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(ESPN)   On the other hand, if this relationship should go south, it's hard to drive away in an SUV with a ski pole up your ass   (espn.go.com) divider line 35
    More: Interesting, Lindsey Vonn, SUV, Doral, Thomas Vonn, Tiger Woods, souths, interpersonal relationship, Arnold Palmer Invitational  
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2013-03-18 05:34:42 PM
Actually, it's quite ea....I mean, not that i would know, but I assume it would be easy...ahem...yeah...
 
2013-03-18 05:53:32 PM
Tiger has a type.
 
2013-03-18 06:02:01 PM
Oh yeah, she'd fark his shiat up.
 
2013-03-18 06:33:15 PM
How would you know, subby?  Is it CSB time?
 
2013-03-18 06:36:27 PM
Wow.

Why would he enter a relationship again?
I guess without a relationship, you can't cheat which is probably what really excites him.

What does Vonn expect exactly?

and yes, he certainly does have a type.
 
2013-03-18 06:37:46 PM
Do the casual wedding/graduation type pictures seem weird for a couple months old relationship?
 
2013-03-18 06:43:03 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Tiger has a type.


YA THINK!?!?

It took me a second to realize that wasn't Elin. And, no, I'm not saying that all Scandanavian-type blondes look alike.
 
2013-03-18 06:44:26 PM

Gonz: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Tiger has a type.

YA THINK!?!?

It took me a second to realize that wasn't Elin. And, no, I'm not saying that all Scandanavian-type blondes look alike.


I'm unsure, can we get a bunch of pictures related to this type posted in this thread for comparison?
 
2013-03-18 06:47:41 PM
i2.listal.com
 
2013-03-18 06:47:46 PM

TheManofPA: Gonz: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Tiger has a type.

YA THINK!?!?

It took me a second to realize that wasn't Elin. And, no, I'm not saying that all Scandanavian-type blondes look alike.

I'm unsure, can we get a bunch of pictures related to this type posted in this thread for comparison?


2003

img2.timeinc.net

2013

img2-3.timeinc.net

2023

melaniekillingervowell.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-18 06:52:06 PM

Horrendous Space Kablooie: Wow.

Why would he enter a relationship again?
I guess without a relationship, you can't cheat which is probably what really excites him.

What does Vonn expect exactly?

and yes, he certainly does have a type.


Eh, I don't think he's doing it for the sex. I mean, someone of his stature can get sex anywhere.  He's doing it because he needs an emotional anchor.  Someone to ground him.  He had that in his father. He thought he had it in Elin, but then he tore that right up.  And now, he has a new anchor in Lindsey.  Someone who's in sports, so she probably knows how lonely the road can get.
 
2013-03-18 06:57:41 PM
Now that Pre-Nups are worthless and palimony still exist, I'd stick with the hookers.
 
2013-03-18 07:11:15 PM
i698.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 07:13:50 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Tiger has a type.


Yeah, I mean who the hell likes hot blonde Scandinavian chicks?
 
2013-03-18 07:17:32 PM

Horrendous Space Kablooie: Wow.

Why would he enter a relationship again?
I guess without a relationship, you can't cheat which is probably what really excites him.

What does Vonn expect exactly?

and yes, he certainly does have a type.


His golf game sure as hell has improved.
 
2013-03-18 07:20:48 PM
She isn't as hot as his ex wife.
 
2013-03-18 07:46:59 PM

IlGreven: Horrendous Space Kablooie: Wow.

Why would he enter a relationship again?
I guess without a relationship, you can't cheat which is probably what really excites him.

What does Vonn expect exactly?

and yes, he certainly does have a type.

Eh, I don't think he's doing it for the sex. I mean, someone of his stature can get sex anywhere.  He's doing it because he needs an emotional anchor.  Someone to ground him.  He had that in his father. He thought he had it in Elin, but then he tore that right up.  And now, he has a new anchor in Lindsey.  Someone who's in sports, so she probably knows how lonely the road can get.


I'm thinking that you haven't been paying much attention to Ms. Vonns personal life. That girl puts the Kuh in crazy.

Not much of an emotional anchor there. Just another hot blonde with big time daddy issues.
 
2013-03-18 07:48:22 PM
Headline was lol worthy. +1 subs
 
2013-03-18 08:08:49 PM

robsul82: TheManofPA: Gonz: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Tiger has a type.

YA THINK!?!?

It took me a second to realize that wasn't Elin. And, no, I'm not saying that all Scandanavian-type blondes look alike.

I'm unsure, can we get a bunch of pictures related to this type posted in this thread for comparison?

2003

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]

2013

[img2-3.timeinc.net image 300x400]

2023

[melaniekillingervowell.files.wordpress.com image 448x299]


well played
 
2013-03-18 08:15:41 PM
Hot Kinky Jo approves of the headline, although she would probably use something else.
 
2013-03-18 08:43:34 PM
A ski pole? I think it would end up more like this:

www.averagejoesblog.com

Good luck, Tiger. You'll need it...
 
2013-03-18 09:00:01 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Tiger has a type.


Not really, the Waffle House near his mansion closed so he had to look elsewhere for talent.
 
2013-03-18 09:23:36 PM
Things can only go downhill from here
 
2013-03-18 10:50:40 PM

carrion_luggage: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Tiger has a type.

Not really, the Waffle House near his mansion closed so he had to look elsewhere for talent.


There is no Waffle House near here, or a Perkins.

/I live a mile from Tiger
 
2013-03-18 10:59:12 PM
Mrs. Vonnnnn....I'm looking at you. You're a TRAMP! Oh, I bet you hit that one right where you wanted, didn't you? You're a little monkey woman. You're lean, you're mean, and you're not too far in between either I bet are you?
 
2013-03-18 11:00:55 PM
DRTA, Subby but the headline just cracked me up! Good work.
 
2013-03-19 04:13:07 AM

buckeyebrain: [i2.listal.com image 850x318]


I'm thinking that's probably racist.  I'm also thinking it's funny as a muthafugga.
 
2013-03-19 08:44:04 AM
Man cannot live on IHOP hostesses alone.
 
2013-03-19 09:00:40 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Things can only go downhill from here


www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-03-19 09:14:14 AM
Tiger wanna cracker?
 
2013-03-19 09:35:34 AM

js34603: She isn't as hot as his ex wife.


certainly not.  However Lindsey seems far more likely to take direction.  Such as - hey Lindsey lets trip balls on Ambien and Hennessy and do anal on the playscape rockwall.
 
2013-03-19 09:41:24 AM
Since skiing is an actual sport, and golf is a good walk, ruined (and they don't even carry their own clubs), I'd put my $ on Lindsey in a smackdown.

How can she possibly believe he's NOT going to cheat?  He's just an accident waiting to happen.
 
2013-03-19 10:57:11 AM
i really don't have that much a preference when it comes to a ski pole versus a golf club up the ass.  they are both about the same length and material.

and i'd take either over a ski boot or a ski up the ass.
 
2013-03-19 11:18:23 AM

Galloping Galoshes: Since skiing is an actual sport, and golf is a good walk, ruined (and they don't even carry their own clubs), I'd put my $ on Lindsey in a smackdown.

How can she possibly believe he's NOT going to cheat?  He's just an accident waiting to happen.


Maybe she doesn't care.  She's been to the Olympics, she is a world class athlete, and she knows that temptation is around every corner for people like that.

Your favorite athlete has cheated on his wife/GF on several occasions.  Every athlete cheats.  It's a fact of life, and I'm sure Vonn knows it.
 
2013-03-20 06:35:37 AM
not sure what it is about women that they love cheaters. i used to be a namby pamby nice guy like the rest of us and i would get girls here and there but ever since my morals declined i find i have too many women to deal with...
 
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