Now that arnold is governator, this is sure to come to a screeching halt.

/bwahahaha

Is he doing it through a hole in the sheet? Cause if it is, then it's all legal.

/UCB

In russia, computers hump you! (while opening hot cocoa sampler boxes)

If you outlaw dry-humping computers, only outlaws will dry-hump computers!

whats with the hot cocoa sampler boxes today?

/out of the loop, again

Maybe he never got a Christmas bonus all these years?

You know, I love cocoa as much as the next guy, but this is getting ridiculous.

Let's try and keep it somewhat relevant, people.

Could they send him a hot cocoa sampler wiped with poo, and having a dead skull inside of it?

I'm confused.

I read the whole damn article and I can't
figure out what the hell the problem is.

Sounds like normal work-a-day stuff to me,
except there was no mention of chipmunk heads,
or big plastic tubs of maggots....

I've given all my subordinates hot cocoa sampler boxes again this year. And a good dry humping to boot.

Step 1: Jersey him
Step 2: Plant foot in ass
Step 3: Repeat Step 2

Someone needs to grow some farking balls and fire his ass.

He wants to sue. Fine. Let him sue.

But get him out of that job.

replace boobies with noveau post, noveau means first. The fark filter caught that one i guess.

"The government, when it comes down to it, is about 95 percent people and about 5 percent bricks and mortar," said James P. Mayer, executive director of the Little Hoover Commission.

I seem to recall reading a seldom-read chapter about the Three Little Pigs' cousin who worked for the State Department. When the Wolf dropped by, he chose to eat his way into the cousin's house made of human remains instead of blowing it down.

If you do not know the hot cocoa sampler box/es by now, you can not be a true Farker.

viva new cliches
ack!

I would have thought that the Department of Health would be able to realize that the guy was absolutely bughouse. But then this is California: everyone is absolutely bughouse.

I wanna be paid $45,000 to dry hump computers. Hell, tell you what - I'll work for $40,000, saving the department $5,000, and actually do my friggin job without pissing other people off. Deal? Asshats like this guy should be shot - or worse yet, exported to Canada.

Only in a government job could you find a weirdo who goes around saying odd things, threatening those around him, and generally making an ass of himself...who can't seem to get fired.

Come to think of it, sounds alot like another "government employee" we all know but can't seem to get fired...

On a totally unrelated note...I wonder what the president is doing right now? Watching football? Eating a pretzel? Invading Brazil?

Ok, what is wrong with what he has been doing? He obviously one the top workers. He has been proactively maintaining all state quotas throughout the whole office. After all when was the last time did any state employee in any state did anything at anytime. This guy is evidently keeping up with those high standards.

Fastest worn out cliche EVER.

On a totally unrelated note...I wonder what the president is doing right now? Watching football? Eating a pretzel? Invading Brazil?

He's opening his hot cocoa sampler box that saddam sent him.

Fire him, sheesh!

Only in a government job could you find a weirdo who goes around saying odd things, threatening those around him, and generally making an ass of himself...who can't seem to get fired.

not just in government. There's a lot of assclowns at the private university I went to who's consant incompetance ruined people's lives and were tolerated like this.

gromitcu

What have you against Canada? They took all those draft-dodgers without complaint a generation back, and now you want to inflict keyboard humpers on them? I'm sure they'd prefer hockey players and brewers instead, or even a Hot cocoa sampler-- ah, forget it, I just can't work in the cliche's like I used to.

Long live affirmative action and preferential hiring!

(dang, it didn't like my link. Anyway, there's a book called that and you can buy it on Amazon. Honest. )

He harassed a co-worker by making "an aggressive and loud animal noise ... similar to that which a chipmunk might make ... chirp chirp," according to state documents.

A chipmunk's chirp can sound aggressive to a grown adult!! wow

If you do not know the hot cocoa sampler box/es by now, you can not be a true DUMBASS.

Give it a rest, willya?

He harassed a co-worker by making "an aggressive and loud animal noise ... similar to that which a chipmunk might make ... chirp chirp,"

...I'm not sure even a rabid chipmunk should be described in such a manner.

Bosses can't or won't discipline worker who dry-humps computers and makes threatening animal noises

Well, obviously this worker is trying to revive the rotting turkey carcasses. Good for him!

I think this guy is actually funny. I'd be too busy laughing at him to think of getting him fired. Come on, dry humping keyboards, making animal noises, puffing his chest up, he's doing it for a laugh and the managers who "don't want to get involved" obviously think so too.

Actually, it makes me wet.

....must have a small dong or something.....what a tardstar.

I don't get it. Is there something wrong with dry-humping computers and making threatening animal noises?

"She doesn't move her arms when she walks!!"

This guy sounds like your average farker to me

"Hot cocoa sampler box,"

Where did this come from!?!?!

"Punching one's palm is no crime"

you + "hot cocoa sampler box" = dumb asshole.

Popular civil service slogan:

"I'm dead wood. You can't fire me."