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(PC Magazine)   Mark Zuckerberg earned a 99 percent approval rating from his social network employees. You know who else received a 99 percent approval rating?   (pcmag.com) divider line 40
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2013-03-18 01:33:34 PM
Mark Zukerberg? Who's he, the CEO of Faebook?
 
2013-03-18 02:51:05 PM
The lone dissenter:

i218.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 03:06:53 PM

YodaBlues: Mark Zukerberg? Who's he, the CEO of Faebook?


No, he's the CEO of Fakebook, an investment Trojan horse designed solely to go big, then crash, upon their IPO.
 
2013-03-18 03:17:27 PM
Zark Muckerberg?
 
2013-03-18 03:31:51 PM
img2.timeinc.net

Obama Satan?
 
2013-03-18 03:35:28 PM
Saddam Hussein?

/Seriously.
 
2013-03-18 03:37:30 PM
Dear Leader

/that's what Facebook employees are "encouraged" to refer to him as
 
2013-03-18 03:45:08 PM

PainInTheASP: The lone dissenter:

[i218.photobucket.com image 500x276]


I think I found another dissenter.

www.tindog.com
 
2013-03-18 03:55:47 PM
This being Facebook, we can be certain Zuckerberg knows exactly who voted against him.
 
2013-03-18 03:58:40 PM
 
2013-03-18 04:06:20 PM
Subby's mom?
 
2013-03-18 04:14:42 PM
The Falkland Islands?
 
2013-03-18 04:30:47 PM
Yeah, he's earned their respect.
imageshack.us
 
2013-03-18 04:43:51 PM
Did they do the poll on Facebook?
 
2013-03-18 05:05:46 PM
Countywide loan applicants?
 
2013-03-18 05:19:21 PM
My old bos that was recently asked to leave/fired/resigned/whatever got the lowest ranking among managers in the company. This is nationwide, he was the bottom of the barrel. How did he respond to this? Take the valid complaints and critics to heart and change. Nope. He comes out of his office and vows revenge on everyone. Glad he is gone, things have been going so much smoother.
 
2013-03-18 05:38:36 PM

groppet: My old bos that was recently asked to leave/fired/resigned/whatever got the lowest ranking among managers in the company. This is nationwide, he was the bottom of the barrel. How did he respond to this? Take the valid complaints and critics to heart and change. Nope. He comes out of his office and vows revenge on everyone. Glad he is gone, things have been going so much smoother.


But at least you can say you worked on a Uwe Boll movie, right?
 
2013-03-18 06:32:36 PM

SploogeTime: zuckerberg is a filthy worthless jew.

what do I win?


A free account @ RT.
 
2013-03-18 07:15:14 PM
Actually, Hitler got nowhere near 99% of the vote.
 
2013-03-18 07:35:17 PM
Considering Facebook is famous for its disregard for personal privacy I am not at all surprised that the employees all said he was a great boss in these "anonymous" surveys. And I bet the 1% who didn't are wishing that they had.
 
2013-03-18 07:37:14 PM

BumpInTheNight: groppet: My old bos that was recently asked to leave/fired/resigned/whatever got the lowest ranking among managers in the company. This is nationwide, he was the bottom of the barrel. How did he respond to this? Take the valid complaints and critics to heart and change. Nope. He comes out of his office and vows revenge on everyone. Glad he is gone, things have been going so much smoother.

But at least you can say you worked on a Uwe Boll movie, right?


That sir, was funny
 
2013-03-18 08:48:31 PM
Hey, relax guy.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-18 08:51:19 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Actually, Hitler got nowhere near 99% of the vote.


Hitler was a bit of a slacker when it came to campaigning. Saddam Hussein on the other hand was able to get 100% of the vote in his country. It must have been all that ad time he bought during daytime soap operas.
 
2013-03-18 08:52:17 PM
I was just looking for something along the lines of Santa and Elves, but I came up with something 100 times creepier.

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-03-18 10:54:44 PM

groppet: My old bos that was recently asked to leave/fired/resigned/whatever got the lowest ranking among managers in the company. This is nationwide, he was the bottom of the barrel. How did he respond to this? Take the valid complaints and critics to heart and change. Nope. He comes out of his office and vows revenge on everyone. Glad he is gone, things have been going so much smoother.


IMHO it's more your company's fault for having hired him and placed him in a position he was incapable of handling. My wife once had a boss lady who was cruel and unusual who eventually wound up being taken out on a stretcher. She had serious mental health problems that were not addressed, and workers complaints to Human Resources fell on deaf ears. Morans.
 
2013-03-18 11:44:42 PM
If I got even reasonably rich from stock, I too would love my CEO.

So it goes.
 
2013-03-18 11:53:47 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Actually, Hitler got nowhere near 99% of the vote.


So you're saying Zuckerberg is even more evil than Hitler. I can imagine.

/why did autocorrect replace "Hitler" with "Hurley" just now
 
2013-03-19 12:23:54 AM

Flying Code Monkey: If I got even reasonably rich from stock, I too would love my CEO.

So it goes.


I got reasonably rich from the dot.com era and I loathed my CEO.

/nor my boss
//even of I got insanely rich I would still hate their guts
 
2013-03-19 12:42:20 AM
Kim Jung Un Jr or whoever that little Cabbage Patch Korean is?
 
2013-03-19 01:31:51 AM
They all became millionaires this year, duh
 
2013-03-19 02:12:43 AM
I'm guessing 93% of voters didn't see the social network.

Jesse Eisenberg played it best: greedy douchebag, "I got mine" republican who obviously stole and patented the idea for safety.

Who can blame the self-centred evil prick?
 
2013-03-19 02:42:20 AM

BumpInTheNight: groppet: My old bos that was recently asked to leave/fired/resigned/whatever got the lowest ranking among managers in the company. This is nationwide, he was the bottom of the barrel. How did he respond to this? Take the valid complaints and critics to heart and change. Nope. He comes out of his office and vows revenge on everyone. Glad he is gone, things have been going so much smoother.

But at least you can say you worked on a Uwe Boll movie, right?


Watch the first scene of Postal and get back to me.
 
2013-03-19 04:50:28 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-19 06:09:13 AM

SploogeTime: zuckerberg is a filthy worthless jew.

what do I win?


Nothing.

You forgot to mention the NWO Reptilian Conspiracy.
 
2013-03-19 08:15:49 AM
George W Bush?
 
2013-03-19 09:29:25 AM
There's no way a CEO earns 99% approval without either fudging the numbers or The Fear of God being involved when taking the survey in the first place. Sociology shows that there's literally no way to please everyone (or even close to everyone).

/except if you give miniature american flags to some, and abortions for others.
 
2013-03-19 09:35:47 AM
That ass will be kissed.
 
2013-03-19 10:30:42 AM

MithrandirBooga: There's no way a CEO earns 99% approval without either fudging the numbers or The Fear of God being involved when taking the survey in the first place. Sociology shows that there's literally no way to please everyone (or even close to everyone).

/except if you give miniature american flags to some, and abortions for others.




Alright team, We need to help the company out. It depends on you. It's war out there and the collateral is our friends, family, and especially our children. Now work that bonus.
 
2013-03-19 01:29:42 PM
0.tqn.com
 
2013-03-19 06:26:35 PM

KrispyKritter: groppet: My old bos that was recently asked to leave/fired/resigned/whatever got the lowest ranking among managers in the company. This is nationwide, he was the bottom of the barrel. How did he respond to this? Take the valid complaints and critics to heart and change. Nope. He comes out of his office and vows revenge on everyone. Glad he is gone, things have been going so much smoother.

IMHO it's more your company's fault for having hired him and placed him in a position he was incapable of handling. My wife once had a boss lady who was cruel and unusual who eventually wound up being taken out on a stretcher. She had serious mental health problems that were not addressed, and workers complaints to Human Resources fell on deaf ears. Morans.


Yes here what happend was the regional boss hired a farkstick friend of his and protected him for over a year then there was a restructuring and my boss fell under my current regional boss, who rules BTW, and since then they have been trying to get rid of him but the client liked him for some reason thinking that things ran smoother with him around. He should have gotten fired right after he got in a very big shouting match with out clients CEO's executive assistant. Just watching it made me wanna get my resume in order.
 
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