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2013-03-18 10:21:35 PM
It's not a question of where he grips it.
 
2013-03-18 10:32:35 PM
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
 
2013-03-18 10:35:47 PM
Well, it doesn't matter.
 
2013-03-18 10:57:10 PM
How do you know so much about swallows?
 
2013-03-19 12:38:51 AM
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
 
2013-03-19 01:44:54 AM
It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird cannot beat a 1 ton car.
 
2013-03-19 03:39:43 AM

mamoru: It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird cannot beat a 1 ton car.


Obviously you haven't heard of the Superbird.

www.smcars.net
 
2013-03-19 05:38:39 AM
Well we know this article is BS because evolution is just a theory
 
2013-03-19 05:40:10 AM
It's not that they evolved shorter wings, it's that having shorter wings is in the given environment more advantageous for survival. Thus those individuals with short wings are more likely to reproduce and reproduce more often, leading to even more short winged individuals in the population. And that change in the frequency of a trait in response to an environmental pressure is what evolution is.
 
2013-03-19 05:47:46 AM
In a scientific test, mice had their tails cut off. Generation after generation, these mice had their tails cut off.

After hundreds of generations, you know how many mice were born without tails?

None. None of them evolved the feature that their environment was forcing on them.

Now maybe these little birds in the wild evolved shorter wings over the course of 30 years. Or maybe they just got smart about staying away from cars on the highway. On the Galapagos Island, birds used to be indifferent or curious about humans. After their encounter with humans, they learned to be wary.

So are we talking about evolution in the space of 30 years, even when scientific studies have shown that environmental pressure does not influence such a change? Or are we talking about learned behavior?

Birds are smart. Bird-brained evolutionists, not so much.
 
2013-03-19 05:51:15 AM

WhyteRaven74: It's not that they evolved shorter wings, it's that having shorter wings is in the given environment more advantageous for survival. Thus those individuals with short wings are more likely to reproduce and reproduce more often, leading to even more short winged individuals in the population. And that change in the frequency of a trait in response to an environmental pressure is what evolution is.


Ergo: they evolved shorter wings.
 
2013-03-19 05:54:12 AM

Ed Grubermann: WhyteRaven74: It's not that they evolved shorter wings, it's that having shorter wings is in the given environment more advantageous for survival. Thus those individuals with short wings are more likely to reproduce and reproduce more often, leading to even more short winged individuals in the population. And that change in the frequency of a trait in response to an environmental pressure is what evolution is.

Ergo: they evolved shorter wings.



Evolution is only a model.
 
2013-03-19 06:03:14 AM
This strikes me as some researchers should swallow their pride and admit BS and that they were desperately trying to justify the car load of cash they were given.
Based on that theory the European swallow should have shorter wings then the African as there is more cars in Europe then in Africa.
// car totals based on a guess just like the article
 
2013-03-19 06:11:04 AM

WhyteRaven74: It's not that they evolved shorter wings, it's that having shorter wings is in the given environment more advantageous for survival. Thus those individuals with short wings are more likely to reproduce and reproduce more often, leading to even more short winged individuals in the population. And that change in the frequency of a trait in response to an environmental pressure is what evolution is.


That is what evolution is. People that understand the concept know this. It's the denailers who refuse to even try to understand the concept which have no clue whats going on. Take AAG here. Perfect example.
 
2013-03-19 06:11:18 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: In a scientific test, mice had their tails cut off. Generation after generation, these mice had their tails cut off.

After hundreds of generations, you know how many mice were born without tails?

None. None of them evolved the feature that their environment was forcing on them.

Now maybe these little birds in the wild evolved shorter wings over the course of 30 years. Or maybe they just got smart about staying away from cars on the highway. On the Galapagos Island, birds used to be indifferent or curious about humans. After their encounter with humans, they learned to be wary.

So are we talking about evolution in the space of 30 years, even when scientific studies have shown that environmental pressure does not influence such a change? Or are we talking about learned behavior?

Birds are smart. Bird-brained evolutionists, not so much.


Your comment was simply for fun right? Shrug. Birds may be smart but they are not able to postulate and investigate theories as the "bird-brained evolutionists" are. I recall papers where dandelion plants evolved shorter flower stalks in response to lawn mowing within a similar timeframe. Am pretty sure the dandelions did not learn new behaviour. So within 30 years would not be impossible. Regardless, would think it to be a question of number of generations rather than the number of years. Also, wariness to humans may not be a purley learned behaviour but could actually be a genetic evolved trait (or partialy); birds that are less wary due to their genes get removed more often.
 
2013-03-19 06:14:44 AM

LiberalConservative: AverageAmericanGuy: In a scientific test, mice had their tails cut off. Generation after generation, these mice had their tails cut off.

After hundreds of generations, you know how many mice were born without tails?

None. None of them evolved the feature that their environment was forcing on them.

Now maybe these little birds in the wild evolved shorter wings over the course of 30 years. Or maybe they just got smart about staying away from cars on the highway. On the Galapagos Island, birds used to be indifferent or curious about humans. After their encounter with humans, they learned to be wary.

So are we talking about evolution in the space of 30 years, even when scientific studies have shown that environmental pressure does not influence such a change? Or are we talking about learned behavior?

Birds are smart. Bird-brained evolutionists, not so much.

Your comment was simply for fun right? Shrug. Birds may be smart but they are not able to postulate and investigate theories as the "bird-brained evolutionists" are. I recall papers where dandelion plants evolved shorter flower stalks in response to lawn mowing within a similar timeframe. Am pretty sure the dandelions did not learn new behaviour. So within 30 years would not be impossible. Regardless, would think it to be a question of number of generations rather than the number of years. Also, wariness to humans may not be a purley learned behaviour but could actually be a genetic evolved trait (or partialy); birds that are less wary due to their genes get removed more often.


You're arguing with an old fark Troll here. Just let it go, man. Colour him a troll colour and just ignore his babbling in the future.
 
2013-03-19 06:15:36 AM
Its simple. Birds with longs wings die. The rest don`t.

Result? No birds with long wings.

Evolution is just death due to being crap at something. If only it still applied to humans.
 
2013-03-19 06:18:20 AM

dready zim: Its simple. Birds with longs wings die. The rest don`t.

Result? No birds with long wings.

Evolution is just death due to being crap at something. If only it still applied to humans.


Warning labels = Anti-evolution conspiracy
 
2013-03-19 06:18:28 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: In a scientific test, mice had their tails cut off. Generation after generation, these mice had their tails cut off.

After hundreds of generations, you know how many mice were born without tails?

None. None of them evolved the feature that their environment was forcing on them.


If no mice die then evolution does not happen. Evolution is just death due to being crap at something. If only it still applied to humans...

Sometime only droll beats troll.
 
2013-03-19 06:19:16 AM

Smoking GNU: dready zim: Its simple. Birds with longs wings die. The rest don`t.

Result? No birds with long wings.

Evolution is just death due to being crap at something. If only it still applied to humans.

Warning labels = Anti-evolution conspiracy


Also speed limits, health and safety and motorbike helmets.
 
2013-03-19 06:22:37 AM

dready zim: Smoking GNU: dready zim: Its simple. Birds with longs wings die. The rest don`t.

Result? No birds with long wings.

Evolution is just death due to being crap at something. If only it still applied to humans.

Warning labels = Anti-evolution conspiracy

Also speed limits, health and safety and motorbike helmets.


Did you know that almost 1/3 of americans are registered as organ donors BUT that only a very small portion of them have bought a motorcycle to show they're serious about the commitment?
 
2013-03-19 06:22:50 AM
Evolution is a myth.

The aliens who engineered everything clip the wings for fun when no one's looking.
 
2013-03-19 06:22:54 AM

dready zim: Its simple. Birds with longs wings die. The rest don`t.

Result? No birds with long wings.

Evolution is just death due to being crap at something. If only it still applied to humans.


it does, but then compassionate humans get in the way of evolution and invent ways to "save lives"
 
2013-03-19 06:24:48 AM
I mean... er... um... evolution is JUST a theory... or... um... garble garble garble!
 
2013-03-19 06:27:06 AM

Smoking GNU: You're arguing with an old fark Troll here. Just let it go, man. Colour him a troll colour and just ignore his babbling in the future.


I suspected so, but that is ok. Not upset or anything. I actually find him too entertaining to ignore. Think getting a new job today has made me happy and less wary... hope I don't get selected out.
 
2013-03-19 06:32:44 AM
God be praised!

www.rankopedia.com
 
2013-03-19 06:43:23 AM

dready zim: If only it still applied to humans.


AAG is clearly operating under the assumption that trolls will inherit the earth.
 
2013-03-19 07:01:19 AM

AverageAmericanGuy:

In a scientific test, mice had their tails cut off. Generation after generation, these mice had their tails cut off.

After hundreds of generations, you know how many mice were born without tails?

None. None of them evolved the feature that their environment was forcing on them.

Holy Fark.  I thought everyone knew how evolution worked... at least those able to type.

cdn.memestache.com
 
2013-03-19 07:08:26 AM

uttertosh: dready zim: If only it still applied to humans.

AAG is clearly operating under the assumption that trolls will inherit the earth.


Wait, did he say "Blessed are the cheesemakers?"
 
2013-03-19 07:15:27 AM

dready zim: If only it still applied to humans.


Oh, it still applies to humans. Traffic and modern warfare have taken the place of cave bears and saber-tooth tigers, and we've still got disease and famine, and we're about to enter a world with a new and exiting climate.

...And it'll get real interesting when we start tinkering with our own genes.
 
2013-03-19 07:15:49 AM

ihopOVERpancakes: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?


Lacey Duvall vs Sylvia Saint?

/for science!
 
2013-03-19 07:16:03 AM

ciberido: uttertosh: dready zim: If only it still applied to humans.

AAG is clearly operating under the assumption that trolls will inherit the earth.

Wait, did he say "Blessed are the cheesemakers?"


LMAO!
 
2013-03-19 07:17:25 AM

Smoking GNU: It's the denailers who refuse to even try to understand the concept which have no clue whats going on.


4.bp.blogspot.com
?
 
2013-03-19 07:23:20 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: In a scientific test, mice had their tails cut off. Generation after generation, these mice had their tails cut off.

After hundreds of generations, you know how many mice were born without tails?

None. None of them evolved the feature that their environment was forcing on them.



However, having their tails cut off with a carving knife, did cause three of the mice to go blind.
 
2013-03-19 07:49:51 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: In a scientific test, mice had their tails cut off. Generation after generation, these mice had their tails cut off.

After hundreds of generations, you know how many mice were born without tails?

None. None of them evolved the feature that their environment was forcing on them.

Now maybe these little birds in the wild evolved shorter wings over the course of 30 years. Or maybe they just got smart about staying away from cars on the highway. On the Galapagos Island, birds used to be indifferent or curious about humans. After their encounter with humans, they learned to be wary.

So are we talking about evolution in the space of 30 years, even when scientific studies have shown that environmental pressure does not influence such a change? Or are we talking about learned behavior?

Birds are smart. Bird-brained evolutionists, not so much.


You cannot possibly be this stupid.
 
2013-03-19 07:55:25 AM

Free Radical: AverageAmericanGuy: In a scientific test, mice had their tails cut off. Generation after generation, these mice had their tails cut off.

After hundreds of generations, you know how many mice were born without tails?

None. None of them evolved the feature that their environment was forcing on them.

Now maybe these little birds in the wild evolved shorter wings over the course of 30 years. Or maybe they just got smart about staying away from cars on the highway. On the Galapagos Island, birds used to be indifferent or curious about humans. After their encounter with humans, they learned to be wary.

So are we talking about evolution in the space of 30 years, even when scientific studies have shown that environmental pressure does not influence such a change? Or are we talking about learned behavior?

Birds are smart. Bird-brained evolutionists, not so much.

You cannot possibly be this stupid.


stick around... find out for yourself
 
2013-03-19 08:03:24 AM
Are you suggesting automobiles migrate?
 
2013-03-19 08:12:21 AM

ihopOVERpancakes: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?


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The Billdozer: ihopOVERpancakes: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Lacey Duvall vs Sylvia Saint?

/for science!


Lacey Duvalle:

209.160.28.41

Silvia Saint:

www.lavozlibre.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-19 08:18:05 AM

dready zim: Its simple. Birds with longs wings die. The rest don`t.

Result? No birds with long wings.

Evolution is just death due to being crap at something. If only it still applied to humans.


It does, just taking longer, because of modern medecine. Just be patient.
 
2013-03-19 08:23:42 AM

Ed Grubermann: WhyteRaven74: It's not that they evolved shorter wings, it's that having shorter wings is in the given environment more advantageous for survival. Thus those individuals with short wings are more likely to reproduce and reproduce more often, leading to even more short winged individuals in the population. And that change in the frequency of a trait in response to an environmental pressure is what evolution is.

Ergo: they evolved shorter wings.


I am a creationist and I agree with this explanation. I accept natural selection and/or artificial selection as a means of evolution over time. I just don't believe in evolution as the origin of the human species.
 
2013-03-19 08:30:37 AM
In before the Monty Python references!
 
2013-03-19 08:37:53 AM

dready zim: Its simple. Birds with longs wings die. The rest don`t.

Result? No birds with long wings.

Evolution is just death due to being crap at something. If only it still applied to humans.


It worked on UK.

/sorry, I'm just really enjoying that
 
2013-03-19 08:41:44 AM

ltomberry:  I just don't believe in evolution as the origin of the human species.


The wonderful thing about science is that it's true whether you believe in it or not.
 
2013-03-19 08:52:55 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: In a scientific test, mice had their tails cut off. Generation after generation, these mice had their tails cut off.

After hundreds of generations, you know how many mice were born without tails?

None. None of them evolved the feature that their environment was forcing on them.

Now maybe these little birds in the wild evolved shorter wings over the course of 30 years. Or maybe they just got smart about staying away from cars on the highway. On the Galapagos Island, birds used to be indifferent or curious about humans. After their encounter with humans, they learned to be wary.

So are we talking about evolution in the space of 30 years, even when scientific studies have shown that environmental pressure does not influence such a change? Or are we talking about learned behavior?

Birds are smart. Bird-brained evolutionists, not so much.


If you are average, this country is farked.
 
2013-03-19 09:24:47 AM

ltomberry: I am a creationist and I agree with this explanation. I accept natural selection and/or artificial selection as a means of evolution over time. I just don't believe in evolution as the origin of the human species.


Why not? What other explanation is there for the kludge-fest that is the human body? The spine is great for swimming creatures, who first evolved it, but it's crap for a vertical land animal ...and to repeat myself from another thread: External testicles? What all-knowing, all-powerful, all-loving god would give us external testicles? That alone is proof against Genesis.

If the human body was designed, the designer must have been a retard or a sadist.
 
2013-03-19 09:35:36 AM
In related news, people still mix up adaptation, natural selection, and evolution. One of these things is not like the other.

/Non-migratory
 
2013-03-19 09:55:51 AM

dready zim: Its simple. Birds with longs wings die. The rest don`t.

Result? No birds with long wings.

Evolution is just death due to being crap at something. If only it still applied to humans.


I think you have found a solution to no child left behind.
 
2013-03-19 10:11:15 AM

Ed Grubermann: WhyteRaven74: It's not that they evolved shorter wings, it's that having shorter wings is in the given environment more advantageous for survival. Thus those individuals with short wings are more likely to reproduce and reproduce more often, leading to even more short winged individuals in the population. And that change in the frequency of a trait in response to an environmental pressure is what evolution is.

Ergo: they evolved shorter wings.


Yes, but not TO accomplish goal x.

They didn't gain shorter wings, rather they had their economic diversity trimmed by environmental pressures.
 
2013-03-19 10:16:25 AM
but but but bananas

www.damnedifgodexists.com
 
2013-03-19 10:43:42 AM

bongmiester: but but but bananas

[www.damnedifgodexists.com image 600x788]


I could have gone the entire rest of the year with out that.

/quick, more brainbleach!
 
2013-03-19 10:53:43 AM

Ed Grubermann: WhyteRaven74: It's not that they evolved shorter wings, it's that having shorter wings is in the given environment more advantageous for survival. Thus those individuals with short wings are more likely to reproduce and reproduce more often, leading to even more short winged individuals in the population. And that change in the frequency of a trait in response to an environmental pressure is what evolution is.

Ergo: they evolved shorter wings.


No speciation. Still just selection pressure.
 
2013-03-19 11:33:46 AM
Where I grew up, we had a lot of desert "morning doves".  They always seem to be flying right at my dad's box like station wagon then at the last second seem to pop up away from the window.  I didn't understand this until I went to collage and too a few classes in aerodynamics.  The little bastards are surfing on the pressure wave created by the mid 70's Buick. I suppose a shorter wing span, increase anhedral angle and more cord would help to catch the "ground effect" while increasing their maneuverability.  Unfortunately this also decreases stability. Making it harder to fly long distances while carrying a cocoanut.
 
2013-03-19 04:10:18 PM
God be praised!
www.intriguing.com
part deux
 
2013-03-19 08:32:20 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: In a scientific test, mice had their tails cut off. Generation after generation, these mice had their tails cut off.

After hundreds of generations, you know how many mice were born without tails?

None. None of them evolved the feature that their environment was forcing on them.

Now maybe these little birds in the wild evolved shorter wings over the course of 30 years. Or maybe they just got smart about staying away from cars on the highway. On the Galapagos Island, birds used to be indifferent or curious about humans. After their encounter with humans, they learned to be wary.

So are we talking about evolution in the space of 30 years, even when scientific studies have shown that environmental pressure does not influence such a change? Or are we talking about learned behavior?

Birds are smart. Bird-brained evolutionists, not so much.


Congratulations! You have refuted Lamarckism.

Well, the story sounds like an urban legend or something misremembered by Karl Pilkington, but in essence, the idea of getting short-tailed mice by cutting their tales off sounds Lamarckian. Of course, cutting mice's tails off doesn't really affect their chances of reproducing (Darwinian evolution) or the usefulness of long versus short-tails (Lamarckian evolution). In fact, it is unlikely to have any effect on sexual selectiion because female mice don't have fetishes for stumpy males, but be that as it may, apart from not understanding how evolution works, and using an ancient hoary bit of Christian glurge as an argument (thus embarrassing Bevets, where ever he is), the key point is ... well, I don't remember so I'll get back to watching my Bugs Bunny cartoon now.
 
2013-03-19 09:13:10 PM
A similar thing happened in my native province when the Yellow Grosbeak was introduced in hopes that it would eat the spruce budworm. They didn't seem to have a taste for spruce budworm, or even living in the deep woods for that matter. Instead, they liked to flock along the side of the roads in considerable numbers, something which no local birds did, eating salty gravel (presumably they instinctively swallow small pebbles to grind their food, like dinosaurs did, or just liked the salt and roadside insects which would be easy meals).

In any case, they were killed in large numbers because of their habit of not fleeing before cars and trucks and instead flying up into the grills. They kept this up for several generations and then gradually disappeared. This could be a case of learning although the young birds never got a chance to observe their parents avoidance of cars because they grew up in nests hidden away in trees away from the roads.

But somehow they adapted to cars by staying away from them so effectively that you hardly see one any more. They are still there, but if they want salt or gravel, they seem to get them some other way or else in smaller numbers, and have learned to fly away from cars, not towards them. I say learned, but they are not really very smart even by bird standards, and it is more likely that they have acquired an instinct, which is a built-in pattern of behaviour, hard-wired into bird brains rather than a cultural or even learned response.

Since they don't flock like they used to, they can't teach each other not to fly into cars and trucks. They probably have this lesson imprinted on their brains, like a natural fear of predators.

It generally takes a long time for anything complex to evolve, but the brain is extremely flexible and death is a topiary artist that can, when she needs to, work faster than mutations or genes alone. Even evolutionary scientists are learned that Mother Nature has a few tricks up her sleeves that they didn't know about. One of these is epigenetic traits, acquired in a sort of semi-Lamarckian process where stress makes behaviour and other alterations inheritable from parents or even grandparents by affecting the expression of genes rather than the genetic code per se. Another trick is, of course, culture. Birds are smart enough to watch other birds and learn where they hide their stash, but are also smart enough in some cases to learn to deceive other birds and squirrels by "lying".

But in the case of the shorter wings, you can measure and compare generations of wings, as well as do the math to correlate shorter wings to swifter or more manoeuvrable flight.

I'm inclined to believe the experts until other experts come up with reasonable refutations. I do not rely upon Karl Pilkington or Christian email lists for scientific data or arguments.

The success and failure of invasive or introduced species can tell us much about adaptation and evolution. Not only can we study the invaders, but the response of the invaded. Many species that looked like goners have made good come-backs by learning new tricks or adjusting to eat new food or survive by natural selection that makes them more aggressive, bigger, or otherwise better able to cope with the competition.

And competition is a big part of evolutionary theory. Darwin did not, contrary to the slanders of creationists, read Karl Marx. He read the liberal economists like Smith and Ricardo. His theory of competition was one of the key points of difference from his grand-father's theory of evolution (Dr. Erasmus Darwin, however, was one of the lights of the Enlightenment and a financier and friend of the leaders of the Industrial Revolution--the family's wealth came from his sage investments of his sizeable income in the cotton mills that also fostered and financed Engels and Marx).

It was while reading these masters of capitalism and economics that Darwin was invited to tour the world on the Beagle as the Captain's companion. The ship already had an official biologist (who wrote a book which can be read alongside Darwin's Voyage of the Beagle for interesting insights). While evolutionary psychology is a young science and a bit prone to jumping the gun with it's pronouncements, it is a valid endeavour and making progress. Darwin, on the other hand, is still one of the greatest minds of all time, and a very scrupulous, almos OCD-ridden, scientist who never, ever let himself be rushed, except that one time when Alfred Russell Wallace, a young biologist who made his living collecting specimens for collectors  and museums, sent him a theory of evolution which was almost exactly the same as his own little project of nearly thirty years.

Wallace, unlike Darwin, refused to believe the human brain could have evolved. He pulled his punches, so to speak, and insisted that there must be a God. Darwin was disillusioned by the death of his little daughter and by the cruelty, wastefulness and appalling callousness of the inventions he saw in natural, such as the Ichneumon Wasp that lays its eggs in the living flesh of caterpillars and whose young devour the creature alive.

A Quaker, like his wife Emma, although he converted publically to be allowed to attend university and study medicine, he refused to believe that Providence could be, in the naive words of Randell Churchill, a " royal shiat".

Nature, on the other hand, IS an avowed Royal Biatch and doesn't care a bit for the little sparrow that falls. Like most American Conservatives, she contemns the weak and the "inferior" and thinks a little hard love is good for them. What doesn't kill her creatures outright can only make them stronger. Except, of course, from her point of few, the violet is less weak and inferior than Tyrannosaurus rex was, or else we'd have T. rex and not those little white violets that escape the blades of the lawn-mower on lawns all over North America.

That's a thought which came to me whilst mowing my Father's lawn and thinking of the little flowers that escaped the scything blades of death on a river bank where mammoths once went down to the water to drink.

Some are first that shall be last, and others that are last shall be first, as the Bible puts it. Ain't Nature funny? Nearly as funny as Conservatve Christians and others of the ilk.

I'm with Darwin. It's an appalling business that outrages my liberal heart. But humans, unlike Nature, can know better and change how things work so long as they don't violate laws of physics, chemistry, biology, etc.

I also share the opinion of Sir Terry Pratchett, expressed in the introduction to his book on evolution on Discworld, where he points out that Darwin was a great theologian. He was such a great theologian, that he solved the Problem of Evil, absolving both Man and God of all the evil in the world. You see death (and to some extent sin, such as the sins of the capitalist) are productive, like the pruning devices of the topiary artist. Death creates life and then prunes it into rich and gorgeous shapes of fancy. This removes the apparent tautology from natural selection. It is not a question of the best survivors surviving. It is a question of energy flowing along the knife's edge of the knife between chaos and excessful uniformity. Galaxies form and die, stars form and explode, the elements are created, we are all star dust. Even volcanoes and the subduction of continents have made us possible. From the raging nuclear fire of Suns, we have received gifts of oxygen, carbon and nitrogen--all the elements between the original three created in the Big Bang and Iron. From the even more destructive powers of blue giants, we have received every other element above iron.

I am proud to be the product of billions of years of slow progress rather than thousands of years of everything going to Hell in a Handcart pushed by God and robbed of apples by the Devil, thank you.
 
2013-03-19 11:22:34 PM

ciberido:

uttertosh: dready zim: If only it still applied to humans.

AAG is clearly operating under the assumption that trolls will inherit the earth.

Wait, did he say "Blessed are the cheesemakers?"
Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
 
2013-03-19 11:39:25 PM

brantgoose:

Well, the story sounds like an urban legend or something misremembered by Karl Pilkington, but in essence, the idea of getting short-tailed mice by cutting their tales off sounds Lamarckian. Of course, cutting mice's tails off doesn't really affect their chances of reproducing (Darwinian evolution) or the usefulness of long versus short-tails (Lamarckian evolution).
Holy farking shiat.  Cut off tails are NOT an inherited characteristic, FFS.  You should NEVER attempt to correct anyone on anything to do with science... not even someone as dumb and/or trolling as AAG.
 
2013-03-19 11:48:15 PM

brantgoose:

I am proud to be the product of billions of years of slow progress rather than thousands of years of everything going to Hell in a Handcart pushed by God and robbed of apples by the Devil, thank you.
Whatever...  Just get on the cart.  You're not fooling anyone, you know--
 
2013-03-20 01:42:01 AM

GeneralJim: brantgoose: Well, the story sounds like an urban legend or something misremembered by Karl Pilkington, but in essence, the idea of getting short-tailed mice by cutting their tales off sounds Lamarckian. Of course, cutting mice's tails off doesn't really affect their chances of reproducing (Darwinian evolution) or the usefulness of long versus short-tails (Lamarckian evolution).Holy farking shiat.  Cut off tails are NOT an inherited characteristic, FFS.  You should NEVER attempt to correct anyone on anything to do with science... not even someone as dumb and/or trolling as AAG.



Yeah, Jews been circumcizing their kids for 5000 years, why they still getting born with foreskins? Why? Because Jesus, that's why.
 
2013-03-20 03:59:15 AM

bongmiester: but but but bananas

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upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-20 04:39:36 AM
WeenerGord: .


Yeah, Jews been circumcizing their kids for 5000 years, why they still getting born with foreskins? Why? Because Jesus, that's why.


LOL.
 
2013-03-20 11:30:45 AM
Are you suggesting that cars migrate?
 
2013-03-21 07:23:14 AM

Crewmannumber6:

Are you suggesting that cars migrate?

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What (African) cars migrating might look like
 
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