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(BBC)   Child trapped in pizza machine suffers broken knuckles, hopefully does not have to have his hand tossed   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Scary, Solihull, rollers, West Midlands Ambulance Service, Birmingham Children's Hospital  
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2013-03-18 04:27:39 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: neongoats: But alas, they merely meant bread kneading machine.

Pretty sure it was a dough roller:


[www.bakeryequipment.com image 250x263]


That thing is fancy.  After adjusting the onion on my belt, the one I used was from the 60's and was basically 2 rollers attached to a motor, mounted on a stand.  I hated turning it on and off because you would get a little jolt if the switch was moved a tiny fraction off center.  Also, if the dough ball was too wide, it would catch on the side of the rollers and get shredded, if it was too thick, it would jam between the rollers and you'd have to spend 10 minutes scraping the jam out with a putty knife.  Good times.
 
2013-03-18 04:32:51 PM  

roc6783: Sin_City_Superhero: neongoats:


To be clear, the machine was from the 60's, I am not.  That shop was a major train wreck, but they made one hell of a pizza.  The place closed 4 or 5 years ago and I have not found the same mix of a thin crust that isn't like a cracker, flavorful sauce, and loads of toppings.

RIP Villa Roma
 
2013-03-18 04:52:53 PM  
Good headline, subby. *golf clap*
 
2013-03-18 05:00:03 PM  

tblax: Pizza machine???


Exactly?!
 
2013-03-18 05:03:35 PM  

tblax: Pizza machine???


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2013-03-18 05:05:16 PM  

SultanofSchwing: Why is a 5 year old anywhere near that shiat in the first place?



Good question.

Back in the day I made plenty of pizzas.  Our dough-rolling machine had a safety bar that was easily tripped if you were too stupid and got your hand caught.  Had to help one of the guys get free once, but he was ok.  Guessing the kid was somewhere where he shouldn't have been.
 
2013-03-18 05:07:35 PM  
Seems like these dough machines should be banned, you know, for the children...and what not.
 
2013-03-18 06:51:26 PM  
Never mind the window seat, subby, you can have the whole row to yourself.
 
2013-03-18 07:50:31 PM  

Master Sphincter: what's a taco pizza?


A taco pizza is a pizza with taco toppings, such as taco sauce, seasoned ground beef, onions, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, cheese...  You eat it like pizza, because it is pizza.

/Delicious pizza.
 
2013-03-18 09:36:28 PM  

drongozone: Has anybody ever eaten British pizaa? What's the verdict, because i can't imagine it being any good?


Most British pizza is sold by American chains: Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, Dominos.

So it's exactly as bad as American pizza.

/I don't think it's possible to get a Chicago-style tomato soup bowl here, however.
//Which is a bonus.
 
2013-03-18 11:31:14 PM  
Once was a time when we'd just let that kid lose his hand. Sure, he'd be on the dole for the rest of his short, miserable life, but we'd be assured of one less imbecile shiatting in the gene pool.

Too stupid to keep your hand out of an industrial dough mixer? Too stupid to procreate.
 
2013-03-19 12:19:12 AM  
I was surprised that one of my (fairly well-off) friends was working at a pizza place.
I asked how can you work at a pizza place.
He just replied: I knead the dough.


/so, so, sorry.
 
2013-03-19 05:34:38 AM  

indylaw: Once was a time when we'd just let that kid lose his hand. Sure, he'd be on the dole for the rest of his short, miserable life, but we'd be assured of one less imbecile shiatting in the gene pool.

Too stupid to keep your hand out of an industrial dough mixer? Too stupid to procreate.


It wasn't a matter of intelligence in this case. It was a matter of the kid being 5-years old and not having lived long enough to acquire the knowledge that certain things like industrial dough mixers can seriously mess you up.

In short he wasn't being a dumbass, he was being a little kid. The main person to blame here is whomever allowed him to be in the kitchen in the first place.
 
2013-03-19 06:12:46 AM  

Master Sphincter: what's a taco pizza?


A poor mans spicy calzone
 
2013-03-19 10:52:36 PM  

blatz514: tblax: Pizza machine???

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x333]


Yeah - I saw one of those on How It's Made.
 
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