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(Kotaku)   Season 3 of Game of Thrones will have the ultimate enemy: bears   (kotaku.com) divider line 97
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2013-03-18 03:02:43 PM
Great freakin trailer. One thing.....I kinda pictured the Unsullied differently. Those guys look too clean maybe.....
 
2013-03-18 03:03:38 PM
Damn work had to fire the guy who provided me with a HBO-Go password. And the guy acted like it was all about him! "Boo hop, how am I going to eat?" What about my needs?
 
2013-03-18 03:05:38 PM
irrelevantheory.files.wordpress.com

Let's just get that out of the way.
 
2013-03-18 03:05:47 PM
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2013-03-18 03:06:44 PM
Hmm, don't remember any bears from the books. Except Jorah Mormont being from Bear Island.

This is an outrage!
 
2013-03-18 03:09:13 PM

Cymbal: Hmm, don't remember any bears from the books. Except Jorah Mormont being from Bear Island.

This is an outrage!


Spoiler:

Brienne in the pit at Harrenhal and saved by Jamie.
 
2013-03-18 03:10:31 PM

Cymbal: Hmm, don't remember any bears from the books. Except Jorah Mormont being from Bear Island.

This is an outrage!


In an effort to avoid spoilers, I'll be non-specific, but there is a major chapter featuring a bear, a pit, and two main characters.
 
2013-03-18 03:12:04 PM

Cymbal: Hmm, don't remember any bears from the books. Except Jorah Mormont being from Bear Island.

This is an outrage!


Since there is a bear in the book, I'd be outraged at my memory.
 
2013-03-18 03:13:49 PM
A bear. A bear!
 
2013-03-18 03:14:11 PM

HoFChaos: Cymbal: Hmm, don't remember any bears from the books. Except Jorah Mormont being from Bear Island.

This is an outrage!

In an effort to avoid spoilers, I'll be non-specific, but there is a major chapter featuring a bear, a pit, and two main characters.


Forgot all about that. The headline made me think it was some type of bear invasion. Like they replaced the unsullied with an army of bears, which sounds about as lame as the Ewoks.
 
2013-03-18 03:14:58 PM

Cymbal: Hmm, don't remember any bears from the books.


There's something for everyone at Littlefinger's brothels!
 
2013-03-18 03:16:14 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Cymbal: Hmm, don't remember any bears from the books.

There's something for everyone at Littlefinger's brothels!


Even Jew Bear?
 
2013-03-18 03:17:59 PM

pacmanner: I kinda pictured the Unsullied differently. Those guys look too clean maybe.....


THAT'S WHAT UNSULLIED MEANS
 
2013-03-18 03:18:25 PM

costermonger: A bear. A bear!


with hair?!
 
2013-03-18 03:19:13 PM

Tax Boy: pacmanner: I kinda pictured the Unsullied differently. Those guys look too clean maybe.....

THAT'S WHAT UNSULLIED MEANS


That's the joke
 
2013-03-18 03:19:22 PM
But will they be driving? Because I don't see how that can be.
 
2013-03-18 03:19:54 PM
I demand Tyrion get his own personal bear mount.
 
2013-03-18 03:20:23 PM
Interesting that they used the music from Tron for it.

Looking forward to the next season...
 
2013-03-18 03:21:22 PM
oh and... came for a maiden fair....  Y'all are slacking.
 
2013-03-18 03:23:42 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: There's something for everyone at Littlefinger's brothels!


well played sir!!


and while I watch.
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2013-03-18 03:24:13 PM

GameSprocket: Damn work had to fire the guy who provided me with a HBO-Go password. And the guy acted like it was all about him! "Boo hop, how am I going to eat?" What about my needs?


He changed his password already?
 
2013-03-18 03:25:53 PM
How many weddings will they feature this season?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-18 03:27:26 PM

Tax Boy: pacmanner: I kinda pictured the Unsullied differently. Those guys look too clean maybe.....

THAT'S WHAT UNSULLIED MEANS


I don't know man. I kinda thought that unsullied came from them being devoid of fear and pain. They do live in the desert for farks sake.
 
2013-03-18 03:29:06 PM

Tax Boy: How many weddings will they feature this season?


Hopefully not the red one. I still think G.R.R. Martin would take that one back if he had the chance. Just seemed too soon for that plot thread to end.
 
2013-03-18 03:30:15 PM

pacmanner: Tax Boy: pacmanner: I kinda pictured the Unsullied differently. Those guys look too clean maybe.....

THAT'S WHAT UNSULLIED MEANS

I don't know man. I kinda thought that unsullied came from them being devoid of fear and pain. They do live in the desert for farks sake.


More like devoid of their twigs and berry's.  Thats what I took their name to mean, unsullied by females.
 
2013-03-18 03:32:30 PM
Man, Daft Punk must have made a killing with their album.  Tron, Top Gear, Game of Thrones have all used it now, and I'm sure they aren't the only ones.

Oh, and the trailer looked pretty good too.
 
2013-03-18 03:34:16 PM

EatHam: GameSprocket: Damn work had to fire the guy who provided me with a HBO-Go password. And the guy acted like it was all about him! "Boo hop, how am I going to eat?" What about my needs?

He changed his password already?


He always typed it in to my iPad. HBO requires the password to be re-entered every couple of months.
 
2013-03-18 03:36:26 PM

Nick Spiceyweiner: pacmanner: Tax Boy: pacmanner: I kinda pictured the Unsullied differently. Those guys look too clean maybe.....

THAT'S WHAT UNSULLIED MEANS

I don't know man. I kinda thought that unsullied came from them being devoid of fear and pain. They do live in the desert for farks sake.

More like devoid of their twigs and berry's.  Thats what I took their name to mean, unsullied by females.


Yeah especially that time of the month when they are bleeding out of the axe-wound sized gash between their legs. Don't think they had douche or the equivalent either. I'm thinking a full crab trap that's been sitting in the sun for a few days would be a preferable smell.
 
2013-03-18 03:37:42 PM

Cymbal: Tax Boy: How many weddings will they feature this season?

Hopefully not the red one. I still think G.R.R. Martin would take that one back if he had the chance. Just seemed too soon for that plot thread to end.


I'm pretty sure he wouldn't take back the signature moment of his entire collected works.  I can't think of a single literary moment that was more "holy shiat" than that. It's the one scene that makes sure you know this isn't like anything else you've ever read.
 
2013-03-18 03:40:22 PM
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He was a hairy bear,
He was a scary bear,
We beat a hasty retreat from his lair.
 
2013-03-18 03:40:27 PM
Call me when they get to this chapter!
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2013-03-18 03:42:26 PM
 King Ditka
 
2013-03-18 03:44:27 PM

elvindeath: Cymbal: Tax Boy: How many weddings will they feature this season?

Hopefully not the red one. I still think G.R.R. Martin would take that one back if he had the chance. Just seemed too soon for that plot thread to end.

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't take back the signature moment of his entire collected works.  I can't think of a single literary moment that was more "holy shiat" than that. It's the one scene that makes sure you know this isn't like anything else you've ever read.


THIS.
 
2013-03-18 03:44:40 PM

elvindeath: Cymbal: Tax Boy: How many weddings will they feature this season?

Hopefully not the red one. I still think G.R.R. Martin would take that one back if he had the chance. Just seemed too soon for that plot thread to end.

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't take back the signature moment of his entire collected works.  I can't think of a single literary moment that was more "holy shiat" than that. It's the one scene that makes sure you know this isn't like anything else you've ever read.


True, but it felt too soon. Seems it should have happened in one of the later books. But I guess the effect wouldn't have been the same.
 
2013-03-18 03:46:30 PM

GameSprocket: Damn work had to fire the guy who provided me with a HBO-Go password. And the guy acted like it was all about him! "Boo hop, how am I going to eat?" What about my needs?


You are stealing the show by stealing hbo go just as much as torrenting it. So just torrent it like everyone else =p
 
2013-03-18 03:51:01 PM

elvindeath: I'm pretty sure he wouldn't take back the signature moment of his entire collected works. I can't think of a single literary moment that was more "holy shiat" than that. It's the one scene that makes sure you know this isn't like anything else you've ever read.


Not even when Ned bit it two books earlier?
 
2013-03-18 03:57:19 PM
But why would there be a bear in a world war one trench?
 
2013-03-18 03:59:13 PM

neongoats: GameSprocket: Damn work had to fire the guy who provided me with a HBO-Go password. And the guy acted like it was all about him! "Boo hop, how am I going to eat?" What about my needs?

You are stealing the show by stealing hbo go just as much as torrenting it. So just torrent it like everyone else =p


It was easier with the password.
 
2013-03-18 04:00:58 PM

BattleFrenchie28: But why would there be a bear in a world war one trench?


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2013-03-18 04:01:34 PM
Cool trailer, but the voice-overs felt weird. Just a lot of out of context catch phrases.
 
2013-03-18 04:03:50 PM
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2013-03-18 04:12:26 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: elvindeath: I'm pretty sure he wouldn't take back the signature moment of his entire collected works. I can't think of a single literary moment that was more "holy shiat" than that. It's the one scene that makes sure you know this isn't like anything else you've ever read.

Not even when Ned bit it two books earlier?


Nah, the RW is much worse. Like, people get concerned about you when they know you're coming up to that point in the book.

Anyway, the third book is going to be split into two seasons, so I'd imagine they'll save that for next year.  By my count, though, we'll still have two weddings in this season. I suspect they'll end this year with a certain pigeon pie.
 
2013-03-18 04:12:31 PM

Eccentric Fixation: Cymbal: Hmm, don't remember any bears from the books. Except Jorah Mormont being from Bear Island.

This is an outrage!

Spoiler:

Brienne in the pit at Harrenhal and saved by Jamie.


Also there are zombie bears and wolves at the attack on the Fist of the First Men.
 
2013-03-18 04:12:34 PM
The Tron soundtrack?  Really?  There are very few pieces of music that would be a worse fit for a medieval drama than that one.

/great trailer otherwise
 
2013-03-18 04:16:52 PM

mekkab: costermonger: A bear. A bear!

with hair?!


There was a bear.
 
2013-03-18 04:20:52 PM

pacmanner: Great freakin trailer. One thing.....I kinda pictured the Unsullied differently. Those guys look too clean maybe.....


In the books they're depicted as clean. They wash where there is water available and use sand when there is no water. By comparison the camp followers are filthy and diseased.
 
2013-03-18 04:25:05 PM
Yes well there is that one scene where Dagny gets raped by Man-Bear-Pig, but John Galt unsheathes his great sword of capitolism to behead Man-Bear-Pig, claim the Iron Throne, which he melts down for Reardon Metal until the Dragons of looting and mooching come and destroy the Empire.
 
2013-03-18 04:28:04 PM

BHShaman: Call me when they get to this chapter!
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If they cast Ian McShane in Game of Thrones I will officially ask no more from the universe. Now that would be a kick-ass Mance Rayder or Victarion Greyjoy.
 
2013-03-18 04:32:35 PM
Why can't I see that video in fullscreen without going through a pop-up that forces me to agree or go back? What am I agreeing to and why can't I just close the damn pop-up?

shiat like that just reeks of someone trying to trick me into something.
 
2013-03-18 04:39:21 PM

goatleggedfellow: Why can't I see that video in fullscreen without going through a pop-up that forces me to agree or go back? What am I agreeing to and why can't I just close the damn pop-up?

shiat like that just reeks of someone trying to trick me into something.


They are after your lucky charms. Tell them that tricks are for kids.
 
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