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(Gawker)   Bill O'Reilly's divorce is so ugly, God got involved   (gawker.com) divider line 27
    More: Amusing, Bill O'Reilly, god, Jeff Greenfield, New York Civil Liberties Union, Jeffrey Toobin, Ex-wife, Nassau County Police Department  
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24277 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Mar 2013 at 5:42 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-18 05:13:41 PM  
7 votes:
On three... one ... two ... three:

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
2013-03-18 06:36:22 PM  
5 votes:
I hope she doesn't get a penny. I'd hate for this guy to have to put off retirement.
2013-03-18 06:18:28 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com

He's still a douchebag.
2013-03-18 05:49:30 PM  
5 votes:
Hey look, Cardinal Dolan is selling indulgences.
2013-03-18 06:26:05 PM  
4 votes:
cdn.uproxx.com
2013-03-18 05:57:02 PM  
4 votes:
conservative family values in action.
2013-03-18 07:05:07 PM  
3 votes:

LeroyBourne: She was put off by his falafel kink?


His wife got tired of the constant tahini infections in her pita pocket.
2013-03-18 07:01:12 PM  
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-18 06:07:38 PM  
3 votes:

namegoeshere: We must never ever ever let the gays marry. That would destroy the sanctity of marriage.


Bill's marriage was doing quite well until we started to let gays get married. See, these gays with their gayness and their gay marriage went and destroyed Bill's marriage. Had America put its foot down and said that gays could not get married and in 2010 if we could have strengthened DOMA or made it REALLY DON'T ASK, REALLY DON'T TELL, baby Mama O'Reilly would be popping out another kid as we speak and they'd be on a second honeymoon.

/hopefully someone didn't post this before me
//really hope that person didn't mean every word of it
2013-03-18 05:58:01 PM  
3 votes:
We must never ever ever let the gays marry. That would destroy the sanctity of marriage.
2013-03-18 05:57:49 PM  
3 votes:
always nice to see the conservative sanctity of marriage at work
2013-03-18 09:45:57 PM  
2 votes:

Thunderpipes: Alleged, claims, etc.....

That's how Catholics do stuff, the annulment thing. You would not be whining if they were Muslims doing Muslim stuff. Sounds like a normal court battle.

You hate him, fine, but at least be honest. Wife sounds like a ho. Older, knows she can get millions in a divorce, so can be a tramp with a younger cop. Win/win for her.


"If different people were doing different things you would say something different.  Take THAT!"
2013-03-18 06:08:03 PM  
2 votes:
Sounds fair and balanced to me.
2013-03-18 06:00:54 PM  
2 votes:
Oh My!

Bill Mother-F-ing O'Reilly's just got a heaping spoon (or two) of Karma... well Billy, you are not as smart as you think you are and you are not as good as you claim to be... at anything!

F*ck you, and I hope she takes you to the cleaners for all the evil you've done to the world.
2013-03-18 05:56:40 PM  
2 votes:

Paul Baumer: Hey look, Cardinal Dolan is selling indulgences.


i47.tinypic.com
2013-03-18 05:46:08 PM  
2 votes:
So's he's as big a prick in real life as he plays on TV? Surprise surprise surprise Sgt Carter.
2013-03-18 10:53:41 PM  
1 votes:
s24.postimage.org
2013-03-18 07:50:49 PM  
1 votes:
Is he blaming the gays yet?
2013-03-18 07:35:26 PM  
1 votes:

whatsupchuck: The real reason to feel sorry for his children is what they may have inherited from Billy.  Worst. Genetic. Heritage. Evar.


So they're going to grow up to be lying, splotchy-faced bullies?
2013-03-18 07:28:58 PM  
1 votes:
This woman willingly spawned the offspring of Bill O'Reilly. She is damned for eternity.
2013-03-18 06:39:45 PM  
1 votes:

dv-ous: KittyGlitterSparkles: thisisyourbrainonFark:

An annulment, what does that mean? To end the marriage?

Cosmic do-over; in the eyes of the Catholic church, divorce isn't a thing. Annulment means the marriage never happened.


So the kids become bastards. What happens to them in the eyes of the church? And wasn't "having kids" one of the things that made an annulment a bit not-gonna-happen for just that reason?

And if she's a dirty whore (accorting to the church), why isn't he?

Magicpenis. Saves you from sin.
2013-03-18 06:27:02 PM  
1 votes:
The real reason to feel sorry for his children is what they may have inherited from Billy.  Worst. Genetic. Heritage. Evar.
2013-03-18 06:17:10 PM  
1 votes:
What a farking pinhead.
2013-03-18 06:09:12 PM  
1 votes:

spesimen: always nice to see the conservative sanctity of marriage at work


Spot on, and more succinct than I could have put together.
2013-03-18 05:53:56 PM  
1 votes:
divorce and custody battles suckass but i have a hard time feeling sorry for Billy. Given his personality i can't believe he or she thought marriage stood a chance in hell of working.  I'd wager she was betting on it.

\Little know fact is that her original maiden name was McDoingitforthealimony.
\\Hopefully the kids come through this pseudo-sane.  Total sanity is a pipedream given these parents.
2013-03-18 05:50:59 PM  
1 votes:
She was put off by his falafel kink?
2013-03-18 05:49:51 PM  
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


There was that little matter of the falafel.
 
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