was recently voted Sexiest Woman or something like that.
Your lastest movie got panned and shelved indefinitely. You're in a TV show that's seen better days and has probably just one season left. Ashton, according to my charts, you're about to get dumped.


Exist ... awards are lame.

It's like most lifetime achievement awards.
 
2013-03-19 11:22:39 AM
Um...where exactly has anyone said that jOBS has been shelved? IMDB says it will be in theaters April 18.
 
2013-03-19 12:20:37 PM

mat catastrophe: Um...where exactly has anyone said that jOBS has been shelved? IMDB says it will be in theaters April 18.


Welcome to Fark.
 
2013-03-19 12:36:03 PM

Uncle Pooky: mat catastrophe: Um...where exactly has anyone said that jOBS has been shelved? IMDB says it will be in theaters April 18.

Welcome to Fark.


Oh. Yea. I forgot.
 
2013-03-19 12:54:06 PM

mat catastrophe: Um...where exactly has anyone said that jOBS has been shelved? IMDB says it will be in theaters April 18.


Release date undetermined as of 3/15.

Some other entertainment rag was claiming that the director wanted Kutcher to come back for a few quick re-shoots of a few weak scenes, and Ashtaint was being a complete dick about it, hence the delay.
 
2013-03-19 01:30:10 PM

markie_farkie: mat catastrophe: Um...where exactly has anyone said that jOBS has been shelved? IMDB says it will be in theaters April 18.

Release date undetermined as of 3/15.

Some other entertainment rag was claiming that the director wanted Kutcher to come back for a few quick re-shoots of a few weak scenes, and Ashtaint was being a complete dick about it, hence the delay.


A-ha. Right, then.

Still, subby, that's not what "shelved indefinitely" means.
 
2013-03-19 01:57:38 PM

mat catastrophe: Still, subby, that's not what "shelved indefinitely" means.


Uhh...

Definition of  INDEFINITE: not definite: as

a : typically designating an unidentified, generic, or unfamiliar person or thing  <the  indefinite articles  a and  an><indefinite pronouns>

b : not precise  :

c : having no exact limits-

indefinite noun-
in·def·i·nite·ly adverb-
in·def·i·nite·ness noun

/subby
 
2013-03-19 02:04:50 PM

mat catastrophe: A-ha. Right, then.

Still, subby, that's not what "shelved indefinitely" means.


No, that would be The Day the Clown Cried.  Or at the very least, one of those action movies that's so terrible that the studio sits on it for three years, until two or three of the stars become famous in other films.
 
2013-03-19 02:49:49 PM
Wait a minute...Ferrell is responsible for that piece of crap Funny or Die website?
 
2013-03-19 05:07:48 PM

keepitcherry: Wait a minute...Ferrell is responsible for that piece of crap Funny or Die website?


As they say; garbage in, garbage out.
 
2013-03-19 06:21:15 PM

devilEther: Your girlfriend was in Ted, which was a huge hit. Now she's in Oz, 2 weeks at #1, another huge hit. She's signed on for sequels to both Ted and Oz and who knows what else is on her plate. And she was recently voted Sexiest Woman or something like that.
Your lastest movie got panned and shelved indefinitely. You're in a TV show that's seen better days and has probably just one season left. Ashton, according to my charts, you're about to get dumped.


Pretty much this.
 
2013-03-19 08:55:43 PM

markie_farkie: mat catastrophe: Still, subby, that's not what "shelved indefinitely" means.

Uhh...

Definition of  INDEFINITE: not definite: as

a : typically designating an unidentified, generic, or unfamiliar person or thing  <the  indefinite articles  a and  an><indefinite pronouns>

b : not precise  :

c : having no exact limits-

indefinite noun-
in·def·i·nite·ly adverb-
in·def·i·nite·ness noun

/subby


Is there a date attached? Yes. Is that indefinite? No.
 
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