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(Gawker)   Bill O'Reilly's divorce is so ugly, God got involved   (gawker.com) divider line 32
    More: Amusing, Bill O'Reilly, god, Jeff Greenfield, New York Civil Liberties Union, Jeffrey Toobin, Ex-wife, Nassau County Police Department  
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2013-03-18 05:57:02 PM
7 votes:
conservative family values in action.
2013-03-18 05:53:40 PM
6 votes:
Bill O'Reilly is a horrible excuse for a human being
2013-03-18 06:35:18 PM
4 votes:
Another indication that it has become poisonous: the Catholic Church has gotten involved. Gawker has learned that McPhilmy has been formally reprimanded in writing by her church for continuing to take communion in her Long Island parish despite having been divorced and remarried-a no-no according to the Pope. The reprimand also instructed her to stop telling her children that her second marriage, to the Nassau County detective O'Reilly tried to destroy, is valid in the eyes of God. It warned her that if she didn't comply, harsher measures may be in order.


Wow. So much douchery in this story from more than one person....

OK - FARK the catholic church. Instead of telling O'Reilly that they wouldn't be a pawn in his personal vendettas and counseling him to turn the other farking cheek - you know, like some guy the church couldn't give a fark about once said - instead they harass another member at the bidding of a wealthy donor. For crying out loud catholic people, there's other christian denominations. Check one out! I hear the methodists can be cool. How many times does the catholic church have to lie? To be complicit in atrocities? To be rife with corruption? To be laughably out of touch on contraception, gay rights, etc.... The notion that the catholic church has any believable amount of moral authority whatsoever is utterly laughable. To pretend otherwise is almost farcical.

Second, fark O'Reilly. I knew he was relatively douchey, but wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt, being that he's pretty much the sanest pundit left on the right (relatively speaking of course). But there's so much grade-a assholery in that story that I'm all out of benefit of the doubt for him from now on. Didn't have much before, but now it's all gone. Trying to use his influence to fark with his ex-wife through the police department (probably unsuccessful), through the catholic church (successful it looks like) and then pulling that underhanded shiat paying off the mediator.... I mean, WOW.
2013-03-18 06:06:44 PM
4 votes:
Is there anything about this man that isn't ugly?
2013-03-18 05:53:30 PM
4 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


Nothing says she was banging him while still with O'Reilly.  Had the impression from the article she started to date him after they separated.  And given his history of chasing skirts, he's not much one to criticize her even if she WAS cheating on him.

Suggest reading the entire article some time.
2013-03-18 05:49:51 PM
4 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


There was that little matter of the falafel.
2013-03-18 06:21:21 PM
3 votes:
fark him, I hope he dies a painful death.

And no, I don't care if this is just his personal business that has almost nothing to do with his on-air personality.  Once you say things that I find repugnant, I will spend the rest of my days saying snarky things about you and making fun of your misfortunes... on the internet.
2013-03-18 06:00:54 PM
3 votes:
Oh My!

Bill Mother-F-ing O'Reilly's just got a heaping spoon (or two) of Karma... well Billy, you are not as smart as you think you are and you are not as good as you claim to be... at anything!

F*ck you, and I hope she takes you to the cleaners for all the evil you've done to the world.
2013-03-18 05:59:25 PM
3 votes:
It takes a special kind of egotistical asshole to retroactively make your children bastards in the eyes of your church just to score some petty "points" against your ex-wife.

Turning your kids' therapist into a nanny by throwing enough money at her so that you can "win" every parental dispute is a nice trick, though.  Well played, O'Reilly.

Now please, tell me more about Traditional Family ValuesTM
2013-03-18 05:57:49 PM
3 votes:
always nice to see the conservative sanctity of marriage at work
2013-03-18 06:22:30 PM
2 votes:
This is one of those instances that I'm rooting for the woman to take the guy for all his worth

/if there's a god...
2013-03-18 05:58:01 PM
2 votes:
We must never ever ever let the gays marry. That would destroy the sanctity of marriage.
2013-03-18 05:50:54 PM
2 votes:
This is the same writer who published the names of all registered New York city gun owners, calling them all "a$$holes" in the title of his article and now he is participating in a lawsuit to uncover dirt about someone's divorce case.  If anyone deserves to be called class-act it is this guy.
2013-03-18 05:46:08 PM
2 votes:
So's he's as big a prick in real life as he plays on TV? Surprise surprise surprise Sgt Carter.
2013-03-18 11:31:44 PM
1 votes:

strapp3r: come at me Bill


Al and Frannie been happily married for close to 40 years. A liberal practicing the family values the GOP only pays lip service to has got to piss off BillO.
2013-03-18 09:06:52 PM
1 votes:
Ya know, when I see guys like Bill O'Reilly on TV, I like to think that they're not actually that batshiat crazy in real life.  Maybe he's dialing up the controversy to improve his Nielsen ratings, I think to myself.  Maybe he leads a nice, quiet, peaceful home life, and his wackiness is merely a ploy to make lots of money so he can send his kids to the best private school and buy his wife the nicest Range Rover and then maybe one day he can retire early so he can enjoy lots of quality time with his lovely family.

But...NO.  He actually is that crazy in real life.  Holy crap.
2013-03-18 07:51:40 PM
1 votes:

Loucifer: This woman willingly spawned the offspring of Bill O'Reilly. She is damned for eternity.


Precisely.  She needs to be held accountable for there being two more O'Reillys in this world.

Sounds like both of them completely suck as parents.  Having to appoint a lawyer just for the children?  That suggests an enormous amount of asshatery on both sides.

I can't wait until these kids become adults and spill the beans on growing up with Bill O'Reilly as their dad.  The stories must be unbelievable.
2013-03-18 07:45:27 PM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


Obviously they were NOT happily married.. contrary to popular belief spouses don't just get up and have affairs on the side if they're happily married.
2013-03-18 07:35:26 PM
1 votes:

whatsupchuck: The real reason to feel sorry for his children is what they may have inherited from Billy.  Worst. Genetic. Heritage. Evar.


So they're going to grow up to be lying, splotchy-faced bullies?
2013-03-18 07:17:46 PM
1 votes:
Married... went on a deployment... wife had a boyfriend when I got back, so I divorced her.

Married again... wife pulled the old bait-and-switch and cranked the crazy up to 11... then she put a "personals" ad on Craigslist looking for some peen after she picked a fight and lost, so I divorced her.

It's dudes like Bill'O here that make people automatically assume it's my fault that I'm working on divorce #2.  Thanks, Bill... now kindly eat a bag of dicks.
2013-03-18 06:49:20 PM
1 votes:
Bill O thinks marriage is such a sacred holy union, he'd like the courts to pretend his never happened. And yet my friend can't marry his partner of 18 years because of... why?
2013-03-18 06:46:42 PM
1 votes:
So he, at the same time, is trying to get his ex-wife excommunicated for being in a second marriage and trying to get his marriage to her annulled?

Can't have it both ways, Billy.
2013-03-18 06:33:45 PM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: There's a link to an article that says she was seeing the detective while they were married.


O'Reilly's nephew Brandon Ricci worked on The O'Reilly Factor, and began confiding in staffers that his aunt-McPhilmy-had been having an affair. Ricci described the other man as a "local sheriff."

"He said, 'Yeah, I think my aunt and uncle are headed for a divorce,'" the Fox News source said. "'My aunt is seeing someone, and that really pissed my uncle off.'

Anyways .


His nephew, who is drawing a paycheck from him, is hardly an unbiased source.  And again, given his habit of chasing after women, he's not really one to judge either.
2013-03-18 06:33:32 PM
1 votes:

KittyGlitterSparkles: thisisyourbrainonFark:

An annulment, what does that mean? To end the marriage?


Cosmic do-over; in the eyes of the Catholic church, divorce isn't a thing. Annulment means the marriage never happened.
2013-03-18 06:08:03 PM
1 votes:
Sounds fair and balanced to me.
2013-03-18 05:59:25 PM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.


Revenge on your ex for having sex with someone else is a really shiatty reason to wreck your kids lives.
2013-03-18 05:54:41 PM
1 votes:
Why is it that assholes like this are the only fathers that do well in the family courts?  Unless you have a pile of money like O'Reilly, it usually just defaults to whatever the mother decides to do, irrespective of the father's wishes.
2013-03-18 05:53:12 PM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


Did I miss the part where she is reported to have been banging the cop before the divorce?

Oh, and from I read there is no indication he had any infidelity, either, tho not from a lack of trying.
2013-03-18 05:49:30 PM
1 votes:
Hey look, Cardinal Dolan is selling indulgences.
2013-03-18 05:47:45 PM
1 votes:
Just walk away, just walk away.
There's too much wrong for you to stay.
2013-03-18 05:43:14 PM
1 votes:
Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.
2013-03-18 05:13:41 PM
1 votes:
On three... one ... two ... three:

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
 
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