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(Gawker)   Bill O'Reilly's divorce is so ugly, God got involved   (gawker.com ) divider line
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2013-03-18 06:33:32 PM  

KittyGlitterSparkles: thisisyourbrainonFark:

An annulment, what does that mean? To end the marriage?


Cosmic do-over; in the eyes of the Catholic church, divorce isn't a thing. Annulment means the marriage never happened.
 
2013-03-18 06:33:45 PM  

Nadie_AZ: There's a link to an article that says she was seeing the detective while they were married.


O'Reilly's nephew Brandon Ricci worked on The O'Reilly Factor, and began confiding in staffers that his aunt-McPhilmy-had been having an affair. Ricci described the other man as a "local sheriff."

"He said, 'Yeah, I think my aunt and uncle are headed for a divorce,'" the Fox News source said. "'My aunt is seeing someone, and that really pissed my uncle off.'

Anyways .


His nephew, who is drawing a paycheck from him, is hardly an unbiased source.  And again, given his habit of chasing after women, he's not really one to judge either.
 
2013-03-18 06:35:03 PM  

dv-ous: KittyGlitterSparkles: thisisyourbrainonFark:

An annulment, what does that mean? To end the marriage?

Cosmic do-over; in the eyes of the Catholic church, divorce isn't a thing. Annulment means the marriage never happened.


Like "to play us out" from the original meltdown.
 
2013-03-18 06:35:18 PM  
Another indication that it has become poisonous: the Catholic Church has gotten involved. Gawker has learned that McPhilmy has been formally reprimanded in writing by her church for continuing to take communion in her Long Island parish despite having been divorced and remarried-a no-no according to the Pope. The reprimand also instructed her to stop telling her children that her second marriage, to the Nassau County detective O'Reilly tried to destroy, is valid in the eyes of God. It warned her that if she didn't comply, harsher measures may be in order.


Wow. So much douchery in this story from more than one person....

OK - FARK the catholic church. Instead of telling O'Reilly that they wouldn't be a pawn in his personal vendettas and counseling him to turn the other farking cheek - you know, like some guy the church couldn't give a fark about once said - instead they harass another member at the bidding of a wealthy donor. For crying out loud catholic people, there's other christian denominations. Check one out! I hear the methodists can be cool. How many times does the catholic church have to lie? To be complicit in atrocities? To be rife with corruption? To be laughably out of touch on contraception, gay rights, etc.... The notion that the catholic church has any believable amount of moral authority whatsoever is utterly laughable. To pretend otherwise is almost farcical.

Second, fark O'Reilly. I knew he was relatively douchey, but wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt, being that he's pretty much the sanest pundit left on the right (relatively speaking of course). But there's so much grade-a assholery in that story that I'm all out of benefit of the doubt for him from now on. Didn't have much before, but now it's all gone. Trying to use his influence to fark with his ex-wife through the police department (probably unsuccessful), through the catholic church (successful it looks like) and then pulling that underhanded shiat paying off the mediator.... I mean, WOW.
 
2013-03-18 06:36:22 PM  
I hope she doesn't get a penny. I'd hate for this guy to have to put off retirement.
 
2013-03-18 06:39:45 PM  

dv-ous: KittyGlitterSparkles: thisisyourbrainonFark:

An annulment, what does that mean? To end the marriage?

Cosmic do-over; in the eyes of the Catholic church, divorce isn't a thing. Annulment means the marriage never happened.


So the kids become bastards. What happens to them in the eyes of the church? And wasn't "having kids" one of the things that made an annulment a bit not-gonna-happen for just that reason?

And if she's a dirty whore (accorting to the church), why isn't he?

Magicpenis. Saves you from sin.
 
2013-03-18 06:39:51 PM  
could you imagine what a farking asshole he would be to live with?   i hope his kids end up hating him and he has a nervous breakdown.....fark him
 
2013-03-18 06:42:53 PM  
Ahhh, these are the kinds of links I love to send my dad.  Complains about "the queers" and watches Fox News likes it's the gospel.  Never mind he's been married three times.

Farking hypocrites.
 
2013-03-18 06:43:06 PM  

namegoeshere: And if she's a dirty whore (accorting to the church), why isn't he?


He's a wealthy donor.

/and a male
 
Ehh
2013-03-18 06:43:43 PM  
Why did she marry that horrible a**hole in the first place? May his children hate him and leave him alone to die. He deserves it.
 
2013-03-18 06:46:42 PM  
So he, at the same time, is trying to get his ex-wife excommunicated for being in a second marriage and trying to get his marriage to her annulled?

Can't have it both ways, Billy.
 
2013-03-18 06:46:57 PM  
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2013-03-18 06:48:46 PM  
Divorce is a sin, so unfortunately I won't be able to watch Mr O'Reilly's show any more.
 
2013-03-18 06:49:20 PM  
Bill O thinks marriage is such a sacred holy union, he'd like the courts to pretend his never happened. And yet my friend can't marry his partner of 18 years because of... why?
 
2013-03-18 06:51:09 PM  

dv-ous: KittyGlitterSparkles: thisisyourbrainonFark:

An annulment, what does that mean? To end the marriage?

Cosmic do-over; in the eyes of the Catholic church, divorce isn't a thing. Annulment means the marriage never happened.


And as a bonus, your kids are now officially b*stards in the eyes of the church.  Totally worth it to show that gal who's boss 'round here though.
 
2013-03-18 06:51:52 PM  
Have we covered yet another right-winger demonstrating his or her obvious hypocrisy? Yes? Excellent.
 
2013-03-18 06:53:47 PM  
If she wanted to get divorced and he didn't, then yes, she is not allowed to participate in the Catholic Church.
 
2013-03-18 06:53:50 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


It's terrible that gheys ruined his marriage, and made a mockery of it. I mean, they did it to him twice. And three times to Rush Limbaugh. Truly, these people must be stopped before more marriages fail...
 
2013-03-18 06:55:33 PM  

Bullseyed: If she wanted to get divorced and he didn't, then yes, she is not allowed to participate in the Catholic Church.


But if he wanted to get divorced and she didn't, then yes, she is not allowed to participate in the Catholic Church.
 
2013-03-18 06:55:55 PM  
Well their kids are having a happy and stable childhood.
 
2013-03-18 07:00:23 PM  
Divorce lawyers will need a lottery to get to do Bill's next divorce, sounds like a guaranteed sweet retirement nest egg.
 
2013-03-18 07:01:12 PM  

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2013-03-18 07:02:42 PM  
Holy crap a wealthy resident of the "Gold Coast" may have used money to persuade the Nassau County Police Department.

/Move along there's nothing to see.
 
2013-03-18 07:05:07 PM  

LeroyBourne: She was put off by his falafel kink?


His wife got tired of the constant tahini infections in her pita pocket.
 
2013-03-18 07:05:11 PM  
hmmm. Bill O'Reilly versus someone who willingly slept with Bill O'Reilly at least twice. i hope no one wins in this.
 
2013-03-18 07:06:03 PM  

Ehh: Why did she marry that horrible a**hole in the first place?


I'll give you a few million gue$$e$ to figure it out.
 
2013-03-18 07:07:08 PM  
I can't wait for his next book: "Killing My Marriage".
 
2013-03-18 07:09:43 PM  

namegoeshere: Corvus: Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.

Well he was hitting on women he worked with and I doubt that was the only case. And the relationship his wife had was after they were having problems.

Wasn't there something about underage foreign something something? Allegedly?


My bad. I was thinking of another right wing self obsessed idiot blowhard talking head. Although it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Billy had some ugly, nasty little skeletons in that closet of his.
 
2013-03-18 07:14:45 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: FTA: Anonymous 2011-1 v. Anonymous 2011-2

So,if Anonymous is divorcing, is one of the issues who gets custody of LulzSec?


Anonymous is so unfocused and disorganized that you have think their equivalent of divorce would be pretty close to a maori war dance..
 
2013-03-18 07:16:16 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: LeroyBourne: She was put off by his falafel kink?

His wife got tired of the constant tahini infections in her pita pocket.


Sesame it's not true!
/weak
//i know
 
2013-03-18 07:17:30 PM  
Annulment doesn't make the kids bastards, they were still *legally* married.
 
2013-03-18 07:17:44 PM  
As believable as this whole thing is - and I'm sure it's true - I would have liked to see how they determined the Anonymous 2011-1 vs Anonymous 2011-2 filing in court was Bill & his Ex? Everything in the article is predicated on that little tidbit.

/Always show your work for full credit
 
2013-03-18 07:17:46 PM  
Married... went on a deployment... wife had a boyfriend when I got back, so I divorced her.

Married again... wife pulled the old bait-and-switch and cranked the crazy up to 11... then she put a "personals" ad on Craigslist looking for some peen after she picked a fight and lost, so I divorced her.

It's dudes like Bill'O here that make people automatically assume it's my fault that I'm working on divorce #2.  Thanks, Bill... now kindly eat a bag of dicks.
 
2013-03-18 07:20:58 PM  

nburghmatt: hmmm. Bill O'Reilly versus someone who willingly slept with Bill O'Reilly at least twice. i hope no one wins in this.


My thoughts exactly. Bill O'Reilly is a scumbag, but she chose to sleep with him and live with him, which speaks volumes about her character. Mutually assured destruction seems like the best possible outcome.
 
2013-03-18 07:28:58 PM  
This woman willingly spawned the offspring of Bill O'Reilly. She is damned for eternity.
 
2013-03-18 07:34:03 PM  
I'm always amazed that Bill rose as high as he did.  He's really really stupid.
 
2013-03-18 07:34:16 PM  

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I watched this way too long, expecting it to be a gif.
 
2013-03-18 07:35:26 PM  

whatsupchuck: The real reason to feel sorry for his children is what they may have inherited from Billy.  Worst. Genetic. Heritage. Evar.


So they're going to grow up to be lying, splotchy-faced bullies?
 
2013-03-18 07:40:06 PM  

fusillade762: whatsupchuck: The real reason to feel sorry for his children is what they may have inherited from Billy.  Worst. Genetic. Heritage. Evar.

So they're going to grow up to be lying, splotchy-faced bullies?


Ones that manufacture moral outrage while simultaneously acting immorally.
 
2013-03-18 07:45:27 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


Obviously they were NOT happily married.. contrary to popular belief spouses don't just get up and have affairs on the side if they're happily married.
 
2013-03-18 07:49:56 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: LeroyBourne: She was put off by his falafel kink?

His wife got tired of the constant tahini infections in her pita pocket.


Now that's funny, right there.
 
2013-03-18 07:50:49 PM  
Is he blaming the gays yet?
 
2013-03-18 07:51:40 PM  

Loucifer: This woman willingly spawned the offspring of Bill O'Reilly. She is damned for eternity.


Precisely.  She needs to be held accountable for there being two more O'Reillys in this world.

Sounds like both of them completely suck as parents.  Having to appoint a lawyer just for the children?  That suggests an enormous amount of asshatery on both sides.

I can't wait until these kids become adults and spill the beans on growing up with Bill O'Reilly as their dad.  The stories must be unbelievable.
 
2013-03-18 08:02:19 PM  

super_grass: fark him, I hope he dies a painful death.

And no, I don't care if this is just his personal business that has almost nothing to do with his on-air personality.  Once you say things that I find repugnant, I will spend the rest of my days saying snarky things about you and making fun of your misfortunes... on the internet.


Especially when his personal life shows him to be a big farking hypocrite!
 
2013-03-18 08:09:47 PM  
Political issues aside, who the hell is so stupid as to get married more than once?  Seriously - you might as well stick a cobra up your ass and set fire to all your savings... how many times do you have to go through something like that before you get a clue?...
 
2013-03-18 08:12:53 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I'm always amazed that Bill rose as high as he did.  He's really really stupid.


Stupidity is relative. Compared to his audience, he's a vast intellect.
 
2013-03-18 08:16:23 PM  

shagtree.com

Yes, I would.



Her name is Maureen McPhilmy.

That's funny because my Rap name is M.C. Filmy

Also, because she dated Flavor Flav before the O man...

Link

As an added bonus of foresight this from the comment section...

"If there is a God, he will make this a meme."
 
2013-03-18 08:25:17 PM  

bump: Political issues aside, who the hell is so stupid as to get married more than once?  Seriously - you might as well stick a cobra up your ass and set fire to all your savings... how many times do you have to go through something like that before you get a clue?...


Well, it depends on how the first divorce goes... my first ex wife got her clothes, a few DVDs and a 1995 Chevy Cavalier with 230,000 miles that was hers to begin with... so I liked my odds going into the second one.
 
2013-03-18 08:26:18 PM  

whatsupchuck: The real reason to feel sorry for his children is what they may have inherited from Billy. Worst. Genetic. Heritage. Evar.


Something like this?
 
2013-03-18 08:26:46 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: It takes a special kind of egotistical asshole to retroactively make your children bastards in the eyes of your church just to score some petty "points" against your ex-wife.

Turning your kids' therapist into a nanny by throwing enough money at her so that you can "win" every parental dispute is a nice trick, though.  Well played, O'Reilly.

Now please, tell me more about Traditional Family ValuesTM




Stop persecuting Christians. We live in a Christian Nation.
 
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