Jackie Onanist: The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.Which raises the question: Does a one-titted whore swim in circles?
Gordon Bennett: Candygram4Mongo: And she has now warned other women to be wary of possible side effects of the op, saying: "I couldn't believe it when the implant started coming out of my breast.Soon to be a Broadway musical... "Titty Titty Bang Bang."I'll wait for the porn version. Titty Titty Gang Bang.
Ohlookabutterfly: Guys, women don't get implants to make themselves more attractive to men, they don't care what we think. They do it because thay are in constant competition with each other and can't stand the other girl with nicer boobs. This has been apparent to me for a while and I'm actually glad my opinion means nothing to them, makes them easier to get along with.
FunkOut: cherryl taggart: As someone who has to buy oversized shirts and then have darts inserted to get the fit right, I think this broad is nuts. When you are endowed with more than what manufacturers think is enough, nothing fits right off the rack. The bust is right, so the shoulders fall off, and there is a ton of extra fabric below the bust. The shoulders fit right, so either buttons gap, or if a pullover, it rides up too high in the front and becomes a belly show shirt, because the bust is overpowering.Mass manufactured women's shirts are made for B to small C cups, shoulders that are neither rounded nor too square, and a waist that is neither too large nor too small. Deviate from the median size and you've got shirts that never fit. You get a choice between a tent or buttons flying off and shoulder seams ripping.
Brick-House: The fact that i only suck one tit at a time means I'm OK with this so long as she's tasty down below.
Caffandtranqs: Chicken fillets? What happened to old school just stuffing your bra with tissues? This crazy chick's been going around smelling like KFC or worse, she's been going around with raw chicken boob.
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