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(Abilene Reporter-News)   Just so you know, that Moroccan guy who played Satan on "The Bible" was playing Satan long before Obama became Satan. Just sayin'. Satan   (reporternews.com) divider line 122
    More: Followup, Bibles, Moroccan, obama, Satans, Mark Burnett  
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2013-03-18 06:51:11 PM  
Let's see, his ears look different, his eyes look different, his eyebrows look different, his nose looks different, his mouth looks different.
oh, and the producers are 0bama supporters.
so yeah, real conspiracy here.
 
2013-03-18 06:53:23 PM  
Of course, that his makeup was apparently carefully chosen to make him resemble Obama as much as possible when the actor really doesn't is just one of those inconvenient facts.
 
2013-03-18 06:54:17 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 06:56:15 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Let's see, his ears look different, his eyes look different, his eyebrows look different, his nose looks different, his mouth looks different.


He still won.
 
2013-03-18 07:04:49 PM  

GAT_00: Of course, that his makeup was apparently carefully chosen to make him resemble Obama as much as possible when the actor really doesn't is just one of those inconvenient facts.


yeah, interesting how the make up made the actor's lips, nose, eyes, eyebrows and ears all look different and yet you still think he looks the same.  Interesting.
 
2013-03-18 07:09:55 PM  
The satan character does slightly resemble what I think an aged Obama would look like. Do I think this was part of a conspiracy? No.
 
2013-03-18 07:17:28 PM  

Krymson Tyde: The satan character does slightly resemble what I think an aged Obama would look like. Do I think this was part of a conspiracy? No.


This is supposedly him without makeup:

icecreamconvos.com

I have no way of knowing for certain of that, but that is supposedly the actor out of makeup.  Gives more than a little proof to the theory that the resemblance is intentional.
 
2013-03-18 07:29:37 PM  
You know who plays a good Satan?
www.e4.com

sciwiki.scifiontv.com

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-18 07:31:54 PM  
i23.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 07:33:40 PM  

GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: The satan character does slightly resemble what I think an aged Obama would look like. Do I think this was part of a conspiracy? No.

This is supposedly him without makeup:



I have no way of knowing for certain of that, but that is supposedly the actor out of makeup.  Gives more than a little proof to the theory that the resemblance is intentional.


I would like to see a better (and a positively identified) photo of him before I pass judgement.
 
2013-03-18 07:36:03 PM  

Krymson Tyde: GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: The satan character does slightly resemble what I think an aged Obama would look like. Do I think this was part of a conspiracy? No.

This is supposedly him without makeup:

I have no way of knowing for certain of that, but that is supposedly the actor out of makeup.  Gives more than a little proof to the theory that the resemblance is intentional.

I would like to see a better (and a positively identified) photo of him before I pass judgement.


There are no other photos from what I can see.  GIS is littered with pictures of him in makeup, racist pictures of Obama, and very little else.  IMBD says he's been in other movies, so maybe someone could ID him from that.

But given that Glenn Beck is giving the thumbs up to this little production and completely denying that the actor was made to look like Obama...Well, I know the conclusion I'd come to.
 
2013-03-18 07:38:25 PM  

GAT_00: Krymson Tyde: The satan character does slightly resemble what I think an aged Obama would look like. Do I think this was part of a conspiracy? No.

This is supposedly him without makeup:

[icecreamconvos.com image 350x468]

I have no way of knowing for certain of that, but that is supposedly the actor out of makeup.  Gives more than a little proof to the theory that the resemblance is intentional.


That photo looks like somebody jacked with the aspect ratio.  Stretched it from 4:3 to 16:9 or something.  H'd look more like Obama if his face wasn't so artificially wide and he didn't have that creepy mustache.
 
2013-03-18 07:38:26 PM  
Missed this one

estaticos.elperiodico.com

He at least is a pretty close resemblance for the other picture.
 
2013-03-18 07:46:26 PM  

texdent: You know who plays a good Satan?
[www.e4.com image 510x383]V


Came to post Ray Wise.
 
2013-03-18 07:50:38 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: texdent: You know who plays a good Satan?
[www.e4.com image 510x383]V

Came to post Ray Wise.


Ray Wise was a f*cking amazing Satan.
 
2013-03-18 07:51:50 PM  

texdent: You know who plays a good Satan?


He also played a priest. Coincidence? OR CONSPIRACY?

www.e4.com img255.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-18 07:52:25 PM  

texdent: You know who plays a good Satan?
[www.e4.com image 510x383]

[sciwiki.scifiontv.com image 250x333]

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 284x177]


img src="http://media-cache-ec4.pinterest.com/192x/b2/65/0b/b2650beb27d1bb 106f08ec1ab3581539.jpg">
 
2013-03-18 07:56:34 PM  

Car_Ramrod: texdent: You know who plays a good Satan?

He also played a priest. Coincidence? OR CONSPIRACY?

[www.e4.com image 510x383] [img255.imageshack.us image 450x300]


Well, he played the priest on Psych, so I think that one doesn't count.
 
2013-03-18 07:56:49 PM  

GAT_00: Missed this one

[estaticos.elperiodico.com image 518x426]

He at least is a pretty close resemblance for the other picture.


(i have no idea what that sentence means)

wow.  same nose as 0bama (not), same lips as 0bama (not), same eyebrows as 0bama (not), same eyes as 0bama (not) same ears as 0bama (not), other than that he looks as much as 0bama as anyone else who has different ears, eyes, nose and mouth than 0bama.
 
2013-03-18 07:58:16 PM  
Meh, I don't really buy that anyone tried to make him look like Obama.  If they had, I think I would have a pretty tough time giving a shiat anyway.
 
2013-03-18 07:59:37 PM  

Shostie: Zarquon's Flat Tire: texdent: You know who plays a good Satan?
[www.e4.com image 510x383]V

Came to post Ray Wise.

Ray Wise was a f*cking amazing Satan.


Ray Wise plays a great savvy, present-day Satan; I don't know if I could see him playing an old world Satan .

www.usu.edu

They shoulda had this guy do it.
 
2013-03-18 08:01:51 PM  
blog-imgs-23.fc2.com
Better Satan.
 
2013-03-18 08:04:06 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: wow.  same nose as 0bama (not), same lips as 0bama (not), same eyebrows as 0bama (not), same eyes as 0bama (not) same ears as 0bama (not), other than that he looks as much as 0bama as anyone else who has different ears, eyes, nose and mouth than 0bama.


Go away, asshole.
 
2013-03-18 08:04:07 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
We must talk

www.brego.net
" Little Tommy Daggett. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers every night. And then you'd jump in your bed, so afraid I was under there. And I was! "
 
2013-03-18 08:04:18 PM  

GAT_00: Car_Ramrod: texdent: You know who plays a good Satan?

He also played a priest. Coincidence? OR CONSPIRACY?

[www.e4.com image 510x383] [img255.imageshack.us image 450x300]

Well, he played the priest on Psych, so I think that one doesn't count.


I'd argue that it counts twice as much because of that.
 
2013-03-18 08:06:08 PM  
Best Satan:
unrealitymag.com
 
2013-03-18 08:06:34 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: GAT_00: Missed this one

[estaticos.elperiodico.com image 518x426]

He at least is a pretty close resemblance for the other picture.

(i have no idea what that sentence means)

wow.  same nose as 0bama (not), same lips as 0bama (not), same eyebrows as 0bama (not), same eyes as 0bama (not) same ears as 0bama (not), other than that he looks as much as 0bama as anyone else who has different ears, eyes, nose and mouth than 0bama.


I aint a fan of Obama, but seriously, dude, are you 12? "0bama" is really childish and will get people on the left who are pissed off at you even more fuel to be pissed off at you.
 
2013-03-18 08:06:58 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x409]
We must talk

[www.brego.net image 626x265]
" Little Tommy Daggett. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers every night. And then you'd jump in your bed, so afraid I was under there. And I was! "


Damn it!
 
2013-03-18 08:13:36 PM  
He doesn't look like Obama. It has to say something, though, that they made the devil brown. Also, why is Satan in two episodes? He's barely even mentioned in the Bible.
 
2013-03-18 08:15:14 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: GAT_00: Missed this one

[estaticos.elperiodico.com image 518x426]

He at least is a pretty close resemblance for the other picture.

(i have no idea what that sentence means)

wow.  same nose as 0bama (not), same lips as 0bama (not), same eyebrows as 0bama (not), same eyes as 0bama (not) same ears as 0bama (not), other than that he looks as much as 0bama as anyone else who has different ears, eyes, nose and mouth than 0bama.


Glenn Beck still won't sleep with you.
 
2013-03-18 08:17:43 PM  

texdent: You know who plays a good Satan?
[www.e4.com image 510x383]

[sciwiki.scifiontv.com image 250x333]

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 284x177]


I'll agree with Ray Wise and John Glover.  Both great in that role, both in their own way.  Glover also played an angel to great effect in the same series (Brimstone).  Viggo Mortensen, as mentioned above, was chilling.  I can't decide if Tilda Swinton or Peter Stormare were the best parts of Constantine.  But Stormare is a lot more fun than I previously knew.  The monkey scene makes it.
 
2013-03-18 08:17:48 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

artislimited.files.wordpress.com

Last Temptation of Christ Satan is best Satan


i.imgur.com

Veggie Seitan is worst Satan
 
2013-03-18 08:21:27 PM  

NobleHam: It has to say something, though, that they made the devil brown


why wouldn't a character, in stories about brown people, be also brown?

BPD - why is that
 
2013-03-18 08:23:08 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: NobleHam: It has to say something, though, that they made the devil brown

why wouldn't a character, in stories about brown people, be also brown?

BPD - why is that


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Asking the same question.
 
2013-03-18 08:23:39 PM  
i also must state i haven't seen any of the series.
 
2013-03-18 08:31:55 PM  
So what they're saying is this guy was playing Satan before it was cool?
 
2013-03-18 08:32:25 PM  
I think I've reached the end of the Internet. There's nothing else for me here.
 
2013-03-18 08:38:33 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: NobleHam: It has to say something, though, that they made the devil brown

why wouldn't a character, in stories about brown people, be also brown?

BPD - why is that


By brown I don't mean Levantine tan like the Hebrews, I mean the guy looks sub-Saharan African, and there are only a couple (if any, it's debatable) of those in the Bible.
 
2013-03-18 08:39:35 PM  

machodonkeywrestler: What_Would_Jimi_Do: NobleHam: It has to say something, though, that they made the devil brown

why wouldn't a character, in stories about brown people, be also brown?

BPD - why is that

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 224x225]

Asking the same question.


Isn't he Portuguese?  Pretty sure Americans consider them a kind of brown.
 
2013-03-18 08:39:57 PM  
Look, I understand that all black people look the same to Glenn Beck, but NOT EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY!!!
 
2013-03-18 08:43:02 PM  
I'm not watching this and I haven't looked at a single picture of this Obama clone, but since it really seems to bunch 10 Pounds of Derp's panties that people think this guy playing Satan looks like Obama, HE DEFINITELY LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM! It's amazing the resemblance, the eyes, the forehead, the nose, all exactly like Obama. Damn you conservative Hollywood!

/the best Satan was Elizabeth Hurley, BTW
 
2013-03-18 08:43:41 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-03-18 08:48:19 PM  
I would have cast a guy that looked like Mark Zuckerberg.
 
2013-03-18 08:52:52 PM  

NobleHam:  Also, why is Satan in two episodes? He's barely even mentioned in the Bible.


It's The Bible on The History Channel.  Let's not pick nits when the alternative is another show on Hitler, or Alien Ice Truck Drivers In Pawn Stores or whatever other hot mess they're pushing.
 
2013-03-18 08:53:24 PM  
I'm more offended that Americans still think Jesus looked like a white European.
 
2013-03-18 08:57:31 PM  
It probably was President Barack Hussein Obama. He was in the latest Die Hard abortion. It shouldn't surprise anyone if it is him, too, seeing as how he's such a narcissistic thugtard. He and I are a lot alike in that regard, so it's probably just the player hatin' talkin'.

Is player hatin' talkin' hate speech? Let's find out.
 
2013-03-18 09:00:22 PM  

TheJoe03: I'm more offended that Americans still think Jesus looked like a white European.


It's not just a white American thing.

christianyogamagazine.comupload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-18 09:01:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-18 09:04:41 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: It's not just a white American thing.


I know, but something tells me that east Asians haven't deluded themselves into thinking Jesus really did look like that.
 
2013-03-18 09:06:33 PM  

Shostie: Zarquon's Flat Tire: texdent: You know who plays a good Satan?
[www.e4.com image 510x383]V

Came to post Ray Wise.

Ray Wise was a f*cking amazing Satan.


I'll just leave this here for all of my fellow Ray Wise fans.
 
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