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(Gawker)   Bill O'Reilly's divorce is so ugly, God got involved   (gawker.com) divider line 142
    More: Amusing, Bill O'Reilly, god, Jeff Greenfield, New York Civil Liberties Union, Jeffrey Toobin, Ex-wife, Nassau County Police Department  
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2013-03-18 05:13:41 PM  
On three... one ... two ... three:

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
 
2013-03-18 05:43:14 PM  
Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.
 
2013-03-18 05:46:08 PM  
So's he's as big a prick in real life as he plays on TV? Surprise surprise surprise Sgt Carter.
 
2013-03-18 05:47:45 PM  
Just walk away, just walk away.
There's too much wrong for you to stay.
 
2013-03-18 05:47:53 PM  

brantgoose: On three... one ... two ... three:

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!


damn, did we just do it live? fark it, i missed it.
 
2013-03-18 05:49:30 PM  
Hey look, Cardinal Dolan is selling indulgences.
 
2013-03-18 05:49:51 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


There was that little matter of the falafel.
 
2013-03-18 05:50:54 PM  
This is the same writer who published the names of all registered New York city gun owners, calling them all "a$$holes" in the title of his article and now he is participating in a lawsuit to uncover dirt about someone's divorce case.  If anyone deserves to be called class-act it is this guy.
 
2013-03-18 05:50:59 PM  
She was put off by his falafel kink?
 
2013-03-18 05:53:12 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


Did I miss the part where she is reported to have been banging the cop before the divorce?

Oh, and from I read there is no indication he had any infidelity, either, tho not from a lack of trying.
 
2013-03-18 05:53:30 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


Nothing says she was banging him while still with O'Reilly.  Had the impression from the article she started to date him after they separated.  And given his history of chasing skirts, he's not much one to criticize her even if she WAS cheating on him.

Suggest reading the entire article some time.
 
2013-03-18 05:53:40 PM  
Bill O'Reilly is a horrible excuse for a human being
 
2013-03-18 05:53:56 PM  
divorce and custody battles suckass but i have a hard time feeling sorry for Billy. Given his personality i can't believe he or she thought marriage stood a chance in hell of working.  I'd wager she was betting on it.

\Little know fact is that her original maiden name was McDoingitforthealimony.
\\Hopefully the kids come through this pseudo-sane.  Total sanity is a pipedream given these parents.
 
2013-03-18 05:54:41 PM  
Why is it that assholes like this are the only fathers that do well in the family courts?  Unless you have a pile of money like O'Reilly, it usually just defaults to whatever the mother decides to do, irrespective of the father's wishes.
 
2013-03-18 05:55:52 PM  
Sounds like good inspiration for his next erotic crime novel.
 
2013-03-18 05:56:40 PM  

Paul Baumer: Hey look, Cardinal Dolan is selling indulgences.


i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-18 05:56:56 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


Looks like the S.S. Andrea Mackris has returned to port.

Women have loooong memories. Learn it, live it, know it.
 
2013-03-18 05:57:02 PM  
conservative family values in action.
 
2013-03-18 05:57:49 PM  
always nice to see the conservative sanctity of marriage at work
 
2013-03-18 05:57:59 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.


Well he was hitting on women he worked with and I doubt that was the only case. And the relationship his wife had was after they were having problems.
 
2013-03-18 05:58:01 PM  
We must never ever ever let the gays marry. That would destroy the sanctity of marriage.
 
2013-03-18 05:59:25 PM  
It takes a special kind of egotistical asshole to retroactively make your children bastards in the eyes of your church just to score some petty "points" against your ex-wife.

Turning your kids' therapist into a nanny by throwing enough money at her so that you can "win" every parental dispute is a nice trick, though.  Well played, O'Reilly.

Now please, tell me more about Traditional Family ValuesTM
 
2013-03-18 05:59:25 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.


Revenge on your ex for having sex with someone else is a really shiatty reason to wreck your kids lives.
 
2013-03-18 06:00:05 PM  
I watched the dramatization of Martha Moxley's murder case. One of the characters--a retired cop--when asked why they couldn't solve the murder of Martha Moxley, pointed a a huge mansion with an incredible view of the harbor. "See that house? The police chief retired to that house."


If you have enough money, you can get anything done.

Like the "suicide" of an naked Asian woman with her hands and feet bound, hanging from a balcony.
 
2013-03-18 06:00:15 PM  

Corvus: Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.

Well he was hitting on women he worked with and I doubt that was the only case. And the relationship his wife had was after they were having problems.


Wasn't there something about underage foreign something something? Allegedly?
 
2013-03-18 06:00:54 PM  
Oh My!

Bill Mother-F-ing O'Reilly's just got a heaping spoon (or two) of Karma... well Billy, you are not as smart as you think you are and you are not as good as you claim to be... at anything!

F*ck you, and I hope she takes you to the cleaners for all the evil you've done to the world.
 
2013-03-18 06:03:59 PM  
Loofah!
 
2013-03-18 06:04:25 PM  
I blame Gay Marriage.

You bastards!
 
2013-03-18 06:06:44 PM  
Is there anything about this man that isn't ugly?
 
2013-03-18 06:07:38 PM  

namegoeshere: We must never ever ever let the gays marry. That would destroy the sanctity of marriage.


Bill's marriage was doing quite well until we started to let gays get married. See, these gays with their gayness and their gay marriage went and destroyed Bill's marriage. Had America put its foot down and said that gays could not get married and in 2010 if we could have strengthened DOMA or made it REALLY DON'T ASK, REALLY DON'T TELL, baby Mama O'Reilly would be popping out another kid as we speak and they'd be on a second honeymoon.

/hopefully someone didn't post this before me
//really hope that person didn't mean every word of it
 
2013-03-18 06:08:03 PM  
Sounds fair and balanced to me.
 
2013-03-18 06:09:12 PM  

spesimen: always nice to see the conservative sanctity of marriage at work


Spot on, and more succinct than I could have put together.
 
2013-03-18 06:11:10 PM  

LeroyBourne: She was put off by his falafel kink?


Probably the santorum on it.
 
2013-03-18 06:11:12 PM  
There's no words there.
 
2013-03-18 06:13:37 PM  
This should be bigger news than it is among the LGBT community, I think - primarily because it's a fairly blatant indication of Cardinal "We must save marriage from teh gheys" Dolan's corruption.
 
2013-03-18 06:15:01 PM  
i651.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 06:15:31 PM  
media.npr.org divorce and custody battles suckass but i have a hard time feeling sorry for Billy. Given his personality i can't believe he or she thought marriage stood a chance in hell of working.  I'd wager she was betting on it.

\Little know fact is that her original maiden name was McDoingitforthealimony.
\\Hopefully the kids come through this pseudo-sane.  Total sanity is a pipedream given these parents.
 
2013-03-18 06:15:36 PM  
Billy boy, DIAF.
 
2013-03-18 06:17:10 PM  
What a farking pinhead.
 
2013-03-18 06:18:28 PM  
i.imgur.com

He's still a douchebag.
 
2013-03-18 06:19:14 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Nadie_AZ: Hm. You know, Bill's a dick, but if I was happily married and found out my wife was banging a police detective, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, too. Enough to want to 'damage' her and take custody of the kids. I don't fault him for this.

Unless he's been banging on the side, too. Then ... he's just a dick.

Nothing says she was banging him while still with O'Reilly.  Had the impression from the article she started to date him after they separated.  And given his history of chasing skirts, he's not much one to criticize her even if she WAS cheating on him.

Suggest reading the entire article some time.


There's a link to an article that says she was seeing the detective while they were married.


 O'Reilly's nephew Brandon Ricci worked on  The O'Reilly Factor, and began confiding in staffers that his aunt-McPhilmy-had been having an affair. Ricci described the other man as a "local sheriff."

"He said, 'Yeah, I think my aunt and uncle are headed for a divorce,'" the Fox News source said. "'My aunt is seeing someone, and that really pissed my uncle off.'


Anyways .

Zasteva: Revenge on your ex for having sex with someone else is a really shiatty reason to wreck your kids lives.


I never said it was a smart thing to do. But for exactly that reason, I agree with you.
 
2013-03-18 06:21:21 PM  
fark him, I hope he dies a painful death.

And no, I don't care if this is just his personal business that has almost nothing to do with his on-air personality.  Once you say things that I find repugnant, I will spend the rest of my days saying snarky things about you and making fun of your misfortunes... on the internet.
 
2013-03-18 06:21:58 PM  

spiderpaz: Why is it that assholes like this are the only fathers that do well in the family courts?  Unless you have a pile of money like O'Reilly, it usually just defaults to whatever the mother decides to do, irrespective of the father's wishes.


Why do people answer their own questions? I suspect it is because they already knew the answer.
 
2013-03-18 06:22:30 PM  
This is one of those instances that I'm rooting for the woman to take the guy for all his worth

/if there's a god...
 
2013-03-18 06:25:05 PM  
FTA: Anonymous 2011-1 v. Anonymous 2011-2

So,if Anonymous is divorcing, is one of the issues who gets custody of LulzSec?
 
2013-03-18 06:26:05 PM  
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-03-18 06:26:21 PM  
televisedrevolution.com
 
2013-03-18 06:27:02 PM  
The real reason to feel sorry for his children is what they may have inherited from Billy.  Worst. Genetic. Heritage. Evar.
 
2013-03-18 06:30:50 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: LeroyBourne: She was put off by his falafel kink?

Probably the santorum on it.


Ish..I'll never think about a falafel the same way...who am I kidding. Those things are great. For eating, not whatever he was doing with them.
 
2013-03-18 06:31:22 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark:


An annulment, what does that mean? To end the marriage?
 
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