Fiction Fan: Also any fireworks if possible. (Fireworks can be used to distract the Walkers)
What if a Texas Ranger was a Walker?
"If a zombie bit me, it would turn into a Chuck Norris."
SilentStrider: The prison wouldn't be so bad if the Governor weren't such an asshole.
Fiction Fan: our society couldn't withstand three days with petrol
Mentat: Wow, a boat! Why didn't anyone else ever think of that?
WTF Indeed: I can't decide which super fans are more pathetic. Walking Dead or Game of Thrones?
What_Would_Jimi_Do: better idea, why don't they use go carts?[i.chzbgr.com image 500x281]/not mine
Now That's What I Call a Taco!: If the zombies do come, the whole thing will be taken care of in minutes. Slow moving animals with sub-cattle intelligence and weak skulls that have to get close enough to bite you is the worst way imaginable to spread a disease.There's an outbreak in your town? Lock the doors, board up the windows, play x box for two or three days until the police take them all out.
doglover: [armstreet.com image 600x800]Zombie survival is silly without these guys.
erik-k: You want Rick and Daryl to run around battling zombies... wearing a full suit of armor... during a Southern summer?
Skr: I kinda scratch my head why the zombies in films don't decay into immobility faster, especially in some of those hotter humid climates. There would be a plague of flies and carrion feeders feasting on death rather quickly. Just seems you could wait a month or two in safety while the deadites turn to goo.
Tealeaf: Anything that might be pragmatic would be detrimental to building drama.
Tealeaf: Also, people tend to band together when an outside threat appears. If things got very grim we'd join forces with one another, not break into micro-tribes hell bent on warring one another. There might be a few loner types out there, but most people would be living in a larger community than we see in TWD.
Baryogenesis: Really? No one is taking advantage of the outside threat to rape, plunder, steal, loot, rape or murder?
DerpHerder: How exactly do zombies defeat a tank or any tracked vehicle? I understand they run out of gas but it seems like you could run over lots of zombies going 60mph in an Abrams.
ox45tallboy: Yeah, pity fireworks are illegal in Georgia. Maybe some bottle rockets or sparklers, but I don't think that's going to help
KarLorian: They'll have to mad max a crude distillation rig that doesn't use fire ( boats + fire = bad mojo).No fire means electricity and I don't think solar panels and good deep cycle batteries are gonna be easy to scavenge. Let alone charge controllers.
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