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(Gawker)   Bill O'Reilly's divorce is so ugly, God got involved   (gawker.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Bill O'Reilly, god, Jeff Greenfield, New York Civil Liberties Union, Jeffrey Toobin, Ex-wife, Nassau County Police Department  
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2013-03-18 08:35:43 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


From the way the story reads, his wife didn't start sleeping with the cop until they were living in separate houses.  I wouldn't really consider TFA an unbiased source, though.
 
2013-03-18 08:37:20 PM  

TomServo24: I can't wait until these kids become adults and spill the beans on growing up with Bill O'Reilly as their dad.  The stories must be unbelievable.


I've been waiting for that kind of  book from Michael Jackson's kids.
 
2013-03-18 08:42:01 PM  
his ex is kinda hot
 
2013-03-18 08:47:27 PM  
Alleged, claims, etc.....

That's how Catholics do stuff, the annulment thing. You would not be whining if they were Muslims doing Muslim stuff. Sounds like a normal court battle.

You hate him, fine, but at least be honest. Wife sounds like a ho. Older, knows she can get millions in a divorce, so can be a tramp with a younger cop. Win/win for her.
 
2013-03-18 08:51:16 PM  
She should date the Hamgropler.
 
2013-03-18 08:55:05 PM  
It's a real pita, he could loof it all in the divorce.
 
2013-03-18 09:00:39 PM  

Weaver95: conservative family values in action.


Surely gay marriage is to blame.
 
2013-03-18 09:06:52 PM  
Ya know, when I see guys like Bill O'Reilly on TV, I like to think that they're not actually that batshiat crazy in real life.  Maybe he's dialing up the controversy to improve his Nielsen ratings, I think to myself.  Maybe he leads a nice, quiet, peaceful home life, and his wackiness is merely a ploy to make lots of money so he can send his kids to the best private school and buy his wife the nicest Range Rover and then maybe one day he can retire early so he can enjoy lots of quality time with his lovely family.

But...NO.  He actually is that crazy in real life.  Holy crap.
 
2013-03-18 09:11:14 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: It takes a special kind of egotistical asshole to retroactively make your children bastards in the eyes of your church just to score some petty "points" against your ex-wife.


Although the ironic deal is that if BillO succeeds in getting the annulment, all his fine fancy "your new marriage with Hunky McDetective is invalid" goes away.  Her marriage instantly becomes valid when the annulment goes through.

Turning your kids' therapist into a nanny by throwing enough money at her so that you can "win" every parental dispute is a nice trick, though.  Well played, O'Reilly.

This alone is spectacularly dicktastic.

Now please, tell me more about Traditional Family ValuesTM

As if his sexual harassment and other dickishness isn't enough to make God cringe, this guy is the author of _Those Who Trespass_.  Yikes. "Hey baby, put that pipe down and get my pipe up."
 
2013-03-18 09:14:45 PM  

cosmiquemuffin: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: It takes a special kind of egotistical asshole to retroactively make your children bastards in the eyes of your church just to score some petty "points" against your ex-wife.

Although the ironic deal is that if BillO succeeds in getting the annulment, all his fine fancy "your new marriage with Hunky McDetective is invalid" goes away.  Her marriage instantly becomes valid when the annulment goes through.

Turning your kids' therapist into a nanny by throwing enough money at her so that you can "win" every parental dispute is a nice trick, though.  Well played, O'Reilly.

This alone is spectacularly dicktastic.

Now please, tell me more about Traditional Family ValuesTM

As if his sexual harassment and other dickishness isn't enough to make God cringe, this guy is the author of _Those Who Trespass_.  Yikes. "Hey baby, put that pipe down and get my pipe up."


Pipes up, Hoes down.
 
2013-03-18 09:21:39 PM  

Thunderpipes: Alleged, claims, etc.....

That's how Catholics do stuff, the annulment thing. You would not be whining if they were Muslims doing Muslim stuff. Sounds like a normal court battle.

You hate him, fine, but at least be honest. Wife sounds like a ho. Older, knows she can get millions in a divorce, so can be a tramp with a younger cop. Win/win for her.




Cannibals doing cannibal stuff?
 
2013-03-18 09:28:05 PM  
Join the Episcopal church. It's the same rites and born from divorce.
 
2013-03-18 09:28:26 PM  
 Maybe it's me, but this guy seems like a sanctimonious dickweed.
 
2013-03-18 09:34:31 PM  

Snort: Join the Episcopal church. It's the same rites and born from divorce.



Born from divorce? Wat?
 
2013-03-18 09:35:36 PM  

Thunderpipes: Alleged, claims, etc.....

That's how Catholics do stuff, the annulment thing. You would not be whining if they were Muslims doing Muslim stuff.


What exactly is "the Muslim stuff" in this context?
 
2013-03-18 09:45:57 PM  

Thunderpipes: Alleged, claims, etc.....

That's how Catholics do stuff, the annulment thing. You would not be whining if they were Muslims doing Muslim stuff. Sounds like a normal court battle.

You hate him, fine, but at least be honest. Wife sounds like a ho. Older, knows she can get millions in a divorce, so can be a tramp with a younger cop. Win/win for her.


"If different people were doing different things you would say something different.  Take THAT!"
 
2013-03-18 09:46:57 PM  

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2013-03-18 09:50:52 PM  

WeenerGord: Snort: Join the Episcopal church. It's the same rites and born from divorce.


Born from divorce? Wat?


Episcopalian/Anglican church is another name for the Church of England, which was created by Henry VIII because Catholicism wouldn't let him divorce the wife(s) who wouldn't "give" him a male heir.  Ergo, "born from divorce."
 
2013-03-18 09:53:57 PM  

HighlanderRPI: As believable as this whole thing is - and I'm sure it's true - I would have liked to see how they determined the Anonymous 2011-1 vs Anonymous 2011-2 filing in court was Bill & his Ex? Everything in the article is predicated on that little tidbit.

/Always show your work for full credit


It says it in the article.  Apparently once your divorce procedings are spectacularly ugly enough, and spill out from their original scope, you get published in appelate court briefs which do, in fact, name you.
 
2013-03-18 09:57:37 PM  
Can we all hope that big bill, Glenn beck, Dick Cheney, and rush dickbaugh get into a 4 way fatal traffic accident? If that happens I would (almost) believe there is a God.
 
2013-03-18 09:59:11 PM  

jaerik: WeenerGord: Snort: Join the Episcopal church. It's the same rites and born from divorce.


Born from divorce? Wat?

Episcopalian/Anglican church is another name for the Church of England, which was created by Henry VIII because Catholicism wouldn't let him divorce the wife(s) who wouldn't "give" him a male heir.  Ergo, "born from divorce."


5 points for Gryffindor.
 
2013-03-18 10:06:51 PM  
Poor kids....
 
2013-03-18 10:15:02 PM  
Wow between this and Commander Viagra Popper's "People who believe in marriage equality are hedonists" blast today http://mediamatters.org/video/2013/03/ 18/limbaugh-gay-marriage-isnt-vi rtuous-would-corru/193098 I think I've gotten my fill of Republican hypocrisy this month.
 
2013-03-18 10:18:18 PM  

Snort: jaerik: WeenerGord: Snort: Join the Episcopal church. It's the same rites and born from divorce.


Born from divorce? Wat?

Episcopalian/Anglican church is another name for the Church of England, which was created by Henry VIII because Catholicism wouldn't let him divorce the wife(s) who wouldn't "give" him a male heir.  Ergo, "born from divorce."

5 points for Gryffindor.


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/added on five more for giving me a reason to use this picture
//the most British looking man alive
 
2013-03-18 10:53:41 PM  
s24.postimage.org
 
2013-03-18 10:56:26 PM  
Someone apparently forgot to tell him that Anonymous is not your personal army
 
2013-03-18 11:01:58 PM  
What kind of God would force a woman to stay married to Bill O'Reilly?

/can you explain that?
 
2013-03-18 11:08:09 PM  
come at me Bill

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2013-03-18 11:16:19 PM  

mute nostril agony: nburghmatt: hmmm. Bill O'Reilly versus someone who willingly slept with Bill O'Reilly at least twice. i hope no one wins in this.

My thoughts exactly. Bill O'Reilly is a scumbag, but she chose to sleep with him and live with him, which speaks volumes about her character. Mutually assured destruction seems like the best possible outcome.


Agreed. And I know and appreciate where your handle comes from, MNA. Well done.
 
2013-03-18 11:31:44 PM  

strapp3r: come at me Bill


Al and Frannie been happily married for close to 40 years. A liberal practicing the family values the GOP only pays lip service to has got to piss off BillO.
 
2013-03-18 11:38:44 PM  

Internet Meme Rogers: mute nostril agony: nburghmatt: hmmm. Bill O'Reilly versus someone who willingly slept with Bill O'Reilly at least twice. i hope no one wins in this.

My thoughts exactly. Bill O'Reilly is a scumbag, but she chose to sleep with him and live with him, which speaks volumes about her character. Mutually assured destruction seems like the best possible outcome.

Agreed. And I know and appreciate where your handle comes from, MNA. Well done.


When the still sea conspires an armour
And her sullen and aborted currents breed tiny monsters
True sailing is dead.
Akward instant and the first animal is jettisoned
Leg furiously pumping their stiff green gallop
and heads bob up

Poise
Delicate
Pause
Consent

In mute nostril agony carefully refined and sealed over.


/a classic American poem.
 
2013-03-19 12:07:38 AM  
So, some shallow cow who is obviously quite a bit younger than him, married this self-important dolt, ditched him for some other power junkie, (see a pattern here?) and it got all backstabby?  Sounds like page 16 trophy wife horsesh*t to me.  Trying to care, Bill.  Trying.
 
2013-03-19 01:03:32 AM  
O'Vilely is human scum....and his wife should have taken him to the cleaners after BOSs sic harassment lawsuit settlement with a female producer

Not the first Fox News blowyhard to have a messy split. Brit Hume lost his show on FNC because of all the biatch fights he had with his ex on the set....his ex was one of the producers of his show
 
2013-03-19 01:12:55 AM  
 
2013-03-19 01:18:58 AM  
I am disappoint.  135 comments and no McPhilmy jokes.  Come on, an adulterous woman whose last name can be pronounced McFillMe.  You're slacking, farkers.
 
2013-03-19 02:54:13 AM  
If Catholic church  does not annul Bill's first marriage, he CAN"T take communion and eat the 'actual body' of Jesus. It doesn't matter that first marriage took place in the church as a 'sacrament'. Doesn't matter Bill and first wife had two kids and had them baptized, christened and confirmed as members of the Catholic Church. Throw enough coin at the church, and lie convincingly to your priest and 'poof', Catholic diocese can sprinkle magic unicorn dust and your Catholic marriage,  your two Catholic kids, never 'really' happened. Now Bill is free to marry Nassau detective and have new kids. New second wife and kids are now the official recognized and sanctioned spouse and family. But also amazingly, old kids and wife despite having been told by Catholic diocese that they were all just a mistake, can still chose to be good Catholics! Yeah!

Traditional Christian marriage?
www.rickbeckman.org
 
2013-03-19 06:28:25 AM  

Bullseyed: If she wanted to get divorced and he didn't, then yes, she is not allowed to participate in the Catholic Church.


Where does it say that wanting to get divorced is a sin?
 
2013-03-19 09:48:30 AM  

Snort: Join the Episcopal church. It's the same rites and born from divorce.


Catholic Lite. All of the ceremony, half the guilt.
 
2013-03-19 09:55:35 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Just walk away, just walk away


Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

I await your answer. You have a full day to decide.
 
2013-03-19 11:32:00 AM  

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Okay. No point in posting anything snarky because ... no one will top this

Congrats, I spit on my monitor
 
2013-03-19 11:38:07 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Just walk away, just walk away.


There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

I await your answer. You have a full day to decide.
 
2013-03-19 11:51:23 AM  
Geez Louise....sorry for the duplicate post.  I checked the page thoroughly, and refreshed many times.....no post.

So I re-post and the original somehow appears?

W. T. F.?????
 
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