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2013-03-18 05:13:41 PM
On three... one ... two ... three:

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
 
2013-03-18 05:43:14 PM
Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.
 
2013-03-18 05:46:08 PM
So's he's as big a prick in real life as he plays on TV? Surprise surprise surprise Sgt Carter.
 
2013-03-18 05:47:45 PM
Just walk away, just walk away.
There's too much wrong for you to stay.
 
2013-03-18 05:47:53 PM

brantgoose: On three... one ... two ... three:

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!


damn, did we just do it live? fark it, i missed it.
 
2013-03-18 05:49:30 PM
Hey look, Cardinal Dolan is selling indulgences.
 
2013-03-18 05:49:51 PM

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


There was that little matter of the falafel.
 
2013-03-18 05:50:54 PM
This is the same writer who published the names of all registered New York city gun owners, calling them all "a$$holes" in the title of his article and now he is participating in a lawsuit to uncover dirt about someone's divorce case.  If anyone deserves to be called class-act it is this guy.
 
2013-03-18 05:50:59 PM
She was put off by his falafel kink?
 
2013-03-18 05:53:12 PM

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


Did I miss the part where she is reported to have been banging the cop before the divorce?

Oh, and from I read there is no indication he had any infidelity, either, tho not from a lack of trying.
 
2013-03-18 05:53:30 PM

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


Nothing says she was banging him while still with O'Reilly.  Had the impression from the article she started to date him after they separated.  And given his history of chasing skirts, he's not much one to criticize her even if she WAS cheating on him.

Suggest reading the entire article some time.
 
2013-03-18 05:53:40 PM
Bill O'Reilly is a horrible excuse for a human being
 
2013-03-18 05:53:56 PM
divorce and custody battles suckass but i have a hard time feeling sorry for Billy. Given his personality i can't believe he or she thought marriage stood a chance in hell of working.  I'd wager she was betting on it.

\Little know fact is that her original maiden name was McDoingitforthealimony.
\\Hopefully the kids come through this pseudo-sane.  Total sanity is a pipedream given these parents.
 
2013-03-18 05:54:41 PM
Why is it that assholes like this are the only fathers that do well in the family courts?  Unless you have a pile of money like O'Reilly, it usually just defaults to whatever the mother decides to do, irrespective of the father's wishes.
 
2013-03-18 05:55:52 PM
Sounds like good inspiration for his next erotic crime novel.
 
2013-03-18 05:56:40 PM

Paul Baumer: Hey look, Cardinal Dolan is selling indulgences.


i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-18 05:56:56 PM

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


Looks like the S.S. Andrea Mackris has returned to port.

Women have loooong memories. Learn it, live it, know it.
 
2013-03-18 05:57:02 PM
conservative family values in action.
 
2013-03-18 05:57:49 PM
always nice to see the conservative sanctity of marriage at work
 
2013-03-18 05:57:59 PM

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


Well he was hitting on women he worked with and I doubt that was the only case. And the relationship his wife had was after they were having problems.
 
2013-03-18 05:58:01 PM
We must never ever ever let the gays marry. That would destroy the sanctity of marriage.
 
2013-03-18 05:59:25 PM
It takes a special kind of egotistical asshole to retroactively make your children bastards in the eyes of your church just to score some petty "points" against your ex-wife.

Turning your kids' therapist into a nanny by throwing enough money at her so that you can "win" every parental dispute is a nice trick, though.  Well played, O'Reilly.

Now please, tell me more about Traditional Family ValuesTM
 
2013-03-18 05:59:25 PM

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.


Revenge on your ex for having sex with someone else is a really shiatty reason to wreck your kids lives.
 
2013-03-18 06:00:05 PM
I watched the dramatization of Martha Moxley's murder case. One of the characters--a retired cop--when asked why they couldn't solve the murder of Martha Moxley, pointed a a huge mansion with an incredible view of the harbor. "See that house? The police chief retired to that house."


If you have enough money, you can get anything done.

Like the "suicide" of an naked Asian woman with her hands and feet bound, hanging from a balcony.
 
2013-03-18 06:00:15 PM

Corvus: Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.

Well he was hitting on women he worked with and I doubt that was the only case. And the relationship his wife had was after they were having problems.


Wasn't there something about underage foreign something something? Allegedly?
 
2013-03-18 06:00:54 PM
Oh My!

Bill Mother-F-ing O'Reilly's just got a heaping spoon (or two) of Karma... well Billy, you are not as smart as you think you are and you are not as good as you claim to be... at anything!

F*ck you, and I hope she takes you to the cleaners for all the evil you've done to the world.
 
2013-03-18 06:03:59 PM
Loofah!
 
2013-03-18 06:04:25 PM
I blame Gay Marriage.

You bastards!
 
2013-03-18 06:06:44 PM
Is there anything about this man that isn't ugly?
 
2013-03-18 06:07:38 PM

namegoeshere: We must never ever ever let the gays marry. That would destroy the sanctity of marriage.


Bill's marriage was doing quite well until we started to let gays get married. See, these gays with their gayness and their gay marriage went and destroyed Bill's marriage. Had America put its foot down and said that gays could not get married and in 2010 if we could have strengthened DOMA or made it REALLY DON'T ASK, REALLY DON'T TELL, baby Mama O'Reilly would be popping out another kid as we speak and they'd be on a second honeymoon.

/hopefully someone didn't post this before me
//really hope that person didn't mean every word of it
 
2013-03-18 06:08:03 PM
Sounds fair and balanced to me.
 
2013-03-18 06:09:12 PM

spesimen: always nice to see the conservative sanctity of marriage at work


Spot on, and more succinct than I could have put together.
 
2013-03-18 06:11:10 PM

LeroyBourne: She was put off by his falafel kink?


Probably the santorum on it.
 
2013-03-18 06:11:12 PM
There's no words there.
 
2013-03-18 06:13:37 PM
This should be bigger news than it is among the LGBT community, I think - primarily because it's a fairly blatant indication of Cardinal "We must save marriage from teh gheys" Dolan's corruption.
 
2013-03-18 06:15:01 PM
i651.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 06:15:31 PM
media.npr.org divorce and custody battles suckass but i have a hard time feeling sorry for Billy. Given his personality i can't believe he or she thought marriage stood a chance in hell of working.  I'd wager she was betting on it.

\Little know fact is that her original maiden name was McDoingitforthealimony.
\\Hopefully the kids come through this pseudo-sane.  Total sanity is a pipedream given these parents.
 
2013-03-18 06:15:36 PM
Billy boy, DIAF.
 
2013-03-18 06:17:10 PM
What a farking pinhead.
 
2013-03-18 06:18:28 PM
i.imgur.com

He's still a douchebag.
 
2013-03-18 06:19:14 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.

Nothing says she was banging him while still with O'Reilly.  Had the impression from the article she started to date him after they separated.  And given his history of chasing skirts, he's not much one to criticize her even if she WAS cheating on him.

Suggest reading the entire article some time.


There's a link to an article that says she was seeing the detective while they were married.


 O'Reilly's nephew Brandon Ricci worked on  The O'Reilly Factor, and began confiding in staffers that his aunt-McPhilmy-had been having an affair. Ricci described the other man as a "local sheriff."

"He said, 'Yeah, I think my aunt and uncle are headed for a divorce,'" the Fox News source said. "'My aunt is seeing someone, and that really pissed my uncle off.'


Anyways .

Zasteva: Revenge on your ex for having sex with someone else is a really shiatty reason to wreck your kids lives.


I never said it was a smart thing to do. But for exactly that reason, I agree with you.
 
2013-03-18 06:21:21 PM
fark him, I hope he dies a painful death.

And no, I don't care if this is just his personal business that has almost nothing to do with his on-air personality.  Once you say things that I find repugnant, I will spend the rest of my days saying snarky things about you and making fun of your misfortunes... on the internet.
 
2013-03-18 06:21:58 PM

spiderpaz: Why is it that assholes like this are the only fathers that do well in the family courts?  Unless you have a pile of money like O'Reilly, it usually just defaults to whatever the mother decides to do, irrespective of the father's wishes.


Why do people answer their own questions? I suspect it is because they already knew the answer.
 
2013-03-18 06:22:30 PM
This is one of those instances that I'm rooting for the woman to take the guy for all his worth

/if there's a god...
 
2013-03-18 06:25:05 PM
FTA: Anonymous 2011-1 v. Anonymous 2011-2

So,if Anonymous is divorcing, is one of the issues who gets custody of LulzSec?
 
2013-03-18 06:26:05 PM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-03-18 06:26:21 PM
televisedrevolution.com
 
2013-03-18 06:27:02 PM
The real reason to feel sorry for his children is what they may have inherited from Billy.  Worst. Genetic. Heritage. Evar.
 
2013-03-18 06:30:50 PM

BarkingUnicorn: LeroyBourne: She was put off by his falafel kink?

Probably the santorum on it.


Ish..I'll never think about a falafel the same way...who am I kidding. Those things are great. For eating, not whatever he was doing with them.
 
2013-03-18 06:31:22 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark:


An annulment, what does that mean? To end the marriage?
 
2013-03-18 06:33:32 PM

KittyGlitterSparkles: thisisyourbrainonFark:

An annulment, what does that mean? To end the marriage?


Cosmic do-over; in the eyes of the Catholic church, divorce isn't a thing. Annulment means the marriage never happened.
 
2013-03-18 06:33:45 PM

Nadie_AZ: There's a link to an article that says she was seeing the detective while they were married.


O'Reilly's nephew Brandon Ricci worked on The O'Reilly Factor, and began confiding in staffers that his aunt-McPhilmy-had been having an affair. Ricci described the other man as a "local sheriff."

"He said, 'Yeah, I think my aunt and uncle are headed for a divorce,'" the Fox News source said. "'My aunt is seeing someone, and that really pissed my uncle off.'

Anyways .


His nephew, who is drawing a paycheck from him, is hardly an unbiased source.  And again, given his habit of chasing after women, he's not really one to judge either.
 
2013-03-18 06:35:03 PM

dv-ous: KittyGlitterSparkles: thisisyourbrainonFark:

An annulment, what does that mean? To end the marriage?

Cosmic do-over; in the eyes of the Catholic church, divorce isn't a thing. Annulment means the marriage never happened.


Like "to play us out" from the original meltdown.
 
2013-03-18 06:35:18 PM
Another indication that it has become poisonous: the Catholic Church has gotten involved. Gawker has learned that McPhilmy has been formally reprimanded in writing by her church for continuing to take communion in her Long Island parish despite having been divorced and remarried-a no-no according to the Pope. The reprimand also instructed her to stop telling her children that her second marriage, to the Nassau County detective O'Reilly tried to destroy, is valid in the eyes of God. It warned her that if she didn't comply, harsher measures may be in order.


Wow. So much douchery in this story from more than one person....

OK - FARK the catholic church. Instead of telling O'Reilly that they wouldn't be a pawn in his personal vendettas and counseling him to turn the other farking cheek - you know, like some guy the church couldn't give a fark about once said - instead they harass another member at the bidding of a wealthy donor. For crying out loud catholic people, there's other christian denominations. Check one out! I hear the methodists can be cool. How many times does the catholic church have to lie? To be complicit in atrocities? To be rife with corruption? To be laughably out of touch on contraception, gay rights, etc.... The notion that the catholic church has any believable amount of moral authority whatsoever is utterly laughable. To pretend otherwise is almost farcical.

Second, fark O'Reilly. I knew he was relatively douchey, but wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt, being that he's pretty much the sanest pundit left on the right (relatively speaking of course). But there's so much grade-a assholery in that story that I'm all out of benefit of the doubt for him from now on. Didn't have much before, but now it's all gone. Trying to use his influence to fark with his ex-wife through the police department (probably unsuccessful), through the catholic church (successful it looks like) and then pulling that underhanded shiat paying off the mediator.... I mean, WOW.
 
2013-03-18 06:36:22 PM
I hope she doesn't get a penny. I'd hate for this guy to have to put off retirement.
 
2013-03-18 06:39:45 PM

dv-ous: KittyGlitterSparkles: thisisyourbrainonFark:

An annulment, what does that mean? To end the marriage?

Cosmic do-over; in the eyes of the Catholic church, divorce isn't a thing. Annulment means the marriage never happened.


So the kids become bastards. What happens to them in the eyes of the church? And wasn't "having kids" one of the things that made an annulment a bit not-gonna-happen for just that reason?

And if she's a dirty whore (accorting to the church), why isn't he?

Magicpenis. Saves you from sin.
 
2013-03-18 06:39:51 PM
could you imagine what a farking asshole he would be to live with?   i hope his kids end up hating him and he has a nervous breakdown.....fark him
 
2013-03-18 06:42:53 PM
Ahhh, these are the kinds of links I love to send my dad.  Complains about "the queers" and watches Fox News likes it's the gospel.  Never mind he's been married three times.

Farking hypocrites.
 
2013-03-18 06:43:06 PM

namegoeshere: And if she's a dirty whore (accorting to the church), why isn't he?


He's a wealthy donor.

/and a male
 
Ehh
2013-03-18 06:43:43 PM
Why did she marry that horrible a**hole in the first place? May his children hate him and leave him alone to die. He deserves it.
 
2013-03-18 06:46:42 PM
So he, at the same time, is trying to get his ex-wife excommunicated for being in a second marriage and trying to get his marriage to her annulled?

Can't have it both ways, Billy.
 
2013-03-18 06:46:57 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-18 06:48:46 PM
Divorce is a sin, so unfortunately I won't be able to watch Mr O'Reilly's show any more.
 
2013-03-18 06:49:20 PM
Bill O thinks marriage is such a sacred holy union, he'd like the courts to pretend his never happened. And yet my friend can't marry his partner of 18 years because of... why?
 
2013-03-18 06:51:09 PM

dv-ous: KittyGlitterSparkles: thisisyourbrainonFark:

An annulment, what does that mean? To end the marriage?

Cosmic do-over; in the eyes of the Catholic church, divorce isn't a thing. Annulment means the marriage never happened.


And as a bonus, your kids are now officially b*stards in the eyes of the church.  Totally worth it to show that gal who's boss 'round here though.
 
2013-03-18 06:51:52 PM
Have we covered yet another right-winger demonstrating his or her obvious hypocrisy? Yes? Excellent.
 
2013-03-18 06:53:47 PM
If she wanted to get divorced and he didn't, then yes, she is not allowed to participate in the Catholic Church.
 
2013-03-18 06:53:50 PM

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


It's terrible that gheys ruined his marriage, and made a mockery of it. I mean, they did it to him twice. And three times to Rush Limbaugh. Truly, these people must be stopped before more marriages fail...
 
2013-03-18 06:55:33 PM

Bullseyed: If she wanted to get divorced and he didn't, then yes, she is not allowed to participate in the Catholic Church.


But if he wanted to get divorced and she didn't, then yes, she is not allowed to participate in the Catholic Church.
 
2013-03-18 06:55:55 PM
Well their kids are having a happy and stable childhood.
 
2013-03-18 07:00:23 PM
Divorce lawyers will need a lottery to get to do Bill's next divorce, sounds like a guaranteed sweet retirement nest egg.
 
2013-03-18 07:01:12 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-18 07:02:42 PM
Holy crap a wealthy resident of the "Gold Coast" may have used money to persuade the Nassau County Police Department.

/Move along there's nothing to see.
 
2013-03-18 07:05:07 PM

LeroyBourne: She was put off by his falafel kink?


His wife got tired of the constant tahini infections in her pita pocket.
 
2013-03-18 07:05:11 PM
hmmm. Bill O'Reilly versus someone who willingly slept with Bill O'Reilly at least twice. i hope no one wins in this.
 
2013-03-18 07:06:03 PM

Ehh: Why did she marry that horrible a**hole in the first place?


I'll give you a few million gue$$e$ to figure it out.
 
2013-03-18 07:07:08 PM
I can't wait for his next book: "Killing My Marriage".
 
2013-03-18 07:09:43 PM

namegoeshere: Corvus: Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.

Well he was hitting on women he worked with and I doubt that was the only case. And the relationship his wife had was after they were having problems.

Wasn't there something about underage foreign something something? Allegedly?


My bad. I was thinking of another right wing self obsessed idiot blowhard talking head. Although it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Billy had some ugly, nasty little skeletons in that closet of his.
 
2013-03-18 07:14:45 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: FTA: Anonymous 2011-1 v. Anonymous 2011-2

So,if Anonymous is divorcing, is one of the issues who gets custody of LulzSec?


Anonymous is so unfocused and disorganized that you have think their equivalent of divorce would be pretty close to a maori war dance..
 
2013-03-18 07:16:16 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: LeroyBourne: She was put off by his falafel kink?

His wife got tired of the constant tahini infections in her pita pocket.


Sesame it's not true!
/weak
//i know
 
2013-03-18 07:17:30 PM
Annulment doesn't make the kids bastards, they were still *legally* married.
 
2013-03-18 07:17:44 PM
As believable as this whole thing is - and I'm sure it's true - I would have liked to see how they determined the Anonymous 2011-1 vs Anonymous 2011-2 filing in court was Bill & his Ex? Everything in the article is predicated on that little tidbit.

/Always show your work for full credit
 
2013-03-18 07:17:46 PM
Married... went on a deployment... wife had a boyfriend when I got back, so I divorced her.

Married again... wife pulled the old bait-and-switch and cranked the crazy up to 11... then she put a "personals" ad on Craigslist looking for some peen after she picked a fight and lost, so I divorced her.

It's dudes like Bill'O here that make people automatically assume it's my fault that I'm working on divorce #2.  Thanks, Bill... now kindly eat a bag of dicks.
 
2013-03-18 07:20:58 PM

nburghmatt: hmmm. Bill O'Reilly versus someone who willingly slept with Bill O'Reilly at least twice. i hope no one wins in this.


My thoughts exactly. Bill O'Reilly is a scumbag, but she chose to sleep with him and live with him, which speaks volumes about her character. Mutually assured destruction seems like the best possible outcome.
 
2013-03-18 07:28:58 PM
This woman willingly spawned the offspring of Bill O'Reilly. She is damned for eternity.
 
2013-03-18 07:34:03 PM
I'm always amazed that Bill rose as high as he did.  He's really really stupid.
 
2013-03-18 07:34:16 PM

nevirus: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 259x194]


I watched this way too long, expecting it to be a gif.
 
2013-03-18 07:35:26 PM

whatsupchuck: The real reason to feel sorry for his children is what they may have inherited from Billy.  Worst. Genetic. Heritage. Evar.


So they're going to grow up to be lying, splotchy-faced bullies?
 
2013-03-18 07:40:06 PM

fusillade762: whatsupchuck: The real reason to feel sorry for his children is what they may have inherited from Billy.  Worst. Genetic. Heritage. Evar.

So they're going to grow up to be lying, splotchy-faced bullies?


Ones that manufacture moral outrage while simultaneously acting immorally.
 
2013-03-18 07:45:27 PM

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


Obviously they were NOT happily married.. contrary to popular belief spouses don't just get up and have affairs on the side if they're happily married.
 
2013-03-18 07:49:56 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: LeroyBourne: She was put off by his falafel kink?

His wife got tired of the constant tahini infections in her pita pocket.


Now that's funny, right there.
 
2013-03-18 07:50:49 PM
Is he blaming the gays yet?
 
2013-03-18 07:51:40 PM

Loucifer: This woman willingly spawned the offspring of Bill O'Reilly. She is damned for eternity.


Precisely.  She needs to be held accountable for there being two more O'Reillys in this world.

Sounds like both of them completely suck as parents.  Having to appoint a lawyer just for the children?  That suggests an enormous amount of asshatery on both sides.

I can't wait until these kids become adults and spill the beans on growing up with Bill O'Reilly as their dad.  The stories must be unbelievable.
 
2013-03-18 08:02:19 PM

super_grass: fark him, I hope he dies a painful death.

And no, I don't care if this is just his personal business that has almost nothing to do with his on-air personality.  Once you say things that I find repugnant, I will spend the rest of my days saying snarky things about you and making fun of your misfortunes... on the internet.


Especially when his personal life shows him to be a big farking hypocrite!
 
2013-03-18 08:09:47 PM
Political issues aside, who the hell is so stupid as to get married more than once?  Seriously - you might as well stick a cobra up your ass and set fire to all your savings... how many times do you have to go through something like that before you get a clue?...
 
2013-03-18 08:12:53 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I'm always amazed that Bill rose as high as he did.  He's really really stupid.


Stupidity is relative. Compared to his audience, he's a vast intellect.
 
2013-03-18 08:16:23 PM
shagtree.com

Yes, I would.


Her name is Maureen McPhilmy.

That's funny because my Rap name is M.C. Filmy

Also, because she dated Flavor Flav before the O man...

Link

As an added bonus of foresight this from the comment section...

"If there is a God, he will make this a meme."
 
2013-03-18 08:25:17 PM

bump: Political issues aside, who the hell is so stupid as to get married more than once?  Seriously - you might as well stick a cobra up your ass and set fire to all your savings... how many times do you have to go through something like that before you get a clue?...


Well, it depends on how the first divorce goes... my first ex wife got her clothes, a few DVDs and a 1995 Chevy Cavalier with 230,000 miles that was hers to begin with... so I liked my odds going into the second one.
 
2013-03-18 08:26:18 PM

whatsupchuck: The real reason to feel sorry for his children is what they may have inherited from Billy. Worst. Genetic. Heritage. Evar.


Something like this?
 
2013-03-18 08:26:46 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: It takes a special kind of egotistical asshole to retroactively make your children bastards in the eyes of your church just to score some petty "points" against your ex-wife.

Turning your kids' therapist into a nanny by throwing enough money at her so that you can "win" every parental dispute is a nice trick, though.  Well played, O'Reilly.

Now please, tell me more about Traditional Family ValuesTM




Stop persecuting Christians. We live in a Christian Nation.
 
2013-03-18 08:35:43 PM

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


From the way the story reads, his wife didn't start sleeping with the cop until they were living in separate houses.  I wouldn't really consider TFA an unbiased source, though.
 
2013-03-18 08:37:20 PM

TomServo24: I can't wait until these kids become adults and spill the beans on growing up with Bill O'Reilly as their dad.  The stories must be unbelievable.


I've been waiting for that kind of  book from Michael Jackson's kids.
 
2013-03-18 08:42:01 PM
his ex is kinda hot
 
2013-03-18 08:47:27 PM
Alleged, claims, etc.....

That's how Catholics do stuff, the annulment thing. You would not be whining if they were Muslims doing Muslim stuff. Sounds like a normal court battle.

You hate him, fine, but at least be honest. Wife sounds like a ho. Older, knows she can get millions in a divorce, so can be a tramp with a younger cop. Win/win for her.
 
2013-03-18 08:51:16 PM
She should date the Hamgropler.
 
2013-03-18 08:55:05 PM
It's a real pita, he could loof it all in the divorce.
 
2013-03-18 09:00:39 PM

Weaver95: conservative family values in action.


Surely gay marriage is to blame.
 
2013-03-18 09:06:52 PM
Ya know, when I see guys like Bill O'Reilly on TV, I like to think that they're not actually that batshiat crazy in real life.  Maybe he's dialing up the controversy to improve his Nielsen ratings, I think to myself.  Maybe he leads a nice, quiet, peaceful home life, and his wackiness is merely a ploy to make lots of money so he can send his kids to the best private school and buy his wife the nicest Range Rover and then maybe one day he can retire early so he can enjoy lots of quality time with his lovely family.

But...NO.  He actually is that crazy in real life.  Holy crap.
 
2013-03-18 09:11:14 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: It takes a special kind of egotistical asshole to retroactively make your children bastards in the eyes of your church just to score some petty "points" against your ex-wife.


Although the ironic deal is that if BillO succeeds in getting the annulment, all his fine fancy "your new marriage with Hunky McDetective is invalid" goes away.  Her marriage instantly becomes valid when the annulment goes through.

Turning your kids' therapist into a nanny by throwing enough money at her so that you can "win" every parental dispute is a nice trick, though.  Well played, O'Reilly.

This alone is spectacularly dicktastic.

Now please, tell me more about Traditional Family ValuesTM

As if his sexual harassment and other dickishness isn't enough to make God cringe, this guy is the author of _Those Who Trespass_.  Yikes. "Hey baby, put that pipe down and get my pipe up."
 
2013-03-18 09:14:45 PM

cosmiquemuffin: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: It takes a special kind of egotistical asshole to retroactively make your children bastards in the eyes of your church just to score some petty "points" against your ex-wife.

Although the ironic deal is that if BillO succeeds in getting the annulment, all his fine fancy "your new marriage with Hunky McDetective is invalid" goes away.  Her marriage instantly becomes valid when the annulment goes through.

Turning your kids' therapist into a nanny by throwing enough money at her so that you can "win" every parental dispute is a nice trick, though.  Well played, O'Reilly.

This alone is spectacularly dicktastic.

Now please, tell me more about Traditional Family ValuesTM

As if his sexual harassment and other dickishness isn't enough to make God cringe, this guy is the author of _Those Who Trespass_.  Yikes. "Hey baby, put that pipe down and get my pipe up."


Pipes up, Hoes down.
 
2013-03-18 09:21:39 PM

Thunderpipes: Alleged, claims, etc.....

That's how Catholics do stuff, the annulment thing. You would not be whining if they were Muslims doing Muslim stuff. Sounds like a normal court battle.

You hate him, fine, but at least be honest. Wife sounds like a ho. Older, knows she can get millions in a divorce, so can be a tramp with a younger cop. Win/win for her.




Cannibals doing cannibal stuff?
 
2013-03-18 09:28:05 PM
Join the Episcopal church. It's the same rites and born from divorce.
 
2013-03-18 09:28:26 PM
 Maybe it's me, but this guy seems like a sanctimonious dickweed.
 
2013-03-18 09:34:31 PM

Snort: Join the Episcopal church. It's the same rites and born from divorce.



Born from divorce? Wat?
 
2013-03-18 09:35:36 PM

Thunderpipes: Alleged, claims, etc.....

That's how Catholics do stuff, the annulment thing. You would not be whining if they were Muslims doing Muslim stuff.


What exactly is "the Muslim stuff" in this context?
 
2013-03-18 09:45:57 PM

Thunderpipes: Alleged, claims, etc.....

That's how Catholics do stuff, the annulment thing. You would not be whining if they were Muslims doing Muslim stuff. Sounds like a normal court battle.

You hate him, fine, but at least be honest. Wife sounds like a ho. Older, knows she can get millions in a divorce, so can be a tramp with a younger cop. Win/win for her.


"If different people were doing different things you would say something different.  Take THAT!"
 
2013-03-18 09:46:57 PM

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2013-03-18 09:50:52 PM

WeenerGord: Snort: Join the Episcopal church. It's the same rites and born from divorce.


Born from divorce? Wat?


Episcopalian/Anglican church is another name for the Church of England, which was created by Henry VIII because Catholicism wouldn't let him divorce the wife(s) who wouldn't "give" him a male heir.  Ergo, "born from divorce."
 
2013-03-18 09:53:57 PM

HighlanderRPI: As believable as this whole thing is - and I'm sure it's true - I would have liked to see how they determined the Anonymous 2011-1 vs Anonymous 2011-2 filing in court was Bill & his Ex? Everything in the article is predicated on that little tidbit.

/Always show your work for full credit


It says it in the article.  Apparently once your divorce procedings are spectacularly ugly enough, and spill out from their original scope, you get published in appelate court briefs which do, in fact, name you.
 
2013-03-18 09:57:37 PM
Can we all hope that big bill, Glenn beck, Dick Cheney, and rush dickbaugh get into a 4 way fatal traffic accident? If that happens I would (almost) believe there is a God.
 
2013-03-18 09:59:11 PM

jaerik: WeenerGord: Snort: Join the Episcopal church. It's the same rites and born from divorce.


Born from divorce? Wat?

Episcopalian/Anglican church is another name for the Church of England, which was created by Henry VIII because Catholicism wouldn't let him divorce the wife(s) who wouldn't "give" him a male heir.  Ergo, "born from divorce."


5 points for Gryffindor.
 
2013-03-18 10:06:51 PM
Poor kids....
 
2013-03-18 10:15:02 PM
Wow between this and Commander Viagra Popper's "People who believe in marriage equality are hedonists" blast today http://mediamatters.org/video/2013/03/ 18/limbaugh-gay-marriage-isnt-vi rtuous-would-corru/193098 I think I've gotten my fill of Republican hypocrisy this month.
 
2013-03-18 10:18:18 PM

Snort: jaerik: WeenerGord: Snort: Join the Episcopal church. It's the same rites and born from divorce.


Born from divorce? Wat?

Episcopalian/Anglican church is another name for the Church of England, which was created by Henry VIII because Catholicism wouldn't let him divorce the wife(s) who wouldn't "give" him a male heir.  Ergo, "born from divorce."

5 points for Gryffindor.


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/added on five more for giving me a reason to use this picture
//the most British looking man alive
 
2013-03-18 10:53:41 PM
s24.postimage.org
 
2013-03-18 10:56:26 PM
Someone apparently forgot to tell him that Anonymous is not your personal army
 
2013-03-18 11:01:58 PM
What kind of God would force a woman to stay married to Bill O'Reilly?

/can you explain that?
 
2013-03-18 11:08:09 PM
come at me Bill

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-18 11:16:19 PM

mute nostril agony: nburghmatt: hmmm. Bill O'Reilly versus someone who willingly slept with Bill O'Reilly at least twice. i hope no one wins in this.

My thoughts exactly. Bill O'Reilly is a scumbag, but she chose to sleep with him and live with him, which speaks volumes about her character. Mutually assured destruction seems like the best possible outcome.


Agreed. And I know and appreciate where your handle comes from, MNA. Well done.
 
2013-03-18 11:31:44 PM

strapp3r: come at me Bill


Al and Frannie been happily married for close to 40 years. A liberal practicing the family values the GOP only pays lip service to has got to piss off BillO.
 
2013-03-18 11:38:44 PM

Internet Meme Rogers: mute nostril agony: nburghmatt: hmmm. Bill O'Reilly versus someone who willingly slept with Bill O'Reilly at least twice. i hope no one wins in this.

My thoughts exactly. Bill O'Reilly is a scumbag, but she chose to sleep with him and live with him, which speaks volumes about her character. Mutually assured destruction seems like the best possible outcome.

Agreed. And I know and appreciate where your handle comes from, MNA. Well done.


When the still sea conspires an armour
And her sullen and aborted currents breed tiny monsters
True sailing is dead.
Akward instant and the first animal is jettisoned
Leg furiously pumping their stiff green gallop
and heads bob up

Poise
Delicate
Pause
Consent

In mute nostril agony carefully refined and sealed over.


/a classic American poem.
 
2013-03-19 12:07:38 AM
So, some shallow cow who is obviously quite a bit younger than him, married this self-important dolt, ditched him for some other power junkie, (see a pattern here?) and it got all backstabby?  Sounds like page 16 trophy wife horsesh*t to me.  Trying to care, Bill.  Trying.
 
2013-03-19 01:03:32 AM
O'Vilely is human scum....and his wife should have taken him to the cleaners after BOSs sic harassment lawsuit settlement with a female producer

Not the first Fox News blowyhard to have a messy split. Brit Hume lost his show on FNC because of all the biatch fights he had with his ex on the set....his ex was one of the producers of his show
 
2013-03-19 01:12:55 AM
 
2013-03-19 01:18:58 AM
I am disappoint.  135 comments and no McPhilmy jokes.  Come on, an adulterous woman whose last name can be pronounced McFillMe.  You're slacking, farkers.
 
2013-03-19 02:54:13 AM
If Catholic church  does not annul Bill's first marriage, he CAN"T take communion and eat the 'actual body' of Jesus. It doesn't matter that first marriage took place in the church as a 'sacrament'. Doesn't matter Bill and first wife had two kids and had them baptized, christened and confirmed as members of the Catholic Church. Throw enough coin at the church, and lie convincingly to your priest and 'poof', Catholic diocese can sprinkle magic unicorn dust and your Catholic marriage,  your two Catholic kids, never 'really' happened. Now Bill is free to marry Nassau detective and have new kids. New second wife and kids are now the official recognized and sanctioned spouse and family. But also amazingly, old kids and wife despite having been told by Catholic diocese that they were all just a mistake, can still chose to be good Catholics! Yeah!

Traditional Christian marriage?
www.rickbeckman.org
 
2013-03-19 06:28:25 AM

Bullseyed: If she wanted to get divorced and he didn't, then yes, she is not allowed to participate in the Catholic Church.


Where does it say that wanting to get divorced is a sin?
 
2013-03-19 09:48:30 AM

Snort: Join the Episcopal church. It's the same rites and born from divorce.


Catholic Lite. All of the ceremony, half the guilt.
 
2013-03-19 09:55:35 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Just walk away, just walk away


Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

I await your answer. You have a full day to decide.
 
2013-03-19 11:32:00 AM

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Okay. No point in posting anything snarky because ... no one will top this

Congrats, I spit on my monitor
 
2013-03-19 11:38:07 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Just walk away, just walk away.


There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

I await your answer. You have a full day to decide.
 
2013-03-19 11:51:23 AM
Geez Louise....sorry for the duplicate post.  I checked the page thoroughly, and refreshed many times.....no post.

So I re-post and the original somehow appears?

W. T. F.?????
 
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